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Joker Arroyo is hearing some voices

by reynz on April 1, 2012

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(Picture Credits: Inquirer) Dear Joker, Take your meds. This is not about impeachment. What you need to do is this – check why BIR is running after Pacquiao instead of accusing BIR that the reason for the investigation is that Pacquaio is not one of the signatories of the House impeachment against Corona. That’s chizmiz. [...]

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the robbery at Robinson’s Galleria

by reynz on March 31, 2012

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This news (1 dead, 6 wounded in Robinsons Galleria robbery) is very unfortunate. Security guards will be put to ridicule once again. They’re lowly paid, below sub-zero minimum wage, with long hours, funny equipments and zero training? But I don’t think they are the culprit here and is responsible for arresting criminalities like this in [...]

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COA issued the lamest of all the lame excuse on why it took them 11 years to act on the BGEI sale to the City of Manila. Reason? Because of an auditor’s lapse. Ngak! They are now sounding very Renato Corona. COA Chairperson Gracia Pulido Tan said that COA was just doing its job. I [...]

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So I read that Cristina may no longer testify pala. Atty. Kesyo said, that they have other witnesses and documents daw that can explain the bank accounts of the Coronas kaya pala Cristina may no longer appear on the witness stand. Ah. Ok. Which is good dahil, this P34.7 million jumping pesos have been seen [...]

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Day 34 of the Impeachment proceedings

by reynz on March 26, 2012

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DAY 34, TRES INTERESSANTE TALAGA! SO HERE’S WHAT’S HAPPENED: 1.) Capital gains tax pala had not yet been paid! All of 11 years after the sale of the BGEI property! Mantakin mo yon?! 2.) The title is still in Cristina! But here’s the thing. The certificate from the corporate secretary of BGEI did not say [...]

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supreme people who are above the law

March 21, 2012
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SITUATION: Kim Henares, citing Section 51 of the National Internal Revenue Code, as amended, said that compensation income earners, like justices who either receive incomes that were not properly withheld or derive income other than their compensation earnings, are obliged to file ITRs and pay the corresponding tax due. TRANSLATION: Chugi kayo! Hahaha! PHYSICS AT [...]

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noynoying is annoying

March 18, 2012
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I ranted about the fact that Pnoy has already spent 33% of his term on just one single person, “yer honoeur with no honoer”. In a way, you could say that I support this new thing called “Noynoying”. I do, but not really, because Noynoying is annoying, a product of a dumbfuck mind. You won’t [...]

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Dear Mr. President, please get this assembly line moving!

March 18, 2012
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Let’s do some calculations here: 2016 – 2010 = 6 years 2012 – 2010 = 2 years 6 years – 2 years = 4 years Man! I am so good in algorithmic fibonachi! I think I was born a rocket scientist. I’m loving this. Let’s do some more. If 6 : 6 is 100%, therefore [...]

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what separation of church and state?!

March 10, 2012
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You know how much we fight for separation of church and state? Well, it ain’t happenin’ Mamacita. Por ejemplo, mira este anuncio mis amigos. Ansabi: “Two allies (dalwang super sipsip daw) of President Aquino want the government to go all out in providing the best perks for Iglesia Ni Cristo (leche!) in its centennial celebration [...]

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Woman’s Day Guide on things you can clean in the dishwasher is a threat to civilized living

March 6, 2012
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On Woman’s Day, Cleaning Guide, they posted 10 Things You Can Clean in the Dishwasher. This cleaning guide should be filed under: Utterly Disgusting Guides. As in, they do that?! This is sick. Just because dishwasher makes quick work of dirty plates and cups and makes other stuff squeaky-clean does not mean that you’ll have [...]

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Solita Monsod’s “Caught in a crossfire”

February 26, 2012
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Solita Monsod’s “Let’s get real” – “Caught in a crossfire”, trapped between two (2) enemy lines. She writes: Kazuo Okada and Steve Wynn who used to be close business associates. They are now engaged in a bitter legal fight. PAGCOR’s Naguiat Jr. has gotten caught in the crossfire. Noynoy Aquino and Gloria Arroyo who she [...]

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The strong and powerful versus the poor and marginal

February 21, 2012
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(Picture Credits: Inquirer) The strong and powerful versus the poor and marginal. That is the go~!@#$%^& issue on this Chief Justice Impeachment Trial. Sa totoo lang, we all know what kind of justice we have. Walang equal opportunity saten sa Pinas. Mga oportunista, oo. So far, this is the only President we have, who has [...]

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Controver$ial court deci$ion$?!

February 11, 2012
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(Photo Credits: Inquirer) I don’t know! Who knows. Since they refuse to open the “envelope”, the universe is the boundary for wild imaginations on how he amassed those numbers! That’s why it’s really disappointing that the Supreme Court would make super himasok to the Senate’s Impeachment Trial by ruling that Corona’s dollar accounts cannot be [...]

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Corona’s daughter earning P8,476 a year is able to buy P18 million property in Manila?!

January 26, 2012
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Wow! Corona’s daughter earning P8,476 a year is able to buy P18 million property in Manila! Is this true?! Day 6 of the Impeachment Trial (GMA video of the trial at 1:45), I heard that, with zero reported ITR income, Cristina Corona was able to buy this La Vista property for P11 Million. Today, I’m [...]

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Adolf Hitler is a good leader

January 2, 2012
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“Former First Gentleman Jose Miguel Arroyo’s lawyer, Atty. Ferdinand Topacio, remains convinced that Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler was a good leader.” Source: ABS-CBN Pretty disturbing. Let’s make that a “Great Leader“… ugh! you know, the likes of Kim Il Sungs of North Korea who’d let their people starve to death. Then again… Birds of the [...]

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Joy to the world! Miriam Santiago is now an ICC Judge

December 13, 2011
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So, Judge na si Miriam sa ICC. While I doubt if Miriam will bring PEACE TO MANKIND, but this I’m sure, there will be JOY TO THE WORLD! We will be one world na, community laughter together forever. Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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a plot to destabilize the Philippine Supreme Court?!

December 11, 2011
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From “Put The Little Girl To Sleep Plot” to destabilize the Philippine Supreme Court?! Ow Em GEE~!@&^!!#$%^&*()!!! 99% if not a majority of the Filipino people are behind the President who finally eviscerated a valid concern in front of the justices, with Renato Corona a few whispers away. Interestingly, the President was only conveying what [...]

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Elena Bautista Horn’s professional childishness?!

December 11, 2011
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(Picture Credits: Inquirer) Judge for yourself! Here… Is it bad to ride a cab? They are the ones who can’t make up their minds on what to use. There’s a court order, had the transfer been delayed, we would be accused of not following the court,” Thus says Elena Bautisa Horn. Did you read that?! [...]

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the confusing status of Arroyo’s TRO

November 20, 2011
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Fairly interesting news today folks, it’s the confusing status of Arroyo’s TRO, tied to these three (3) conditions, leaving me befuddled. 1.) That Gloria post a cash bond of P2 million. 2.) That they should appoint their lawyers to receive in their behalf all the processes or subpoenas that may be issued by the DoJ [...]

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the drama that is gloria

November 16, 2011
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(Picture Credits: GMA News) Yesterday, there was drama happening half-way around the globe that wiped-out the Pacquiao-Marquez controversy, worse, where is Ramona?! This drama involved the most hated “president” of the Philippines inside the most hated airport in the world, the NAIA, Ninoy Aquino International Airport. Who is this woman? She claims to be the [...]

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Imperial Manila

November 14, 2011
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Sometimes… we get reminders… That life in the Philippines is still very much columnar. In two columns. Weird. Shades of the Indian caste system. I’m Promdi (from the province) and they’re from Manila. I call it, Imperial Manila. Some people believe they are the establishment. It’s Old World mentality. And so these people are clueless [...]

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Why President Noynoy and all politicians ignore the state of education in the Philippines

September 11, 2011
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99% of the sons & daughters of politicians go to the best schools in the Philippines and abroad. This is according to the study of Reyna Elena published in Paatras Magazine. The only way to solve the utterly ridiculous education problem in the Philippines is to pass a law mandating that all sons & daughters [...]

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In a nutshell, this is what House Bill 4244 Reproductive Health is all about

June 1, 2011
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In a nutshell, this is what the RH Bill is all about: 1.) It is offered to all of us Filipinos as a matter of choice. If you like it or want to have it, you’ll get it. If not, no one if forcing you. 2.) That the right to reproductive health is a basic [...]

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A review of the Reproductive Health Bill Grand Debate, Video # 1

May 28, 2011
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After translating the RH Bill, from section 1 to 34, into our own brand of Bicol in our town, then translating it again in Bicol (Legazpi), I decided to review the Grand Debate on RH Bill that was sponsored by GMA News TV. I thought I would have a better appreciation of the debate given [...]

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House Bill 4244 Reproductive Health, Bicol translation

May 28, 2011
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I read the 15th Congress – House Bill 4244 known as The Reproductive Health Bill many times. I have also read the latest amendment to the bill dated March 15, 2011 and I incorporated it here. I translated this bill, section by section, in our own Bicol version. You will find these brief translations on [...]

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the stars are not aligned for presidential hopefuls

May 17, 2011
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(Picture Credits: CNN) Mahirap maging presidential hopeful Look nyo si Sarah Palin, isa syang pul-pul Kahit anong topic ang imungkahi Walang kumakagat, kahit mga pusang kalye Isa pang presidential pul-pul ang lolo nyong si Donald Trump Dala siguro nang dinami daming asawang blandina, mistulang baklitang echosera Ultimo mga cedula, pinaki-alaman na Na dapat muna nyang [...]

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the most boring national anthem rendition ever

May 10, 2011
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Love, is a many splendored music. It’s not one boring musical note. You know, I love listening to some of the world’s national anthems. I love it so much I bought a CD of all the worlds’ national anthems. Aside from the Star Spangled Banner, I especially like Oh! Canada and Australia Fair. Here in [...]

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the Chinese will soon have a new toy: a stealth helicopter

May 7, 2011
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The revenge of the Serbs. That’s what was on my mind at that time. I’m talking about the Bosnian-Serbian War back in the 90’s. That time, an American F-117 stealth fighter went down. I remember those water cooler talks, that they will end up in Russia. Guess what, turns out that the Serbians handed it [...]

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Is Donald Trump hyprocrite or what?!

May 5, 2011
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I’m still into this Osama Bin Laden stories but I can’t help commenting and sharing this video I saw on CNN. It’s another one of those… “Oh! Shit! Donald is losing the election and he has not even announced his intentions to run!” Hahaha! So, here we go. Is Donald Trump hyprocrite or what?! Donald [...]

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Actor AJ Perez killed in Tarlac highway accident

April 17, 2011
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(Picture Credits: ABS-CBN) AJ Perez?! Oh my God! I feel so sad about this young 18 year old actor and model name AJ Perez. He was killed in a vehicular accident in Tarlac early Sunday morning, according to this news I am reading from ABS-CBN. The reason for the tragedy? Notice this one. What killed [...]

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Willie Revillame is on the offensive!

April 14, 2011
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Are you guys watching and/or reading the new reality show? Ha! Maloloka kayo but I am so loving this! Better than Amazing Race! Better than Survivor! Ok. Wait. I think this is actually one salaciously juicy episode of Survivor! Hahaha! But first, let’s have a quick review. Shawee?! Video floated on the net. Boy dancing [...]

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All the symbolism and what EDSA stands for, will now just be a hype.

April 13, 2011
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So I read that there is now House Resolution 1135, seeking burial of dictator Ferdinand Marcos at Libingan ng mga Bayani. It was signed by 219 congressmen completely defying the People Power uprising on Feb. 22-25, 1986, restoring democracy dismantled by Marcos when he declared martial law on Sept. 21, 1972. “What is important is [...]

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the similarities of Willie Revillame’s alleged child abuse and Met Life’s insurance scandal crisis management approach

April 11, 2011
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(Photo Credits: Wired New York) The current high drama that is being played out in Manila between Willie Revillame and the public opinion made me revisit several of my business school notes on crisis management. It was obvious to me that Willie Revillame is doing a terrible job under this area. While there is no [...]

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Willie Revillame doing a terrible, terrible job in crisis management

April 10, 2011
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Willie Revillame is doing a terrible, terrible job in crisis management. I suppose he does not see any crisis from the Jan-Jan episode. I wonder if he has some advisers. For sure, he can afford to hire the best professionals around. Instead he decided to fight back and issue a threat to all his critics. [...]

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Crazy Comelec and judges with no balls

December 18, 2009
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THERE are some things i don’t understand in the recent Comelec resolution approving the candidacy of some aspirants to public positions and disqualifying others similarly placed. If J.C. de los Reyes qualified as a presidential candidate, why not Nick Perlas? If Lt. (s.g.) Antonio Trillanes won as senator while confined in jail why disqualify Brig. [...]

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TJ Besa’s mis-information campaign against Noynoy Aquino

December 17, 2009
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In the latest barage of Anti-Noynoy Aquino rhetorics, according to Inquirer’s Inside Scoop Pingpong Run, “Quoting Professor Ed Malay, Director of the Issues and Advocacies Center, “the drop in the survey rating of Noynoy is understandable as the euphoria associated with the death and burial of the late President Cory Aquino has started to wear [...]

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Comelec is such a nuisance, they should be disqualified!

December 16, 2009

Photo Credits: Inquirer Bewildered Trixie Angeles asks: “Comelec has disqualified Gen. Danny Lim imputing that he does not have the capacity to wage a campaign–never mind the thousands of volunteers, never mind his steady ratings climb, never mind the honesty and service he has already rendered. Then, the Comelec qualifies Jovito “Berdugo” Palparan. What the [...]

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The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien: Sarah Palin and William Shatner

December 16, 2009

Baliw talaga tong si Conan O’Brien, nakakaloka ang ginawa nya sa “The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien” na pag hindi ka naman maloka, ewan ko na. Bungakngak ako nang kakatawa! Magaling! Magaling talaga tong si Conan hahaha! Dumaan kasi tong si William Shatner nitong Byernes sa “The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien” para mag-basa nang [...]

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Waitress Jaimee Grubbs said sorry to Tiger Wood's wife

December 13, 2009

Yeah! Yeah! Even if one claims that Tiger Woods is one horny animal, still, there’s no reason for these women to ruin Tiger’s life. Of course! Tiger had the last say for his golf club swing! Haller! And so, here we are with waitress Jaimee Grubbs saying sorry to Tiger Wood’s wife on US television [...]

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Tiger Woods naked pictures!

December 13, 2009

Photo Credits: Huffington Post Wood ni Tiger na-pektyuran daw! Yun ang sabi saken nung isang fwend, as in, kalalapag ko lang in the US, yun agad ang cheezmaks. Ako?! Interested? Not really. Hi hi hi! ~evil grin~ I’m just interested sa golf balls ni Tiger and how he drives his golf club! Nyahaha! Yan ang [...]

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Ang mga warlords and murderers, rebels daw yun. Result? Rebellion. Kaya martial law.

December 13, 2009

Picture Credits: Inquirer Ang mga warlords and murderers, rebels daw yun. Nung chinugi ang mga Mangundatu together with mediamen, invasion daw sya. Result? Rebellion. Kaya martial law. Yan ang verdict ni Gloria about the massacre in Maguindanao to warrant martial law. Ulitin naten mga kabarrio: say it with pissed and puking attitude: Rebellion. Im fak, [...]

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Remonde:lliterate and ridiculous, sabi ni Miriam

December 13, 2009

If there is anything I like about Miriam Defensor-Santiago, it’s this: tawagin bang “lliterate and ridiculous” si Remonde. Why the name calling? Well… eto kasing Remonde, eh nag-bitaw nang statement that her opposition to martial law in Maguindanao was dahil she has one bitter fight with Interior and Local Government Secretary Ronaldo Puno. Ayun! Nag-panting [...]

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Why you should not ask your seatmate to change seats with you on a plane

December 12, 2009

Photo Credits: Here Kadarating ko lang galing Pasig, after a little over 2 weeks na pagkawala. I can’t help but teach some social climbing lessons here folks na matagal ko nang natikman sa plane. Coal pa ang nag-papatakbo dati sa eroplano. Here’s the social climbing rule when riding on a plane. “Do not ever, ever, [...]

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Put Your Own Caption: War on Terror

December 6, 2009

On September 11, 2001, in the comfort of my home in Iowa, I remember watching the graphic images in New York in horror and disbelief. As it became clearer that foreign nationals were responsible, I felt the imminent threat closer to home. It was not the fear of terrorists possibly coming to the heartland of America, but the idea of the U.S. government tearing my family apart. I knew then that we would be going to war and my wife, a soldier, would have to go, too.

And so eight years later, almost a trillion dollars spent, hundreds of thousands killed or injured , many more families broken, and a new president, the war continues. And now, President Obama calls for 30,000 more soldiers to deploy to Afghanistan in hopes to finally finish the job.

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My personal confusion err conclusion on the Maguindanao massacre

December 3, 2009

A military’s job is to remain quiet? I’ve been glued on TV 24 horas, listening and watching the latest on the Maguindanao massacre. It’s unbelievable how they planned this bloody carnage. It is also puke-wrenching listening to those two military personnel who were at the checkpoint who claimed that they have no clue and/or is [...]

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Put your Own Caption: Maguindanao Massacre

December 3, 2009

Words cannot describe the tragedy in Maguindanao. We all know that politics in the Philippines is dirty and violent, but this is beyond every Pinoy’s imagination. Many have been mum in disbelief that humans were capable of this horror, let alone a generally good-natured Filipino.

The news and the images circulating around the press and the internet not only presents our country to more embarassment and prejudice, but also neglects the need for privacy and comfort of the families of those who perished. Furthermore, it can further traumatize the already bruised and beaten sense of safety and innocence.

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The American Turkeys

December 2, 2009

Every fourth Thursday of November, Americans celebrate Thanksgiving Day tocommemorate the first big feast between the European settlers, called the Pilgrims, and the Native American tribe that helped and taught them how to farm, hunt, and survive the winter.   This is a special time for gatherings and giving thanks for all our blessings, our families, and friends.   Some [...]

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Marka demonyo

December 1, 2009

Marka demonyo. Yan talaga pag tinamaan ka, sigurado ako, susuka ka. An sama kamo nyan. Kaya tuloy, nag-dadalawang isip na ako. Meron ngang mali sa ating saligang batas. Oo, dapat na nga talagang palitan ang mga kademonyohang nakasulat dun. Gaya na nga nang impaktong nepotismo. Pasensya na kayo medyo grrr ako. Finally kasi, nagkaron na [...]

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Eklat’s Open Letter to Sec. Jesus Dureza

November 25, 2009

Dear Uncle Jessie, How are you my dear uncle? Don’t tell me you are okay because I know you’re not. It’s been a while since we last saw and spoke to each other noh? Well, you know naman uncle that I’m a little popular than you now and I’ve been very busy with my newfound [...]

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How not to start a blog: hate blogs by BongV and Benign0

November 22, 2009

Ok. So…. Wer wer we?! Hate blogs started to sprout against Barrio Siete and Reyna Elena. These are brought to you by no other than BongV, our pseudo-intellectual resident of Barrio Siete, the most talkative of all the charlatans, the most intelligent of all human kind, teaching us the theory of the morons, decided to [...]

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Osmeña himself said he was going—but not yet

November 21, 2009

Ano ba koya?! Aalis ka ba or what?! Backup. Lumipat nga si Ralph Recto and Vilma Santos sa LP. And that was the problem. Nang-galaiti ang Sergio Osmenta. Well, to many, wa problem ki Vilma Santos. Many are saying that she’s clean. And me problema daw is Recto. Don’t ask me hahaha magbasa kayo sa [...]

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Oh la la! Obama in diplomatic brouhaha!

November 17, 2009

Photo Credits: Yahoo Yan si Koya. Koya Obama who bowed way too low to shake hands sa lolo nyo, si Japanese Emperor Akihito habang siguro tuliro ang Empress Michiko kung anong klaseng ipis ang nasa sahig. Ano ba koya?! Nag-init ang butse nang mga critics dito sa America, ayan sila sa CNN, nag-nga-nga-ngawa, when they [...]

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Comelec says gay party 'immoral'

November 13, 2009

Comelec have just disqualified LADLAD on the grounds that gay party are immoral. It’s the same shit. Gays are immoral. The first thing that came into my mind was, who is Comelec to tell us, we gays are immoral? We’re half-human? Can’t think straight? Dumb? Stupid? What? Worse members of the society? Lepers of the [...]

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