How’s the food?

by reynz on November 5, 2009

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So anyway, balik tayo dun sa “A day after the Halloween…” story.

Which was funny dahil hindi siguro to nabasa nung waitress: 50 Things Restaurant Staffers Should Never Do

“8. Do not interrupt a conversation. For any reason. Especially not to recite specials. Wait for the right moment.”

So, ayun, we were making chika to each other. Ako, si Chuva at si Joey.

Eto na ang waitress. Alam mo naman sila, a few seconds after na mag-landing ang mga plato at itirik ang mga tunidor, sulpot sila bigla and ask:

“How’s the food? Everything’s alright?”

It’s good. Sagot nang Joey. “Thank you!” Magalang na sagot nang Joelina. Pero pag todong gutom yan, hindi ganyan ang language nyan. Pag makita mo yan, para kang nanood nang paranormal.

“Oh! So you’re talking politics? I like politics.”

Tinginan kami ni Chuva. At ano naman kaya ang alam nya sa pulitika nang mga trapo sa Pilipinas?

Tuloy ang kwento. Me mga pahagakhak pa kami nang konti. Limitado. Me katabi kami. Baka pulis. And the topic swerves from politics to sex. Alam mo yon. Sex nang mga politicians I mean.

“How’s the food? Everything’s alright?”

Bumalik pala ang waitress! It’s good. Sagot uli nang Joey na kumaliwa ang kilay. So tuloy ang drama. Napag-kwentuhan nga namen yong Halloween party nang mga judings sa Philly. It was fun naman pala, although, kulang ang saya nila. Wala ang Cinderella… nang biglang…

“How’s the food? Everything’s alright?”

Ampohtah!~!@#$%^ (nag-init ako!)

Vacla wag mong saksakin!!!

Sigaw saken nang Joey.

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