Eto nga. Tumawag nang bumbero ang mga Jedi Bloggers.
Dahil nga TNT (tokwa na tokwa na talaga ako!) ako sa New Orleans, ang tinawag nang mga mokong eh yung bumberang tiga Houston. Akala, mayayanig ang fallopian tubes kong nakabitay between my legs.
“Oh – by the way, doesn’t Reynz live here in the States? I could’ve sworn I read that, and that we’re practically neighbors.”
Nangimbita pa ang puta! Feeling close bah.
So, Reynz, how ’bout it? Shall we sit down on Bourbon street and chat about this in a civilized manner over mudbugs and Hurricanes? Tell you what, next time a hurricane’s roaring up the Gulf, we’ll toss a coin and head to whichever of our cities ISN’T getting clobbered.v
Binasted ko nga. Salpok sa muka nung bumberang wala akong interes sa kanya. So, siempre, kelangan you must know kung sino tong uma-away seyo noh? So, gora ako sa website nung luka-luka. Bumalandra sa muka ko yong resume nang bulechera. Kinopya nang lola. Lahaaatt! At binasa ko. Gulantang ako sa nabasa ko… eto, isa sa ventitres na accomplishments nang luka-luka:
10. Demonstrated willingness to work overtime as required to complete several critical projects simultaneously, meeting established deadlines 26% under estimated hours and within budget.
Hahahaha! Doctorate daw sya. Professional eklavudachi writer ang chika. Pero, how in the world could one darn classify that as an accomplishment?! Demonstrated willingness to overtime? So, what happens if you must really, really have to work overtime dahil you have a critical deadline to finish? So, pag indi ka work overtime, ok lang and generally acceptable sa boss mo without bulyaw? Pano ba?! Hahaha!
So, ang ginawa ko. Gora den ako sa website nang lukaret. Ipasta ko nga at ibalandra sa muka nya ang mga kalechehan nya. Ganun lang right? Kung tatawagin mo ang kaaway mo nang kung ano anong kademonyohan, aba! Siguraduhin mong deretso’t matino ka, kundi lagot ka sa reyna! Of course! Sumabog ang ego’ng nasugatan nang bumbera at eto ang sinabi:
To RE, I have hidden your post because it is off-topic and irrelevant. Further, your unhealthy obsession with me is beginning to border on creepy and stalkerish. Again, I respectfully suggest that you concentrate your efforts elsewhere. If your harassment continues, I will have little choice but to pursue legal action..
Unhealthy obessession with her. Yun ang sabi ni buruka. The last time I checked? She has about 10 comments sa Barrio Siete and a link on my Yellow Ribbon. Worse, she posted a blog entry on our blog comments section. Plus with an invite to drink with her? I wonder who’s having one really, really bad and unhealthy obsession with Reyna Elena. Hahaha!
So yun, binasted ko nga, right? “I have no intent whatsoever to social climb with Jedi Winners and supporters like YOU who would blatant espouse this out of this world manipulations. That’s not so me.”, sabi ko.
Aww, damn. I was so hoping to be a rung on your social ladder. Not. Really, do you not know what “social climbing” means?
Ang kawawang cow gurl, she has no clue kung ano ang meaning nang social climbing sa Reyna Elena and Barrio Siete. At dito lumabas ang totoo, na racist pala ang demonyitang to.
And by the way, I don’t give a rat’s patootie about what’s “in” these days in New Orleans. I don’t care what’s “trendy,” “fashionable,” “in,” or “cool.” I don’t claim to “know the city.” I’ve been there many times, over many years. I suspect it’s changed a lot in the last few; I haven’t been there since just before Katrina. I hope I make it back before your Formosan invaders eat the place to the ground. According to most of the people I know who live in Louisiana, if I did know the city, I wouldn’t want to go there.
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napansin ko lang… lapitin ka ng gulo. hahaha!
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ang puso baka sumabog…. hehehe
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@iRonnie,
oo, lapitin ako nang mga buruka. kaya nga irita ako sa kasabihang, burds of the same feathers are all buruka hahaha! wala namang balat ang behind ko! ano baa! hahaha! nasa Barrio na ako, ginugulo pa rin ako hehehe
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@Mifinal,
hindi. wala akong pagmamahal sa mga relatives ni Hello Garci.
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mukhang walang katapusan ang gulo nyo, ha. hehehe..
hirap ng sikat, babatuhin at babatuhin ka. pero don’t you think the more you talk about them, the more nagiging feeling sikat mga yan. at times, you give them link juices. baka mag-improve SERP ng mga yan.
I have nothing against people doing the awards but sana, they don’t do it at the cost of blogs like yours. Ang dating eh, they piggy back on your popularity. Lumalabas yung pagka-insecure nila whenever they attack you.
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@superSawSaw,
i know that ang mga Jedi Winners na yan eh talagang ginamet ako me isa na obvious na obvious sa puro links pero yong isa naman, itago na lang naten sya sa pangalang “JAN GERONIMO” hahaha and true, naloko ako nang sang to! but that’s ok. lahat naman tayo nadadapa at nangu-ngud-ngud sa lupa. sanay na ako. tiga-barrio ata to.
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Oragon ka talaga Mahal na Reyna. Saludo ako sa tapang mo dugong bikolnon talaga. LOL
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do you know the First lady of US wears clothes from collection of Merona. OO TARGET!
Here is the link to the article. I so admire her..http://www.glamour.com/fashion/blogs/slaves-to-fashion/2009/08/do-you-shop-at-target-michelle.html
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natawa ako don sa sinasabi niyang obsessed ka sa kanya eh ang alam ko yung isang chippendale ka obsess eh. lols.
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kahit dito biglang umulan kagabi lalabas sana ako punta ng tindahan at bibili ng luto biglang tinangay agad ako ng hangin di bumalik na lang ako hindi ko sa canada tatangayin din ako ng hangin parang sa bikol bagyong ito akala ko kasi hindi mag paparos sa canada buti pa si siguro sa phila walang bagyo ano
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