From the monthly archives:

April 2011

And so the Ombudsman Merciditas, Gloria’s eternal protector resigned!

by reynz on April 30, 2011

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(Photo Credits: GMA News) The Filipino nation had a great day yesterday. The Ombudsman Merciditas, Gloria’s eternal protector resigned. With the announcement. Lito Lapid passed out. He ain’t wearin’ any toga, senorita. It’s like one ugly, disgusting and hideous hair in our noses gone! It’s a feeling of relief. Toilet relief. But it’s not allelujah. [...]

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I hate royal weddings!

by reynz on April 29, 2011

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I hate royal weddings! With passion! Even the Queen cannot face me and tell me that she solved world’s poverty! Kiver if she declares me persona non-grata in Britain! Heck! All they do is photo-op! Visit a sick person, Click! Click! Visit a ghetto in New York, Click! Click! Visit an orphanage in Africa, Click! [...]

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How do you expect kids to listen to their parents?

by reynz on April 28, 2011

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Ok. So, how do you expect kids to listen to theirs parents, when Dennis the Menace alone, terrorizes not only their house but the entire neighborhood! Not only that. Take a look at this. Tarzan lives half naked, Winnie the Pooh has no shame walking around with no undies, Cinderella comes back home at midnight [...]

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Reyna Elena’s message to Donald Trump

by reynz on April 28, 2011

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Donald Trump LISTEN! SHUT UP! BITCH! Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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Donald Trump has Barack Obama investigated?!

by reynz on April 27, 2011

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According to this story I read, Donald Trump, the billionaire, recently financed private detectives on a trip to Hawaii to investigate Obama’s birth and is now looking into his educational records. WHOAH! I need a lot of popcorn here folks! This is getting to be pretty interesting! But you know, if Mr. Donald Trump would [...]

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Nobody sent me a memo on the royal wedding

April 27, 2011
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So, I heard there is going to be a wedding this Friday? Right? I did not know. Did you get the memo? Because I didn’t. Nobody sent me a memo. How disrespectful!!! Hmpt! So, I have no idea what has been going on. I have been busy acting like a commoner. Afraid that paparazzi would [...]

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I am really confused if I am still living in America!

April 27, 2011
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This is the kind of apartment I am looking for! But this is in Cleveland, Ohio. About 14 hours drive to Charleston, South Carolina. Duda ko, male-late ako nang todo sa work. Hmm… Bad idea ata. This blog article was the result of this: the property manager responded: “what’s your concern? what’s your concern?” I [...]

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Fareed Zakaria says, Donald Trump’s appeal is based on a fantasy

April 26, 2011
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So after blasting Jerry Seinfeld the other day, Donald Trump was busy. And it looked like Karl Rove is not going to be his presidential strategist should he decide to run. Why? Rove became Trump’s latest target in an interview with Fox News Thursday night. “Karl Rove has a loser issue…[he] is the man that [...]

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the property manager responded: “what’s your concern? what’s your concern?”

April 26, 2011
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I feel very small today. It was another pretty insulting day. I was going to spend another hour or two at work. I just have tons of things to do. But I decided to leave at 5pm. hoping to talk to the Property Manager. Have you ever felt that way? This was not the 1st [...]

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Ellaine Fuentes, Anchor & Senior Correspondent at Eagle Broadcasting

April 25, 2011
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I’d like you all to meet my friend, Ms. Ellaine Fuentes, the current news anchor and senior correspondent of Net 25′s I-Balita. Ellaine Fuentes is a veteran broadcaster, having cut her teeth in the major networks and on her popular radio talk program. Called out of retirement, in a newly refurbished network, in addition to [...]

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Ruffa Gutierrez Belo billboard banned at the NAIA airport

April 25, 2011
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Ruffa Gutierrez Belo billboard was banned at the NAIA airport folks! Yes, it does have all the necessary permits and everything. But our folks at the NAIA airport found the picture way too sexy. So, Ruffa Gutierrez reacted with surprise. She believes that hers is not that sexy compared to the other billboard. Well, I [...]

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A walking tour with Atty. Trixie Cruz Angeles in Quiapo

April 25, 2011
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From Agrifina Circle, the walking tour with Atty. Trixie Cruz Angeles continued in Quiapo. This time around, we really walked! It’s bad enough that I had this very lousy and cheap camera (read: start your donation to my project: new camera!), but also, I was running out of battery. So, suffer with me with these [...]

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A walking tour with Atty. Trixie Cruz Angeles, The National Museum

April 24, 2011
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See the first part here: A walking tour with Atty. Trixie Cruz Angeles in Intramuros, Manila And so the walking tour with Atty. Trixie Cruz Angeles continued, we “walked” to her car and drove to The National Museum! Hahaha! We’re here at the Bulwagang Luna at Hidalgo. Luna and Hidalgo, we know them as two [...]

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A walking tour with Atty. Trixie Cruz Angeles in Intramuros, Manila

April 24, 2011
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I had a date, with one pretty senorita. A walking tour with Atty. Trixie Cruz Angeles in Intramuros, Manila. I had her waiting and she was furiously texting! “Where the hell are you macho maldita?!” You see, dates like this, red carpet or not, I must make a grand entrance. After all, I am one [...]

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fireman

April 24, 2011
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“Vietnamese?” “Nope. Filipino.” I was chatting with this cute fireman. Some asshole was doing barbecue in the apartment. I don’t know if something got burned. But the alarm went balistically insane. So, the firemen came. Everything’s A-ok now. So I said to him, “Can I have your phone number just in case I need you [...]

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Corrective boot camp for schoolboys with effeminate tendencies in Malaysia

April 23, 2011
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I have a multi-cultural group of friends. A friend from Baclaran, another one from St. Paul, Laguna, one from Donsol. Oh, a Belgian, a Vietnamese, an Indonesian and a Malaysian. When we get together, we exchange notes. That’s how I found out that most Filipinos are lascivious hehehe, all out Hahaha. Ok. Enough. Let’s just [...]

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my apartment owners in charleston just sends anybody inside my apartment without my knowledge!

April 23, 2011
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See that?! They serviced my apartment to get rid of the pest. Well, whatever it is that they put inside my apartment? It did not work. I’m still here jumpin’ around butt naked. And I’m gonna tell santa claus! That’s right! My apartment owners here in South Carolina just sends anybody inside my apartment without [...]

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stuck on the highway in the middle of a hailstorm

April 22, 2011
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that was the hailstorm yesterday in Charleston, South Carolina. i think it was about in the higher 80′s (32C) yesterday when i left work. it was sunny and hot along rivers avenue. by the time i got to I-26 headed east, i saw some very dark clouds ahead of me and i thought this must [...]

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Donald Trump to Jerry Seinfeld, a very unpresidential response from a presidential wannabe

April 22, 2011
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(Photo Credits: Marquee Blog) I happen to admire Donald Trump. Bought his books, loved some of his quotes, did not miss any of the Apprentice shows and loved him on the show. One of his quotes is this: “I like thinking big. If you’re going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.” [...]

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outing a gay guy is something you do not own

April 22, 2011
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My entry today is quite personal. I was uberly touched by this news coming from New York. It is about a very sensitive and private issue of outing somebody. But this one that happened in New York was beyond worse! The sexual encounter was posted on the internet! I’m talking from experience. About being outed. [...]

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Say goodbye to colorful terror warning alerts!

April 22, 2011
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So today, I learned that by April 27, we will soon have just two levels of alert. The two alert levels of the new system are “elevated threat,” which “warns of a credible terrorist threat” to the United States; and “imminent threat,” which “warns of a credible, specific and impending terrorist threat.” Any alert will [...]

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is there equal employment opportunity in the Philippines? check this out!

April 21, 2011
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So this is the reason why I had so many visitors lately. It says: Workers may register and encode their profile online at www.phil-job.net. This is the Philippine Government’s Job Portal. That’s what it says. The site is oooogly. So, I checked the job openings. Take a look at this one, Finance Manager. Minimum Age: [...]

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One Day with Charice, co-written and co-produced by Nick Jonas

April 21, 2011
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You know, when I get home (apartment) after a crazy day at the ranch, I normally listen and watch Charice’s Youtube videos. Last night, I saw this one: “One Day” which was co-written and co-produced by Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers, the cute brother! Hahaha! I love the beat. I know, this is for [...]

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Dilbert creator Scott Adams busted using online pseudonym to bash people

April 20, 2011
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Dilbert creator Scott Adams was busted! He was revealed to have been using an online pseudonym to bash message board users who did not have nice things to say about him. Imagine that! Pretty embarrassing huh?! You see, it is difficult to maintain anonymity on the internet. Here in my blog, I get visited by [...]

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Vanessa Hudgens Used ‘White Substance’ At Coachella

April 20, 2011
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(Photo Credits Contact Music) Vanessa Hudgens Used ‘White Substance’ At Coachella. That’s the title of the story I was reading. I can’t help but notice the way people would write something to stir interest and what else, drum up wild imaginations on something which is probably untrue? Like this one: Vanessa Hudgens – The 22-year-old [...]

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a whistleblower charged with plunder?!

April 20, 2011
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You know this is soul cleansing week, right? And you know, there are a lot of tifaklong flying around! These are the ones who’d suck up the national budget and if somebody else sucked it up before them, trust me, these crocodiles; they do swallow the national road. So, stop asking why after the last [...]

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How to ace that job interview

April 19, 2011
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Ok. So you followed my instructions in writing an application letter or a cover letter. You nailed your resume just like what I told you on how to write one. You were rewarded with a call. That phone call went very well. Now you have a date for your 1st face-to-face job interview. What do [...]

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How to write a resume

April 18, 2011
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I have been getting a lot of requests for assistance in writing resumes and cover letters lately. I found out that there were a number of job fairs in Manila and elsewhere. Maybe that’s what it was. Besides, how many newly graduates have moved to the column of unemployed? Was it half a million to [...]

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The Ombudsman keeps missing the target!

April 17, 2011
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So, I was reading this news about the Ombudsman. They did this and this one too! UNTHINKABLE! Why would they do that?! They normally just ignore these corrupt officials! Especially if the last names were Arroyo? They just sit and be cute! So now, did you notice how the Office of the Ombudsman have been [...]

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Actor AJ Perez killed in Tarlac highway accident

April 17, 2011
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(Picture Credits: ABS-CBN) AJ Perez?! Oh my God! I feel so sad about this young 18 year old actor and model name AJ Perez. He was killed in a vehicular accident in Tarlac early Sunday morning, according to this news I am reading from ABS-CBN. The reason for the tragedy? Notice this one. What killed [...]

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Marcos is not a hero! Protest the plan to make him one! Sign this petition!

April 17, 2011
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FERDINAND E. MARCOS is not a hero to the Filipino people. His martial law regime sent hundreds of thousands to jail, made people ‘desaparecidos’ because of their political beliefs. He is now being elevated to become a “hero” and plans are afoot by his families and allies to have him interred in Libingan ng mga [...]

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Charice on Glee: All By Myself

April 17, 2011
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I know, I know. We’ve all been waiting for this for so long. So, without further ado, here’s Charice on Glee, All By Myself. What do you think? The New York Post says: Since absolutely exploding back in 2007, 18-year-old Charice is incapable of going anywhere without being mobbed by fans — both of the [...]

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sometimes, minding your own business is the best advice

April 16, 2011
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(Photo Credits: Clip Art) So yesterday, after office hours, I walked back to the parking lot, stood next to my very expensive Toyota car, lit a cigarette and started enjoying the aromatic experience of nicotine intake. I saw this old woman, backing up her car, lookin’ at me like she was about to say sum’tin. [...]

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A response to Danny Cascolan’s outrageous accusations and veiled threats

April 15, 2011
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Here we go again! This is not the first time I received threats over my opinions. If you are a regular reyna reader, you know who they are. So, this article will be archived under online haters, for easy reference. Last Wednesday, I wrote this article: All the symbolism and what EDSA stands for, will [...]

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Willie Revillame is on the offensive!

April 14, 2011
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Are you guys watching and/or reading the new reality show? Ha! Maloloka kayo but I am so loving this! Better than Amazing Race! Better than Survivor! Ok. Wait. I think this is actually one salaciously juicy episode of Survivor! Hahaha! But first, let’s have a quick review. Shawee?! Video floated on the net. Boy dancing [...]

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All the symbolism and what EDSA stands for, will now just be a hype.

April 13, 2011
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So I read that there is now House Resolution 1135, seeking burial of dictator Ferdinand Marcos at Libingan ng mga Bayani. It was signed by 219 congressmen completely defying the People Power uprising on Feb. 22-25, 1986, restoring democracy dismantled by Marcos when he declared martial law on Sept. 21, 1972. “What is important is [...]

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Winklevoss Twins Lose Facebook Battle

April 13, 2011
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I was reading this Twinkle, Twinkle, Winklevoss Twins story today. Apparently, they lost their court battle with Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg. So the Winklevoss Twins, aka Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss, must now accept the $65 million cash and stock settlement offered by the social networking site. Damn! It’s like, the twins have to be really [...]

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Czech Republic President Vaclav Klaus: pen stealer?!

April 13, 2011
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Did you hear? That Czech Republic President Vaclav Klaus is a pen stealer?! Bwahahaha!!! This is hilariousness ever! As just about anyone who’s ever worked in an office can attest, one of life’s most festering annoyances are people who don’t return pens that they borrow. Now it appears as though Czech Republic President Vaclav Klaus may [...]

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Mikey Arroyo’s impressive wealth creation!

April 12, 2011
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I was reading this article this morning and then this, and this too. I decided to graph it. Dang! I was depressed! To think that I have been working since B.C. and my net worth? It’s worthless. Some people are just lucky. They strike gold. Me? Nasa Amerika nga ako, kayod kalabaw naman! I’m CPA, [...]

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Roswell FBI memo: crashed UFO’s or flying saucers recovered

April 12, 2011
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Did you hear? Wait. Did you read? Roswell FBI memo: A 1950 memo found in FBI archives is fueling reports that the US government secretly recovered crashed flying saucers. Are reports of a UFO cover-up a deranged and unfounded conspiracy theory or are they an irrational and baseless load of nonsense? Apparently, there was this [...]

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Charl Schwartzel, 2011 Masters Champion

April 11, 2011
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(Photo Credits: Golf.com) Charl Schwartzel, a South African, gets his green jacket from Phil Mickelson after shooting a 66 to win by two shots. The Masters, dominated by Tiger Woods, now has a new face. At one of the wildest Masters ever Sunday, when nine players, including three Australians and Tiger Woods, had an arm [...]

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Shamcey Supsup, Bb. Pilipinas Universe 2011

April 11, 2011
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Congratulations to our new Bb. Pilipinas 2011-Universe, Shamcey Supsup. She’ll be representing our country in Sao Paolo, Brazil. I read that she’s a magna cum laude in Architecture from UP Diliman and topped the June 2010 Architect Licensure Exam. Not that it’s a guarantee for a crown, but it looks like she has it all [...]

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the Casey Heynes and Richard Gale bully video

April 11, 2011
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I received an email about this bullying case that happened in Australia where a boy body slams his alleged bully. It’s exactly what they do in professional wrestling. Casey became an overnight hero to a lot of kids who are being bullied. Casey Heynes, the 15 year old boy who became the underdog’s hero overnight [...]

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the similarities of Willie Revillame’s alleged child abuse and Met Life’s insurance scandal crisis management approach

April 11, 2011
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(Photo Credits: Wired New York) The current high drama that is being played out in Manila between Willie Revillame and the public opinion made me revisit several of my business school notes on crisis management. It was obvious to me that Willie Revillame is doing a terrible job under this area. While there is no [...]

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damage to Jan-Jan has been done and the poor kid is defenseless

April 10, 2011
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Poverty is not an excuse for what had just happened. Never. I’m part of this Facebook Group where there’s a heated debate on the Willie Jan-Jan Child Abuse issue that puts to shame erupting volcanoes along the pacific rim combined. The debate is so heated, even Jesus Christ was pulled into the topic. But despite [...]

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Willie Revillame doing a terrible, terrible job in crisis management

April 10, 2011
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Willie Revillame is doing a terrible, terrible job in crisis management. I suppose he does not see any crisis from the Jan-Jan episode. I wonder if he has some advisers. For sure, he can afford to hire the best professionals around. Instead he decided to fight back and issue a threat to all his critics. [...]

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Manny Ramirez abruptly resigns from baseball

April 10, 2011
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(Photo Credits: SI.COM) Manny Ramirez was one of the great right-handed hitters of all-time. But in a sudden turn of events, he retired. Why? Apparently, he was unwilling to face another drug ban. So he is leaving with this big question in baseball sports as to whether or not there’s been some steroids use again. [...]

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the vanishing Social Security annual statements

April 10, 2011
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That’s the buzz… If you’re in the United States, those Social Security statements you’ve been getting that tells you what you’d get if you retired at 62, at 66, at 70, so you can write or call them if you find some mistakes – will soon stop. Our government is trying to save money and [...]

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Buying condoms in the Philippines?! Get a prescription!

April 9, 2011
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(Photo Credits: The Telegraph) That’s right. Now, I don’t know exactly what they’re going to do with you in case they catch you with illegal possession of condoms. It’s like being caught with illegal drugs. Oh. This all started in this posh village in Ayala Alabang. And after this? Seven more barangays in Balanga City [...]

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Ad pullout hits the beleaguered Willie

April 9, 2011
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And so the tsunami of ad pullouts continues to batter the Willing Willie Show. Some online reports says: Jollibee Foods Corp. was the first to announce the pullout of its Mang Inasal ads. Procter & Gamble Philippines is out. Unilever Philippines is out. Del Monte is dropping “current and future ad placements” of its Fit [...]

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US government shutdown over budget stand-off

April 8, 2011
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That’s right! That’s the current buzz all over the US! Democrats and Republicans were trading accusations at each other about the cause of the budget standoff which will cause the government of the United States to have a partial shutdown. They have spent the past week issuing ever-snarkier comments about the other party’s real intentions. [...]

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Allen Iverson to police: “Do you know who I am?”

April 7, 2011
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(Photo Credits: CNN) So Allen Iverson, the former NBA star was pulled over for a traffic violation last week. “Take the vehicle, I have 10 more,” according to a police report. Nice, huh? Allen Iverson, was not the driver. He was a passenger in a grey Lamborghini, spied by an Atlanta officer changing lanes without [...]

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that Barack Obama was not born in the United States

April 6, 2011
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That’s the buzz on the Today Show. Meredith Vieira sparked some controversy over her failure to question a number of unsubstantiated challenges to the U.S. citizenship of President Barack Obama  that Donald Trump floated in an interview with Vieira this morning. Result? You see, Donald Trump, that billionaire real estate tycoon who has the propensity to [...]

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