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Comedy & Fun Stories

Our trip to Rehoboth Beach, Delaware – Part 1

July 6, 2008

Musta kayo mga kunichiwa! Today, I’m taking you with me as I drive to Rehoboth Beach in the State of Delaware. The first state nang United States. Kahit makulimlim ang forecast nang PAGASA, kumikidlat at bumabagyo, kere… me mga lalaki dun! heheh! Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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Why would you lie where you went to college?

June 27, 2008

As some of you know by now, I finished my undergrad sa Barrio City in Bikol, where I made very good friends with sa mga kasamahan ko sa school achaka almost everyone sa school at group namen eh kebigan ko talaga. Pokpok na talaga ako kahit na nong panahon pa. And i’ve maintained that relationship [...]

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Man Shopping

June 24, 2008

I’m excited. next week, I’m a free man! Err woman! At dahil wala akong inatupag kundi puro trabaho, pati anghit ko smells like coupon bond, alam nyo yon? Pati hininga ko amoy pentel pen na. Kaya, since I have so many credit cards, I am gonna make the most out of my time at ang [...]

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My sipilyo

June 23, 2008

First time kong mag-grocery/drug/convenience store in so many years. Umuwi kasi si Inday. Kasama si Dodong. Honestly, I don’t even know what it looked like. Pramis. I didn’t even know na they have this check out counter, you know! Eh ang alam ko lang sa sari-sari store ni Aling Karing ano? So, I was standing [...]

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I have 2 eggs

June 15, 2008

My brother and his family were vacationing from San Diego, California when I was home last month (May 2008). They decided to check out of Mandarin in Makati because of the outrageous price. As in hallller brother!!! Kelangan pa bang imemorize yan?! Since they couldn’t take the hotel price in Makati and the heat in [...]

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One gay bar night in Philadelphia

June 8, 2008

You know what, napansin ko, I’m always with straight people mga kabisyo. The last kalaswaan place I’ve been to was Bartolina in Cubao. Can you imagine?! Tinatakpan ko na lang ang mga mata ko sa mga kalaswaang ginagawa nang mga tao dun no? Kaya, its been ages na napunta ako nang gay bar. I figured, [...]

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36-24-36 (12)

June 3, 2008

Do you see what I see??? That photo was taken off Samal Island in Davao City when we were scuba diving. EEE!!! ARRRGH! WAAAAAAA! THIS IS SOOOO HIDEOUS! JUST HIDEOUSNESS EVER! ARRGGGHHH!!! I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMOREEE!!! Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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Are men more vain than women?

May 29, 2008

Don’t ask me. Wala ako sa column nang men. But I admit. I got warts. Kainis di ba?! You have no idea!!! I got warts that would put to shame the entire hundred islands in Pangasinan! They polka dot my face, its enough to fill up the entire Laguna de Bay. When we were in [...]

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Sosyal ang mga magulang ko

April 20, 2008

as par as i rimembir, inglis speeking kami noon…op kors, sosyal ang mga magulang ko..dalawa kaming mag kapatid at pareho kaming nakatapos sa kolihiyo, enjineer si brother at bellas artes naman ako… dapat lang!! sosyal ang mga magulang ko eh! makulay ,masaya ang naging takbo ng buhay ko, although may mga drama sa likod ng [...]

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Mabait si Batman

April 13, 2008

Mahal ang bayad ko sa cable systems sa bahay. Umaabot sya nang $100 a month including cable TV and internet connections. Hindi kasali porno. Me CNN kami. Me Bloomberg pa. Feeling Wall Street. Wala namang nanonood. Miss USA at kung ano anong figure skating lang naman ang pinapanood nang James sa TV na yan. Balak [...]

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Wanted: Single White Female

April 12, 2008

Kinulang ang sustento ko sa mga boylets ko. Napilitan akong tumanggap nang boarder. Nag post ako nang ad: Wanted: SWF (Single White Female). Nag-apply ang guapong lalaking graduate nang De la salle. Single white female daw sya. Guapo, matalino, mahilig sa avocado. Computer programming ang trabaho. Dahil walang ibang nag-apply at sayang ang pera, tinanggap [...]

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Announcing: Reyna’s Social Climber Awards!

March 29, 2008

Week ending April 6, 2008 (sorry, di ko na ma-edit yong header!) is on the side bar! VOTE NOW! Of course voting ends bago mag-pasko! Hehehe! Charing lang! Siguro pag indi ako lasing nang Sabado nang gabi of April 5. Ganetch! Before anything else – head over to Banco De Reyna for my latest techno [...]

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My One Barrio Siete Lifestyle

March 29, 2008

Mahilig talaga ako magsulat. That’s why I blog. Before? Dose-dosenang Letters to the Editor ang pinapadala ko. Ang mga hayup na yan, ni isa, walang pinublisa. Sa kakabasa ko nang blog ni Brian, I am now determined as ever to be as famous notorious ever gaya nila. I want to be a Lifestyle Writer. I [...]

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My Unforgettable Semestral Break Stories

March 26, 2008

So now, alam nyo na, that before I became Reyna Elena, I used to be one, beautiful and pretty Dama de Lata. Dahil ako?y isang luca lucang Dama de Lata, I had a lot of friends in Legazpi mga kabisyo. Maganda talaga ako. Medyo maingay lang, kokak nang kokak, especially pag me lapad. But during [...]

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That look could mean he is interested with you!

February 21, 2008

Naloka loka na ako sa messages dun sa Social Climbing Logo! Logo logo na ang nangyari saken mga kunichiwa. I have to manually check the additions dahil nag-rally ang mga staff ko. Ayaw magtrabaho nang pangkawanggawa. And so, I can’t finish the entry that I was going to post besides, I have to hit the [...]

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I love you!

February 14, 2008

Pero… eh kanino ko naman isasabog ang bwisit na linyang to?! I remember yung last na me nag I love you saken, eh nasambit lang dahil nasa tuktuk sya nang deliryong pagmamahal. But that was a long term relationship na inabot lang nang trenta minutos! Hmpt! Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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Mary, this Christmas, I want you to know this…

December 24, 2007

Wow! This must be the loneliest Christmas that I am going through! Ever! AND I HATE IT ~!@#$^!!!. Booote na lang, although I was at work today, I really appreciate the text by my wife Malen?from Manila, the phone call by Froi from Singapore, the email chichat with Kengkay from Germany and with Melai from [...]

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20 very personal questions answered

December 21, 2007

Here’s one meme I enjoyed doing! Trulili! This tag came from Cheh, the uber super moderately confused pinay in deutschland with her 20 penetratingly personal & interesting questions. Find out more about me with these questions. I really had a great time answering them!!! Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it [...]

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2 Girls and 1 Cup

December 11, 2007

Magbihis ka. Me pupuntahan tayo. Saan? Ewan, pero tumawag si Pareng Obet. Sa Cubao daw. Yun ang sabi sakin ni Jeff. Dumating sina Obet. Kasama yong ibang mga kebigan nila. Inuman muna kami sa condo. Di ko pinapansin ang usapan nila kasi nasa kabilang linya si Chuva. Basta pag tatawa ang mga ulol, titingin saken. [...]

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Happy Thanksgiving from Philadelphia: Part 2 of 2 – Thanks for the friendship!

December 3, 2007

 Happy Thanksgiving from Philadelphia, Part 1 of 2 (PS! I will continue to update this entry with pictures that I could steal from their site! hahaha!)? Maganda si reyna senyong lahat mga kabisyooooooooo!!! mga kapatid, mga kasama kong rumampa sa Session Road at natikitan nang Baguio cops for vagrancy, lahat tayo who’s connected to the [...]

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I’m a hospitality girl.

November 30, 2007

I’ve had a number of experiences already na ligawan or magustuhan nang babae. A lot of times, I make fun of them! Nakakataba nang kwan. Pero, pag na-feel kong in your face na sya, nag-iiba na ang feeling ko. Ayoko mang tanggapin, maganda talaga ako, whatever chuvalais, kaso me malaking anomalya nga saken. Dati talaga akong Miss [...]

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Ang Hilot

November 24, 2007

My Barrio Siete Story Series Isa sa mga suprised visitors ko sa balay ko in Pasig was Benjie and his wife. Si Benjie was my childhood friend. Eto yong kasa-kasama ko sa Barrio Siete sa lahat nang katarantaduhan. LLB na ang Benjie. Hinihintay ko na lang na maging abogado sya. Mataas na kasi ang panungkulan [...]

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How can you tell if a guy is gay?

November 23, 2007

Natumba ako sa post na to ni Kengkay. How can you tell if a guy is gay?? Sino si Kengkay? Sabi sa CIA Annual Report: Si Kengkay ay isang operadang gurl. Isa akong transvestite. Isa akong babaeng bading, waaahhhhhh Successful daw ang aking operasyon kaya ako nagka-anak. Wala lang, basta alam ko lang na gurl [...]

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Mangled ingleash by Love Radio

November 20, 2007

So, eto nga – this was my 1st day at work after some fishy fishy hunting in the seas of Burnham Park. Ok, I know! I’m back in the US and I’m supposed to be writing some  thank you’s to all my friendships everlasting trulala but that has to wait coz I’ve been barking like [...]

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What happened in Libis, stays in Libis

November 3, 2007

So, nag-EB nga kami sa Eastwood. Nilangaw. Walang dumating! Hmpt! Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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The art of telling the guy you love him!

October 24, 2007

How do you say “I love you”? How do you win a man’s heart or a woman’s? Better else, pano mo aakitin ang isang lalaki o isang babae? Yan ang ating tatalakayin sa isa na namang katarantaduhang karanasan na to. I was in business school then, kaya bihira akong lumabas. I don’t get to see my friends often. [...]

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Ten things I’ll do when I get home to Pasig

October 17, 2007

It’s fall again. Mausok masyado sa labas, foggy ever. The temperature changes drastically. Parang yong ex ko. Minsan malambing then after that nagliliparan ang mga kutsilto. Parang blog ko na rin. Minsan seryoso, minsan biglang whatever chuvalais. Medyo kalma ang blogging world ngayon. Everybody is sorta waiting for another desperate malu. In attack position baga. [...]

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Reading Mandaya and Listening to Dan & Ryan

October 12, 2007

It’s amazing what you find on the internet or should I say – what you find amongst what Pinoy bloggers are blogging or doing . Pinoy blogosphere is just oozing with undiscovered talents and they’re just there! Waiting to be discovered. Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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Philadelphia’s Gay Outfest

October 8, 2007

I drove to the City today to check out Philadelphia’s Gay Outfest. It’s been quite some time now that I’ve been to any gay gathering of any kind. Baka expired na ang cedula ko. But a friend called me up and asked me to check on something. I did not know what that something was. So, drive-la-lush ang lola [...]

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Salmon of the Day: Paradigm Shift #1: Who’s reading who now?

October 7, 2007

Kids, what’s a PARADIGM SHIFT? Anyone?! Anyone?! Nasaan ang mga estudyante ko?! *blag* *blag* *blag* EEEEEEE!!!!! Ba’t puro excuse slips tooooo!!! Think of a Paradigm Shift as a change from one way of thinking to another. It’s a revolution, a transformation, a sort of metamorphosis. It just does not happen, but rather it is driven [...]

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The Jon Stewart Show pokes slut fun on Cory Aquino

October 6, 2007

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc4RhBBw0b8] Apologies TonGuE-tWisTeD, but I told everyone here that I am onion-skinned and uber-reactor: Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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Salmon of the Day: Why you should have health insurance all the time

October 4, 2007

Ok, enough with all of these Desperation! I had a crazy day today but my meeting this afternoon including the presentation went flawless (cute ko talaga!). The meeting just finished when my phone rang… Is this Reyna Elena?! My name is Amanda from the Collection Agency? I would like to remind you about your medical bills! [...]

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Ang ating utang nina, lumiit na.

September 29, 2007

External debt shrinks 1.9% to $53B at end-June Yung ibang mga kritiko natin dyan eh sasabihin na bawat bata, matanda at bakla sa Pinas eh magbabayad nang Php28,059 sa ating utang. Tama po yung statement na yun. Kahit na tanungin ninyo si Inday. Kaso, ang pagbayad nang utang eh di lang naman po pera pinambabayad. Dangal [...]

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Ang mga bagong ka-tropa nang Pilipinas.

September 28, 2007

Maganda ang ating mga bagong ka-tropa, Pilipinas! Napahiya tuloy ako! Ba’t ba tinawag kong ganun ang presidente nang Iran, eh ka-tropa pala naten sya? Ma-edit nga yong entry na yon! hahaha! Let’s welcome our new buddies! Eto sila: Cambodia, Laos, Burundi, Honduras, Iran, Libya, Nepal and Yemen.  Yan po ang ating mga ka-tropa! Share on [...]

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Ang cyberspace, pinasok na ni Inday.

September 27, 2007

I get a lot of FWD emails and normally, I delete them. Not this one. Bea sent this to me and we have no idea who wrote this one. I had a blast reading this one at work – you’ll know why. Check it out! Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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TAG FIESTA! MEME FOREVER! SURPRISE TOGETHER!

September 25, 2007

I’ve been tagged by so many people already, including Bluepanjeet and DOM Lawrence and god knows who! Hahaha! Apologies, but I’m one lazy bird that by the time I am ready to answer these memes, centuries passed already, worst I could not find the instructions no more. So, if I owe you some meme, please don’t hesitate to [...]

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I was screaming crazy last nite!

August 19, 2007

Zac Interview with The View  [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frB70saiapw] My niece just flew back to Philadelphia the other day from Manila! She’s the love of my life! You see, she’s been living and studying in Manila for the last three years. She’s continuing her 7th Grade here and class starts September 4. She’s been studying at Reedley International School in Pasig [...]

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Continuation of ng kwento ni The! “After the wedding”

August 17, 2007

The Inquirer interview continues tomorrow… In the meantime, here’s the continuation of ng kwento ni The! After the wedding I thought Jay’s ex-girlfriend was really out of our lives. But heaven only goes that I was wrong. Kakakasal pa lang namin nun when Jay received a uninamous text. “Meet me at the clinic.” I had [...]

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Burn the bridge when you get there

August 15, 2007

An officemate sent this to me this morning. I’d like to share this with you guys. I have no idea who wrote this. Maybe this was the reason why the US State Department said that our English is going bananas? HeHeHe! But this post is for mi amigo Joey. Joey is a Spanish-Filipino meztiso that [...]

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The worst workplace distractions!

August 14, 2007

If you think it’s getting harder and harder to concentrate at work, you’re not alone. Let me tell, ako nga minsan, I just wanna jump off the window para matapos na lahat, kaso i want some heavy foam sa baba dahil baka masira mukha ko. Now, here are the worst workplace distractions! OVERCOMMUNICATION Ako lang, [...]

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My dog ate it! Nah! Not the nursing board exam results!

August 8, 2007

Ok! Ok! My dear nurses! Your lola is not ignoring you! I have responded to your emails separately and I know that occasionally there are questions on the comments section di ba sinasagot ko naman! Sobra na to ha? Pati yong mga student teachers at poli-scie students dami na ring assignments to me! JUICE KOH! [...]

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Cebu Prison Thriller: Featured on Yahoo

August 4, 2007

Indeed, the works of Byron Garcia is dominating the internet and has now captured worldwide attention. If you open your Yahoo right now, this is what you will see. My congratulations to Byron and of course, the prisoners. The video on Yahoo is actually very bad. You’re better off watching it on YouTube or the [...]

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Thriller at Cebu Provincial Detention Center

July 23, 2007

I’m sure you will be seeing a lot of these in the next couple of days and let me tell you, if this doesn’t land on the Top Ten List whatever on David Letterman’s desk, I don’t know what would. The world is already picking up the feeds and it’s getting a lot of awards [...]

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Problem Solving Worksheet

July 20, 2007

I can’t believe I would ran across a flowchart that essentially describes mah work environment, da culture at work and basically how people think. Check this out! Thanks to one visitor who wandered through mah site, I got them! And that’ what I stole from their site! It’s Tipoy and Malou’s 2 Cents! Share on [...]

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Let’s learn from the French

July 20, 2007

Ok, looks like my blog is really going global. After a discussion of the Koreans in the Philippines, now we’ve learned all about the Chinese with their cheap products. Now, what about trying to learn from the French? Especially learning what French Maids do? You see, I ran across Babe Republic, and I was cracking up like [...]

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Happy berdey at ingat sa byahe ‘pare!

July 15, 2007

Sya si Obet, yong entertainer ni Matilda sa Discovery Suites. Sinigurado naman sakin ni Matilda na ibinalik nya si Obet na walang dagdag at walang kulang. Bespren ko lang talaga si Obet, peks man. Kahit itanong nyo sa mga engkanto dito. Alam nyo naman, umuwi ang Matilda sa Pilipinas at tsi-nek nya yong kanyang babuyan. [...]

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Did you hear?!

July 12, 2007

Did you hear the news?! The Prince is giving out free CDs! No, it’s not this Prince. Woof! Guapoooo!!!  It’s this Prince (sabi nga ni Empress Maruja) – Grabe kung mag-pantasya sya di ba? Feel nya, isa syang tutubi! Oo na, magaling syang kumanta at mag-drama. Sorry di ko mai-drowing pangalan nya. But, di ba [...]

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Anak, mag-aral kang mabuti

July 9, 2007

Minamahal naming Anak, Naipadala ko na 50 thousand pesos na tuition fee mo, pinagbili na namin ang mga kalabaw natin. Ang mahal pala ng kursong COUNTER STRIKE, wala na din pala tayong baboy naibenta na din para dun sa sinasabi mo na project nyo na NOKIA N75, ang mahal naman ng project na yun.  kasama [...]

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Crazy things happen when I take off my crown. The Series.

July 1, 2007

Yeap, here we go again! Crazy things just seem to happen when I take off my crown! It was a Friday night and usually busy masyado ang Society Hill area nang Philadelphia. We have a friend who owns one of the fanciest bar in the city. It’s the World Fusion. Eh, kasi dun nag-po-fuse yong [...]

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3 Pinays trapped in toilet (or things you should never do in Italy)

June 22, 2007

Sun.Star: When in Rome, do as the Romans do or end up getting cheated, humiliated, penniless or maybe even stranded. A trip to Italy’s tourist traps with my sister and cousin led us to misadventures we can never forget. 1. Never cheat on automated toilets In Italy, the public toilets on the subways are automated. [...]

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On blog plagiarism

June 19, 2007

Our topic for today is PlayDyaRizzim.  Children, according to Wiki-Wiki: Plagiarism (from Latin plagiare “to kidnap”) is the practice of claiming, or implying, original authorship or incorporating material from someone else’s written or creative work, in whole or in part, into ones own without adequate acknowledgement. Unlike cases of forgery, in which the authenticity of [...]

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Isang mabahong karanasan

May 18, 2007

Regular meeting namin sa opis. As usual, kandarapa ako to prepare with whatever possible kestyons na itapon sa pagmumukha ko. Run through reports! Reports! Reports! Presentation! Presentation! So, nagmukha akong engkantong tangang tinatanong ang abang sarili ko. Yeap, sinasagot ko na rin sarili ko. Magaling talaga ako. Kaya kong sagutin lahat nang tanong ko.  Matapang [...]

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Business proposal ni Cole.

April 28, 2007

Mahirap pag me sakit, borong boro na talaga ako. Lahat, napapag-tuunan ko nang pansin. Pati emails ko. As in, when I open my gmail account, mahina na ang 1,000 sa isang araw. Yeap, as I have said dun sa comment ko, kasama dyan yong pampalaki, pampahaba at pampatigas. Andun na rin yong pag di mo pinadala sa [...]

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