Tumawag ang Joey.
Joey: Oi tikbalang, daan ako sa lugar mo. Me pupuntahan ako. Kain tau after.
Ako: Ah, ok. Saan tayo magkita?
Joey: Sa may Nifty Fifties. Andito na ako eh.
Ako: Ok. Andyan na ako.
Ala una y medya na nang hapon yun. So gora nga ako. Nifty Fifties. Full pack ang lugar na to pag weekends. Not sure bakit favorite to nang mga kano. Grease, oil, burger, french fries, talagang sasabog ang katawan mo. Eh, haller, mass produced foods den yon noh?
Joey: Gutom na talaga ako!
Ako: Sya, halika na!
Naupo kami. Ura-urada namang dumating ang waitress.
Waitress: Would you like to start out with a drink first?
Ako: I’d like to have coffee.
Joey: Me too.
So, ayun. Habang we were making chika to each other, nagbabasa kami nang menu. Making pili whatever it is that will ignite our taste buds. As if… I mean, sa trulala lang, McDo den ang itsura netong napuntahan namen noh? Haha!
Bumalik ang waitress:
Waitress: What would you like to have?
Joey: Can I still order breakfast?
Waitress: Sure.
Dito kasi sa barrio namen, kahit alas dose na nang hatinggabi, pwede ka pa ring mag-order nang breakfast.
Joey: I’d like to have the egg omelet, swiss cheese, with …
Daming inorder nyang kaartehan. Me chorizo pa. Whatever.
Matapos makuha ang order nang Joey, tumingin ang waitress saken.
Ako: I’d like to have a pasta primavera with no carrots and little slices of zucchini. I don’t want bell pepper. I want jalopeno. In thin strips. Heavy parmesan. A little bit of squash and tomatoes on the side.Waitress: Tumulo ang laway. Anything else? Lumiliyab na ang mata.
Ako: In that order.
Nakapamewang na ang iritadang waitress. Iba na ang tono nang boses. Tipong rap music.
Waitress: We do not have any pasta primavera here.
Ako: Oh! Ok. Fine. Ah… I’ll have 2 eggs, 1-sunny side up, 1-over easy, rye bread with butter on the side to the left, lettuce & tomatoes also to the right and give me also cheese on top of the rye bread, in that order.
Bonus: Smile
Waitress: Anything else?!~!@#$%
Ako: Can I have french toast instead? And… ahh… bacon?
Waitress: Which one should be on the left and facing west?
Umusok ang galet saken nang Joey. Kinaladkad ako palabas. Natakot na baka lagyan nang lason nung waitress ang pagkain namen.
Ako: Eh nagbibiro lang naman ako ah!
Joey: Tanga!
Nanigarilyo na lang kami. Umuusok pa rin ang tenga nang Joey.
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{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }
wahahaha anuba ang kulet! deamnding shet kung ako ang waiter iiwasan kita LOL at oo lalagayn ko ng lason ang order mo
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reynz Reply:
November 4th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
bakit ba? ano na ang nangyari nung customer is always right? hehe
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ahahahahaha ang kukulet, buti nakapagpigil pa yung waitress at di kayo napukpok isa isa hahaha
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Reyna Elena Reply:
November 5th, 2009 at 12:57 am
muntik na nga ako atang ipasok sa oven eh hehehe
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There is such a thing as dismissing a customer… baka ginawa ko sa iyo un kung ako ang naging waiter! lol… taray mo ateng!
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Reyna Elena Reply:
November 5th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
hahaha masarap paglaruan ang mga waitress lalo na pag medyo mainit ang ulo kaso ingat ka dahil nga baka lasunin ka hehehe i guess its not a good idea na okrayin sila hehe
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