SONA 2009: What to expect sa Oscar nang mga politicians!

by reynz on July 26, 2009

And so Gloria is back to report to the people her accomplices. Yes, it’s SONA 2009, the most awaited extravaganza to some trapolitas and trapolitos to show off. So, what can we expect from this show?

  1. Oskar dela rentahan gowns
  2. Didn’t you noticed? SONA has now become a spectacle of who’s got the priciest and leche-gantly designed gowns? Who knows baka mamaya, kaban pa nang bayan ang ibinayad to all of these Oskar ni-rentahan gowns! Make no mistake about all these gowns, hindi patatalo ang ibang mga meyor dyan! Tirahin ka ba naman nang budget cut! Ayun, wala syang gown. I hope, nadagdagan ang pork and bariles nya because nasusuka ako sa itsura.

    quirinomayor

  3. Uulan. Kikidlat kahit na hindi habagat
  4. Oo. An sabi sa walang Pag-Asa, Metro Manila and Southern Luzon will experience moderate rains on Monday, at pag nagsalita na si Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo sa kanyang final State of the Nation Address (Sona), mag-wawala ang low pressure area at magkakaron nang bagyo, babagsak ang ulan at magkakaron nang munting delubyo. At kahit na daw ang weder weder na to extends from Catanduanes to Bataan, the areas that are “likely to have rains… due to LPA” ay sa Senado, yan ang sabi nang chief of the country’s weather bureau. Pramis, yon talaga ang nabasa ko.

  5. Bigger crowd! Expect 40% increase!
  6. Una, balita ko puro mga Iglesia ni Kristo and dadalo hahaha! Bigla ba namang bigyan nang opisyal non-working holiday ang mga Iglesia ni Kristo. Neks, of course, expect batallion of protesters. beside classes are suspended at all public and private pre-school, elementary and high schools in NCR. Oh, di maraming tiga-falakfak.

  7. Fafalakfakan si Vagni
  8. Hindi mawawala ang story ni Eugenio Vagni, yong Italian worker nang International Committee of the Red Cross (ICRC) na dinekwat nang mga extremist na muslim na rebelde sa Sulo mula pa nung January, at biglang nakalaya sa halagang P50,000???

  9. Fafalakfakan ang chepanggang medisina
  10. Umuusok ang deal or no deal daw si Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo sa mga transnational drug companies nung laswik! Kelangan pa bang ime-morize that this was intended for SONA? Expect na ipa-pahayag nya ang cheaper and accessible chorvaley eklavu prozac tablets para sa mga nasosobrahang kumurakot.

  11. Pst! Matrapik that day!
  12. Nakikita ko sa dalwang bolang kristal kong nakabitin that police will implement a rerouting scheme in Calabarzon (Cavite, Laguna, Batangas, Rizal, Quezon) on Monday in anticipation of heavy traffic buildup due to two big events scheduled that day. Merong 95th Grand Anniversary at Ashton Fields in Barangay Tulo, Calamba City, from 6 p.m. to 12 midnight ang mga Iglesia ni Kristo, and of course, ang lola nyong si Gloria eh merong kokak nang State of the Nation Address.

These are the things ang ini-expect kong makikita ko sa kawa na pinag-iinitan ko.

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Barrio Siete » Blog Archive » SONA 2009: Party time sa Batasan
July 26, 2009 at 3:07 pm

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Snow July 26, 2009 at 2:31 pm

Tumfak na tumfak Mahal na Reyna ang iyong obserbasyon! ;)

Hay naku… super parada talaga ang mga politicians natin bukas kasi nga naman may media exposure…. At pramis, moro-moro yang mga yan bukas! If I know, gusto lang nilang mapansin sa telebisyon dahil malapit na naman ang halalan na ayaw rin yatang matuloy ng magsasalita bukas… *grin* :D
.-= Snow´s last blog ..Touch a Blogger: Tie a Yellow Ribbon for Cory Aquino! =-.

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Maldito July 26, 2009 at 6:33 pm

SONA should be an event that will get nations respect to the government…

but sa mga nakikita ko, Pilipinas governent is one hell of a circus and politicians are all but a big joke.

sana bangungut lang to.

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Tyrone | Millionaire Acts July 26, 2009 at 10:49 pm

Natawa naman ako dyan sa picture na yan Reynz! Photoshop ba yan? Haha…
.-= Tyrone | Millionaire Acts´s last blog ..I Was Invited For a Financial Planning Seminar =-.

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lani July 27, 2009 at 12:23 am

In fairview, ok namn ang trafik flow this morning. Maayos naman dahil madaming nag aayos ng trapiko. At dahil bata-batalyong sundalo at pulis ang nakakalat sa aming barangay at commonwealth ave, bait-baitan ang mga motorists. Mangilan-ngilan pa lang ang mga rallyist. Ok lang ako kahit di agad makauwi mamaya dahil sa mga rally dahil anuman ang isinisigaw nila, yun din ang gusto ko isigaw. Sana nga, GMA wil do ala-Cory in her supposedly last sona. Remember Cory in her last sona bidded goodbye to all the Filipino people and reminded all the congressmen of their soon to end term. Wala akong gusto marinig kay GMA but goodbye and a promise she will not run in any public office.

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Angel Cuala July 27, 2009 at 12:39 am

Sa totoo lang, SONA is a good way of report of a president to the people about his/her accomplishments and plans for the future.

However, nawalan na ng tiwala ang karamihan kay GMA. And yes, nagiging fashion show na lang ito.

It’s nice to be back…
.-= Angel Cuala´s last blog ..I Now Own a Problogger Book =-.

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Glo July 27, 2009 at 12:41 am

yup. tiyak oscar awards yan reynz!
.-= Glo´s last blog ..pumayat daw ako! =-.

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Dinah July 27, 2009 at 6:20 am

korek, Oscars talaga itech! kasi puro pag-arte na lang ang binibigyang parangal. at naku, siguradong hahaba ang ilong ni GMA dyan!
.-= Dinah´s last blog ..Finally, A Tutubi. =-.

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Ely July 27, 2009 at 11:01 am

Down ang Barrio Siete?
.-= Ely´s last blog ..Pinikpikan =-.

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purple angel July 27, 2009 at 11:29 am

hay nakush..!!ganyan na tlga yang si PGMA….hindi na mababago..hooooh..kh8 mg’yelo pa ang impyerno..jajaja…wish koh lng tlga na lahat ng nasaSONA ay gawin nya..hayy..!!!!
.-= purple angel´s last blog ..SONA 2009: What to expect sa Oscar nang mga politicians! =-.

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pehpot July 27, 2009 at 12:25 pm

trulalu lalo na sa expect heavy traffic today..
.-= pehpot´s last blog ..The Wedding Accident =-.

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yami July 28, 2009 at 1:07 am

Resulta ng Sona sa partner ko: Nagmistula siyang guide ng fx driver para lang makalabas sa buhol na trapiko sa commonwelt.

Paano Malapit na raw sila sa Don Antonio nang biglang maglipatan ang mga raliyista from north to south bound nagulantang daw ang mga lespu sa kaganapan kaya ang mga pobreng sasakyan pinabalik kung saan sila nagmula.

Kung taktika naman ng mga raliyista ‘yon, okay lang naman walang kaso don ang siste maluwag na raw sa pinanggalingan nilang side bkit kailangan pang lumipat sa kabila na naging dahilang upang pabweltahin ng pulis ang lahat ng sasakyan at paikutin sa ibang lugar, kawawa naman po ang kapwa manggagawa niyo na kailangang makarating sa oras ng trabaho. Gaya ng partner ko na isa ring manggagawa at commuter. Wala kaming sasakyan kaya dependent sa public transport.

‘Yun lang naman po. Peace sa mga anti-Sona rallyist.
.-= yami´s last blog ..Photohunt: Utensils =-.

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Fr. Felmar Castrodes Fiel, svd August 24, 2009 at 6:38 am

welcome back to the blogosphere, your highness!

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