I AM…
- A misogynist pig who constantly wishes she were a man so she can parade in jockstraps.
- An evil bitch who eats children for lunch and idiots for dinner.
- An elitist brandwhore who can recite brand labels more efficiently than she can remember the lyrics to the Philippine National Anthem.
- A pretentious wannabe whose apathy is as appalling as her Burberry scarf during the summer heatwave.
- A drama queen who can’t sing or act for squat.
- A woman accused often for stealing one’s boyfriend or girlfriend.
- A deranged bitch often held responsible for paying medical bills of mutilated ex-girlfriends (although I swear, that was inherent, I did not cause those mutant-like lacerations) after rounds of horrendous catfights.
- A female jock who won’t hesitate to run after you if you decide to steal her Chanel purse.
- A former scrabble champion cum grammar nazi who doesn’t bother to proof-read ANY of her works, even if it means having to sound like a hypocrite.
- An individual whose vocabulary doesn’t cover anything positive, one who is highly competitive, meaning, if I have to shove you down a bottomless manhole just to reach first place, I will and By god, I will.
I did not write that.
My number 1 on the list did! Hahaha! But I had a blast reading that one. As a matter of fact, nung napadpad ako sa site nya, because Anime9 left a comment on my blog, wez, naka-plaster na mukha ko sa blog nang malditang to. She’s number one on my list this week!
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Camwhore confessions
Children, I have to warn you, before you go to this blog, I will assure you that her blog will irritate you like hell! Hahaha! That is, if she’s your type, you’ll be hooked like me! Like, mah’ face is plastered on her blog everyday, reading all her latest ramblings – ramblings that fits my Social Climbing Omnibus Code which is currently being worked on hahaha. It started when Anime9 linked my entry and that’s how I found her. I’ve been farting ever since I stumbled into her blog. And children? warning – please – do not, do not ever be her friend. Hahaha! Tama ba Dominique?
U up to the latest chorva?
There are no secrets on the internet. But this one site has a lot of secrets and they will surely perk you up children while having some coffee in the morning. This is where you get the latest chorva in the blogosphere full of princesses and uber-no-class, fantasy queens, wannabes, attention-whores, pigs who’d munch the table itself, influence peddlers, cam-whores, soul-sellers, all those. Of course, you complete the story offline. Hahaha!
Watch your phone bill!
It’s Christmas peepz and sure we text so many peepz all over the merryland! Now, my mobile phone numbah in Manila is not working no more coz I was late in having it jump to some roaming chorva eh wez ko naman knowing how to do that thing noh? So, I use my bloody TMobile phone kaya my phone bill is higher than my retirement account. Yet, if you are in the Flippines, guess what?! Good stuff if you have 12 boylets hanging on the Christmas tree because they could text you for free or least cheaper. Now, that’s granted na indi sila ma-low bat noh dahil high-bat pala sa mga GF nila. So, check out Jepoy’s Ways to Text Reyna this Chrismas for Free!!! Take mo yon?! Hahaha
Boxful of valuable data!
I ran across this site by accident. I was looking for information on the hotel industry when I stumbled an article on preparing hotel business plan. I did not know there is a site like this! They have some very nice articles which you can refer to if you are preparing some projects.
Sharing documents?
Another very helpful site I stumbled. If you sign up with Scribd, you get full access to even more professional business templates, business reports and a whole slew of almost everything. Now, all you have to do is edit them of course to fit the project that you’re doing. Now, if you have a document you’d like to share to anyone, you can always upload it on this site.
Dogs have heart too!
If you read the Top 10 Viral Videos for 2008, you probably saw Christian, The Lion. Now, wasn’t that very touching? Here’s another uber-touching story about a dog. Prepare some kleenex.
Truck drivers wearing panty manty-hose?!
I know, this is one uber anomaly na kelangan ko na sigurong mag-rally. There’s this new fashion amongst men that some people in the fashion world are trying to push such that this “thing” becomes a “must” wear for men. Leche talaga oo! Hahaha! Wanna find out how scandalous this could be? Head over to Mon’s site.
Do you call China to backup your files?
Well, I do! Hehehe! Sometimes, I even call Germany or Lucena. Kaso, nag-re-reklamo na yong Call Center in Lucena. I clog their telephone lines daw. Hahaha! All these years kasi, most of my readers pampered me. Look what happened! I am so darn abno as I can be. Glad I found this tip from Bloggista just in time!
Pay before you get admitted?
I was back in Ortigas one time, kalimutan ko na kung anong year, but I had an experience noong na-ospital yong niece ko who’s got no work with a husband na wala ring trabaho you know. Now, pagdating ba naman sa ospital nagsumbong ang asawa nung pangkin ko that they asked him if he had money! Hahaha! Of course, I’ve heard this stories before. So, Reezen Tot’s entry was a reminder of an experience I had back in Manila and I know that this is one bloody heated discussion when it comes to tourists requiring medical attention if you are travelling in the United States or Canada! Nakaaa! Make a blog entry like that pag hindi masunog ang entry mo! Hahaha!
Finally, U scared to lose your job?
I just bought the Sunday Edition of the Philadelphia Inquirer. Inside was an article on how to safeguard your job in hard times. Four items were discussed. From doing more of what you’ve told, showing your company the money, becoming your own PR rep to being a likeable person. Now, if you head over to Conventional Wisdon’s cubicle, he’s got one very easy advice. Essentially, it’s like this:
There’s your Royal Blog Santacruzan for this week people and I hope you like my choices this week! Be back here again next week for yet another blog roundup.
How to be on the parade?
I’m getting side comments, and emails asking me to list them on this parade. It’s very simple to join this parade. Write something titi-catching and pooke-catching and hope I ran into your blog when this vampire flies the Pinoy bloggie wonderland. Now, to make it easier, leave a comment anywhere in my blog articles, send me your naked pictures (pwera babae) at talagang ma-no-notice kita. That’s all the social climbing you have to do.
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LOL, I love that ” I AM” stuff. It’s almost Christmas but you’re still blessed with some controversies and “hated” or “heated” (HEHE) debates.
WE envy you Kamahalan. Hanggang pa epal nalang kami, wala pumapansin sa amin. Kaya cguro, dapat umpisahan mo na i pa franchise Social Climbing School mo para maambunan kami ng swerte.
Hehe. Thanks again for the linky love. And PEACE and JOY to the WORLD. Hehe
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reynz Reply:
December 21st, 2008 at 3:32 pm
kaka-adik yong gurl na un hehehe she cuzz like me, she bitch like me palitan mo lang pangalan ako na yun although she could write mutz mutz better hahaha
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man hose, matagal ng lumabas from Woolford, winter 2000, nabenta agad sa Saks5th Ave, tuwang tuwa ang aking mga co-workers , all of them gay. sabi ng aking Peruvian friend, they have the same sa Peru, since their men have to ride the horses going to the mountains, knitted.
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reynz Reply:
December 21st, 2008 at 3:34 pm
halata bang am not a fashionista hahaha i could understand Peruvians wearing those aba eh siempre kakatihin ka ba naman sa singit if you don’t have those hahah
eh pano yong mga rodeo sa midwest? ang gugwapo pa naman non hahaha meron di sila???
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hirap dito mag open ng site, daming hindi allowed here like wordpress, multiply, livejournal, etc etc.
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reynz Reply:
December 21st, 2008 at 3:34 pm
sayang di mo ma-open si dominique hahaa luka luka yong babae, mag-eenjoy ka hahaha
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lcm Reply:
December 21st, 2008 at 4:03 pm
ok na ako kay RE at Ca T,paminsan minsan kay Connie, ang tawag ng lakwatsa ay mas malakas sa tawag ng laptop, since pag nalabas ako dito sa esssefff, talagang nakakaloka, all kinds of people talaga, different expeririences, live pa
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reynz Reply:
December 21st, 2008 at 11:19 pm
naku ha? baka talagang sumabog na ang ulo ko sa laki hahaha
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lcm Reply:
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:58 pm
since penniless itong Motherly na ito, all I can give is my honest to goodness comments, ill try to buy lotto and scan you a copy, sana manalo tayo
again, winner! i make it a point to check out the royal santacruzan. parang blog portal for a lazy bloghopper like me. thanks for the linkup. saw that lion christian video before. love the bitchiness of that camwhore in number 1. hehe.
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reynz Reply:
December 21st, 2008 at 3:35 pm
hahaha thank you for watching my parade of champions hahaha napahikbi ako dun sa aso mo! grrrr!!!
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Amor Reply:
December 21st, 2008 at 4:03 pm
In fairview naiyak din ako doon sa dog, *hikbi*
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reynz Reply:
December 21st, 2008 at 11:13 pm
it was! hirap na hirap akong titigan ang litrato!
feel na feel ko yong nape-feel nung aso!
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Another superb royal blog santacruzan Reynz! I am so loving this entry. ^_^
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reynz Reply:
December 21st, 2008 at 11:14 pm
thanks Snow! wala akong nakitang Blog Buzz to link hahaha mukhang busy sa party hahaha
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Ateng..takot akong mag blogger the who sa totoo lang… baka bigla ko idelete ang blog ko sa mundong ibabaw lol!
dahil hindi ako super friendly to the max sa blogging circuit at bilang na bilang yung mga kilala at close ko sa daliri ng mga paa’t kamay ko hay naku di ko mahulaan kung sinex sinex sila..minsan nga iniisip ko kung yung mga kakilala ko e ganun ba? mwahahahaha.
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reynz Reply:
December 21st, 2008 at 11:15 pm
hahaha can you imagine what’s in there? it’s just a nice read and if those were true, me mga sinulat nga naman na mukhang totoo like that someone with no follow link, i think i know her hahaha
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manilenya Reply:
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:24 am
hmmn parang kilala ko nasa isip mo lol!
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anuverz reynz, ba’t anlandi-landi mo!
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reynz Reply:
December 21st, 2008 at 11:16 pm
baon ka na ba sa yelo dyan senyo? hehehe! hirap lumandi sa snow ano?
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jimg29 Reply:
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:37 am
au-contrair princess, mas madaling lumandi sa panahong ito kahit sa lamig…you just have to know your contacts sa matamisan…andamiriyan!
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reynz Reply:
December 23rd, 2008 at 3:40 am
ayoko na, ayaw nang idelete nang lecheng craigslist
ang mga responses ko hahahaha
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Renz – thank you sa link love. Para na akong guardia sa haba ng store hour namin ngayun. Sama talaga ng business eh. Imagine 8:30 AM to 8:30 Pm. baka mag extend pa kami ngayun up to 9:00 kasi hanggang 24 of december na lang ang peak days ng sales namin. Buti na lang andyan si Tina. My co-Author who is cute na, masipag pang mag post. Singit lang po ito.
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reynz Reply:
December 23rd, 2008 at 3:34 am
naks! merry christmas na lang! sana tumabo kayo nang sales this christmas hahaha!
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I love this new blog! hehehe
i believe for the text promo thing. it will not be available for December 25 and 31..
thanks for adding me here in your Santacruzan! =)
catch you later need to prepare lunch..
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reynz Reply:
December 23rd, 2008 at 3:35 am
oh? ganun ba yun? (text promo)
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You can also text her royal chuvaness via email using the following format for T-Mobile::
[10-digit phone number]@tmomail.net
Example: 4251234567@tmomail.net
:~)
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reynz Reply:
December 23rd, 2008 at 3:36 am
naka! i think I am gonna try that and see! need to text boys sa saudi hahha
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Merci beaucoup sa tip ng santacruzan mo. I just went to bloggers da who (salamat at hindi sha blocked sa office dahil ang banco de reyna mo, blocked na.) at enjoy shang basahin kahit na I have no clue kung sino ang target. Para kang nagbabasa ng Chikatime (I miss them so much!). Pampalipas oras habang bored ever ka na sa paghihintay ng 5:00 PM.
Merry Christmas !!! See you on New Year’s Eve. Kina Robert and Walt daw. Potluck. Di ko pa na-send ang email at super busy ever sa baking galore. Stressed out na ako with all the family gatherings na sunod-sunod this week noh. Family daw o! Family ng jowa ever with matching visiting friends from England. Social climb ko rin sila para may connections across the pond.
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reynz Reply:
December 24th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
levis 501 ka pala?! hahaha!
i know you will enjoy bloggers da who! hahaha yon ang mga type mo hahaha
i have no idea where walt and robert now lives kala ko ba nasa horsham na sila which is a few miles na lang away from me but let’s talk later sa pasko mo
wala akong bitbit but my cute face but am more than willing to bitbit home whatever you give me hehehe
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