I went to Barnes & Noble today and look what I saw. “Men Are Stupid … And They like Big Boobs: A Woman’s Guide to Beauty through Plastic Surgery” by Joan Rivers.
Damn shit! I’m sure, there are stupid men. But hey, there are also stupid women who have had bizillian plastic surgeries like Joan Rivers! In fairness, I’m sure there are also a lot of smart men who would not dare give Joan Rivers a shit glance who’s more like a very bad form of alien who landed on earth! This woman has had all forms of plastic surgery that he deserves to be deported back to the Kling-on Galaxy and I’m sure part of her brain has already been mixed with melted Tupperware. I just find her book repulsive, insulting and offensive just like her. Who would take advice from this woman anyway?! Definitely, not me. The size and shape of my balls are just perfectly fine.
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i guess in her line of business she really had to compete and be noticed just like Suzanne Sommers, pero kung naging artista din ako, hindi ako mag papacosmetic surgery, unique yata ang fez ko, kukuhanin ko sa aking abilidad to charm the audience, im sure these men who are stupid are just a handful, otherwise there will be no regular families that procreate if theyre only after the boobsies and kahit na alternative family pa im sure theyre not gonna be after how big is the balls of their partner but how sensitive and caring to each other. eh kasi nga manhid na siya with all the plastic inside her body, siguro pag namatay siya hindi siya agad madedecompose
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reynz Reply:
February 8th, 2009 at 2:23 am
hahahaha check this out! eto nakita ko
http://teens.aol.com/style/celebrity-plastic-surgery
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Yeah…. these men are stupid.. i am glad i am not a men… hahaha i am a man.. kidding.
Anyway, maybe men are stupid.. why would they like boobs? What’s in those boobs? hahaha!
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reynz Reply:
February 8th, 2009 at 2:26 am
hahaha no clue either! am the wrong person to ask what’s in there hahaha
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Hey, whats wrong with big boobs???????????…….. I like them big………but don’t tell me i’m stupid…………….I’m a milk drinker………hehehe…………My balls are also in perfect shape you know…………………..Where’s the beer…….actually they are the ones who are stupid…………..Imagine goin under the knife and everything just to impress the men…..with balls…………………..Take off that bra……………hehehe……………….now who’s stupid?????
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reynz Reply:
February 8th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
maaa! ewan ko! wag ako ang tanungin mo tungkol sa boobs hahahaha! besides, boobs pa ba yong sa libro na yan ni Joan Rivers? di ba lobo sya??? hahaha
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This is a little off-topic but not quite especially when we talk about Arroyo’s alipores who defended her being “snobbed” for the nth time by Prez Obama. What’s the buzz there kasi nakakahiya na to na kahit acknowledgement man lang during the Prayer Breakfast, pffft!
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Ma Ba O Reply:
February 8th, 2009 at 9:08 am
It is because GMA’s boobs are like sunny side up eggs………..Imagine……….pulutan…pwe
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reynz Reply:
February 8th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
hahaah! i was gonna write about it
kaso most of the blogs i read wrote about that alreasy
eh eto nga ang drama:
pauwi na ang arroyo when the whole plans changed at biglang may i fly sa US dahil nga sa prayer breakfast, Obama was there, kaso wez nya nakita hahaha
ano pa nga ang drama kundi hulihin si Obama for that magical pic na pwedeng gamitin sa bayan, just like that Hillary pic, am sure nakabalandra na yan everywhere
truth is Obama does not like Gloria, period. hahahah
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we have this what we called “BODY DYSMORPHIC DISORDER” ah kind of disorder which a person is not contented what he/she looks.. eg. piling nya maliit boobs nya, so palalakihin nya.. para xang walang kakontentohan sa figure nya, lagi nya hinahanapan ang sarili nya ng defect..
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reynz Reply:
February 8th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
hahaha marami nyan dito sa amerika, di mo na alam kung tao pa kausap mo hahah Joan Rivers alone pag tiningnan mo suso nya sa libro – leche! parang lobo hahaha nakakatakot hahaha
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Yan na ba si Joan Rivers?!?!
Nakabasa ako ng isang book nya…Yung The Life and Times of Heidi Abromowitz….
Tawa ako ng tawa sa book na yun. As in INSANE.
Pero hindi ko na-anticipate na MAS INSANE pa siya ngayon kaysa sa character niyang si Heidi Abromowitz…
*facepalm*
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reynz Reply:
February 8th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
mas nakakatawa yong mukha nya right after one of those cosmetic surgery hahaha indi naman ngumingiti, pero parating smile hahaha
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Silver Reply:
February 9th, 2009 at 1:44 am
Hahahahah….
Ano yung mother highness…parang yung golden cat na laging nag-wawave sa harap ng store?…
LOL
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Actually women are also stupid. Look at this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/04/worlds-biggest-breasts-sh_n_163992.html
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reynz Reply:
February 8th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
hahaha! i posted the video Toungue! hahaha
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Mine is 40B – I guess that’s not that big pero I find it really insulting pag yung kausap ko nakatingin sa chest ko instead na sa face ko. Weird talaga ng ibang guys. O_O
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Ma Ba O Reply:
February 12th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
That is BIG!!!!! nice to meet you……………….
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I think the most stupid of person is Joan Rivers herself. Who else… with breasts that cannot milk..
hahaha
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