fruitcake

by reynz on November 11, 2009

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“Oh! You should go to Brazil! Its such a beautiful place. The weather is nice! The people are nice and beautiful too! Its better than America. I hate winter! When we have 6 inches of snow on the ground? I’d like to divorce my wife and fly to Brazil!”

~lagok beer~

Nag-iinuman kami nung mga kakilala, plus visitors from Manila at etong neighbor. Frienship sya. Tiga-Brazil. Sya yong binulabog ko nung akala ko sunog na bahay namen. Tanders na sya. Duda ko lagpas sitenta or sumting. Matanda lang ako nong konti. Otsenta na ako. Kaya lang, I’m young.

“And the women? Oh! You’ll have a blast in there. It’s such a fun place!”

Women?! Anong gagawin ko sa kanila? Meron namang ibang tanawin sa Brazil ah! Im fak, ang alam ko, yong ibang Brazilians go to Manila para mag-model dahil ang chika ni Chuva, ang mga models daw dun eh barya ang bayad. Getz nyo na ba’t yung iba sa Menila eh nakakabili nang Brazilian models? Business yan sa Brazil. Pinapaktura pa nila.

“How about Manila? I’m sure it’s the same thing! Right?”

Ngak! Ano bang comparison nang Brazil sa Manila? Sabagay me Redeemer sila sa tuktok nang bundok pero naman mga impakto sa kanila. Only Catholic country naman tayo, puro den impakto sa gobyerno. Prehas lang pero, ano ba? An layo kamo nang economy nila saten. In fact, kaya ba nateng humatak nang Olympic Games? Nevah. Malaysia is now on the road of getting that soon. Tayo? Walang ibang pinag-usapan kung pano ang gobyerno.

Anyway, sorry sumemplang ang topic.

Are there many gay guys too in Manila?

Huh?! Tinginan kami nung mga kainuman ko na alam ang anino ko. Tinuloy nung Brazilian ang statement nya na kung meron daw yong papasok sa CR taz tititigan daw sya.

Anak nang leche! Eh sitenta na ang mokong na to, nag-aambisyon pa?!

Remember that US Senator who was caught in an airport restroom? He’s a fruitcake!

Fruitcake! Huh! Ampohtah!

Hindi pala alam nang friendship na ako si Darna masquerading as Reyna Elena pag umaga at La Kapitana pag sapilitan na. Pano kaya pag sinabi kong…

Yo! Friendship! I’ve been fruitcake mula pa nung nakilala mo ko!

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annie November 12, 2009 at 1:06 am

hahaha pano kung mag ladlad ka sa harapan nya? sapukin ka kaya? hahaha LOL

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reynz Reply:

eto nga! ayoko nang makipag inuman ki friendship at baka isipin nilalasing ko ang mokong na to hehehe, eh german pa mandin ang asawa nito, baka upakan ako nyan hehehe

i cannot imagine na sa tinagal tagal nang frienship eh hindi man lang naamoy hahaha ayoko kasing sinusuknong korona ko sa kalye baka ipakilo nang mga tarantadong bata dito

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annie November 12, 2009 at 2:37 am

ang galing mo kasing mag tago…..kahit ako, dehins ko halata, ‘wag ka lang malalasing ng todo at bibigay ka!
pano ba naman…..pang romansa ang kaha mo! hahahahaha

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reynz Reply:

me ini-inom akong ibang klaseng prozac na nagiging min ang lola hehe
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annie November 12, 2009 at 2:40 am

kita ko wall picture mo sa FB………ohhh…la la….pinag kakaguluhan ka ng mga babae mo! hahahha

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reynz Reply:

ay day! mga frenship yan! yung naka-itim kasama ko sa Budapest, Hungary for 2 weeks hehehe
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Biannka November 13, 2009 at 8:25 am

My mouth watered merely looking at the pic
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