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La vida loca

Why it pays to read Reyna Elena

by reynz on September 4, 2009

Photo Credits: Here
Tumanggap ako nung boarder noon. I was hoping that he undergo physical examination under my able direction, kaso, tipong bibigwasan ako. Inaprub ko bigla ang application. His name was James, tiga-DLSU at nag-aral sa Jefferson University sa Philadelphia at naging roommate ko
Over the dumaang mga months, nagtaka ako. Nagpakabit na rin syang sarili [...]

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My fiance

by reynz on August 26, 2009

Me mga oditor samen.
Ambabata.
Hehehe!
~evil grin~
~evil na evil talaga~
Kaso kelangan matino dapat ang utak ko.
Alam mo yon?
Indian sya.
Ang guwapo.
Ambait.
Mega-kwento.
Tiga New Delhi.
At dahil OFW den sya, swak ang mga stories namen.
Enjoy daw sya sa New Orleans.
Ako?
Hindi.
Baket daw?
Indi naman kasi ako lumalabas nang bakuran namen.
Pag bibili lang nang tinapay at kape.
Nicotine pati.
Hanggang trabaho at apartment lang ako.
Tutal me [...]

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Learn the basics: Social Climbing 101

by reynz on August 23, 2009

This entry was originally posted sa reyna elena. Kaso dahil me mga bagong salta na di maintindihan ang meaning nang social climbing, I felt na I have a duty to the kawntri and da nation to make an explanation. Kaya kung nabasa ninyo yung litanya ni HollyShit sa comments section, hindi naintindihan nung gurl ang [...]

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Sobre

by reynz on August 23, 2009

dahil nga sa lecheng color coding na yan
twing myerkoles, nakatupi ang kotse ko
napipilitan akong mag-dyip
mag-taxi
mag-trayzee
at mag-bus.
naka-masskara.
nakakahiya kasing makita ang reyna
na isang cheapangga
ilang beses nang one times nangyari to
sa G-Liner na sardinas sa tao
byaheng Ortigas Robinson’s papuntang Rosario
me sasakay na ale
me kasamang administrative assistant na babae
mamimigay nang…
SOBRE

(Photo Harbat: Nadekwat ko sa National Bookstore)
meyat meya, mag-li-litanya na [...]

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Labor day

by reynz on August 20, 2009

Yan ang bumulaga saken on TV screen kahapon!
Saan ako tatakbo ngayon?
Sa Houston, Texas?! Eeeek! Wag dun!
Bahala na! Kaya dapat, mai-uwi ko mga ibang gamet sa Philadelphia.
Alas dos, tinawag kame lahat sa pabrika.
Me importanteng mensahe.
Binigyan kami nang porno.
Binuksan ko.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

*kabog* !!! *kabog*
ngayon na ba?! ngayon na ba? gulat ako kung pinag-eebakwet na kami!
sa evacuation, puro one-way street [...]

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Si Doreen, sinundan ako!

May 14, 2009

Mag-aral ka uli!
I’m in the City. Sa isang swanking Hotel. Tini-train pa rin ako hanggang biernes to. Hindi nila makuha ang right formula kung pano ako ma-train. Hindi kasi ako maka-relate pag walang Chippendale Dancers. Kasalanan mo to Reesie!!! B.S. Midwifery meron na ako, me mga abakada pa sa dulo nang pangalan ko, wala pa [...]

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Cooking nang Reyna – Vietnamese edition

May 10, 2009

Look! Marunong na akong mag-luto! Hahaha!

Simple lang pala! Turuan ko kayo? U like?

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Life is beautiful. Blog it, till it hurts!

April 1, 2009

Merci boucoup Nuffnang et bonjour les gens!

I was uberly-delighted when Roanna and Jing told me that I will be Nuffnang’s Miss April. “Huh?!” I know I’m pretty, but Playboy Magazine?! Not ready. Roanna’s email pokes me in my eyes and woke me up from hypnosis, “keep dreaming Reynz!” with a follow-up email from Jing, “Reynz, [...]

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Signs

March 31, 2009

My site was in an overheated mode the past few days, you know that, at kahit na ilang shower gawin ko would not calm me away, kaya I decided to wander around the net and saw this video and instantly, I was reminded of a friend. A very close friend. Very close. Really, really close. [...]

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I’m not afraid to take risks, yet, I get nervous and scared like shit!

February 17, 2009

Washington DC is nice. Yeah, it’s a very political town but that’s where most of the exciting activities happen. That is, political or otherwise. Haller! Remember Monica? It would have been nice if I got a job there. I could go home to Philly on a weekend. One of my most memorable experience here was [...]

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Brother and sister

February 6, 2009

My brother
I’m usually on the phone talking to my brother, the eldest in our family. Wala lang. Chika. Ganun. He lives in California. Before, he used to live in San Diego. Por dios por santo me gulong ata ang bahay nito! Eh kasi, from San Diego, he moved to Los Angeles, then moved to San [...]

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Royal Blog Santacruzan 01/17/2009

January 17, 2009

My blog round-up this week should be fun and funny with splice of nationalism chorva. With this blog round-up, I am officially announcing that I am the current Chairwoman of the Jologs Society, voted unanimously by me , and I will prove it to you as you go through Reyna’s 10.
This week’s blog round up [...]

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2008: reyna elena dot com: year in review

December 29, 2008

(L-R [Jing, Pusa, Reynz, Malen, Mitchie])

What can I say, it’s been one crazy year of blogging. Yet, no doubt, despite all the flames that burned on the internet, this was were I met the best bloggers around through some never ending social climbing! Yes, this is a virtual world, but make no mistake, the feelings [...]

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The world is never short of dumb people

December 9, 2008

The world is never short of dumb people. I’m sorry for my rants. But, am fine. I maybe out of work, but the only stress I get is from blogging! I know, I know, kanya-kanya tayong dumbassness Hahaha!

(Photo Credits: Robert LZ)
As you all know, my full-time job right now, is to look for a job. [...]

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Reyna Gerilya attends a military wedding

October 19, 2008

My family’s full of PMA’ers mga kabisyo, kaso ako lang ang gerilya. Growing up, I have another frisk and beautiful couzin (Ate Salve) who is one truly big Philippine dream at naging role model nang lola. She would become one of the most successful businesswoman in Legazpi na ka-chika na pati si Mayor Noel Rosal. [...]

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Piolo Paskal

October 17, 2008

Sobra sobrang too much yata ang nasinghot kong tambutso na high ako. Kaya sumama ang pakiramdam nang lola. Leche! Cancelled ang Vigan tour! Grr! So I slept the whole day. Pag gizing ko, it was 10:00pm. Wa kanin, wa ulam, wa kape. Nothing. Kahit gasul wala. Gora me sa Eastwood. Mahirap maging popular bomba star. [...]

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One spectacular world class chorvalais in Global City

October 16, 2008

My entry today is one truly spectacular santacruzan that would bring me to the swankiest place in Manila, called “The Fort” or “Global City”. Believe you me, I’ve partied in places I really can’t afford hehehe chorva lang, like New York, Washington DC, London, Prague, Paris, Tokyo, Budapest and more, but this place is one [...]

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Seat 1-B

October 14, 2008

Business Class is nothing new to me mga kunichiwa. Yeap, pag maarte kang kagaya kong piner-fect ang social climbing, you’ll try everything para lang wez malaman na you’re a promdi. Like the one time Chuva, Jellicoe and I went to London. On a weekend. Yeap, ganun katindi pag tinupak kame.

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Rejection confirmed my right decision

October 9, 2008

I did not get the job in Washington, DC. What I got instead was a confirmation that I made the right decision to leave my former work.

DC asked for three (3) references and I have some super people to back me up. A Senior Vice-President of CBS Radio in Atlanta, a Vice-President of MMA Financial [...]

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The movie of my life

October 1, 2008

Sino ba ako?
Sino daw ba ako sabi nung isang commenter. Tanggalin ko na yung reference sa sexuality issue. Bahala na ang mga katribu ko sa rainbow kung gustong maghuramentado. But I like the question. Sarili ko, kukwento ko. Masarap un eh! Hehehe! Ba?t kaya?! Bwahahaha! Kaya eto ang chance kong magmayabang ever. Conchita!!! Makinig [...]

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