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Celebrities (Famous & Notorious)

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So, I hear there’s gonna be a media frenzy on the Angelina Jolie-Brad Pitt engagement… Like all the livings things care… Drama ain’t working. Next plot please. Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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SITUATION: On Twitter, nasaktan at nagalit si Regine Velasquez sa nagkomento ng ‘di maganda sa kanyang anak nang nag-post ang Rehina ng instagram ng kanilang baby. BRILLIANT INTELLIGENT PhD ADVICE NI REYNA: Magtayo ka nang Mutual Admiration Society Group sa Twitter at dun mo i-post ang mga gusto mong litrato, anak, nanay, tatay, aso pati [...]

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Taylor Kitsch is afflicted with the disease called geographitis and David Letterman and CBS? Moronitis. What is geographitis? Well, according to my own dictionary, it’s a disease caused by geography-deficient brain cells. Ya’all know what moronitis is. You see, Taylor Kitsch claimed on the David Letterman Show that he got rough treatment from a customs [...]

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After all the drama, the battle, the crying, whatever, it’s ovah! Done. Imfak, Kris won’t ask any paternal support from James. Do I care? Kiver. If they don’t want Reyna’s opinion, don’t put it out there at makakarinig kayo saken. You know why?! In the end – Kris Aquino said her that her marriage to [...]

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Mario Lopez Takes It Off on Ellen

by reynz on February 4, 2012

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So Mario Lopez takes it off on the Ellen DeGeneres Show. You see, he’s got a new line of underwear coming out, and who better to model it than Mario Lopez himself! Here’s the video! Enjoy! Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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Imperial Manila

November 14, 2011
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Sometimes… we get reminders… That life in the Philippines is still very much columnar. In two columns. Weird. Shades of the Indian caste system. I’m Promdi (from the province) and they’re from Manila. I call it, Imperial Manila. Some people believe they are the establishment. It’s Old World mentality. And so these people are clueless [...]

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25 incredible years with Oprah!

May 22, 2011
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Oh, Oprah! The world is ending na talaga, really. Winfrey’s surprise spectacular will air in two parts on Monday, May 23 and Tuesday, May 24. The final “Oprah Winfrey Show” will broadcast May 25. Winfrey is reportedly producing the goodbye show herself and is keeping her plans secret for now – leaving her fans with [...]

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what people do to ride on the Obama Triumph

May 3, 2011
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imagine being the President of the most powerful nation in the world. ridiculed and marginalized by people like the Donald. ignored by the Royalties in Britain. then in one snap, triumph over the killing that obliterated the news about the Royal Wedding! and pulverized every nasty doubt about the birther and legitimacy issues that kept [...]

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Charice as Kim in the movie version “Miss Saigon”

May 1, 2011
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Did you hear the latest chika? That Charice could be the next Kim in a movie called Miss Saigon? Is the 18-year-old Filipina singer being groomed to play lead character Kim in a movie version of the mammoth musical “Miss Saigon”—the same role that won a Larry and a Tony for Lea Salonga? The movie [...]

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I hate royal weddings!

April 29, 2011
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I hate royal weddings! With passion! Even the Queen cannot face me and tell me that she solved world’s poverty! Kiver if she declares me persona non-grata in Britain! Heck! All they do is photo-op! Visit a sick person, Click! Click! Visit a ghetto in New York, Click! Click! Visit an orphanage in Africa, Click! [...]

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Nobody sent me a memo on the royal wedding

April 27, 2011
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So, I heard there is going to be a wedding this Friday? Right? I did not know. Did you get the memo? Because I didn’t. Nobody sent me a memo. How disrespectful!!! Hmpt! So, I have no idea what has been going on. I have been busy acting like a commoner. Afraid that paparazzi would [...]

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Ruffa Gutierrez Belo billboard banned at the NAIA airport

April 25, 2011
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Ruffa Gutierrez Belo billboard was banned at the NAIA airport folks! Yes, it does have all the necessary permits and everything. But our folks at the NAIA airport found the picture way too sexy. So, Ruffa Gutierrez reacted with surprise. She believes that hers is not that sexy compared to the other billboard. Well, I [...]

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Donald Trump to Jerry Seinfeld, a very unpresidential response from a presidential wannabe

April 22, 2011
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(Photo Credits: Marquee Blog) I happen to admire Donald Trump. Bought his books, loved some of his quotes, did not miss any of the Apprentice shows and loved him on the show. One of his quotes is this: “I like thinking big. If you’re going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.” [...]

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Dilbert creator Scott Adams busted using online pseudonym to bash people

April 20, 2011
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Dilbert creator Scott Adams was busted! He was revealed to have been using an online pseudonym to bash message board users who did not have nice things to say about him. Imagine that! Pretty embarrassing huh?! You see, it is difficult to maintain anonymity on the internet. Here in my blog, I get visited by [...]

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Vanessa Hudgens Used ‘White Substance’ At Coachella

April 20, 2011
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(Photo Credits Contact Music) Vanessa Hudgens Used ‘White Substance’ At Coachella. That’s the title of the story I was reading. I can’t help but notice the way people would write something to stir interest and what else, drum up wild imaginations on something which is probably untrue? Like this one: Vanessa Hudgens – The 22-year-old [...]

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Actor AJ Perez killed in Tarlac highway accident

April 17, 2011
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(Picture Credits: ABS-CBN) AJ Perez?! Oh my God! I feel so sad about this young 18 year old actor and model name AJ Perez. He was killed in a vehicular accident in Tarlac early Sunday morning, according to this news I am reading from ABS-CBN. The reason for the tragedy? Notice this one. What killed [...]

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Willie Revillame is on the offensive!

April 14, 2011
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Are you guys watching and/or reading the new reality show? Ha! Maloloka kayo but I am so loving this! Better than Amazing Race! Better than Survivor! Ok. Wait. I think this is actually one salaciously juicy episode of Survivor! Hahaha! But first, let’s have a quick review. Shawee?! Video floated on the net. Boy dancing [...]

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Winklevoss Twins Lose Facebook Battle

April 13, 2011
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I was reading this Twinkle, Twinkle, Winklevoss Twins story today. Apparently, they lost their court battle with Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg. So the Winklevoss Twins, aka Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss, must now accept the $65 million cash and stock settlement offered by the social networking site. Damn! It’s like, the twins have to be really [...]

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Shamcey Supsup, Bb. Pilipinas Universe 2011

April 11, 2011
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Congratulations to our new Bb. Pilipinas 2011-Universe, Shamcey Supsup. She’ll be representing our country in Sao Paolo, Brazil. I read that she’s a magna cum laude in Architecture from UP Diliman and topped the June 2010 Architect Licensure Exam. Not that it’s a guarantee for a crown, but it looks like she has it all [...]

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Willie Revillame doing a terrible, terrible job in crisis management

April 10, 2011
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Willie Revillame is doing a terrible, terrible job in crisis management. I suppose he does not see any crisis from the Jan-Jan episode. I wonder if he has some advisers. For sure, he can afford to hire the best professionals around. Instead he decided to fight back and issue a threat to all his critics. [...]

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Ad pullout hits the beleaguered Willie

April 9, 2011
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And so the tsunami of ad pullouts continues to batter the Willing Willie Show. Some online reports says: Jollibee Foods Corp. was the first to announce the pullout of its Mang Inasal ads. Procter & Gamble Philippines is out. Unilever Philippines is out. Del Monte is dropping “current and future ad placements” of its Fit [...]

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Bloggers not allowed here

January 21, 2011
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“Typically naman, there’s fire kasi there’s smoke. There’s smoke because there’s friction. There’s friction because one’s going south, one’s going north. Those two resisting forces coming from the opposite sides creates the smoke, and then the fire, and then the people mingling, and then the cheezmaks. I learned that from NASA. Yes. NASA-kanila na ang [...]

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Honest advice for Shalani: Quit hosting ka kaya?

December 31, 2010
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I think Shalani Soledad is one classy lady, don’t you think? O ayan Malen ha? I said something nice haha! Wag mo akong gyerahin hehehe! She sort of reminds me of Jackie Onassis. I know, that’s one tough shoe to fit and I might even anger rabid Jackie Onassis followers for the comparison, but that’s [...]

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Is It Time to Leave Your Job?

December 28, 2010
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(Picture Credits: Daily Candor) By: William C. Taylor It’s the holiday season, when we start making lists of the gifts we want — and of the pros and cons of the jobs we have. The end of one year and the start of a New Year is the time when just about everyone takes stock [...]

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In the Philippines, everyday is a holiday

December 14, 2010
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(Photo Credits: Bloggista) Mamacita! In the Philippines, everyday is a holiday. Oh, yeah! Well, ok. Not yet, but we’re getting there! Our fine legislators are working their ass on it. Just wait. Be patient! You’ll see what I mean. Im fak, did you read the news about holidays galore dotting Filipino’s working calendar that’s drowning [...]

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Snow show in Baguio City: A perfect community washing moment

December 7, 2010
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(Picture Credits: Inquirer) You know Mamacita; I have experienced several blizzards in Philadelphia already. A lot of snow. A lot of ice. One time, umihi ako, naging glacier sya. Pero, it’s not really an ideal time to sell ice cream. Pramis, maninigas ka. And for men? Shrinkage. Blizzards visit Philadelphia during the months of January, [...]

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Christmas blunder at the Rockefeller and another wreck on The View

December 2, 2010
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Live from New York!!! Just when Charice was about to perform her song at the Christmas Lighting Show at the Rockefeller Center in New York, a really nice Christmas track went on air. The problem was, it was the music and the voices of Boyz II Men! Argh! Here’s the video. Listen and watch! That’s [...]

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Ella Del Rosario, kailan kita makikilala… sana’y malapit na!

November 22, 2010
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I just love her. Her music? Music to my ears. I heard she’s having a concert in Manila this December. Here’s Charlie Green with her Original Pers Lab. Note: Pictures were plagiarized from Dennis Garcia’s YouTube Account. No worries. The Supreme Court Justices in Manila said it’s ok. Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us [...]

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It’s Noynoy Aquino’s staff that sucks not the wine in Vietnam

November 4, 2010
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It’s Noynoy Aquino’s staff that sucks not the wine in Vietnam! In fact, would it be fair to say that Noynoy Aquino is surrounded by some really ugly Filipinos and it’s not that Vietnam don’t have good-looking men? Agree? Who would like to start a list? Anyone? Anyone? So, you want to be a great [...]

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what was your major, major mistake…

August 24, 2010
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~weeps~ (strategy to think) You are making me cry with your question Mr. Baldwin! I’m sorry, but I can’t help it. ~more hikbi~ (more strategy to buy time and think) You see, one of the biggest mistakes I made just recently, in fact, they even dethroned me as Miss Philippines, was not minding the little [...]

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Melody Gersbach in a car accident

August 21, 2010
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I woke up this morning to a shocker! I was reading the Inquirer when I learned that Melody Gersbach was dead on the spot on a road accident that occurred at around 11 am on Saturday. The news said that Melody Gersbach was traveling in her red Toyoto Innova accompanied by her own make up [...]

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What’s the problem Jake?

June 23, 2010
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Jake Pavelka, single, a commercial pilot, pretty good-looking. He was the bachelor on “The Bachelor” who found his soon-to-be-wife on the reality show. But there is trouble in wonderland for Vienna Girardi ended her engagement to Jake Pavelka. Yeap, Jake would not DO it. Hahaha! He would not let out his big kahuna play La [...]

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I'm disappointed with Dona Victorina and I approve this message: Action speak louder than boys!

January 20, 2010

So, I woke up this morning and saw a comment waiting to be approved on my reyna elena dot com site, to my blog entry that’s not even political. It was an emo entry… you know… “kung liligaya ka! sa piling nang iba!” that type. The comment was from the founder of Dona Victorina, founder [...]

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Alpha Phi Omega Anniversary: 2009 Oblation Run

December 17, 2009

I thought I’d share you this one entry sa Reyna na pinutakte nang mga lurkers nyahahaha! At nahiyang mag-comment kahit isa, but I know they’ve been accessing the entry hak hak hak! So here you go! Open your eyes wide! Hahaha! Alpha Phi Omega Fraternity celebrates its anniversary on the 16th of December. At the [...]

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Tiger Woods admits affairs and decided for an "Indefinite Break From Professional Golf"

December 14, 2009

Photo Credits: Yahoo Kadarating ko lang sa Amerika mga kabarrio. I did not realize how big ang ki Tiger… teka mali ata ang sinabi ko hehehe! I meant, how big of news pala ang Tiger’s Woods nyahahaha! As in, lahat ata nang makausap ko rito, puro Tiger and usap-usapan hehehe! Ayuf daw sa bed ang [...]

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Waitress Jaimee Grubbs said sorry to Tiger Wood's wife

December 13, 2009

Yeah! Yeah! Even if one claims that Tiger Woods is one horny animal, still, there’s no reason for these women to ruin Tiger’s life. Of course! Tiger had the last say for his golf club swing! Haller! And so, here we are with waitress Jaimee Grubbs saying sorry to Tiger Wood’s wife on US television [...]

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Tiger Woods naked pictures!

December 13, 2009

Photo Credits: Huffington Post Wood ni Tiger na-pektyuran daw! Yun ang sabi saken nung isang fwend, as in, kalalapag ko lang in the US, yun agad ang cheezmaks. Ako?! Interested? Not really. Hi hi hi! ~evil grin~ I’m just interested sa golf balls ni Tiger and how he drives his golf club! Nyahaha! Yan ang [...]

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Letters from Readers: Ate Charing Acts and Eklat Reacts

December 11, 2009
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Hello mga friendship! Kamusta na kayo? Well, if you ask me, okay lang ako at in-love. Charoooot! Because of the good feedback we received from our first response to some of our Barrio Siete letter senders seeking for advice, we are once again opening our mailbox para matugunan ang iilang problema ng ating mga ka-barrio [...]

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Tiger Woods has tres Marias

December 3, 2009

Tigil muna massacre na to mga kabarrio. Eto pala ang chika: nahuli pala si Tiger Woods at ang say nang first love ko: “Hey, it’s, uh, it’s Tiger. I need you to do a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling [...]

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Oh to be Tiger Woods!

December 1, 2009

In the wee hours of one Orlando morning, Tiger Woods smashed his car, ran over the hydrant and hit a tree, became unconscious and laying outside his SUV. His wife told Windermere police she used a golf club to smash the back windows to help him out. “This is a private matter and I want [...]

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Random Chika from your Resident Bruha, Part Deux

November 23, 2009

Hello mga kapatid! I missed you all. Charing! Well, pasensya na at medyo delayed telecast ulet ang inyong lingkod sa pagbibigay ng aking natatanging opinion tungkol sa mga bagay-bagay na nangyayari dito sa ating bansa at pati sa buong universe na rin. Alam niyo naman, tumatanggap na ako ng labada ngayon kasi kelangan kumayod para [...]

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Efren Peñaflorida has been awarded by CNN as “2009 Hero of the Year”

November 22, 2009
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One of our B7 writer, Mahalia, interviewed Efren last October. His interview is on this entry in Barrio Siete: An Extraordinary Life: Exclusive Interview with Efren Peñaflorida. He would then be awarded the 2009 CNN Hero of the Year at gala show attended by Hollywood stars like actress Nicole Kidman and featured performances by Grammy [...]

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How not to start a blog: hate blogs by BongV and Benign0

November 22, 2009

Ok. So…. Wer wer we?! Hate blogs started to sprout against Barrio Siete and Reyna Elena. These are brought to you by no other than BongV, our pseudo-intellectual resident of Barrio Siete, the most talkative of all the charlatans, the most intelligent of all human kind, teaching us the theory of the morons, decided to [...]

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Manny Pacquiao, Krista Ranillo, Jinkee Pacquiao and the lynching of Coconuter

November 18, 2009

Did you hear the latest buzz? Well, it’s about a trilogy. Ok, maybe not. Allegedly, it’s about Manny Pacquiao, Krista Ranillo, Jinkee Pacquiao and a blogger called Coconuter. Gosh he’s cute! I wanna buy him a sellphone! Grrr! Ok. Sumesemplang ako sa topic. Well, according to the grapevine, si Manny daw and Krista… ahh… Honestly?! [...]

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The flips and the confused

November 18, 2009

Photo Credits: Philstar “William Jefferson Clinton joins the Republican Party because he just could not take Nancy Pelosi’s hairstyle.” Blares the Washington misPost.” Can you imagine that happening in America? Not. Well, ok. Close. But in my turd world kawntri called the Flippines, most of our policitians must have had severe internship at makodonorado flipping [...]

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Eklat and the Noynoy video Brouhaha

November 11, 2009

Sa mga umaabang sa next appearance ni Eklat, lalo na sa kanyang anim na fans, eto ulet ang isang sulat mula sa kanya. Basa na mga bruha. Hello patriots! Yes it’s me again, Eklat at your service. You know I just arrived from a week of rehab, I mean, vacation in LA and the news [...]

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Burdyer King

November 10, 2009

Cross post to mga kabaryo mula sa reyna elena. Masyadong mainit yung video ni Noynoy kaya burdyer muna kayo. Dun sa Reyna Elena McDo sya. Dito Burdyer King. Image by ilmungo via Flickr Umandar ang stomach nang lola. Di ako makatiis for today’s calling. Makodoronado Burdyer King pala. Litsi oo! Me opium ba sila dahil [...]

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Rihanna and Chris Brown on domestic violence

November 6, 2009

First, a lookback at what happened: (Source: MTV) Rihanna breaks her silence in an interview with Dianne Sawyer. You’d laugh at me, but I love Chris Brown’s music that at one point, Diwa was shouting at me to get back to my senses and instead listen to Matt Monroe’s music. Grrr! But I’m sure, a [...]

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The Eklat Update and the Women in Noy and Mar’s life

November 3, 2009

Mga bruhang fans ni Eklat, may sulat na naman po siya para sa atin kaya hindi ko na kayo bibitinin. Sabay-sabay nating basahin. Gooooo! Hello my dear minions! I know that you’re glad to see my name pop up in Barrio Siete again. Well forgive moi to keep you waiting because I’ve been so much [...]

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America's Next Top Model bi-racial photo shoot: Racially charged?!

October 31, 2009

I’m not ignorant about racial discrimination, bias or however you mix those words. I don’t really understand why people here in my Barrio States of America gets infuriated if say a white person, paints himself black and be black for a moment, or a black person paints himself white to be a white person. Ok. [...]

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Put Your Own Caption: 2010 Presidential Line-up so far…

October 20, 2009

Backstage info:  So far highly educated rumors has it that the main front runners for the next presidential election are political royalties Noynoy Aquino with Mar Roxas, billionaire Manny Villar, Macapagal protege Gibo Teodoro, and ex-con ex-President Erap Estrada with his sidekick Jojo Binay.  I’m not sure what these guys’ plans are, but they better [...]

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Eklat Strikes Back

October 8, 2009

Mga kapatid, eto at may natanggap na naman tayong sulat dito sa Barrio Siete from our dear friend Eklat. Naging busy pala ang lola niyo sa kawanggawa kaya natagalan bago siya nakasulat sa atin. Sa mga hindi pa familiar kay Eklat, you can read her first two letters here and here. Here is Eklat’s third [...]

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Random Chika from your Resident Bruha

October 5, 2009

photo harbat: here Hello mga ka-baro, este mga ka-barrio. Yes, I’m back balakubak! It’s been a while since my last contribution dito sa Barrio Siete. Pasensiya na kayo at medyo inatake kasi ng drama ang buhay ko at naging busy din sa work. Kinabahan din ako sa latest developments here in Barrio Siete kaya medyo [...]

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