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“William Jefferson Clinton joins the Republican Party because he just could not take Nancy Pelosi’s hairstyle.” Blares the Washington misPost.”
Can you imagine that happening in America?
Not.
Well, ok. Close.
But in my turd world kawntri called the Flippines, most of our policitians must have had severe internship at makodonorado flipping burdyers that they flip in split second no matter how much they spit at each other before.
Like:
“I congratulate Mr. Villar for his fantastic lobbying in turning someone like Senator [Loren] Legarda, who was rabidly against him into his girl Friday. As they say, Manny talks and money talk louder,” she said in a statement. (Source: Political prostitution)
Sometimes you begin to ask, what’s the point of having parties?
Like this:
Batangas Governor Vilma Santos-Recto and former Senator Ralph Recto are joining the Liberal Party (LP) and support the team-up of Senators Benigno “Noynoy” Aquino III and Manuel “Mar” Roxas II in the 2010 elections. (Source: Recto-Santos joins Liberal Party)
See? I told you.
Or..
Akbayan Representative Risa Hontiveros in the Liberal Party Senate List.
Eeek?! Nothing against Risa but, wait. Could you be in two Pasig Rivers in one boat?
Ok. Well, whatever.
Let’s move on with my point.
Wait.
I don’t have a point.
Well, at least, I’m not alone.
Like when they told me that partylist was created to blah-blah-blah eche-bureche la-di-da. Yeap. It pretty much rhymes like that. Coz this guy Nicodemus Laosdus Pordyus has no point. Ask MLQ3:
“THERE is no point arguing the merits of the Comelec’s decision to deny Ang Ladlad recognition as a party-list group. That is because there are none. The paper produced and signed by Commissioners Nicodemus Ferrer, Lucenito Tagle and Elias Yusoph is a religious tract masquerading as a legal document. However, it has legal consequences and that requires examination—and opposition.”
See?
Kung hindi lang ba dysfunctional ang mga trapos, maybe we don’t need these partylist.
Aha!
What’s the point of partylist?!
Anyway…
“I have been telling them, you are not under-represented… actually you are over-represented in the Lower House and Upper House,” (Source: Comelec: Gays overly represented in Congress )
Huh?!
Bakla si Miriam Santiago?!
Charing lang po Senator hehehe!
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hahahaha…..masarap malaman kung sino-sino sila! mga Tsismosa at Tsismoso lumabas na kayo! ipakilala nyo sila sa amin…..hehehehe
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hahaha…ikaw talaga annie. ~_~
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Naku, mukhang ang saya saya nanaman sa atin… lol!
Makes Christmas and new year more interesting.
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