Meet the Emperor of the World

by reynz on November 20, 2009

emperor2Meet the person who wants to become the “Emperor of the World.” He is Rigoberto Madera Jr., a 61-year-old. He said he is a “six-star general”. Officially the 1st to file his certificate of candidacy at the Comelec on Friday at 8:40 a.m.

He said, he is winning the latest survey at pati ang Dyos pinagtrabaho nang walanghiya dahil god is backing him up. Leche talaga oo! So god is looking for some funds for his campaign. Alam kaya to sa Vatican???

Anyway, his name rhymes with CNN. He calls himself, N.N.N.–short for “Najananan,” which he said means “God the name above all”. His agenda? To solve the economic problems of the Philippines. Hay, salamat me platform sya, kundi titirahin sya ni Benigno at ni BongV. I could already see that Benigno and BongV will love this guy. Complete candidate. Magaling ang platform. Apaw ang leadership qualities. Target nya US Presidency. Born leader. Sobra ang pagka-visionary.

“Mananalo ako, si God na ang bahala (I will win, God will take care of it),” Madera said in an interview with GMANews.TV before he filed his COC.

Dahil number nga one sya sa survey, after he wins the presidencey, he plans to become president of the United States, United Nations secretary-general, and later on “emperor of the world.”

Filing of Certificate of Candidacy ends on December 1, thereafter, Comelec will deliberate, determine and disqualify nuisance candidates.

Source: GMA News TV

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Abby November 20, 2009 at 9:09 pm

hahaha..pinsan ata nito ni rommel padilla..yung pulis pangkalawakan..hahahahaha..united nations police sila di ba..

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Leo November 20, 2009 at 9:12 pm

dapat yung mga ganito hindi na ini-entertain ng comelec, sayang lang yung form! :)

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Mel November 20, 2009 at 9:14 pm

siya raw ang manok ni benign0.

charoooot! bwahaha

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reynz November 20, 2009 at 9:14 pm

pulis pangkalawakan? hehehe! baka nga iisang partido nila hehe

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reynz November 20, 2009 at 9:16 pm

yeah, comelec is totally fkd up. disqualified and migrante and ladlad and they happily register the Emperor of the World.

birds of the same feathers daw hahaha

daming teleleng sa comelec hehe

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reynz November 20, 2009 at 9:16 pm

vice president nya is benigno and pr manager nya si bongv hehehe

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BongV November 21, 2009 at 6:02 am

el capitana:

really boils down to your evaluation process
paki post na rin ng link sa platform niya.

at the very least he gets points for trying to come up with one – kesa wala.

verifiable consistency – track record, vision and platform, and integrity ;)

may the best candidate win :)

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BongV November 21, 2009 at 6:04 am

maraming teleleng sa Comelec -
at least in good company sila -
may teleleng at may autistic :D

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Anna November 21, 2009 at 7:27 am

Talaga? Iyong may sira ulo tanggap sa Komelec? Hahahah!

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reynz November 21, 2009 at 10:55 am

can u imagine that Anna? and they would not accept migrante and ladlad. i checked the partylist, yong party ni pacquiao was approved, there were 2 bicol party which i don’t understand at kung ano ano pang mga ka-chorvahan.

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Mumbaki November 21, 2009 at 2:51 pm

The problem with us is that we allowed the europeans to occupy our land and steal natural resources that is why we lost our history and ended up brainwashed, for some not just brainwashed nabubuwang pa.

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Snow November 21, 2009 at 11:31 pm

This is so sad. This reminds me of Eddie Gil.

Ano vah, Comelec *roll eyes* @_@

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delta November 22, 2009 at 9:58 am

gamon talaga wala tayong magagawa. hintayin nalang natin kung makuqualify ba sya.. panget din naman sigurong pag my pumunta dun na magpaparehistro eh babastusin nila o tahasang sabihin na hindi ka qualify.. :)

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Silver November 22, 2009 at 6:46 pm

Dapat merong neurological and psychiatric exams ang Comelec for the candidates. Pustahan, pahirapan yan sa pagfile ng COC kung magkataon. Dahil kung sino lang makapasa sa required na neurological and psychiatric exams, yun lang may karapatan magfile. Hahhaha.

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