just f?ck it

This is a repost. Tinatamad mag-isip ang lola nyo. Besides, I am currently separating the puti sa de kulay. I’ll be driving down South kaya inaayos ko mga karga karga ko. Sana naman bigyan nyo naman ako dyan nang pang-gasolina. Wag kayong mahiya. ~Reynz

We’re getting to be known as a country of plagiarizers. All the way up to the Supreme Court. We have Associate Justice Mariano del Castillo plagiarizing Criddle and Fox-Descent’s article, “A Fiduciary of Theory of Jus Cogens”. It’s an article that came out in the Yale Journal of International Law last year. He copied at least 31 parts of the article to landscape his April 28, 2010 decision denying the plea of Filipino women who became sex slaves during the Japanese occupation to have the Philippine government compel Tokyo to publicly apologize and provide compensation for the abuse.

Pangilinan quits Senate chief race But over on Mang Pinoy’s Facebook page, here’s the buzz: “Kiko’s senate presidency aspiration was crushed when Villar bloc made a brilliant move to bargain support to Enrile in exhange for Enrile’s assurance of a non-revival of his C-5 ethics case issue [did not prosper in the last Congress] in the next Congress as a condition for their support for Enrile’s candidacy.” – blocking the war on corruption when it was the Enrile camp who pounded on the C5 issue during the campaign under the pretext of wanting to have an independent Senate. Nice.

Initially denying that it was his son who was arrested in Hongkong for drugs, Chavit Singson now confirms that it was indeed his son. Singson said his son, Ilocos Sur Congressman Ronald Singson, is still detained in Hong Kong after he was allegedly caught with illegal drugs at the Hong Kong International Airport. Pride of the father.

Charice’s botox procedure earns worldwide backlash. Vicky Belo’s business is to convince people that they are inadequate, that there is something wrong with them – exactly how she forced her business to Charice, that Charice is not good enough, not beautiful enough, not fit enough, truly inadequate. This advice is coming from someone whose right eye is now going south. And Charice?! She’s not the world’s smartest kid. She should have known better. She’s just telling the truth commission, that she’s the wrong role model for kids in America.

Aquino’s SONA will be truth-telling, says Palace. Big mistake. You should have just kept quiet about the meat of your SONA, Mr. President. The drama would have been piercing if Gloria is around. We love drama. We love soap. That’s why Filipinos don’t want a separation of Kris and the state. But sometimes, I think you really warned Gloria, so she won’t appear. I don’t know if you’re either being nice to her, protecting her or talaga lang madaldal ka. Whatever, it sounds like you will be indicting her. So, please, would you just arrest her na? Or the arrest will be made in Hongkong after her visit to Chavit’s son?

On the Weather forecasting side, there is a high correlation between good weather forecast and salary. The closer your pay is to the minimum wage level, the higher chances of bad weather. So, shut up, get an umbrella at hipan mo na pati salbabida.

Noynoy’s Malacanang sounds like Gloria’s Malacanang. They don’t want to tell you the real picture. But you only need to read the headlines on the water crisis. From there, you can draw a conclusion. “Wawa dam, alternative source” sabi. “Laguna de bay, alternative source” another one. “Urine, possible alternative source.” Yeah. Urine. Leche! In other words, for all these years no planning talaga was done at all by MWSS or Maynilad. Makapag-pamili sana nang mga guapo, line them up and i’ll assist collecting urine.

Finally, the Catholic Bishops in the Philippines are getting retarded everyday. Their latest pitch? That sex education will cause ‘developmental harm’. Their message is actually very simple. Just f?ck it.