http://reynaelena.com learn the art of social climbing avec moi les gens! Sat, 13 Mar 2010 19:33:29 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The blogger’s prayer Dear Lord; I pray for wisdom, to understand each hate blogger; I pray for love and patience, to ignore their hell blog entries; Because Lord, if I pray for strength… I’ll beat the crap out of these bloggers! Amen. http://reynaelena.com/2010/03/08/the-blogger%e2%80%99s-prayer/ Photo Credits: Here Lumabas ako’t bumili nang kape, naglalaro ang mga bata sa kalye. Pagbalik ko, aba! Nag-aaway away na sila wala namang eleksyon samen. Sigaw nung isa: “Yo mama is so fat she doesn’t have a tailor, she has a contractor!” Aba! Ba’t nasali ang momma?! Sumagot ang isa: “Yo ... http://reynaelena.com/2010/03/07/yo-mama/ It's about 8:33 am now in the East Coast of the United States, March 13 (yeah, I am posting this entry pabalik March 6 dahil I am way late updating this site) and our collective blog, Barrio Siete is currently experiencing a slow down. Actually, this all started yesterday. http://reynaelena.com/2010/03/06/barrio-siete-dot-com-is-experiencing-a-slow-down/ I was at the bar last nite with a friend. Me lumapet, nakiki-chika. Di ko kursunada, masyadong presko. Tapos na ang bagyo, mahangin pa ang gago. Pinagbigyan ko. After a while... "Can I have your number?" Sabi ko, "It's in the phonebook." "But I don't know ur name" sabi nya. "Well, ... http://reynaelena.com/2010/03/05/i-was-at-the-bar/ Mainit ang ulo ko! Eh kasi, I went nga for a job interview today. It was going well until I started talking about "due diligence". Na-excite and interviewer biglang bumirit talking about his cia-style daw of due diligence for an investment company in New York, made offer, close deal, made ... http://reynaelena.com/2010/03/04/one-day-at-a-job-interview/ (Photo Credits: Sorry, wala akong camera at kung meron man, tyak babanatan ako.) So yun nga, yesterday, wa nga nangyari with my gym. At dahil blinag ako as fat fugly faggot na unemployed paedophile living on food stamps illegal alien nang mga demonyo sa manila, i was determined ever na mag-gym. ... http://reynaelena.com/2010/03/04/i-went-to-they-gym-take-2/ It's been a long time. Very long time. I drove to the gym... no no, not the car inside the gym. Parked my car. Stared at the building. Exercising my eyes I guess. Then drove back home. WTF?! Pano ako gaganda nang ganito?! http://reynaelena.com/2010/03/03/i-went-to-the-gym-today/ Photo Credits: Katnip I had no idea what Fabella is, where it is, what it is or kung ano pa man sya. I would find out from Kutz, one B7 regular, the what's of Fabella. You'd have to read the entry here to find out how it all started. But let ... http://reynaelena.com/2010/03/02/fabella-baby-factory/ I ran across the spanish or latin version of the "We are the world" and was pleasantly surprised to find out, it's just as equally beautiful... check this out! http://reynaelena.com/2010/03/01/we-are-the-world-en-espanol/ Na-alala ko, madalas akong mapagalitan nang mga boylets. "Tigilan mo na nga kaka-istok saken!" sabi nung isa. Now ko lang nalaman ang deprensya. Ang mga gagong yun! Hmpt! Grrr! http://reynaelena.com/2010/02/28/the-difference-of-being-a-secret-admirer-or-a-stalker/ Nag-bakasyon ang friendship. Rampa sya sa init nang Florida. Pinag-katiwala ang balay nya to me. Meanwhile, nag-delubyo sa lugar namen and three blizzards hit. Nag-snow storm pa nung isang araw with matching winds na mababali ang buhok mo. So, while opening the door, bumigwas ang hangin, the door slammed so ... http://reynaelena.com/2010/02/27/friend-got-upset/ This entry is a repost. You will find the original entry in Barrio Siete. Retards. They seem to be the "in" word these days for losers who have hidden agendas. Sarah Palin wanted President Obama to fire White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel for a comment she characterizes as a ... http://reynaelena.com/2010/02/26/of-brian-gorrell-and-the-ugly-realities-of-online-blogging/ Curious how I came up with the phrase "Barrio Siete"? Remember the famous line, “The Philippines is comprised of 7,107 islands...”? Well, during my childhood years in Bicol, the only bridge going into town gets flooded during storms, cutting us off from civilization, making us an “island”. It was in this ... http://reynaelena.com/2010/02/24/barrio-siete-on-manila-bulletin-this-coming-monday-march-1-2010/ Mi familia went to Japanese resto 4 dinner 2nite. Alam nyo naman pag puro Pinoy sama mo di ba, we speek la lingua prangka so no 1 understand. Me katabi kami "exotic" na ubod nang panget! pero boypren nya saksakang gwapo naglaway ako! Say ko, ''pucha ampanget nang babae but ... http://reynaelena.com/2010/02/15/at-the-japanese-restaurant/ I did not know, valentines pala today. I'm not here much. Visit me in the BARRIO. Maraming happenings dun! http://reynaelena.com/2010/02/14/ow-valentines/