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From the category archives:
The blogger’s prayer
Dear Lord;
I pray for wisdom, to understand each hate blogger;
I pray for love and patience, to ignore their hell blog entries;
Because Lord, if I pray for strength…
I’ll beat the crap out of these bloggers!
Amen.
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Lumabas ako’t bumili nang kape, naglalaro ang mga bata sa kalye. Pagbalik ko, aba! Nag-aaway away na sila wala namang eleksyon samen. Sigaw nung isa: “Yo mama is so fat she doesn’t have a tailor, she has a contractor!” Aba! Ba’t nasali ang momma?! Sumagot ang isa: “Yo mama is so fat, weight [...]
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Mainit ang ulo ko!
Eh kasi, I went nga for a job interview today.
It was going well until I started talking about “due diligence”.
Na-excite and interviewer biglang bumirit talking about his cia-style daw of due diligence for an investment company in New York, made offer, close deal, made monies, moved to San Francisco, [...]
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(Photo Credits: Sorry, wala akong camera at kung meron man, tyak babanatan ako.)
So yun nga, yesterday, wa nga nangyari with my gym.
At dahil blinag ako as fat fugly faggot na unemployed paedophile living on food stamps illegal alien nang mga demonyo sa manila, i was determined ever na mag-gym.
Gagandang muli ako.
Magni-ning-ning ang [...]
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It’s been a long time.
Very long time.
I drove to the gym… no no, not the car inside the gym.
Parked my car.
Stared at the building.
Exercising my eyes I guess.
Then drove back home.
WTF?!
Pano ako gaganda nang ganito?!
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