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Arnel Pineda: His life is the real Journey

by reyna07 on April 4, 2008

I love Pinoy Success Stories and Arnel Pineda’s life is really kinda magical given that his life has a lot of touches of a Barrio Siete life. I’m sure he was not expecting that his life would make a 360 degree turn and be on the uber top of his career. I was enamored by [...]

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Uglify

by reyna07 on April 4, 2008

Our word of the day is Uglify. No, no. Not the church.
Alam nyo naman saten mga kabisyo di ba? Pag ginagawa ang kalsada, me billboard na this is a project by the Governess, the Senatress, the Congressness or the Mayordomas. It never says that this project eh project ni Reyna! Hahaha! Feel nila pera nila [...]

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It’s corruption not education

by reyna07 on April 3, 2008

Before I tell you something about my headline mga kabisyo, you have to commend Australians for doing something about the environment. I hope they could help us clean the Pasig River, especially behind SM City in Sta. Mesa! If you happen to pass by that area, can you take a picture and send it to [...]

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Women are smarter than men

by reyna07 on April 2, 2008

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Gays are from Philadelphia. I might not win any men with this entry, hehehe! But! Here’s the true and nothing but the trulala ever ever! Women are smarter and are more intelligent than men. That’s why I had a sex change. You want proof?
Proof that women are [...]

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The true signs of times that the 7.3% GDP can’t explain

by reyna07 on April 2, 2008

Mukhang naduling ang European Union kasi na-misread ata nila yung 7.4% as the GDP growth rate of the Philippines Hehehe! Improveyshus daw detichewa ang economee. April fools!!!! Hahaha! 7.4% was actually the current unemployment rate! 7.3% naman ang say sa Pasig na GDP growth rate. Aw ewan! am telling you, wez ko knowing if those [...]

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Just the right time to open Condom Nation

April 1, 2008

There used to be three priests in our family. The 4th is Bluepanjeet. The 5th is . The 6th is Kotsengkuba. The 7th is Pusa and the 8th is Chuvaness. Anyway, two got married. The one left is assigned at Sto. Domingo and Lyceum of the Philippines. Hehehe! Of course, I won’t tell you! Sikweet!!! [...]

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Dateline: Budapest, Hungary

March 31, 2008

Barrio Poor is on World Tour mga kunichiwaaaa! At hahawak nang maigi mga kabisyo dahil mahangin ang entry na tooooo!!! I know this is blatant at pag-ka-walanghiyang apog na advertisement ever ever! Pero keri ko. Kanda kuba ata ako sa super uber ever ever na madugong twisyun noh? Santambak na labada ang ginawa ko’t pagsisipsip [...]

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Announcing: Reyna’s Social Climber Awards!

March 29, 2008

Week ending April 6, 2008 (sorry, di ko na ma-edit yong header!) is on the side bar! VOTE NOW! Of course voting ends bago mag-pasko! Hehehe! Charing lang! Siguro pag indi ako lasing nang Sabado nang gabi of April 5. Ganetch! Before anything else – head over to Banco De Reyna for my latest [...]

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Marketing 101 ? How do you market a show?

March 28, 2008

FIRST: SCARE THEM
“What other bloggers who have been religiously covering this issue is that they?re also accountable about the spread of such libelous acts and can be held liable in Philippine courts.”
SECOND: DENY THAT IT CAME FROM YOU
“That?s according to Atty. JJ Disini who was also one of the resource speakers of ANC. Even JV [...]

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My Unforgettable Semestral Break Stories

March 26, 2008

So now, alam nyo na, that before I became Reyna Elena, I used to be one, beautiful and pretty Dama de Lata. Dahil ako?y isang luca lucang Dama de Lata, I had a lot of friends in Legazpi mga kabisyo. Maganda talaga ako. Medyo maingay lang, kokak nang kokak, especially pag me lapad. But during [...]

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Full tank? $43 and rising! Do I see food prices in Pinas rising on the horizon?

March 23, 2008

Kung overseas pinoy ka sending anda saten, feel nyo ba mga kabisyo ang nape-feel nang lola? Tone-tonelada nang anda ang send naten worst, mahal na ever magpa-manicure! Taz today, $korentaTresDularez na ang full tank nang kotse de reyna! Tigil na ang hada! Tigil na ang lamierda! Am now thinking na ipa-kilo na lang tong kotse [...]

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Technorati Authority Explode!

March 22, 2008

I have randomly selected 5 of you below to be tagged and I hope that you will similarly publish this post in your blog. You have to tag 5 other bloggers and just keep adding on to the list. (Do not replace, just keep on adding! Yes let?s hope a long list!) It?s real easy! [...]

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Papaya Dance is making some International Headlines!

March 22, 2008

It’s official mga kabisyo! The Philippines is back on the international map! Papaya is now making some International headlines and is now being billed as the new Macarena. It was just on ABC News Good Morning America! This time it’s not those prisoners from Cebu but this:

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Do you dress for success?

March 21, 2008

This entry will give you a little secret about me. At least, it should give you an idea of what to give me as a gift! Ready? Hahahaha! I was never really an office fashion conscious kinda guy until I started working in Princeton, New Jersey. You see, most of my officemates there are graduates [...]

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Tingi-tinging leadership sa bigas

March 21, 2008

LEADERSHIP LESSONS & PROBLEM RESOLUTION:
Problem: Kulang na ang bigas sa Pilipinas.
Solution: Tig-iisang kutsaritang kanin na lang kayo.

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Online business registration

March 21, 2008

Noong nagbukas ako nang saksakang pagkasosyal-sosyal na internet cafe sa Espana, Barcelona – dyan lang sa tapat nang UST, kung ano anong kamalasan ang inabot ko. Isa na nga dun ang hayop na pangungurakot nang mga kapitan na ultimo mayor’s permit eh me bayad na fundador at litson, kami pa ang nag-deliver. Kaya, shock ang [...]

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Pusang Maganda

September 16, 2007

For some reason, I could honestly claim that I can?make friends anywhere, read: hada. Hehehe! And I’ve made quite a number of fascinating people on the internet, and blogging has earned me a lot of friends and well, ahh… other kinds of beings. It’s rather amazing because some of them and those that I don’t even know [...]

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Our salmon of the day

September 15, 2007

I was really excited that I received an invitation to an alumni gathering at WKUP (Well Known University in Pittsburgh) to speak on a topic which is very close to me. After all, I just recently had a very well documented experience about it.  That’s one thing I can vouch to the world, my experience. I am positively [...]

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I APOLOGIZE

September 14, 2007

Yes. 
 

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It’s porno, not popcorn.

September 13, 2007

TODAY, Bill handed me a rather, very interesting email. Here’s an excerpt of this email:

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Twiit me!

September 11, 2007

*reading Michael Porter’s book on Competitive Strategy*
Essentially, ang sabi dito:
The essence of strategy is coping with competition. In the fight for market share, competition is not only manifested by players, rather, competition in an industry is rooted in its underlying economics, and competitive forces exist that go well beyond the established combatants in a particular [...]

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Have you reach a verdict?

September 11, 2007

It’s Estrada Verdict Day! Sorry, I was late!
I have to go to New York and just got back! I am now back in the news! We have to leave early, else we might get stuck again just last year when we missed those water taxis by Manhattan to Liberty Park in New Jersey. In any [...]

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This woman is delusional

September 11, 2007

There’s a whole new world out there in the blogosphere. It’s called the underground world of Twitter. This is where they talk nasty crap about anybody. One of their topic happens to be me. It was here that I saw this message. I deleted her picture, but I have the original capture.

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Arrest or Invitation?

September 10, 2007

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“Arrest” or “Invitation”?
What could this be?

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ZTE won’t go away coz we could smell smoke along the way!

September 9, 2007

Thiszte deal won’t go away! Nakapagtataka etong ZTE/NBN Deal para talaga syang sungkaan ever. Di ba? Di ba? Di ba? Who would you believe now? While I would say – kung totoo tong bribery na to – na commendable ang ginagawa ni JDV to spit out the trulili, eh bakit hindi to lumabas earlier and waited [...]

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Are we under martial law in the Philippines?

September 9, 2007

Loren Legarda pushed boybastos into the limelight! Acting like a policeman! The Philippines has no laws against cyber pornography. But on Wednesday, Sen. Loren Legarda asked authorities to shut down boybastos.com (www.boybastos.com), because it offered free access to pornography. I am not here to defend boybastos.com and I don’t flaunt my legal opinion on arresting [...]

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Back to the Project: OFW Slogan & Logo Design

September 8, 2007

UPDATE: 10/18/2007 8:24pm
THIS CONTEST IS CLOSED. WE ARE NOT ACCEPTING ANY ENTRIES ANYMORE. SEE YOU NEXT YEAR.
 
QUESTIONS & ANSWERS: Slogan/Logo Design Contest
When is the deadline?

Deadline to submit entries is October 14, 2007. You have moooorrrreee than a month to gather your team of designers, engineers, architects, plumbers and diggers to come up with a great [...]

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Direct hires for overseas work should be cleared by DoLE

September 7, 2007

Nurses who are looking forward to a direct hire, better read this news!
Foreign employers who want to hire Filipino workers without using the services of local recruitment agencies must obtain approval from the Department of Labor and Employment, the Philippine Overseas Employment Administration governing board has ruled. In a board resolution, the POEA board repealed [...]

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8 minutes of shower

September 6, 2007

Have you been to the hottest hotel in town? 8 minutes of shower. Bawal ang timba. 8 minutes of shower para bang itik shower and you better finish it in time. 
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Project: OFW Slogan & Logo Design Competition gives you Php10,000!

September 5, 2007

UPDATE: 10/18/2007 8:22pm EST

THIS CONTEST IS CLOSED. WE ARE NOT ACCEPTING ANY ENTRIES ANYMORE. SEE YOU NEXT YEAR. 

Welcome!
I love my OFW’s! And so, www.reynaelena.com is proud to announce the OFW Slogan & Logo Design Competition. The whole idea is simple. Create a catchy slogan and a sleek logo that captures the spirit and best expresses [...]

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Can you read my mind?

September 4, 2007

Ladies and Gentlemen: I have a very exciting announcement to make in the next few days …

Yeap, anak. You heard me write. I mean, you read me right. Now, if I could finish this as soon as I can, I’ll make the announcement SOON! What could this be? Hmmm… di ko sasabihin!!! Pero, pag pinilit nyo ko – sasabihin ko na [...]

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Trade deficit daw natin to hit $6.9 billion: Alamin kung ano to!

September 3, 2007

The Concept of Deficits
BUDGET DEFICITS

Ok, mga anak! Tatagalugin ko na to noh? Kasi yong mga nag-titinda nang mga pabango sa Dubai, gusto daw to maintindihan. Wezz, eto ngayon ang ating Economic ratsada chuvalinga!
Alam na nating lahat ang ibig sabihin nang TAXES, di ba? Pinaka-simpleng explanation, eto ninanakaw saten! oopp! sandali..typo, taypoid river eto pala yong binabawas sa [...]

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The loveteam of the year: Joey & Willie

August 31, 2007

UPDATE:

Alright! I don’t wanna be a siliberty blogger anymore! Bwisit tong awayan ni Joey and Willie!
I thought the whole damn thing is nothing but idiotic! Both of them kelangan sampalin nong Senatress na bumira sa idol kong si Trillanes. The whole thing boils down to ratings and you know exactly what that means. Higher ratings [...]

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It’s a cardinal sin to change shaw boulevard’s name!

August 30, 2007

In our Banana Republic, saging lang ang me puso!
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Kaya naman, puro kasagingan ang gawa sa aming Senado.

Senate Minority Leader Aquilino Pimentel, Jr is proposing to rename Shaw Boulevard in Mandaluyong City and Pasig City to Jaime Cardinal Sin Boulevard.
WAKEET?!

Wow naman! What a great law! This is the reason why these people are in the [...]

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Reyna Santiago

August 30, 2007

Pag-laki ko! Gusto ko maging Reyna Santiago! Palagay nyu?

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Eto yong isang kanyang binira:

On a second thought, wag na lang! Ha! Ha! Ha! I prefer to be Reyna Hillary when I grow up, not like her na nagmukha na lang tiga-imburnal ang tirada! In fairness, dapat sya [...]

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From Boracay to Greece to the Doghouse

August 29, 2007

UPDATE: September 03, 2007:

Da bitch is back. Here’s here 1st write-up, talking about germs and bacteria which is really pretty much defining herself as one. An incessant bacteria. http://www.manilastandardtoday.com/?page=goodLife2_sept3_2007 . As you can see, I intend not to give her another blogspace – rather, just update this post. Apparently, this article will hit the roads [...]

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The Malu Fernandez-OFW controversy: According to People Asia

August 28, 2007

UPDATE: September 03, 2007:
Da bitch is back. Here’s here 1st write-up, talking about germs and bacteria which is really pretty much defining herself as one. An incessant bacteria. http://www.manilastandardtoday.com/?page=goodLife2_sept3_2007 . As you can see, I intend not to give her another blogspace – rather, just update this post. Apparently, this article will hit the roads [...]

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kelan? kelan ako naging siliberty blogger?!

August 28, 2007

NGAYON. NGAYON LANG TO! PEKS MAN!
AUJOURD’HUI!
Gulat kayo ano?! Pano nagkaganun?! Well, mga anak, basahin muna natin to. Sabay-sabay tayong magbasa. Mamya ko na sasabihin ang becoz.
Former child actress Snooky Serna struggles with poverty and chronic depression
Actress Snooky Serna bravely confessed that she’s currently leading a life that is far from glamorous.

“Compared to how my lifestyle [...]

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10 things that came out of the malu fernandez debacle: After the storm

August 26, 2007

UPDATE: September 03, 2007:

Da bitch is back. Here’s here 1st write-up, talking about germs and bacteria which is really pretty much defining herself as one. An incessant bacteria. http://www.manilastandardtoday.com/?page=goodLife2_sept3_2007. As you can see, I intend not to give her another blogspace – rather, just update this post. Apparently, this article will hit the roads today.
 

ORIGINAL [...]

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I love my Russian President!

August 25, 2007

AY CARAMBA!! MAMMA MIA!! Oh-La-La! 

I’ve always admired Russian leaders beginning with Mikhail Gorbachev. If it was not for him, Cold War ever ever every morning, ducking under our office tables, practicing some nuclear fallout like we will all survive tra-la-la! He was also responsible for the dissolution of the Soviet Union. Which is why he was awarded [...]

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Thinking of an MBA? Parent plus college loan may not be enough!

August 25, 2007

I’ve always had the dream of finishing an MBA in the United States, which is why as soon as I came to America, I set my sights on getting an MBA degree. Tuition fees being very much expensive here has always been the challenge of anybody aspiring for a graduate degree. But you have to [...]

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You quit because of death threats! Not because you were sorry for what you have said against us!

August 24, 2007

Manila Standard columnist quits after getting OFWs’ ire
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I am deeply apologetic for my insensitivity and the offensive manner in which this article was written, I hear you all and I am properly rebuked. It was truly not my intention to malign hurt or express prejudice against OFWs,” her satement said. Fernandez claimed that because of [...]

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Bangkurokots!

August 23, 2007

 Banks charge too much for overseas money transfers

Modern-day banking started on the sidewalks of medieval Milan, Italy. Money was actually traded from benches, hence “banco,” or bank. At that time, bankers were considered only a head above murderers, robbers and thieves.Today, bankers have become respectable. But there are pockets of sheer greed.
When I was [...]

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OFW’s and debt management

August 22, 2007

I’ve written a lot about Overseas Filipino Workers having the opportunity to be in the middle class or even in the upper middle class level of the Philippine society. We all have that opportunity given the fact that we earn more than our counterparts in our country and have much more choices with the monies [...]

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