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Sure na ba kayo? About Quezon del sur?

by reyna14 on November 12, 2008

Alam nyo mga kunichiwa, kung naiirita kayo dahil muntik nang magkaron nang Republic of Mindanao chorvalais, well, you don?t have to MOA that far to Mindanao especially if your from Luzon, kasi there?s one big chorva in Quezon Province. Leche talaga, do you know how long it takes me to drive from Manila to Bicol? [...]

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Neutered blog: 2010 Philippine Presidential Elections

by reyna14 on November 12, 2008

NEUTERED BLOG
This coming 2010 Philippine Presidential Elections, I prefer to be neutered. Yeap, wala akong papanigan. I learned my lessons sa lecheng US Presidential chorvalais. This time, I will be bipartisan bisexual pero nut balimbing. Close to the elections, of kors, I will make my own endorsement for the right price. Haller! Expensive kamo ang [...]

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Obama is no friend to the Philippines?

by reyna14 on November 11, 2008

Ano kamo? Obama is not our friend?! That?s what Inquirer Amando Doronila said in his analysis. What was the basis of his conclusion? Dahil daw ang US President-elect Barack Obama accepted congratulations from nine presidents and prime ministers and returned their calls at eche-pwera si Senora Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo. Ang mga tinawagan lang daw ni Obama [...]

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Gay Pride March 2008 and the Top Ten Humor Bloggers

by reyna14 on November 11, 2008

Lafftrip’s 2008 Philippines 10 Best Humor Bloggers
I’m in great company ladies, half-ladies, gentlemen and half-gentlemen and I thank you all for your support although I would appreciate if you could make it a big monetary support! I have a paypal account! Hehehe!

I welcome the pogiest of them all Story Barbers Project Lafftrip’s 2008 Philippines [...]

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Interview with the Vampire!

by reyna14 on November 10, 2008

Angel Cuala just told me that he had already gotten a copy of the Manila Bulletin. I don’t have any links to provide you guys. But the print copy is already out today. So, to those of you who are interested, you can grab a copy of the Manila Bulletin at any newsstand in the [...]

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Candles, prayers and pictures

November 8, 2008

“Condolences John…”

Kebigan naming matalik si John. Isang freelance interior designer based in Chicago. Sherwin also flew in from Chicago. Ginulo nang mga El Divo ang libing nang tatay ni John.
Ayaw papigil ang mga badaf. Nag-pakuha nang litraks. Burol na ang pupuntahan, feeling pa rin nila, contestants sila nang Miss Earth. Yeap, Miss LamanLupa.

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Reyna Elena on Manila Bulletin

November 7, 2008

Manila Bulletin, you know has been the pillar of print media chorvalais in the Philippines for almost 108 years. Leche! Ka-edad ko syaaa!!! Hmpt! From Joey (Jose Rizal) to Reynz (Reyna Elena). Tugma diba?! Isang national hero at isang national disaster social climber.
So, people! Wag matulog! Pag-bukang liwayway on Monday, November 10, 2008 – [...]

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Bloggers holy grail?

November 6, 2008

Is there still money in blogging?
Two years ago, the blogworld was inundated with all these ?haw diz, haw dat and dat too? in making money online. Yeap! I?m one of those a-du-du-du! Today, para akong pariwarang adik! like a hawk in the sky, pok-pok ready to dive, in a split second me damit man o [...]

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Reyna Elena on Inquirer Blog Addicts

November 5, 2008

During the Digital Filipino Event at Pagcor, one Philippine Daily Inquirer lady womanhandled me with lotsa hugs and kisses, dragged me to the corner for an ambush interview. Hahaha! Charing lang Ana! Hahaha! I honestly have to paste you at the corner at this US Presidential Elections kahit na jumbageen mo man me, kasi [...]

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One Scary Look at RA 9510, Credit Information Act

November 3, 2008

For commerce to grow, free flow of goods and services is key. There won’t be any flow if there are no infrastructure. Worse, there won’t be any flow if capital flow is hindered.
In a market economy where you have so many players in the field, especially in a credit-driven economy, there?s a mechanism to screen [...]

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Halloween Party 2008 in Philadelphia

November 2, 2008

I was still bloody depressed with what the ugly Crook County of Chicago has done to me, I didn’t even wanna get out of the house. But I know I gotta do sum’tin. At least mawala man lang init nang ulo ko. Considering that the Henri David’s Halloween Party in Philadelphia was the hottest place [...]

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Come! Visit my condo in Pasig!

November 1, 2008

One big reason why I suddenly went home was because I was so infuriated by what my nephew had done to my condo unit. Ginawa nya tong motel and beach resort. I was nearly gonna get a heart attack when I saw iba’t-ibang babaeng natutulog sa kama ko. Shit! I never brought women in my [...]

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Prelude to more than a woman!

October 31, 2008

Halloween is the night when women in Philadelphia truly outnumber men! Hahaha! So, if you’re in the city and have a date, dude! Let me tell you something! You better size your date up else that might not be a girl!!! Hahaha! So, in 2006, I could have decided to don my birthday suit and [...]

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World Champion: PHILLIES! Congratulations!

October 31, 2008

I was outside smoking when all of a sudden, people starting coming out of their homes and started screaming! I was really surprised! What’s going on?! I asked my neighbor! Duh! I was so busy blogging that I did not know that the Phillies just won the World Series! Immediately I tuned in to the [...]

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Mga mangungutong sa Manila Memorial Park

October 31, 2008

College pa lang ang lola, nasa Jeymerikah na ang mga pay-rents ko. Every year, inu-uwi ko talaga sila para mag-bakasyon. Then, iwan ko sila there in Manila. One time, pabalik na ang fadir sa US, aba! nasarapan sa tulog! Di na kamo nagising!
Kaya, everytime eye em in Manila, may I pay respects ang lola sa [...]

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I’m ready to vote Obama as the next President of the United States

October 29, 2008

Aside from a lot of job employment rejection letters na dine-deretso ko na sa shredding basura machine, here’s one piece of mail na excited ever ang lola. Besides, why do I feel na tinamaan talaga ako nang hayup na problema sa Wall Street?! Ba’t kaya nang-ga-galaiti ako sa current administration sa patakbo nila nang ekonomiya [...]

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I’m thinking of taking some legal action

October 28, 2008

When I started looking for a job, I knew that I will be rejected by many. And yes, I was. Some of them sent me the standard rejection letters that they?ll be keeping my resume for 100 years in their loser?s database. There were those who just remained silent. And there were those with the [...]

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Social climbing with Janette Toral

October 26, 2008

What better way to end my 2 weeks unemployment vacation in Manila than to social climb with the goddess of Digital Filipino, Janette Toral who was behind this wonderful and successful event which happens to be my very first social climbing event of this type in the Philippines.

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Law of attraction

October 23, 2008

Alas dose nang gabi. Binibilang ko mga daliri ko. Nag-ring ang phone.
“Sir, me bisita po kayo.” sabi nung guard.
Huh?! Indi ako kumakain nang balut. Baka jolibeee?! Eeeewww!!! Sino yan?” sabi ko.
Pinakausap saken.
“Lumabas ka. Me regalo ako sayo“. si native.
Gulantang ko. ano kaya yon? Tinapa?! Napilitan akong lumabas. Alam kasi nang guard na kadarating ko [...]

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Dampa: Take 2

October 22, 2008

This is one Manila trip na I am having troubles keeping up with invites mga kabisyo. If you noticed, hirap ako to meet fellow bloggers. Kaya Sally (Panlilio), JC, Bea and Ross, wag nyo akong isusumpa please! Hahaha! Mi la familia eh ayaw ako tigilan and even mi uno brother in Legazpi y sisterette in [...]

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Certified humor blogger goes on a watosi celebration!

October 20, 2008

Lookie! Lookie kung anong dumating sa balay ko today! Hahaha!

Buksan naten mga kabisyo! Hehehe! It’s a trophy and a shirt for being one of the Philippines’s Ten Funniest blogs sponsored by Badoodles!

So, Badoodles!!! Will you marry me tooo?! Hahaha! I take this award uber-seriously Badoods! Patutunayan ko seyo! Hahaha! Guess where we went to celebrate!

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Mabait talaga si lord

October 16, 2008

Last nite brought my memories back to Cebu City. While working for a WKAF (well-known accounting firm) in Makati, my audit assignments has always been typically the province. Eh promdi nga kasi muka ko di ba. So, napadpad ang lola sa Cebu. I was such a regular in the City. Tatlong beses akong nagsayaw sa [...]

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The formula of success is inside you

October 13, 2008

My entry today is still dedicated to pobreng_obrero and to the rest of Pinoys who look at OFW’s in a very negative way. Ako, is one of the so many Overseas Pinoy’s na gusto nang umuwi sa Pinas. Kaya nga ako buy nang bahay kubo there to get started. Kaso, di pa panahon. Kelangan [...]

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