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Social Climbing

Interview with the Vampire!

November 10, 2008

Angel Cuala just told me that he had already gotten a copy of the Manila Bulletin. I don’t have any links to provide you guys. But the print copy is already out today. So, to those of you who are interested, you can grab a copy of the Manila Bulletin at any newsstand in the [...]

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This week’s royal blog santacruzan: WE 11/09/08

November 9, 2008

Jon Mariano When Jon Mariano decided to call it quits in blogging, na-depress ako, I planned to shutdown my blog. Charing hehehe! But this popular OFW Living in Hong Kong is back. True to what I love from this guy is this one: Idiot’s Guide: How Not to be Forced to Answer Questions. Cheh Alam [...]

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Reyna Elena on Manila Bulletin

November 7, 2008

Manila Bulletin, you know has been the pillar of print media chorvalais in the Philippines for almost 108 years. Leche! Ka-edad ko syaaa!!! Hmpt! From Joey (Jose Rizal) to Reynz (Reyna Elena). Tugma diba?! Isang national hero at isang national disaster social climber. So, people! Wag matulog! Pag-bukang liwayway on Monday, November 10, 2008 – [...]

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Social climbing with Janette Toral

October 26, 2008

What better way to end my 2 weeks unemployment vacation in Manila than to social climb with the goddess of Digital Filipino, Janette Toral who was behind this wonderful and successful event which happens to be my very first social climbing event of this type in the Philippines. Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us [...]

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One pricey call boy’s nite in Makati: Bawal omorder nang wine!

October 24, 2008

I should have been with my beautiful nieces Bebeth, Gigi (na nang-gagalaiti nang kakahanap saken hehehe), Roselle (who’s flying today to LA with husband David), Francis and everyone else. Tinakbuhan ko mga kabisyoooo!!! Hahaha! Makatanggap ka ba naman nang invite to have one fine dining chorva in one of the swankiest chorvalais in the city [...]

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Certified humor blogger goes on a watosi celebration!

October 20, 2008

Lookie! Lookie kung anong dumating sa balay ko today! Hahaha! Buksan naten mga kabisyo! Hehehe! It’s a trophy and a shirt for being one of the Philippines’s Ten Funniest blogs sponsored by Badoodles! So, Badoodles!!! Will you marry me tooo?! Hahaha! I take this award uber-seriously Badoods! Patutunayan ko seyo! Hahaha! Guess where we went [...]

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One spectacular world class chorvalais in Global City

October 16, 2008

My entry today is one truly spectacular santacruzan that would bring me to the swankiest place in Manila, called “The Fort” or “Global City”. Believe you me, I’ve partied in places I really can’t afford hehehe chorva lang, like New York, Washington DC, London, Prague, Paris, Tokyo, Budapest and more, but this place is one [...]

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Seat 1-B

October 14, 2008

Business Class is nothing new to me mga kunichiwa. Yeap, pag maarte kang kagaya kong piner-fect ang social climbing, you’ll try everything para lang wez malaman na you’re a promdi. Like the one time Chuva, Jellicoe and I went to London. On a weekend. Yeap, ganun katindi pag tinupak kame. Share on Facebook Digg Stumble [...]

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Ukay-ukay Cover Gurl

October 4, 2008

What financial crisis?! Makinig guys n gurls! You can still dress high society ala Gucci Gang with some imbudo vintage jeans na cheappanga lang. Ukay-ukay shopping truly makes a lot of financial sense, that’s why this is categorized under Business and Economics. Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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The 2008 Philippines 10 Best World Pieces of Humor Blogs!

October 3, 2008

It’s another WORLD PEACE mga kunichiwa to be included amongst these goodlooking baliknuts headed by no other than Badoodles. He likes sex, I don’t, I really don’t unless na pinilit ako by force. Pole dancer and sex slave wannabe lang ako. I hope makapasa pa. But, I’m delighted na medyo sumabit pa ako sa makukulet [...]

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The movie of my life

October 1, 2008

Sino ba ako? Sino daw ba ako sabi nung isang commenter. Tanggalin ko na yung reference sa sexuality issue. Bahala na ang mga katribu ko sa rainbow kung gustong maghuramentado. But I like the question. Sarili ko, kukwento ko. Masarap un eh! Hehehe! Ba?t kaya?! Bwahahaha! Kaya eto ang chance kong magmayabang ever. Conchita!!! Makinig [...]

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Join sa newest santacruzan: Rainbow Bloggers Philippines

September 25, 2008

Sa mga gay bloggers na Pinoy at Pinaypay, ikaw man ay isang Tagalog, Ingglisero, o Baklaan kung magsalita. Ilokano ka man, Ilongga, Lumad at Ifugao, Bikolano, gwapo at uragon (*si Rainier Dimalili hehehe). Nakatago man sa aparador o ipinagmamalaki ang kabaklaan sa buong madla. Welcome kayong lahat sa batang-bata?t fresh na fresh na Blog Community [...]

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Frootang Ina mo!

September 24, 2008

If young can cook? so can you! Once in a while, I?d be enamored by a blog. I?d just be sitting here, reading those mixed words wid forced ajinomotos, wits and charms the heck out of me. I?ve featured some of them in my blog. Close to my green taste buds as you know, are [...]

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Ang Pinay Blogkaster

September 14, 2008

Nagsimula ang kabaliwan ko sa broadkaster na to when I found out na walang panama ang anting-anting ni Nardong putik sa ID nya: “Kung si Nardong Putik, may anting-anting? Kami namang mga taga-Media, may Media ID. Hindi matatawaran ang kapangyarihan ng laminated piece of paper na ito. Parang tsapa ni Gil Grissom sa CSI ? [...]

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If there’s a will, there’s Eddie.

September 13, 2008

Ang di raw marunong lumingon sa pinang-galingan, nadadapa at lumolobo ang mukha. “Keep social climbing alive!” yan ang mission nang Reyna Elena at ang ating vision? “World Peace!” So, let’s go back to our Social Climbing Classes mga kunichiwa and learn more social climbing tricks from Reyna. Pull out your kukumban. Ready? Another great and [...]

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The Philippines Best Five Blog Entries

September 6, 2008

Please Note: The first part of this entry is this one: Philippine Blog Awards Chorva. There is a follow-up entry also: Jester-in-exile entry is full of lies. Here’s my response to the Juvenile Economist: Juvenile Economist, First, thank you for visiting and congratulations on your new blog. Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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Philippine Blog Awards Chorva

September 6, 2008

Please note: The follow-up entry of this entry is here: The Philippines Best Five Blog Entries I received a rather, interesting email from the philippine blog awards chorva chorva mga kunichiwa. I know that some avid readers of reyna nominated me here. I already sent them a thank you email personally – only to the [...]

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Pano napadpad sa blog nyo ang mga readers nyo?

August 9, 2008

Here’s my intelligent question senyo mga kunichiwa: Pano napadpad sa blog nyo ang mga readers nyo? Aminin! Hehehe! Sabihin saken! Alam u kasi mga kunichiwa, I check my metriko toneladas every other kada dia. Whenever I can. I trulili do. Interested lang ako kung sino sino ang napadpad sa palasyo ko (read: talagang tsismoso ako! [...]

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Round 3: Road to the Finals – The Philippine’s Best Humor Blogs

July 11, 2008

Uber ang pagka-bitter ko mga kunichiwa nung nakita ko ang Round 3: Road to the Finals – The Philippine’s Best Humor Blogs ni Badoodles which is out na and me no like da result! Hmpt! Im fack, isasara ko ang blog na to pag nakapako ako sa nwebe pulgadas dyan! Hmpt! Grrr! Kaya, nana-nawagan ako [...]

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How do you social climb sa mga art museums?

July 2, 2008

Pssst! Koyah! Ateh! Pano pag ang kursunada mo eh mahilig sa arts (not crafts kasi baka witch and gaga!). Tuturuan kita. Alam nyo, kahit laki ako sa Barrio Siete, mahilig na talaga ako sa culture and arts. Kaya malimit akong pumunta nang Folk Arts at Cultural Center. Sa Folk Arts, dun sa likod. Malapit sa [...]

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How to be one great ispiritista

June 29, 2008

Balik tayo sa Social Climbing Lessons mga kabisyoooo!!! As I’m sure you party all the time! You go to nice bars! You’re dressed very 1st world in a turd world kawntri and all you order is ………. ta-dannnggg! “Margarita, please!” Huh?! Hallerrr!!! Whenever I am in some swanky bar in Makati or The Fort at [...]

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CD from Gabby, T-Shirt from Pusa & Beauty Tips Number 1: Social Climb with Kengkay

June 9, 2008

GAB of www.flipclancom I love Pinoy music kaya naman when Gab featured Markado in his site, I was enamored dun sa group nang mga Pinoy. Hahaha! Ok, fine! Cute kasi sila eh! Kaya when Gab found out, he made me one happy very merry christmas in the searing heat of June karong adlaw mga kabisyo. [...]

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Reyna joins Sikatchupoy si Buraot Contest

June 2, 2008

Dear Lolo Buraot, Sobra sobra na po ang pang-aabuso nang mga boylets ko. Pero sa totoo nito, enjoy po ako! Hehehe! Ayokong inuutangan kasi, di baleng abusuhin ako. Kaya po napilitan akong sumali sa mga kautotan ninyo at yan po ang entry na napili ko sa mga pautot na ginagawa mo sa kasalukuyan. Kelangang kelangan [...]

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Happy birthday Chuva Chienes and I will miss you all!

May 24, 2008

And so my boylet search, the royal visit, the never ending social climbing to our turd world kawntri comes to a close, for now lang naman. I must go home na po sa US, or else baka isanla ko na korona ko sa Tambunting or mag-file na ako nang bankruptcy dito. As a matter of [...]

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Wanted: Perfect Boylet

May 23, 2008

ANNOUNCEMENT MGA KABISYO: I’m flying back to the US very soon mga kunichiwa. In the next few weeks, mag-aalay ang burukang Reyna nang isang kakalabog na pakontes ever ever. Kaya lang me requirements! Hahahaha! Una: susukatin ko kayo! Weeee!!! Kaya kung ako senyo: add me on bloglines at www.bloglines.com , put me on your technorati [...]

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The uber successful SM North Edsa EB grand event!

May 22, 2008

Dinumog ang lola nyo sa SM North Edsa kahapon mga kabisyo!!! I did not know that I was this popular!!! Pramis, they’re not lining up for NFA rice! Can you see that line?! That many fans?! That’s just to show you the number of people lining up to see me, have a picture with me, [...]

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Fake apple martini and that EB @ Greenbelt Makati, Part 1

May 18, 2008

Maaga akong dumating in Makati. EB @ 3pm, lumuwas ang lola nang Barrio @ 1:30pm because I know uusad-usad na naman ang trapik. For the record, lahat nang appointments ko in Manila, I have always been on time + or – 10 minutes. Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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Davao, here we come!

May 11, 2008

Since this was a Saturday and I know that it’s crazy busy at the airport every Saturdays, I woke up early, drove to Philadelphia International Airport at 6am and took the flight to Minneapolis St. Paul at 8:25 am. That was a 3 hours flight mga kunichiwa. The lay over was long. Ayun, I took [...]

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Our $5 NFA rice winner for week ending May 11, 2008!

May 9, 2008

In the US we have Bill Clinton Johnny Cash Bob Hope Stevie Wonder and Condoleeza Rice Sa Pinas we have no bills no cash no hope no wonder! walang rice! Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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Me pautot si Buraot

May 5, 2008

Yan po ang Anak ni Kulapo na tiga Venice, California. Matagal tagal na rin akong di nakabalik sa Venice. Maganda ang Venice Beach mga kabisyo. Me mga nag-ro-roller blade, nag-ba-barass na magagandang lalaki, mga gurls in bikinini at mga namamalimos. Marami silang mga ka-dramahan sa kahabaan nang sidewok sa beach. Me mga nagtitinda nang mga [...]

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Week ending May 4 Panalo ever of our $5 NFA Rice!

May 4, 2008

Congratulations ever to our Blog of the Week, our uber Social Climber of the Week winning the biggest prize ever para pambili nang kilo-kilong NFA Rice. Now remember, sundin ang direktiva nang departamento de importado porque no hay seeds no more to planta planta rice evah evah!!! Hahahaa~! Warning: tingi tingi lang po ang subo [...]

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Winner of the $5 NFA Rice this week?

April 27, 2008

And our winner of the $5 NFA Rice? is!!!! Join Reyna’s Blog of the Week, a.k.a. Social Climber of the Week! The winner gets $5 pambili nang NFA Rice! In ferness ilang kilo den yan noh?! And our rice buyers lining up this week are the following (Vote on the sidebar please!): Share on Facebook [...]

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Social Climber of the Week (continues)

April 21, 2008

Good morning mga kunichiwa! Our Blog of the Week is back because indi na-agaw ang korona ko by that blogger! So, first, we need to congratulate our winner from last century and that would be: Kotsengkuba! He wins our ever ever na kinu-kutya kutyang $5 prize! Sige lang! Hehehe! Kutya-kutyain ninyo! Knows nyo naman divanetch? [...]

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Sosyal ang mga magulang ko

April 20, 2008

as par as i rimembir, inglis speeking kami noon…op kors, sosyal ang mga magulang ko..dalawa kaming mag kapatid at pareho kaming nakatapos sa kolihiyo, enjineer si brother at bellas artes naman ako… dapat lang!! sosyal ang mga magulang ko eh! makulay ,masaya ang naging takbo ng buhay ko, although may mga drama sa likod ng [...]

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Hagikhik findings

April 16, 2008

Sa kaka-blog hop ko, kung saan saan napunta ang lola. I thought I’d share them to you all. BLOODY CEREMONY Mabaliw-baliw na naman ako sa entry ni Mandaya Moore-Orlis. The construction of their bakeshop started. Kahit samen in Barrio Siete mga kabisyo, me mga kung ano anong pamahiin that you have to follow to make [...]

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Winner for Week Ending April 6, 2008 and our current nominations!

April 6, 2008

ANNOUNCEMENT AND RULES TO JOIN Good morning mga kunichiwa!!! Thank you all for coming! Today, we will be announcing the winner of our weekly chorva for the week ending April 6, 2008 (pretend di nyo pa alam! hehehe). But before we proceed with the coronation of our 1st Weekly Winner, we have two very, very [...]

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I am in pain mga kabisyo!!!

April 5, 2008

I am in pain mga kabisyo! Masakit talaga! Eto ang because: Bumagsak po ang rankings nang lola dito. Round 2: Philippine?s 10 Best Humor Blogs [As of March 2, 2008]. Balandrahan ka ba naman nang piktyurakang to, wala po akong laban! Wala talaga kabisyo!: Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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In our turd world kawntri, there’s a high society? How high?

April 4, 2008

Growing up in Barrio Siete, I have always wondered why people have a lot of money. Truckshit of money. Shitloads of money. And we don’t have any. Well, we do, piktapos ko magbenta nang isang latang kamoteng kahoy sa lata nang biskwit. Gurl, let me tell you sumtin’, I have to work my ass just [...]

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Announcing: Reyna’s Social Climber Awards!

March 29, 2008

Week ending April 6, 2008 (sorry, di ko na ma-edit yong header!) is on the side bar! VOTE NOW! Of course voting ends bago mag-pasko! Hehehe! Charing lang! Siguro pag indi ako lasing nang Sabado nang gabi of April 5. Ganetch! Before anything else – head over to Banco De Reyna for my latest techno [...]

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Marketing 101 ? How do you market a show?

March 28, 2008

FIRST: SCARE THEM “What other bloggers who have been religiously covering this issue is that they?re also accountable about the spread of such libelous acts and can be held liable in Philippine courts.” SECOND: DENY THAT IT CAME FROM YOU “That?s according to Atty. JJ Disini who was also one of the resource speakers of [...]

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Losers who can’t take losing should not participate

March 16, 2008

Manny Pacquiao is the WBC super featherweight champion of the world. Congratulations again to this guy! Sana makabili sya nang bagong shades noh? Hehehe! Anyway, Manny stole the world title from Mexican Juan Manuel Marquez, leaning on a third round knockdown and a late charge in the match to win by split decision. Kata tuloy [...]

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Anyone from Denmark?

March 12, 2008

If you think the internet dragging name that’s burning between Australia and the Philippines is the hottest scandal in town, guess again! Do you know who is CLIENT number 9? Head over HERE and find out more about the hottest! hottest scandal in this part of the globe! Meanwhile… a letter from a European barrio [...]

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I got a package in the mail yesterday!

March 11, 2008

I received a package yesterday! (Ooops! the other other other days pala! hihihi!) Whoah! Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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Do I hear an accent from you?

March 10, 2008

I love accent! I love Australian accent! I love South African accent! I love British, Irish, Norwegian and Belgian accents as well as the Southern accent! They’re all music to my ears. In any case, I deal with a lot of investors, consultants and clients almost every day of my life at work. I talk [...]

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The five (5) winning flying voters gets $25 each!

March 4, 2008

CONGRATULATIONS MUNA! I’m sure anliga-ligaya mo! Congratulations ‘pare! Tumawag bespren mo! Eh, binabasa kasi nya to eh, para wag kang mag-tampo na nakalimutan ko. Para me WORLD PEACE ang bahay mo, wala akong balak tumawag at mag-teks seyoooo!!! Kahit umiyak pa ang bespren moooo!!! HAHAHA!!! BACK TO THE WINNING FLYING VOTERS! Share on Facebook Digg [...]

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I’m 2 years old … and here’s my surprise!

March 3, 2008

Kunichiwaaa mga kabisyo!!! It’s my 2nd birthday today! [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj6cbM-h8xg] and I have a surprise to all the Flying Voters!!! Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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Odit Results and the Uber Social Climbing Logo Winner!

February 29, 2008

ADDRESS TO THE NATION Kunichiwaa mga kabisyo! Dahil nga I’m one very pretty Kontador Publiko and given my experience with WKAF (Well Known Accounting Firm) in Makati as an auditress, it has always been my attitude to trust but verify. So, my role in this contest is to make sure that this contest is fair [...]

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Social Climbing Logo Contest Update!

February 28, 2008

Ladies and Gentlemen! I have several announcements to make! 1.) I am officially making the announcement about my intentions to run in the 2010 Presidential Elections. It is my desire to be the First! DAAA FIRST! ever, ever EVER EVAH! Woman President of the Philippines. So keep that in mind. Kung kurap man ako, ang [...]

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That look could mean he is interested with you!

February 21, 2008

Naloka loka na ako sa messages dun sa Social Climbing Logo! Logo logo na ang nangyari saken mga kunichiwa. I have to manually check the additions dahil nag-rally ang mga staff ko. Ayaw magtrabaho nang pangkawanggawa. And so, I can’t finish the entry that I was going to post besides, I have to hit the [...]

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Social climbing logo entries are here! Okrayan begins!

February 16, 2008

Listen to my royal voice today (2/16/2008) mga kabisyo with Dr. Joy 11:00pm Manila time, 7:00am Dubai Time, 10:00am New York/Philadelphia and 3:00pm UK time. Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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Post Valentine! I found my Valentine!

February 15, 2008

Kunichiwaa mga kabisyo! Before I tell you who is my NEW valentine? AND DO NOT EVER SCROLL or else! Hmpt! hehehe! Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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I love you!

February 14, 2008

Pero… eh kanino ko naman isasabog ang bwisit na linyang to?! I remember yung last na me nag I love you saken, eh nasambit lang dahil nasa tuktuk sya nang deliryong pagmamahal. But that was a long term relationship na inabot lang nang trenta minutos! Hmpt! Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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French Party with a Swiss Blogger friend

February 12, 2008

Lalabas ka ba oh hindi?! Gusto mo bang wasakin ko ang balay mo?! Nag-titili ang Morisya nung Saberday. Napilitan akong manamit at lumayas nang bahay. Matagal ko na ring di nakikita si Patrick. So, ayun attend kami nang French Party mga kabisyo. Andun ang kebigan nameng Swiss na si Patrick at si Flo, si Guilliame [...]

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