Reyna’s political santacruzan continues!

by reynz on December 8, 2008

CLASS BEGINS!

Welcome back to our one truly sophisticated at talagang swakly intellectual political santacruzan the Philippine blogosphere ain’t never seen! And what better way to pick up our political santacruzan right after the 8th round Las Vegas boksingan, where Pacquiao demolished De la Hoya and one of our presidentiables started jumping around like one bata, to the entire world! Hahaha! Truly not my type of jumping rope! Butt, as I have said, this blogger is neutered and ai’nt taking side. Not unless they are one truly uber good-looking, kaso wala eh. Pwede bang kumandidato si George Clooney instead?! After all he is also for WORLD PEACE! Look! Hahaha! And I’m positively sure he is sooooo sexy without any piece at all! Hehehe!

Look nyu ang isang daliri nya. Taray nang lolo nyo di ba?! “No one messes up with my Reyna Elena or you’d be answerable to me!” First love ko sya! Hehehe!

So let’s review!

  1. I presented you Jejomar Binay.
  2. His supporters calls him the “Philippines Obama”. Well, later on we would find out na marami palang mga “Obama” sa Pinas. But he is banking on the fact that he managed the wealthiest and prosperous “Wall Street” City in the Philippines and hoping that would reward him the Presidency.

  3. Next, I gave you Bayani Fernando.
  4. If I was a South African, I’d be called “colored”. But, I honestly don’t like the pink color. Why he’s using that color? Don’t ask me. I’m sure it has got nothing to do with this sexuality. Now, according to his supporters, he is a no-nonsense “leader” in the metropolis which they believe would work in running the country.

  5. Then, I presented you, Mr. Richard Gordon.
  6. He’s a big figure in the conversion of Subic Bay into one industrialized and commercialized entity hoping to be a Hongkong someday. Ahhh… politics! He got kicked out. Now, he’s a Senator. Capitalizing this as one of his big achievements, his supporters believe that he’s got what it takes to make the Philippines big, economically.

  7. Next, the road called C5 kicked him out of the Senate highway. He is Manny Villar.
  8. One of the big contenders for the big palace prize. Business savvy, or his critics say, it was not swerte dahil dinivelop nina Ayala ang area niya, but whatever it was, he’s got money. Will he be the one?

  9. Then, we have Mar Roxas.
  10. Banking on the fact that his grandfather was a former President, his supporters believe that he is “like grandfather, like grandson”. Will this be enough to catapult him to that place over by the Pasig River? Or will he continue to paddle around and reinforce his political cinderblocks?

  11. Comes Joseph Estrada as the return of the comeback once again for the second time around once more. Again.
  12. His supporters believe that he’s supposed to finish his term and much more. His critics say that he’s supposed to be back in jail and much more. Those in between? No clue. But he’s as popular and notorious depending on which fence you sit. Will Pinoys give him another chance?

  13. Finally, for WORLD PEACE? I declared my candidacy.
  14. LECHE!!! Hinak ang site ko!!! ~!@#$%^&*(! Mga walang modo! Mga walang galang sa Reyna! Grrr!!!

And for Manny Pacquiao?

I heard relative ko pala asawa mo! Hahaha! Kaya, I’m even the more prouder na ever at hindi totoo talaga yong pinag-usapan namen ni Malen. Peks man. I’m really happy you made my turd world kawntri proud. Pero, pakiusap. Wag kang kakandidato! Hahaha!

So, get ready to rumble!

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manilenya December 8, 2008 at 2:36 am

mwahahaha! lola anobeh? boypren ko yan ha!

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reynz Reply:

Ehehekkk! sorry! wiz katalo hahaha! sya sya sya! hahahaha

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manilenya Reply:

nyaiks! eleksyon na pala wala pa rin akong malay lol! e meron pang anti chacha e! lol!

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reynz Reply:

hahah refresh mo, meron kaming political santacruzan dito, naudlot dahil na hack ang lola hehehe

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mtoni December 8, 2008 at 3:04 am

naku sya ang bagay sau inang..bukod sa gwapo eh balita talagang mabait daw si mr. clooney.

bakit anjan na naman sa list ng presidentiables ang erap? parang ayaw mgtanda ng mga pinoy ah.

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reynz Reply:

tagal mong nawala toni ha? hahaha naka, baka batuhin lang ako nang snow ni melai, eh kanya pala yan eh hahaha!

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Reezen TOT December 8, 2008 at 4:02 am

lol.. anyhow, If someone like George Clooney would run for Presidency.. I am all ears and such.. Yet for our dear Mother Land, let’s just face it, everyone who is a possible candidate is either corrupt or less corrupt..

What Mother Land needs is some one who is less corrupt and who would that be? so for the said candidates, here are my opinions..

1. Jejomar Binay – He was able to manage Makati but remember when the coup leaders went to Manila Penn (I was at work on that day a few blocks away from penn).. He might be able to Manage Makati but how about the Philippines as a whole? he should run for the senate first..

2. Bayani Fernando – I respect this man and at least people have the decency to cross on those man made bridges destined for humans.. Some drivers are learning some discipline but the Gawd! those freakin U-turns and Pink signs are so horrendous!

3. Mr. Richard Gordon – He did good back in Subic Bay (yet there were things that got left out like the chemicals wastes that was left there though), still watching him carefully in Senate..

4. Manny Villar – He is a monopolizer, getting all those small businesses to close down.. No I don’t like him.. Oust! tschuck!

5. Mar Roxas – He can’t be compared to his grandfather. He needs more experience.. And thinking of Corina Sanchez as the first Lady… hmmmm…

6. Joseph Estrada – Come on! I was at Edsa 3 yelling “Patalsikin Si Erap” (i was 13yrs.old..) Here’s what I’ve noticed though, the only reason why some less fortunate attend the rallies is because of the promise of free food and money. COME ON! People need to work to earn a living.. The more that these power grabbing people encourage them to this kind of life, how would they succeed? (maawa naman sila kai Juan)

And about those hackers Reyna, don’t fret about those bastards.. They’ll get their time soon…

Tc from Babuyan Islands

xoxo
Reezen TOT

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reynz Reply:

haha nice one reezen!

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annie December 8, 2008 at 4:36 am

manok ko si Bayani, not bec. taga Marikina ako,pero pakiramdam ko lang magiging magaling syang President. Ang laki ng iginanda ng Marikina at naging malinis pa. Pero hindi ko na alam ang tungkol sa pink na kulay..matagal na akong hindi na-uuwi..since 1999…but I would say go Bayani go…

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reynz Reply:

sumali ka ba dun sa polls? hahah, clik mo yong original link andun ang polls.

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Angel Cuala December 8, 2008 at 5:05 am

Wala ka na bang ibang presidential candidates? lol! Pero yung last candidate, parang pinaka Ok sa kanilang lahat!

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reynz Reply:

give me a few and i still have a lot of presidentiables na nakapila dito hahaha

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Sidney December 8, 2008 at 5:11 am

Manny gets my vote…

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reynz Reply:

sidney, we have a poll on Manny. you might be interested. Click the link or the category: political santacruzan and look for Manny. thanks!

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Roy December 8, 2008 at 7:39 am

o, asan na si pamatong?

wala na ba talagang ibang candidate?

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reynz Reply:

malapit nang lumabas hahaha malapit na sandali na lang

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The Ca t December 8, 2008 at 11:40 am

kay Brad Piit pa rin ako hahaha.
Traidor pagkatapos mong kumampi kay dela Hoya, nakikikamag-anak ka kay Pacquiao. HAHAHAHA

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reynz Reply:

hahahaha! eh me nagsumbong na tiga california, kamag anak ko daw talaga si pagyaw hahaha dapat di pinapalagpas yan noh hahha

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The Ca t December 8, 2008 at 11:44 am

something wrong with the commenter’s last blog post? it reflects your own blog as the commenters’ blog?

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reynz Reply:

pansin ko nga hahaha, di ko alam hahaha ano na naman kaya ang nagalaw ko hehehe o kahit kelan lumalabas pagka-conchita ko talaga oo hehehe

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Snow December 12, 2008 at 10:10 am

gosh ang greek godlike george clooney ang type mo reynz! guapo talaga yan…hehehe :)

hey, im so glad that you are finally back with your political santacruzan! ^_^

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reynz Reply:

i know, am just waiting for the traffic to come back again, it looks like today friday, parang normal na ang traffic ko. by then tuluyan ko na syang ibalik uli.

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