(L-R [Jing, Pusa, Reynz, Malen, Mitchie])
What can I say, it’s been one crazy year of blogging. Yet, no doubt, despite all the flames that burned on the internet, this was were I met the best bloggers around through some never ending social climbing! Yes, this is a virtual world, but make no mistake, the feelings are real and the communities are real and boy those EB’s are exciting! So, let me take you on what I did and what they did this year.
This is my 2008: Year in Review.
January 2008
Matindi ang pasok nang 2008. We found out na me mali pala sa Social Climbing Lessons ni Reyna Elena. Like that was not enough, I earned the ire of one former reyna reader. Then, Miss Alpay, the titser went ballistic and was bloody angry with me. But we had fun. Ginulo naten ang airwaves nang London! Not once, but nang-gulo pang muli tayo sa United Kingdom.
February 2008
Kagulo ang reyna world nung sinabi kong mag-huhubad ako! Marami palang manyak dito! Sumemplang tuloy ang paghuhubad ko sa isang social climbing chorva nang magsimula ang okrayan. Nagwala ang isang former reader again sa isang nakakalokang patimpalak nang reyna. Na-depress ang lola. Ginawan ko nang paraan, palpak. Kaya nag-drive ako sa kahabaan nang New Jersey Turnpike. There na-meet ko ang isang pulis na akala ko interesado sa beauty ko. Gwapo sya. Matipuno. Husband material. Pero hindi sya ang aking I love you! Muli na naman akong nang-gulo sa airwaves nang United Kingdom, nung marinig mga paparazzi ang boses ko, sila na mismo ang nagtago.
(Ambo, [forgot her name], Malen, Kathleen, Beng, [forgot her name], Reynz)
March 2008
Mabuti di ako nabato nang sapatos nung i-announce ko ang winners nang Social Climbing Awards!. Nalungkot ako sa nangyari, nag-muni-muni ako sa dati kong “What is life” in Barrio Siete. Yes, honey, meron din kaming Lifestyle dun, bakeet? Anong akala nyo? Kahit we eat kamoteng kahoy, pookee nyo, we are also successful.
(Kathleen, Beng, Malen, Reynz, and Gilliam)
April 2008
Chomorva ang isang blogger about moral righteousness ek-ek. So, I dissected the scammer’s diary and found out that all he wrote were nothing but ignorance and scam hoax stories. Ganun kalupet ang pasok nang Avril. Chinorva-chorva ako ngayon nang isang blogger. Sa Manila kasi, maraming Blog Gangsters. But you know me, I’m always happy and gay!
May 2008
Since I heard na ritzy ang Beng, I social climbed her to the max kaya may I visit ko sya in Davao with Ambo and Malen. Namulot kami nang perlas and pearly shells. Nasunod ang aking wish na maging sirena. Kapuy gyud kaayo, pero tuloy tuloy na ako eh naging engkanto sa Davao River. Natuloy din ang lecheng On and Off EB chorva at na-meet ko ang so many walastik and fantastik reyna readers and Manila bloggers sa Greenbelt Makati.
(Andy, Reynz, Flip, Chuva Chienes, Joey)
June 2008
When you’re up there, sabi nga ingat dahil mahangin dahil, you might fall down there. Kaya mas malufeet ang pasok nang June. Pinasok and bahay ko sa Pasig nang Akyat Bahay Gucci Gang! I was bloody angry like hell. Then I started contemplating is it time to quit your job?
(Ely )
July 2008
So, I quit my ugly fucking job! The worst job I ever had in my entire life! And the worst boss I ever ran across in hell! I was offerred a teaching position in Manila. It won’t work. I drove to Rehoboth Beach, Delaware para mag-muni muni. Meanwhile, ginulo ang blog life ko nang mga estudyante sa Pinas nang SONA 2008.
(Malen, Maru, Chona, Reynz, Pusa, Ambo, Gabriel, Ruthie, Sherliez)
August 2008
Walang World Peace in August. Napagalitan ang Reyna na I am the worst role model nang mga Filipina Women! The nerd!!! Meanwhile, kelangan ko palang maghanap nang trabaho. So… lumipad ako nang Chicago for an interview. Go sa Washington DC for another interview Nag-pugay ki Pareng Arnel Pineda.
(Sherliez, Ruthie, Malen (Gurl! What happened here?! Hahaha! )
September 2008
Boring ang pasok nang September. Akala ko, wala nang thrill ang blogging. Mali ang akala ko. Biglang sumambulat at nagkagulo sa Philippine Blog Awards Chorva na sinimulan nang aking kuro kuro about The Philippines Best Five Blog Entries. Tuluyang nagkagulo ang mundo nang Pinoy Blogosphere. Nahuli ko sa Plurk: niyari-yari ako. Pati entry ko mali-mali ang bulitas nang isang tao. Up to now, wez ko knowing kung nagkaron nang World peace sa Pinoy Blogosphere.
Meron den akong sinulat tungkol ki Sarah Palin na hindi magpapatulog sa isang reader for 4 months.
On the side, naghahanap pa rin ako nang work in Philadelphia. Kahit telepono job interview pa rin galing Chicago. Bumalik ako sa Chicago for the final interview. World Peace! Binigay saken ang trabaho! Niloko lang pala ako nang mga tarantado sa Crook County nang Chicago dahil babawiin din lang pala ang trabaho.
October 2008
Sumabulat ang krisis pinansyal, inikspleyn ko ang drama chorva sa Understanding Subprime and the US Housing Market tuloy, naging bomba star na ang lola nyo! Hindi lang ako, pati na si Kengkay, si Buraot na anak ni mang kulapo, at si Froilan. Litong lito pa rin ang madlang audience people kung sino ako. Kaya, gumawa ako nang sarili kong Harry Potter, The movie of my life.
Hinimatay saken ang audience ni Badoodles. Ang kulet kulet ko raw, kaya nadagukan ako nang 2008 Philippines 10 Best Humor Chorvalais.
Umuwi ako sa Pasig. Seat 1-B, first class chorvalais. Leche. Napagalitan ako. One spectacular world class chorvalais sa Global City ang ginawa ko pag-uwi ko. Nag-attend nang military wedding, walang katapusang social climbing sa mga tiga-Manila, pati na Makati Shangrila, hindi yan makakalibre sa Reyna. Of course, kahit na sa gitna nang social climbing, wez ko forget ang aking payrents. Tingnan nyo naman daming mangungutong sa Manila Memorial Park.
November 2008
Si Obama Presidente na. Pero sa blogging world, mga bloggers naghahanap pa rin nang holy grail. Nagwala ang mga kalapating mababa ang lipad, mga angel na karton ang pakpak. Lumabas ang Interview with the Vampire!, wala atang bumili nang mga dyaryo sa Manila. Hindi ko na kasalanan kung nalugi ang Manila Bulletin. Kumandidato na ako as the next 1st Woman President of the Philippines. Leche! Hi-nak ang site koo!!! Mabuti na lang andyan si Tita Poorsya at si Super Hopia.
(Jhun, Jeff, Reynz, Dondon, Obet, [forgot his name])
December 2008
Matapos ma-hack, Hello world! Eto na naman ang Reyna Elena! Hahaha! Kaya, tuloy ang Political Santacruzan at mas lalong di mawawala ang Royal Blog Santacruzan. Magulo ang pasko. Sumambulat yong story nang gurl na chinorva chorva yong mga Aeta. Lumabas den yong mga self-righteous bloggers trying to clean up Pinoy Blogosphere, although binawi nya sinabi nya. Kumpirmado ang hinala namen all these years sa trulalalng ginagawa nang ibang mga bloggers sa Land of Chorvaloo kaya gyera sila-sila. Meanwhile, tinitira den pala ako sa blogosphere by some Moonbats blogflying on the Hill nang hindi ko alam! At ako pa ang inisyuhan nang warning dahil me associates pala sya chorvaloo. Kiver! Tuloy ang pasko, kahit mag-isa ako at wala ang sinta ko! When for a moment you thought na malapit na ang World Peace, nam-bugbug ang tarantadong mayor nang kawawang tatay at bata. Pakatapos nang sorry, sorry ni Tita Cory, me mga lider pa ba sa Pinas? Wala. Puro lang drama. Mag-ingat na lang tayo sa mga nag-lalarong mga politikong sanggano.
Therefore, May I Conclude
Pretty much, bwan-bwan it’s raining gravel and sand here. It’s such a bad, bad year mga kunichiwa. Pag walang gulo, hina-hak naman ang site ko. Ba’t naging war freak ang site ko? No clue. Pramis. This is not the Valley Golf and Country Club of Antipolo. Wala naman akong war funding sa kongreso at lalong wala ki Osama Bin Laden ang hosting nito. The only reason why je suis maligaya is because of all of you and all these people I plastered here. HAPPY NEW YEAR, stay away from golf courses, sungka na lang and hope for WORLD PEACE at ingat sa pagbisita sa palasyo ko. Maraming nag-babatuhan dito. Hahaha!
I don’t have any intention to marry anyone of you, but for a price beginning $50,000 I might change my mind, but just the same, I love you all, mga leche kayo! Hahaha!
Happy New Year!
Keep social climbing alive!
I’ll see you all next year!
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hahahahahha pasaway ka, world peace na nga! mainit at kumukulo ang dugo ko dahil sa golf mauling na yan pero napatawa mo ko. ayaw mo ba sa $3 ko hehehehe ang hirap ng dinanas ko no bitbit ang botelya ko ng pennies para lang madonate sa mga boylets mo tas snob mo lang pala yan lang nakayanan ko no tiis ha dyan (sabay irap)… pano ko nga sya send email mo sa kin address mo bilis nabili na ko ng christmas card for for next yr (ateng lahat eh 70% so ready na ko for 2009)
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reynz Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
hello there miss north carolina!!! hahaha! i swear! mang-ookray at itutuloy ko pa rin ang pang-aasar this 2009 hahaha hack or no hack pero inding indi ako mag-lalaro sa valley golf and country club at baka ma-clubber ako dun!
i sent you my bank account kaya siguraduhin mong indi bababa sa $5,000 kundi bubugbugin ko ang postman! hahaha
reynz´s last blog post..Reyna readers are very caring bloggers
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Happy New Year too!!!!! Sanay maging masayang lalo dito sa iyong palasyo…Hiramin mo ang mga bodyguard ni Packman para hindi mawala ang korona mo! hehehehehe…..Again, maligayang bagong taon mahal kong pinsan. and advance HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!! HOW OLD ARE YOU???(singing)
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reynz Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
my dear cuzin, i-re-renew ko ang ating cuzin relationship pag dumating na ang padala mo. hahahaha! wag mo namang isambulat ang edades ko waaaa!!! trenta y dos po ako anoh! haha
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Nawa’y umulan ng boylet and papalicious ang 2009 mo! hehe…..
sherliez´s last blog post..“Just” friends!?!
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reynz Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
at handa ko silang saluhin tutal me relo at levis na akong ipapamigay hahaha! sana mag-katotoo dahil ang hirap kumain nang solo hahah happy new year miss sherliez!!!
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Happy New Year din Reynz!!!!
Nasama pa ang medyo chubby kong pic! ha ha ha… Infairness ang danda ng expression ni Malen…hehehe
Ang daming happenings from your 2008. Praying for more vongacious year ahead! Lucky daw ang 2009!!!
Go! Go! Go!
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reynz Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
chubby ba yon? indi naman ah! healthy lang! hahaha! happy new year at talagang dapat lang swertehin na me dahil lecheng mga kamalasan tong mga dumating sa buhay ko noh! happy new year to you too at maraming salamat ever!
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how in the world am i gonna get that 49,700$???? bwahahaha
happy happy happy new year ‘daaay. it isn’t a bad year, in fact bonggang bongga ang taon na itey. thank you for bringing us laughters everyday.
i wish you all the good things in life this 2009. tuloy lang ang pang aasar, I mean ang ligaya hahahha. Sana makahanap ka ng ibang Jeff sa buhay mo awwwww!
ps, kelangan ba talagang i-post ang solo ni ELY? LOLOLLLLL
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Ely Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Honga, solo ko ang June? LOL. sana nirotate na lang upsidedown para di masiyado kita. hehe
Happy new year!!!
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reynz Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
hoy! leche naman! indi kasali yong $300 donation noh! hahaha! wala nga akong makupet dun, relo lang ni lainey ang kukupeten ko hahaha! happy new year dear at sana si jeff kamo uli ang mahanap ko ganun! hahaha
well si ely? teka, me message si ely sa baba, dun ko sasagutin hahahaha
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reynz Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
ely naman! pano ba naman, eh pag binalandra ko yong litraks nateng dalwa eh mukha na kamo akong grandfafa nang lolo mo! leche oo! ayoko nga! kaya mag-isa ka dyan! hahaha! happy new year to you and your kalog na office mates!
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happy new year reynz, may all the boylets rain down on you this new year, may the royal job that fits your majestic brains come, and all the good karma shine down on you.
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reynz Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
happy new year to you too pusa! many many thanks senyong dalwa ni malen for spending your retirement money sa shangrila hahahaha mga leche kayo wag nyo akong hahabulin hahaha enjoy ever! that was the best! yaan mo share ko ang good karma with all the beautiful people like you and everyone dito!
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naaliw akish sa recap mo…as usual. Happy New Year sa yo mama Reynz!
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reynz Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
rhada, happy new year to you all in michigan too pati na sa family also! at sana matapos na ang kalechehang problema naten sa amerika hahaha
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Ay grabe na reynz! Ang tindi ng post na ito ah! Isang malupet na summary ng 2008 blog mo!
Happy New Year Reynz! Sana magpakasal ka sa babaeng madalas dumurugo ang ilong…. hahahahaha!!!
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reynz Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
happy new year mitchie! it was very nice meeting the most beautiful gurl in the world which of course mas maganda pa ako hahaha it was fun! at tell that gurl na mag-ipon nang pera at handa akong pumirma oras na ma-itransfer nang buo ang $50k. sureness yan hahaha
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gurl, sigurado kong magiging happy talaga ang ating new year! ipagpatuloy mo ang pagdarasal
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reynz Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
gurl you have no idea kung anong nobena na ang ginagawa ko magkatotoo lang hahaha happy new year to you and your family too!
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hehehe napakamasalimuot ng iyong taon.
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reynz Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
hey mark! i know! para syang baliw at pokpok na watosi hahaha but it was fun at happy new year to all you game opps guys!
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Hope you had a good Christmas!!!
Prosperous New Year to you!!!
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reynz Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
hello there muriel! quiet… very quiet christmas hahaha but i hope to have some fun this new year and i wish you all a happy new year in canada!!!
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Happy New Year Mahal na Reyna!!
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reynz Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Happy New Year to you as well Kiko! Best wishes for the coming year!!!
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Wish ko sa’yo….beautiness, anda, bagong trabaho at maraming boylets. O diva, alam ko kung anong gusto mo….
nina´s last blog post..Season’s Greetings 2008
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reynz Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
hey nina! hahaha! happy new year den seyo! kelangang kelangan ko na talaga nang boylet s with an s tatlong s perhaps hahaha
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kung utong lang buhay mo matagal ko na kinurot para maging steady! Happy new year!
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reynz Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
hahahaha! pag nakita kita me patutunayan ako sayo’t ikakadena kita pag tumakbo ka hahaha
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so much action going on pala ang year 2008 mo Reynz.. ..
Happy New YeAR!!!
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reynz Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
hey Reesie! many many thanks and a happy new year seyo! uber ang 2008 blogging ko hahaha daming fireworks in the sky hahaha
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happy new year momita! may potential si fafa ely pwede akin na? mag overtime ako on weekends para may pambili ng load promise!
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reynz Reply:
December 30th, 2008 at 5:30 am
iyong iyo sya mamita, babayaran mo lang ako nang finders fee hehehe mura lang naman hahaha
reynz´s last blog post..2008: reyna elena dot com: year in review
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Happy nwe Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar kamahalan, wishing you all the best this coming new year, all the luck, all the happiness but not all the boylets otherwise tatanda na kaming lahat na dalaga hahahahaha…..cheers!
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reynz Reply:
December 30th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
more of the laughters lee! happy new year! it’s better na mautot kesa mgangurakot! hahaha!
yaan mo, binebenta ko naman ang mga slightly used boylets ah! hahaha!
reynz´s last blog post..2008: reyna elena dot com: year in review
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Hi reyna!!!!
Happy New Year…
MWAH
Hannah´s last blog post..Merry Christmas
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reynz Reply:
December 30th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
hello there hannah! happy new year to you as well!
reynz´s last blog post..2008: reyna elena dot com: year in review
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OKay na okay ang review mo ha, as usual, nakaka-aliw, at ang dami ring boylets dito hehe. Happy New Year!
Amor´s last blog post..2008 Christmas Tree Blog Parade
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reynz Reply:
December 30th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
HAPPY NEW YEAR! hahaha for sale pa rin ang mga boylets na yan haha!
reynz´s last blog post..2008: reyna elena dot com: year in review
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Happy New Year reynz.
Buti nilagyan mo na ng caption ang mga piktyurs para naman makilala kung sino sila. hindi mo sila pinagbibili ha. hahaha
The Ca t´s last blog post..The Do-You-Know-Who-I-Am or DYKWIA syndrome
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reynz Reply:
December 30th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
yong november lang ang for sale, da rest di pede at baka iblog ako hahaha
happy new year Cat!!!
reynz´s last blog post..2008: reyna elena dot com: year in review
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You’ve had a very exciting 2008 because you yourself have very creative ways of making life interesting! Best wishes in the coming year!
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reynz Reply:
December 31st, 2008 at 2:27 pm
wishing you the best of the new year’s joy!
reynz´s last blog post..2008: reyna elena dot com: year in review
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What a productive year in blogging for you Kamahalan. Congratulations! And here’s wishing you a better and even more productive and “profitable” blogging come 2009. Patatagan daw ng loob next year – I am an OX, so sabay na din ako sa patatagan ng loob. Hehe.
GOD bless you!
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reynz Reply:
December 31st, 2008 at 3:35 pm
hey roel! hahaha! first, i updated the listings dun sa sidebar, kasi i moved them from the page to the sidebar at yong kinopya ko was an old copy at hindi updated, leche kaya pala napagalitan ako nung isang reader na si anita and when i looked, wala ka rin pala and gary it think. it’s well and good now.
productive pala yong daming threats? hahaha! at hina-hack? hahaha! all i know is that I am having a blast blogging and let’s see what happens next year, sana we all make yaman out of what we do on the internet! i wish your the best roel!
reynz´s last blog post..2008: reyna elena dot com: year in review
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Nexy time sama na ako sa events para may pix din ako
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reynz Reply:
January 1st, 2009 at 8:16 pm
hi tyrone! that would be nice na makasama ka sa future EB! hehehe
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Reynz,brother and sister : ), a very worthwhile new year seyo, maraming salamat sa special mention mo on the month of October : ), hayaan mo makaka raos din tayo sa crisis na ito, pramis, nag simba ako kanina kasi Panata ako kay Nazareno, remember Nazareno ngayon hehe, ihahabol pa din kita sa aking mga dasal, pramis.
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madam butterfly, wishing you good health, nice job, never ending cashflow and overflowing boylets this new year! ganda ng synopsis mo, prang pelikula, may action, drama, suspense at comedy, ang saya ng 2008 mo talaga, at nasiyahan din ako. salamat. take care always!
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