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the alien

by reynz on August 22, 2011

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(Photo Credits: Here) So, I was talking to this cute guy over at the bank this morning. I have no recollection what the hell we were chatting about. But I remember him asking… “So, are you an American?” I responded: “I am now.” He asked, “Why, what were you before?” I said, “I used to [...]

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i stopped by at dunkin’ donuts for my regular intake of whatever mixed of chemically induced derivatives it is that dunkin donuts pour into their damn coffee. i was waiting for my turn to be served. you know here in charleston? people can talk. i mean, they really talk! anywhere, anytime and in whatever position. [...]

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As a blogger, I always carry with me a camera in case I ran into one JFK look-alike runnin’ around the neighborhood. So while I was making a round of apartment shopping today, as usual I have my camera! I noticed, there was this man who pointed his camera at me. I could understand that. [...]

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(Photo Credits: SmoothViews) Country Music. There are some that I like but no, I’m not loving it yet. I can’t relate to the lyrics, “my dog died, my cat ran away with the chickens, my neighbor is a whore and I am on unemployment.” But, hey! this is life here. And when you are in [...]

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the cute guy at the battery park

by reynz on May 5, 2011

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I drove to the Battery Park this afternoon. Wala lang. Feel the breeze sa tabing dagat. We had a beautiful spring weather today kasi. No hailstorm. No tornado warnings. Konti lang tao, but there were cute guys and good-looking people on roller blades, some were jogging, walking, hand in hand with their concubines, while I [...]

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Why Donald Trump was unhappy about the news of Osama Bin Laden’s death

May 3, 2011
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By now, you probably have heard that Osama Bin Laden is dead. And Donald Trump? He was not happy. Folks, this is the fiery chika in America aujourd’hui with the announcement that Osama Bin Laden was finally killed by an elite US security force. Donald Trump was not happy. Are you reading what I have [...]

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this cat is a burglar!

May 1, 2011
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This cat must have been owned by the Arroyos. She was caught on camera. Yes, Klepto kitty the cat burglar. She was videotaped by a night-vision camera carrying everything from a bath sponge and a toy dinosaur to a neighbor’s bikini top down the street. Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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fireman

April 24, 2011
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“Vietnamese?” “Nope. Filipino.” I was chatting with this cute fireman. Some asshole was doing barbecue in the apartment. I don’t know if something got burned. But the alarm went balistically insane. So, the firemen came. Everything’s A-ok now. So I said to him, “Can I have your phone number just in case I need you [...]

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sometimes, minding your own business is the best advice

April 16, 2011
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(Photo Credits: Clip Art) So yesterday, after office hours, I walked back to the parking lot, stood next to my very expensive Toyota car, lit a cigarette and started enjoying the aromatic experience of nicotine intake. I saw this old woman, backing up her car, lookin’ at me like she was about to say sum’tin. [...]

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“I’d give my life for you!” but then, the mother suffered Alzheimer’s

April 2, 2011
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Picture Credits: Chi-bi You who i cradled in my arms You, asking as little as you can Little snip of a little man I know i’d give my life for you It’s a very beautiful song from Miss Saigon. You will be who you want to be You, can choose whatever heaven grants As long [...]

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Twin Baby Boys, Sam and Ren, Have a Conversation!

April 1, 2011
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Like Sam and Ren, the twin baby boys, have you ever experienced having a friend where you can have some sort of conversation through the eyes? I remember two of my very close friends. We just look at each other then we’d be laughing. Well, these are not friends right here. They are twin brothers. [...]

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Get Out Of The Car!

March 19, 2011
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(Picture Credits: Snatched from this Granny) (This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, FL.) An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream [...]

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Si Bathman

December 6, 2010
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Naliligo ako kanina. Me narinig ako. “Slow!” Me engkanto na naman?! Alam nyo mga ka-berks, cheap lang tong apartment ko. So, yong walls nya eh cheap drywall ba. Ngayon, yong likod nitong kweba ko is another apartment. I hope. Pinasta ko ngayon ang tenga ko on the wall and listened with deep attention to where [...]

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Gay Boxing in Tupi, South Cotabato

November 30, 2010
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My friend Kutz is still busy with her last semester siguro with her MBA in Arizona. I am posting this for her. Eh, tiga-Cotabato ang butangerang babaeng yon eh. Hahaha! I swear, matigbak-tigbak ako nang kakatawa nito. Play the video and you’ll know what I mean. Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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I was at the bar… part 2

March 12, 2010
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Tuloy naten kwento. So, un nga kwentuhan kami. Of course, bilhan ba ako nang lemonada este tangerine na me sumasabog na vodka. “U married?” tanong ko. Oo daw. “Happy?” Oo daw, taka ako kasi nasa gay bar ang gago. “U n ur wife happy 2gether?” tanong ko uli. Oo daw. Sabi, “we go on a [...]

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Breaking it gently

March 11, 2010
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After about 4 blizzards, average 28 inches of snow, followed by 4 days of continuing and unrelenting rain, finally we had a beautiful day. Tamang-tama, kasag-sagan nang internet bullying, hate and vilification campaign to Reyna Elena sa Pinoy Blogosphere. So, mon ami et moi decided to drive somewhere. We went to Atlantic City but decided [...]

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Buy one take one

March 10, 2010
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I accidentally sat on my eyeglasses kahapon. Sa kapal ba naman nang pwet ko na parang cinder block, durog sya. So, I went to buy me a new pair. “Buy one take one” daw. I have to take the offer kahit mahal. Mahirap naman kasi na isang lens lang. Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon [...]

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I was at the bar…

March 5, 2010
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I was at the bar last nite with a friend. Me lumapet, nakiki-chika. Di ko kursunada, masyadong presko. Tapos na ang bagyo, mahangin pa ang gago. Pinagbigyan ko. After a while… “Can I have your number?” Sabi ko, “It’s in the phonebook.” “But I don’t know ur name” sabi nya. “Well, it’s in the phonebook [...]

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The advice

January 21, 2010
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“Ayoko na.” msg nang boylet. “O bakit!? Ano bang nangyari!?” Mga 2 weeks na daw syang iyak nang iyak. “Heartbroken ako”, sabi nya. So, sabi ko, kung sino man ang tarantadong nag-break nang heart mo does not deserve you. Maghanap ka nang bago. “Sukat kasi me bago kang boylet!” sabi saken. Ay puta! Ako pala [...]

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The break-up

January 20, 2010
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Kausap ko barkada ko sa phone. BFF from Manila. “Kelan pa kayo nag-break?” “Tagal na…6 months.” “Bakit?” “Amoy sigarilyo kasi nung gabing hinalikan ko.” “So?” “Eh, hindi naman sya naninigarilyo. Hindi naman ako naninigarilyo. Yong roommate, nya isang kaha sang araw na Marlboro ang nauubos.” Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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My daily coffee ritual ceremonies

January 16, 2010
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So, I just got back from Dunkin Donuts for my daily coffee drum drinking ritual ceremonies. Sa Dunkin Donuts sabi ko… “Can I have uber-large coffee with cream and no sugar?“ ….sabay turo nung cashier where I could find sugar. Ambait nya. Wala kasing asukal sa bahay. … at marami akong madedekwat sa counter para [...]

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The hero

January 10, 2010
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In times like this we have to ask ourselves several important questions How can you, I, our friends and children really trust That what we see on TV, hear on the radio and read on the blogs are true? Watch… Pssst! Kagagawan to ni Morisya. Ang walanghiyang yon! Naisahan ako! Hahaha! Share on Facebook Digg [...]

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Hiwalay

November 19, 2009
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Walang nangyari sa bar. Kwentuhan na lang kami nang friendship. Nagtanong: Joey: Pwede bang rentahan ang place mo sa Manila? Ako: Oo bakit? Joey: Sister ko rerenta. Naghiwalay na sila nung husband nya. Ako: Sorry to hear that. Pwede sya dun. Let me know. Joey: Sige, kayong dalwa na lang mag-usap. So, ayun. Naghintay ako [...]

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Question & answer at the bar

November 18, 2009
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Nasa bar kami ni Joey. Chumi-chika nang whoever na mapad-pad sa kural namen. Mixed crowd. Di namen alam kung sino ang baliw err, I mean, kung sino ang deretso at kung sino ang lilihis. So, I told him, simple lang yan ‘pare. Interview questions lang nayan yan eh! Sabi ko. Me naupo sa tabi ni [...]

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Ang friendship kong si Benjie

November 15, 2009
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Litraks naharbat here: Youtube College ako nun sa Aquinas, nag week-end kami sa barrio sama nang mga friendship ko sa school. Si Mulo na tiga Bagamanoc, Catanduanes; si Henry na tiga Basud, Camarines Norte; si Goryo na tiga Gumaca, Quezon. Oo, maraming foreign students nun sa Aquinas. Mula Quezon hanggang Catanduanes. Catanduanes, island sya that [...]

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Discrimination

November 14, 2009
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Photo Credits: Vivir Latino Never mess with a Pinoy A Filipino goes to Woolworth in Australia. He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy might not have a cat and will probably feed cat [...]

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Ang damit. Sa closet.

November 12, 2009
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Photo Credits: Here Hiyang hiya ako atennnggg! Huh? Bakit?! Anong nangyari? Sya si JunChie. Mabait yan dati. Parati akong sinisilbihan nang pagkain. Lately, muntik na akong lasunin. Gumanda pa kasi ako nang todo. Ang madir kasi ni JunChie, nag-visit from Manila. Kaya tumino ang JunChie. Nag-aaral kung pano maging tao during the time na andito [...]

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Eklat in the Barrio

November 12, 2009
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Eklat started off with a big bang in the barrio, racking up over a hundred comments with her 1st letter to B7 writers. She was introduced to the barrio by her agent, Mel Beckham. First of all let me introduce myself, my name is Elaine Katherine Lourdes Anna Theresa , but my friends call me [...]

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fruitcake

November 11, 2009
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“Oh! You should go to Brazil! Its such a beautiful place. The weather is nice! The people are nice and beautiful too! Its better than America. I hate winter! When we have 6 inches of snow on the ground? I’d like to divorce my wife and fly to Brazil!” ~lagok beer~ Nag-iinuman kami nung mga [...]

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as your girl or any thing better

November 9, 2009
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Me natanggap akong sulat. An sabi: “Hello My Dear, Lets Build A Favorable Good Relationship For Each Other“ Hello My Dear one! It was very great to me when i found your profile at in my searching for a responsible and reliable person to have a good relationship with and I fond a great spark [...]

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Heater

November 7, 2009
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Ang ginaw samen. I just checked the temperature. Captured from Yahoo. Mali pa ata. 36 degrees F = taz walang numerong kadikit sa degrees C. So meaning zero sya. Anak nang freezer oo! Nakabitin pa naman fallopian tubes ko! Na-alala ko last year. Uwi ako galing work… Siempre me heater ako. Kelangan mo talaga sya. [...]

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Plastic flowers

November 6, 2009
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Image by nofrills via Flickr Yosi ako sa labas nang bahay. Me narinig akong multo. Sya: What’s going on? Neighbor ko pala. Ako: Oh! Not much! How’s it going? Sya: He’s crazy! Eto na naman kami! Sa isip ko. Tong neighbor kasi namen na injure sa work kaya komokolekta lang ang mokong. Dito lang sya. [...]

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Wedding chapel on wheels

November 5, 2009
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$200 lang sya plus $2 per mileage roundtrip. Nawindang ako when I saw it. For busy people na walang panahon. Uubra kaya to sa Manila? Bakit hindi di ba? You can now open another one of this. Kung di mo kaya mag-spend nang wedding ala-Korina, you can have one of this. Wedding chapel on wheels [...]

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How’s the food?

November 5, 2009
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So anyway, balik tayo dun sa “A day after the Halloween…” story. Which was funny dahil hindi siguro to nabasa nung waitress: 50 Things Restaurant Staffers Should Never Do “8. Do not interrupt a conversation. For any reason. Especially not to recite specials. Wait for the right moment.” So, ayun, we were making chika to [...]

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The navigator

November 5, 2009
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That’s what I have. I used to have the Magellan nung unang labas. I bought it for about $1,300. Pohtah! Mahal! But this new one? Cheapangga na sya. Less than $300 na lang. And without the navigator, I would not be able to drive in and around New York or DC. Im fak, salamat sa [...]

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Halloween Cartoon: Reyna Elena

October 28, 2009
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U like? Jesse a.k.a. Mr. Nonsense was the creator of this one. Hehehe! Check it out! Put Your Own Caption: Reyna Elena Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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The parameters of my belt

October 26, 2009
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Enjoy ang aking FB friend sa kulitan hehehe. And yet, I have another note. Live longer, eat chocolate! Huh?! Totoo ba yan? Sagot nang lola? Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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4 steps to let go of grudge

October 25, 2009
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Una, pano ako magkaka-grudge eh parehas silang gwapo?! Haha! Anyway, my FB friend, Christina posted an article. 4 Steps to let go of grudge. An sabi… Learning how to let go of a grudge will be demanding, but it can help restore a relationship if that’s your goal. However, reconciliation is not a requirement. Some [...]

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The day you have one perfect excuse

October 21, 2009
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It’s Halloween once again! Just a few more days and it’s gonna be twilight zone… It’s that time of the year where you can achieve your dreams… And goals in life in one split minute… And enjoy it for the rest of the night! It’s a perfect time to be who you wanted to be… [...]

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Magkamukha sila

October 18, 2009
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Image by Echo9er via Flickr ‘Sang araw, sa Phi bar, dyan lang sa Meralco, ‘lasing na sa kakainom si Kardo kasama si Pidro, kebigan nya. Nonood nang mga tao sa paligid,’kikinig music. Tinapik sya ni Pidro sa likod and said.. “‘Pre, nakikita mo yong lasing na kaharap naten? Kamuka mo sya.” “Oo nga ano? Teka [...]

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Family problems

October 17, 2009
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Once two men sat in a bar drinking. The first one said to the other: “Laki nang family problems ko, pare!” The second one said: “Gusto mong marinig ang problema ko? Eto.” Nakapangasawa ako nang isang widower na me anak na babae. Yong Tatay ko pinakasalan ang anak ko, so ang Tatay ko became my [...]

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Embarassing moments

October 16, 2009
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Mahiyain si Luis. Kaya mega-teach ko sya nang social climbing skills sa mga bar. How to pick up gurls, how to talk to them and how to be human. Pag di naka-inom, introvert kasi ang loko. Na-convince ko to go to a bar. Lakas nang loob, dalwang shot nang tequila, ok na sya. Me nakitang [...]

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tangina nya

October 13, 2009
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kasalanan to ni richie, kaya dedicated to sa kanya. nag-post kasi nang music, sa facebook nya nagkakilala kami sa party. ~boom~ ayun date agad kami. bilis di ba? ganun ako kaganda. tiga Texas daw sya. bagong lipat nagtuturo sa Rider U sa Trenton. Physics. mga subjects na kinamumuhian ko. sya hindi sa princeton ang trabaho [...]

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my doctor’s appointment

September 25, 2009
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Image by Ishan Manjrekar via Flickr gora ako sa doctor kahapon. nag-taasan daw ang barometer nang aking mga kalechehan. kelangan daw i-control. kaw ba naman, mapunta sa new orleans. siba at lamon ang ginawa ko. so, after the typical rituals dun sa office eto cedula ko eto LTO license ko eto birth certificate ko diploma? [...]

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nawawala sya

September 22, 2009
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Image by kevinthoule via Flickr eto nga… ka-chat ko boylet… “musta ka na?” “mabote” “ilan na asawa mo?” “hiwalay na kami” “huh?! anong nangyari?” “hahanapin daw muna nya sarili nya” ~kablag~ Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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Camera

September 17, 2009

Ang tinamaan nang bwitring impaktong me kasama ata akong maligno na ninakaw ang camera ko! I’m back in Philadelphia. Ang bwisit ko oo! Nahulog ko ata ang camera ko in Delaware! Grrr! Bwisit talaga oo! Bwisit talaga! Some gods are prolly telling me to forget New Orleans. Lahat nang memory inireyz. Pucha! Pati camera sinama! [...]

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pag sinabi kong no parking…

September 9, 2009

no parking!!! kundi?! nga-ngat-ngatin ko ang kotse mong pahalang! … di ko alam kung kaninong bahay yan sa San Francisco hehehe… Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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Nag-teks si Mel from Bukidnon

August 27, 2009

Kasalukuyan akong nagjujudge ng beauty contest dito sa bukid. Talent competition. Imagine nyo na lang. 1. Ang costume Egyptian, ang sayaw Jai Ho pero may twist, nag Singkil sa huling part. 2. Ang costume Filipiniana, music is freddie aguilar’s Bayan ko. Takbo ng takbo ang girl bitbit ang Phil. flag. Interpretative dance daw. 3. May [...]

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Catch 22

August 23, 2009

Napag-diskitahan kong bumili nang printer today. Nagtanong ang Chuva sa phone. “Anong gagawin mo sa printer?” “Aba! Malay mo! Baka meron akong mai-print!” Kaya go ako sa Best Buy. Me nakita akong cheappangang printer. As usual, nag-iisa syang Cinderella sa kanto. Nag-iisang karton. Walang umu-usyuso. Presyo? Sisenta y kwatru nuventa y nwebe. ($64.99) Cheap di [...]

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Disaster cooking by reyna elena

March 17, 2009

One saberdey, can you imagine I cooked?! I must be nuts! Eh kasi, I never cook. Wait, I don’t know how to cook! Leche! Pero, eto nga, awang-awa na ako sa pridyidir ko. Feel ko, buti kaya ipa-landscape na to. I guess, tutubo sa loob ang kamatis. Lagyan ko nang maliit na fish pond. Hmpt! [...]

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Parade of Filipino Comedians

February 16, 2009

I love comedy. I do. Pinoy eh. Hahaha! Been to several comedy shows here in Philly. Dang, I wish I could produce one stand-up comedy skit too, you know. I’d love to be one of these guys. After all, susulpot lang ako sa mga kebigan ko, pinag-tatawanan na ako. I guess that counts, right? You’ll [...]

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Reyna Gerilya attends a military wedding

October 19, 2008

My family’s full of PMA’ers mga kabisyo, kaso ako lang ang gerilya. Growing up, I have another frisk and beautiful couzin (Ate Salve) who is one truly big Philippine dream at naging role model nang lola. She would become one of the most successful businesswoman in Legazpi na ka-chika na pati si Mayor Noel Rosal. [...]

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Why did the chicken crossed the street?

August 30, 2008

This was sent to my by a friend quite sometime ago. I was deleting some old files when I saw this one again. Quite timely, huh? Well, considering the current election campaign going on in the United States, I thought I would resurrect this one. I was really laughing my lungs out. I have no [...]

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