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Satiriko

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Then-President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo appointed the wife of impeached Supreme Court Chief Justice Renato Corona to 5 positions at the government-owned John Hay Management Corporation (JHMC) in Baguio City. Bale, ganito ang magiging itsura nya: Mrs. Cristina Corona Wife of Cheap Justice Renato Corona Chairperson, John Hay Management Corp. President, , John Hay Management Corp. Chief [...]

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The making of Gloria Arroyo’s memoirs

by reynz on December 12, 2011

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In terms of memoirs, I think I have already written mine! And I am just the perfect person to help this little girl with her own. Don’t you think? So, I’m here to help. You see, I heard that Gloria Arroyo, incarcerated at this luxurious presidential suite at the Veterans Memorial Hospital, currently looking for [...]

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So today, I learned that by April 27, we will soon have just two levels of alert. The two alert levels of the new system are “elevated threat,” which “warns of a credible terrorist threat” to the United States; and “imminent threat,” which “warns of a credible, specific and impending terrorist threat.” Any alert will [...]

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Put Your Own Caption: War on Terror

by MrNonsense on December 6, 2009

On September 11, 2001, in the comfort of my home in Iowa, I remember watching the graphic images in New York in horror and disbelief. As it became clearer that foreign nationals were responsible, I felt the imminent threat closer to home. It was not the fear of terrorists possibly coming to the heartland of America, but the idea of the U.S. government tearing my family apart. I knew then that we would be going to war and my wife, a soldier, would have to go, too.

And so eight years later, almost a trillion dollars spent, hundreds of thousands killed or injured , many more families broken, and a new president, the war continues. And now, President Obama calls for 30,000 more soldiers to deploy to Afghanistan in hopes to finally finish the job.

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Put your Own Caption: Maguindanao Massacre

by MrNonsense on December 3, 2009

Words cannot describe the tragedy in Maguindanao. We all know that politics in the Philippines is dirty and violent, but this is beyond every Pinoy’s imagination. Many have been mum in disbelief that humans were capable of this horror, let alone a generally good-natured Filipino.

The news and the images circulating around the press and the internet not only presents our country to more embarassment and prejudice, but also neglects the need for privacy and comfort of the families of those who perished. Furthermore, it can further traumatize the already bruised and beaten sense of safety and innocence.

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Put Your Own Caption: Manny Pacquiao

November 16, 2009

“I just think I’m an ordinary fighter,” Pacquiao said. “When I fight a good fighter, sometimes I can beat him. “  And as many fighters like to proclaim themselves as the best, Manny continues to give props to the business, his opponents, his trainers, his family, his country, God, and his fans.   He is hailed as the [...]

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Eklat and the Noynoy video Brouhaha

November 11, 2009

Sa mga umaabang sa next appearance ni Eklat, lalo na sa kanyang anim na fans, eto ulet ang isang sulat mula sa kanya. Basa na mga bruha. Hello patriots! Yes it’s me again, Eklat at your service. You know I just arrived from a week of rehab, I mean, vacation in LA and the news [...]

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The Eklat Update and the Women in Noy and Mar’s life

November 3, 2009

Mga bruhang fans ni Eklat, may sulat na naman po siya para sa atin kaya hindi ko na kayo bibitinin. Sabay-sabay nating basahin. Gooooo! Hello my dear minions! I know that you’re glad to see my name pop up in Barrio Siete again. Well forgive moi to keep you waiting because I’ve been so much [...]

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Put Your Own Caption: Reyna Elena

October 30, 2009
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Ano ba talaga ang ibig sabihin ng social climbing? @}– @}– @}– @}– @}– “Social climbing” is more than a wish your heart makes. HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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Ode to Arroyo

October 24, 2009

With the 2010 Malacañang Got Talent (sa Pagnanakaw) Show coming, I thought that it might be appropriate to republish my cartoon about the current champion’s visit at the White House 3 months ago.

Hold the tomatoes, please!

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