Kumbaya! Am your sleazy blogger, the proud whore blogger! Wishing you all a prosperous Happy New Year!
(This is New Year’s Celebration here in my lovely City of Philadelphia)
It’s that time of the year once again, together forever, one another. It’s time to reflect to all what we did last summer. So, here’s my very realistic goals. One fucked up delusional attempt to make your world and my world a happy place. Kaya lang, nag-se-self-destruct sya, once new bugbug drama or elitistang galet sa ayta, hits the airwaves. It’s time to abandon last year’s promises, but never the hot men. Keep them. Malamig. Kelangan naten!
Ready for my 10-Point?
- On public governance
- On poverty
- On politics
- On education
- On sports
- On travel
- On employment
- On morality
- On being myself
- On blogging.
I start with my number one rant and just like Cory, I say, “I’m sorry”. But they’re all corrupt na ata, me natitira pa ba? They will continue to corrupt. Ontouchables pa. Justice justice drama, palalayain at patatawarin lang pala. Laws were made for low people??? Panloloko here and everywhere. Nakaw dito, nakaw there, ultimo fertilizer for the farmers. That’s what it is in the Flippines, the land of Flips. I wish the Flips, flips back to normal and fight for justice, equality and liberty.
Sinong nagsabing me poverty?! Go on. Just multiply! Leche! Make babies exponentially. Marami namang kalye to sing merry Christmas.
The Pangandamans, role model nang mga sangganong pulitiko, bullyguards and everything, they are family. I wish justice to the De La Paz. And may all these demonyong mga pulitiko mag ka trobol trobol that would last as long as their New Year’s resolutions.
Erroneous high school books?! No, they’re not. Tanungin mo ang mga Impakto sa gobyerno. Garbage in, garbage out. Next chapter, please!
Bullet-proof, come in complete military regalia, golf carts out! Drive an armored vehicle, better yet a fucking tank! No flight mates, infantry brigade is better. Then, you’re ready to play golf at the at Valley Golf and Country Club where people don’t know how to talk. They play balls but they have no balls. Leche, lahat ba nang tao sa Valley Golf, kinapon?!
Enjoy the Philippines. Learn how to get around Masiu City. It’s rather really easy. Pretty much it’s GET IN, GET OUT.
When everyone is losing their jobs, including your neighbor, that’s what you call recession. But when some fucked up employment and recruitment agency in Manila, collected placement fee seyo and flew you to Zamboanga at sinabing nasa Saudi Arabia ka na? That’s depression dahil ginawa kang tanga. Mag-ingat mga kapwa ko mahal ko sa mga lintang buwaya.
Stick to the proper behavior all throughout the year. Get drunk. Trust me baby. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve. Everyone gets so drunk that you can kiss the person next to you pati na asawa mo. Sa party, lapitan mo ang pinagka-gwapo. But make sure hindi sya labi nang putang kaaway mo.
I wanna get laid. And I need suso to augment my personal development. Para di na maghanap nang mga mamacita ang mga boylets ko. But I wish there will be Buy one, Take one. One lang ang kaya nang bulsa ko sa punyetang pinansyal krisis na to
Magbabago na ako. Titino na ako. Pang-o-okray is gone. Pramis. I could see it Madam Auring. Peks man. In Pinoy blogging, World Peace is coming. Indi na ako makikipag-away.
I’m fine, thank you!
Happy New Year to all my former classmates at George Washington and Temple University! Hahaha! Someone found me here! Happy New Year’s Mia from the University of Pennsylvania! Happy New Year’s also to my friend Vlad of Moldova who’s now working in London. They just told me that they’re reading my blog. Hahaha! Hello, how do you do also to my relatives reading my blog! Lahat dito true story! Hak hak hak!
May you all have a very prosperous and a very happy new year!
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Ciao Reynz,
Hope you get to fulfil number 9! Dapat ipagsindi yan ng kandila hahaha!
Happy New Year and Happy 2009 Blogging! My virtual hugs and kisses bukas after the countdown ha!
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reynz Reply:
December 30th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
hahaha i’ll do my best to get fulfilled haha! happy 2009 blogging to all you in Italy!
reynz´s last blog post..2008: reyna elena dot com: year in review
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Happy New Year, I e-mailed you the copy of the mega lotto sana manalo tayo. Ang aking sentence for the day is “Everything will be alright!”
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lcm Reply:
December 30th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
you’re welcome, oh hige, punta na akong Kaiser at meron akong bunion kalalakad sa Powell
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reynz Reply:
December 30th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
me kulang! ba’t walang distribution ratio? waaa! ayoko nang Piso! gusto ko 99% akin 1% iyo hahaha
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thank you for being a special part of my 2008. sana maging matiwasay ang iyong 2009. at sana manalo ka sa lotto dayyy!
ps, keep those wars coming hahahhaha
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reynz Reply:
December 31st, 2008 at 3:25 am
hahaha thank you for coloring my book hahaha leche no more war! world peace na! ayoko nang ma-hack ang site ko! busy ang kotseng kuba! hahaha!
reynz´s last blog post..2008: reyna elena dot com: year in review
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Happy New Year!
May the coming year be full of blessings for you and your familia!
I wish you all the best in love, work, happiness, frenemies.. lol!
Lots of love and kisses! =)
Reezen TOT´s last blog post..Poverty…
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reynz Reply:
December 31st, 2008 at 3:26 am
reezen! happy new year! baka magkita tayo sa city! i wanna be a whore on new years day! hahahaha!
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Reezen TOT Reply:
December 31st, 2008 at 3:41 am
Hahahaha im going to maldita’s! sige pimp kita! =)
Reezen TOT´s last blog post..Poverty…
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reynz Reply:
December 31st, 2008 at 3:45 am
gurl!!! number 8! it always work! hahaha! kahit na noon pa
sa World Fusion hahaha ask mo sister mo kung anong
klaseng pag-puputa ang ginawa namen dun nung new years
eve hahahaha!!!!
reynz´s last blog post..2008: reyna elena dot com: year in review
salamat salamat kamahalan, ayoko na sana mag comment pa kasi ngayon kolang napansin ganda ng lucky number ko oh 69 at gusto ko sana mapanatili till pagpapalit ng taon yang nakakabit sa name ko na 69 kaso diko talaga kapalarang abutin ng 2009 na naka 69.
Happy new year to you at sanay umulan ng boylet dyan at ng my pang media noche kang masagana…cheers!
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reynz Reply:
December 31st, 2008 at 4:44 am
hak hak hak ba’t 69? mi pinahihiwatig ka ba? hahaha! happy new year! at i know kelangan kong saluhin lahat nang babagsak saken sa taong to! basta! papahalay ako ngayong new years! hahaha!
reynz´s last blog post..2008: reyna elena dot com: year in review
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closed down na ang world fusion! sa bagong place na ni maldita! i’ll call you! =)
Reezen TOT´s last blog post..Poverty…
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reynz Reply:
December 31st, 2008 at 4:43 am
matilduh! hindi maldita hahaha di ka papasukin nun! baka singilin ka $100 instead na $50 hahahaha
reynz´s last blog post..2008: reyna elena dot com: year in review
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Hoy Reyna Elena,
Binati mo na lahat ng New Year’s wishes ang lahat, nakalimutan mo si Tita Nitz. Ikaw sa guapo lang tumitingin, itatakwil na yata kita.
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reynz Reply:
December 31st, 2008 at 4:42 am
o ayan! leche kasi walang regalo! alam namang hungry ang tao hahahaha! sorry sabi ni tita cory! hahaha
reynz´s last blog post..2008: reyna elena dot com: year in review
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Hello Reynz,
Happy New Year sa iyo and I wish you all the happiness this coming 2009.
Love, hugs and kisses,
Snow
p.s. ipagdadasal ko na makakita ka na ng boylet promise! ^_^
Snow´s last blog post..Happy New Year! ^_^
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reynz Reply:
December 31st, 2008 at 9:59 am
happy new year to you and your family snow! at sana true na mangyari ang sinabi mo hehehe
reynz´s last blog post..2008: reyna elena dot com: year in review
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Wow, sorry I haven’t dropped by lately…. (been away from blogging on/off).
Well, Happy New Year to you!
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reynz Reply:
December 31st, 2008 at 9:59 am
happy new year fuityoaty!
reynz´s last blog post..2008: reyna elena dot com: year in review
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Wish you #9, kung walang buy one take one, hanap ka na lang ng 50% discount.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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reynz Reply:
December 31st, 2008 at 10:00 am
happy new year elyong! sana mangyari ang number 9 sa pinas at amerika hehehe
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oy, may lotto ticket ka? gzd lak at isama mo kami sa balato!
sa totoo lang, i can feel it na. i am dreaming the impossible for impossible dreams would come true this 2009!
manigong bagong taon sa ating lahat!
ps. ganun na ba ka grabe ang zamboanga at mukha na syang saudi? huh
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reynz Reply:
December 31st, 2008 at 3:56 pm
eto nga ini-intay ko ang lorena! baka itinakbo na ang pina-nalunan namen sa las vegas hahaha!
i am uber excited kengs! i hope i wish na good tidings talaga this year!
yong sa zamboanga as saudi – noh, madami lang nalokong mga OFW na ibinaba dun nang mga tarantadong recruiters. mga nagbayad pa nang placement fee
reynz´s last blog post..2008: reyna elena dot com: year in review
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I agree to all except number 10 – mang okray kapa din. Hehehe. Good people go to heaven first kaya be bad. Haha.
Kidding aside, the best thing I got from blogging is meeting interesting people like you. So here’s wishing you even more controversies in 2009. LOL. More power and happy new year to you too!
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reynz Reply:
December 31st, 2008 at 3:53 pm
interesting ha? hahaha! apply kaya ako sa circus haha! dami ko nang threats noh? baka tuluyang erase ang blog ko, mahal mag tayo nang print publication hahah happy new year and it was certainly nice meeting you!
reynz´s last blog post..2008: reyna elena dot com: year in review
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wala talaga ako sa listahan, inisa-isa kio…huhuhuhu
hapi nyu yir pa rin
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reynz Reply:
December 31st, 2008 at 3:39 pm
luis,
update ko wag kang iiyak hahaha! i moved the links kasi from the page to the sidebar and i copied the wrong one hahaha! leche! sabi ni cory “I’m sorry!” yaan mo edit ko na sya! hahabol pa to sa new years hahaha!
reynz´s last blog post..2008: reyna elena dot com: year in review
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Happy New Year Madame! Kahit ano pang sabihin mo, your 2008 was one of the best years — mas sikat ka pa sa Megastar!
Hayaan mo – 20009 will be even better.. dahil baka Britney Spears na ang level mo by February – - with a great comeback…
Wishing you all prosperity and love in the coming year.. sana may mapatid ka ng boylet na ipagluluto mo araw araw, pag-aaralin ng nursing.. at – higit sa lahat… maghahari sa kaharian mo….
Chuva
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reynz Reply:
December 31st, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Britney Spears?! Ngek! U mean kelangan ko nang magpa landscape?! hahaha! Me no like! hahaha!
Happy New Year at di ko pa alam kung saan ako rarampa mamaya, leche! Nag-iisnow sa bundok namen!!
Happy New Year to you! Sana magkatotoo hula mo! At alam ko darami pera at boylets naten this year! Hahaha
reynz´s last blog post..2008: reyna elena dot com: year in review
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Happy New Year. Mukhang Wp Link Love ah, pwede bang maki-gaya, dahil di ko nabibisita ang aking WP LL, pasali sa special attention deficit ateng! I’m the quintessential KSP. Kyut Sexy at Puro ____. hahaha
Where’s the party, para makapag-crash kami. Coz’ ours? We’re playing poker like Honey Bunches of old folks? Wanna joins? I’ll give ya ten poker chips fer free.
Thanks for letting me be a part of your blog world this last 08.
More power to you on 09.
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reynz Reply:
December 31st, 2008 at 5:59 pm
happy new year and more chocolates this year! edited ko na sya! mali kasi ang nakopya ko hahaha sorry! enjoy some watosi nights tonite!
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Ay nalimutan ko, ano kaya ang requirements para makapaglagay ng buttones ng OFW mong Logo sa aking site? Para graced by beauty ang site ko.
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reynz Reply:
December 31st, 2008 at 6:00 pm
copy mo lang yung code and just paste it, yun ba yun?
reynz´s last blog post..2008: reyna elena dot com: year in review
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Mahalia Reply:
December 31st, 2008 at 8:10 pm
thanks Reynz, I’ll post your logo now na. I’m excited may bago akong logo. Tis going to be a very good year indeed! Yay!
Mahalia´s last blog post..Hunting for Size 12s
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reynz Reply:
December 31st, 2008 at 10:11 pm
thanks! mahalia! happy new year! yeap! susuwertehin tayo this year! hahaha!
reynz´s last blog post..2008: reyna elena dot com: year in review
Happy New Year!!
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reynz Reply:
December 31st, 2008 at 10:09 pm
may the best of all the best goes to all the gwapo gamers of all hahahah happy new year!!!
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happy new year ate reynz, sana wag ka magbabago. hindi ko nagustuhan ang resolution mo sa blogging. sana maging bruha ka pa rin. paano na ang mundo kung mababawasan ng mga angelic na bruha. lol
ate, isali mo naman ang ganda ko sa links mo. please? hihihihi
mel beckham´s last blog post..Happy New Year!
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reynz Reply:
December 31st, 2008 at 10:10 pm
mel! happy new year! they’re all in there now! many thanks! hahaha! talagang gusto mo kong maging butangera?! hahahaha!!! pag-iisipan ko nang matindi hehehe
reynz´s last blog post..2008: reyna elena dot com: year in review
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Happy new Year..
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reynz Reply:
January 1st, 2009 at 8:11 pm
happy new year dexter!
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Pewede ba akong sumali sa listahan mo he he he
Dexter | Tech At Hand Dot Net´s last blog post..Happy New Year To All
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reynz Reply:
January 1st, 2009 at 8:12 pm
not a problem at all! edit ko sya!
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Happy New Year to you and to your family and boylets Reynz! Wishing you all the best this year.
Sana manalo tayong lahat sa lotto.
Amor´s last blog post..Happy New Year!
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reynz Reply:
January 1st, 2009 at 8:13 pm
happy new year Amor! bumili ka lang parati nang tiket hehehe
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hehehe…. ang damng nakakapansin sa no. 9, di ba pwede pa-lay away?
Happy New Year Reynz!
Roy´s last blog post..New year… new hope…. naaah!
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reynz Reply:
January 1st, 2009 at 8:13 pm
check ko kung merong lay-away hahaha happy new year roy!
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i couldn’t agree more with your 10-point!
aylaveet! mwah reyna 
winner ka talaga.
ibyang´s last blog post..Thank You 2008!
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reynz Reply:
January 2nd, 2009 at 1:59 pm
thank you ibyang! happy new year!!
reynz´s last blog post..Kick the Rat, let’s welcome the Ox, Happy New Year!
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Happy New Year Reynz!!!
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reynz Reply:
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:00 pm
wala na atang tigil ang pagyaman naten dyan Leo! sana tuluyang sumabulat pa ang swerte sayo this coming year hahaha happy new year!
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