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Never mess with a Pinoy
A Filipino goes to Woolworth in Australia. He finds cat food at special prices.
He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.
The Manager gets suspicious.
He thinks that this guy might not have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids.
He asks the Filipino to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food.
The Filipino goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.
Next week the Filipino finds dog food at special prices.
He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out.
The Manager again gets suspicious.
He thinks that this guy may have a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids.
He asks the Filipino to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food.
The Filipino goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.
The following week the Filipino comes to Woolworth’s with a bag.
He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag…
The Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels some thing slimy and immediately pulls it out.
He shouts at the Filipino, “What the hell! This is shit, you idiot!”
The Filipino calmly replies, “Yes I know, now may I buy some toilet paper?“
Note: Calm down. This is just a joke I received from forwarded emails.
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nyahahahahahahhaha! b u t i nga sa kanya! hahahaha iba talaga ang PINOY!
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reynz Reply:
November 14th, 2009 at 10:27 am
heheehe actually sobra naman ang story, hindi kapani-paniwala hahaha ek kasi kung ekek yun eh di sana nangamoy na, so ba’t nya pa sinuot kamay dun aber? hahaha
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hahahaha….kaw naman! joke! joke! joke!
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reynz Reply:
November 14th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
hehehe i know joke, pero ewan parang ewww ano yong Australian walang ilong? hahaha discriminatory ata to sa mga Australian at hindi pinoy hehehe
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annie Reply:
November 15th, 2009 at 6:05 am
hahaha siguro sa sobrang tangos ng ilong nila, hindi nakakarating agad sa brain ang amoy hahaha may advantage parin ang pango!
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reynz Reply:
November 15th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
maybe not ilong hehehe did you about fart joke? sabi, pag na-uutot ka raw, ilabas mo, dahil pag hindi, aabot sa brains mo hehehe
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hehe pasaway!
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reynz Reply:
November 14th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
aba at bumalik hehehe lahat nang nakasulat dito totoo. pramis.
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wahahahahah!!! mamamatay ako sa kakatawa…
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