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Tuloy naten kwento. So, un nga kwentuhan kami. Of course, bilhan ba ako nang lemonada este tangerine na me sumasabog na vodka. “U married?” tanong ko. Oo daw. “Happy?” Oo daw, taka ako kasi nasa gay bar ang gago. “U n ur wife happy 2gether?” tanong ko uli. Oo daw. Sabi, “we go on a [...]
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I was at the bar last nite with a friend. Me lumapet, nakiki-chika. Di ko kursunada, masyadong presko. Tapos na ang bagyo, mahangin pa ang gago. Pinagbigyan ko. After a while… “Can I have your number?” Sabi ko, “It’s in the phonebook.” “But I don’t know ur name” sabi nya. “Well, it’s in the phonebook [...]
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Image by Echo9er via Flickr ‘Sang araw, sa Phi bar, dyan lang sa Meralco, ‘lasing na sa kakainom si Kardo kasama si Pidro, kebigan nya. Nonood nang mga tao sa paligid,’kikinig music. Tinapik sya ni Pidro sa likod and said.. “‘Pre, nakikita mo yong lasing na kaharap naten? Kamuka mo sya.” “Oo nga ano? Teka [...]
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Once two men sat in a bar drinking. The first one said to the other: “Laki nang family problems ko, pare!” The second one said: “Gusto mong marinig ang problema ko? Eto.” Nakapangasawa ako nang isang widower na me anak na babae. Yong Tatay ko pinakasalan ang anak ko, so ang Tatay ko became my [...]
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Maligayang kaarawan Morris! I really had a great time! Eh ang Ruth eh! Plus, your guy is gorgeous! Para syang isa dun sa Brukbak Mawnteyn. Anyway, that’s le celebrante pour ce soir, mademoiselle Morrisse (hoy! Ruth! kunin mo calculator! paki-compute!) on his hmpptt birthday! Yeap, I was invited by Morris to join him and his friends [...]
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