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Starting a business in the Philippines

by reyna16 on February 18, 2008

Aray ko! Nauntog din ako!
Believe it or not, it’s a lot easier to start your own successful business in the Philippines, compared noong panahon. True, medyo mahirap mag-start with all the lagay na gagawin ninyo, pero, let’s not let them win na mawalan tayo nang pag-asa to start our own. Di ba?

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How can you tell if a guy is gay?

by reyna01 on November 23, 2007

Natumba ako sa post na to ni Kengkay. How can you tell if a guy is gay?? Sino si Kengkay? Sabi sa CIA Annual Report:

Si Kengkay ay isang operadang gurl. Isa akong transvestite. Isa akong babaeng bading, waaahhhhhh Successful daw ang aking operasyon kaya ako nagka-anak.
Wala lang, basta alam ko lang na gurl ang [...]

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Pinay Scandal in Baguio City

by Rainier on November 21, 2007

Memorable ever ang Baguio saken. First time nang lola nyo here in the 70’s and the last time I was here was in mid 80’s. Samahan nyo po ako pag-akyat sa bundok nang tralala at alamen kung anong nangyayari sa taas!

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This is a re-post and an updated one. Natakot po ako ki Ambo baka habulin ako nang kinakalawang na itak sa kahabaan nang Ortigas Avenue.  You’d know why. Me ginawa kasi akong katarantaduhan, kaya kumuha muna akong foolish clearance sa kanya. Yan po ang because why tinanggal ko.

I am notoriously lazy with meme even though I [...]

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Ang cyberspace, pinasok na ni Inday.

by reyna12 on September 27, 2007

I get a lot of FWD emails and normally, I delete them. Not this one. Bea sent this to me and we have no idea who wrote this one. I had a blast reading this one at work – you’ll know why. Check it out!

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Philippines as an english speaking nation

August 9, 2007

“The Philippines is the third largest English-speaking country in the world” proclaimed by most of the government websites. Yet, over and over – on the daily papers specially those looking for call center jobs, they admit that a ridiculous percentage of Philippine graduates do not understand english – worst, they could not even?speak english on [...]

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Ikaw? Naimbalsama ka na ba?

July 19, 2007

Mahal nang buong mundo ang Tsina. Of course! With double digit economic growth consistently taon-taon, sinong hindi mag-mamahal sa kanila? Bilyones yata ang resulta nang kalibogan nila kaya naman it’s billion market also. With that, sandamakal na millionaires and umusbong sa Tsina, yong exports nila halos bumulwak na lahat nang kanilang factory. Sa totoo lang, [...]

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Crazy things happen when I take off my crown. The Series.

July 1, 2007

Yeap, here we go again!
Crazy things just seem to happen when I take off my crown!
It was a Friday night and usually busy masyado ang Society Hill area nang Philadelphia. We have a friend who owns one of the fanciest bar in the city. It’s the World Fusion. Eh, kasi dun nag-po-fuse yong mga tao, [...]

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Won Bin, me love you long time, but!~!@#$%

June 25, 2007

Some of your people are annoying!!!
I love Won Bin! He He He! I wanna marry him! because I think he’s just so handsome, especially in that “Endless Love”? I love all his expressions with his emotions that’s sorta flowing out of his eyes. Song Hye Gyo is also really good and photogenic. Anyway…
Why are there so many [...]

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Ang aming katulong

May 20, 2007

Do you remember this blog article I posted on January 2, 2007? Well, this is not only a re-post, but an update as well. Why? Ganito kasi. Kwento ko na lang. So, where were we? Ang last naming katulong sa condo is Aling Delia, right? Sya is Katulong D. Enter Katulong E.
KATULONG E: Si Jeera
Yong [...]

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Crazy things happen when I take off my crown!

April 22, 2007

Anyway – Yeah, France, hirap nitong koronang latang darigold! Kelangan mapalitan na to nong Plastic daw na Dairy Queen. Ngeee!!!
Anyway, pag ina-alis ko korona ko, there are so many crazy things that happens. Wanna know one?
Eto.
Yong neighbor namin sa condo, DALAGA. MAGANDA. Kaya lang walang pera. He He He! But anyway, kinursunada ako. Yong mga [...]

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For every successful man lies behind…

March 7, 2007

a sex-changed woman!

That’s ma wife Matilda.
Matilda and I have known each other for about 2oo hundred years. In dog years. We fight like dogs that’s why. If you have read the story about my best boss, you would have known her from that story. So, let’s see. How do I introduce her to you?
Act 1 – [...]

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