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(Picture Credits: CNN) Mahirap maging presidential hopeful Look nyo si Sarah Palin, isa syang pul-pul Kahit anong topic ang imungkahi Walang kumakagat, kahit mga pusang kalye Isa pang presidential pul-pul ang lolo nyong si Donald Trump Dala siguro nang dinami daming asawang blandina, mistulang baklitang echosera Ultimo mga cedula, pinaki-alaman na Na dapat muna nyang [...]

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By now, you probably have heard that Osama Bin Laden is dead. And Donald Trump? He was not happy. Folks, this is the fiery chika in America aujourd’hui with the announcement that Osama Bin Laden was finally killed by an elite US security force. Donald Trump was not happy. Are you reading what I have [...]

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Tiger Woods has tres Marias

by reynz on December 3, 2009

Tigil muna massacre na to mga kabarrio. Eto pala ang chika: nahuli pala si Tiger Woods at ang say nang first love ko: “Hey, it’s, uh, it’s Tiger. I need you to do a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling [...]

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The flips and the confused

by reynz on November 18, 2009

Photo Credits: Philstar “William Jefferson Clinton joins the Republican Party because he just could not take Nancy Pelosi’s hairstyle.” Blares the Washington misPost.” Can you imagine that happening in America? Not. Well, ok. Close. But in my turd world kawntri called the Flippines, most of our policitians must have had severe internship at makodonorado flipping [...]

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Phto Credits: GMA News TV Game ka na ba Pilipinas? Dahil eto na si Edu Manzano as Vice Presidential running mate ni Gilbert Teodoro. “I would like to introduce to all of you this morning someone whom Secretary Teodoro has accepted to be his runningmate and [a] person who has accepted the challenge of standing [...]

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Burdyer King

November 10, 2009

Cross post to mga kabaryo mula sa reyna elena. Masyadong mainit yung video ni Noynoy kaya burdyer muna kayo. Dun sa Reyna Elena McDo sya. Dito Burdyer King. Image by ilmungo via Flickr Umandar ang stomach nang lola. Di ako makatiis for today’s calling. Makodoronado Burdyer King pala. Litsi oo! Me opium ba sila dahil [...]

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Facebook. Hilarious in Filipino.

November 3, 2009

Image via Wikipedia Pissbuk in Filipino. Enjoy sya. And if you’re from Pissbuk, please hehehe wag nyo po akong i-blak, nakalimutan ko lang uminom nang prozac. And I am truly having fun sa bagong Pissbuk. Pati sya, pinatulan ko na. What with their Filipino Language. Eh, alam naman nateng ang ating wikang salumpwet eh talagang [...]

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Is there something wrong with Filipinos DNA?

October 23, 2009

The City of Philadelphia went wild last night. The Phillies (Philadelphia) beat Dodgers (Los Angeles) 10-4, to win the National League Championship and return to the World Series for a rare chance to win the World Series back to back. Last year, they beat Tampa Bay and they are the only other team to win [...]

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Our first date

October 19, 2009

…in a very long time since my children were born. My wife and I decided one Monday that it is time to leave the kids and go on a date again. So we left the boys with the babysitter and planned to go to the the casino. But the casino wasn’t the romantic place we [...]

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Joseph Estrada for President. Take 2.

October 14, 2009

“Yes, I will run!” “Yes, I will run,” Estrada, 72, told Agence France-Presse, when asked to confirm press reports of his decision. The former movie action star said he had chosen Makati Mayor Jejomar Binay as his vice presidential candidate. (Source: Estrada: ‘Yes, I will run’) Eeeeeeeek! Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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Shed no tears my friend, the Philippines will be 1st world!

October 4, 2009

Shed no tears my friend… The Philippines will be 1st world in 20 years! Barrio Siete will become a metropolis. And that’s what I remember from SONA 2009… “As a country in the path of typhoons and in the Pacific Rim of Fire, we must be as prepared as the latest technology permits to anticipate [...]

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