From the monthly archives:

December 2008

Kick the Rat, let’s welcome the Ox, Happy New Year!

by reynz on December 31, 2008

Manila, Philippines

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Au revoir 2008: This is my 10 Point New Year’s Wishes and Resolutions

by reynz on December 30, 2008

Kumbaya! Am your sleazy blogger, the proud whore blogger! Wishing you all a prosperous Happy New Year!

(This is New Year’s Celebration here in my lovely City of Philadelphia)
It’s that time of the year once again, together forever, one another. It’s time to reflect to all what we did last summer. So, here’s my very realistic [...]

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2008: reyna elena dot com: year in review

by reynz on December 29, 2008

(L-R [Jing, Pusa, Reynz, Malen, Mitchie])

What can I say, it’s been one crazy year of blogging. Yet, no doubt, despite all the flames that burned on the internet, this was were I met the best bloggers around through some never ending social climbing! Yes, this is a virtual world, but make no mistake, the feelings [...]

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Next drama please!

by reynz on December 28, 2008

Que pasa Filipinas? De nada! Next drama please!
DAR Chief, Nasser Pangandaman Sr in a statement said that his son, Mayor Nasser Pangandaman Jr was attacked first. Interesting how this will play out when the mayor was the one who’s got bullyguards, guns and goons. Meanwhile, Antipolo Police are readyng their charges as well. And so [...]

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Royal Blog Santacruzan WE 12/28/08

by reynz on December 28, 2008

One bad bad day at the golf course!
The World had just gone crazy!
I have not played golf in Manila, I don’t think I’ll be safe because I don’t know anyone from the who daw who. But, what a bad, bad day in the golf course for our Bambee here. One bloody ugly mayor politician from [...]

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Reyna readers are very caring bloggers

December 27, 2008

Yeap. Reyna readers are very caring bloggers. Even those na walang blog basta me email. Uber-caring. Yan ang result nang one year research study na ginawa ko.

All these 12 months of blogging, I have learned so much once again from all of you. Ya’all made me laugh, madly cussed and seriously think the harder with [...]

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One quiet Christmas dinner

December 26, 2008

I don’t like hate Christmas in America. I’m always homeless, single at kahit isang lasing walang magmolestya. My friends, they’re like vampires flying everywhere. Back to their caves. John’s back in Chicago, Gio must have flown to Florida, Chris drove to New York, John Glen flew in from London but we have no idea where [...]

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Ave Maria

December 25, 2008

I listen to classical music but there’s only very few that I like. One of them is the song Ave Maria. I remember my favorite figure skater Michelle Kwan skated to this music, it was magical. But you see, if you’re Filipino, there’s an annoying crap you will remember when you hear the song. Di [...]

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Pasko na sinta ko!

December 24, 2008

I wish all Reyna readers a very Merry Christmas! Thank you all for your support! Else, Reyna won’t be Reyna. It’s also the one and single reason why ayokong ayokong tumino! Pramis! Hehehe!

Circa 1940 pa ang cellphone ko, pero boylet-friendly pa naman sya. Tumewangwang! Teks from Obet?! Matagal kong ka MU si Obet. Yeap. Big [...]

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Tita Cory apologizes to Joseph Estrada

December 23, 2008

So, nag-apologize pala si Tita Cory ki Estrada?!
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Kadarating ko lang. Takbo agad ako sa site ni Cat. Hindi ko alam kung anong iisipin ko. Lecheng pulitika, oo!

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Radio City Rockettes

December 23, 2008

It’s bloody cold here sa East Coast mga kunichiwa! Let me tell you how cold it is! Pag suminga ka, ice cubes ang lalabas sa ilong mo. Wag na wag kang iihi sa kalsada, leche, glacier talaga ang dating nya. We went to New York City. Radio City was our destination to see the Rockettes. [...]

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Si Gio at ang resume nya

December 22, 2008

Mass-produced foods
Matagal ko nang kebigan si Gio Beersatse. One time he treated me for a candle light sit-down dinner. Parati na lang kasi kaming nakatayo sa kanto nang Broad Street sa Philadelphia kumakain. Yon bang kariton?! Uhuh! Meron din kami nyan! Mass-produced foods!
Candle light dinner
So, eto nga, pumunta kami nang restaurant. Indi naman nani-nigarilyo ang [...]

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Cooking nang ina sa harap mo!

December 22, 2008

I was invited by Young Can Cook the other night for one Christmas Dinner chorvalais. Where? In North Korea. Hahaha! Nut really. This was actually in Mt. Laurel, New Jersey. Korean Japanese sum’tin sum’tin. Leche! Kelan nag-bati ang dalwang to?! Di ba gyera pa ang mga hapon at korean?! Hehehe!
It’s one of those places where [...]

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Alexandra Burke – Allelujah, X Factor 2008 Winner

December 22, 2008

Allelujah is one of the song on the new Il Divo album. I loved listening to their rendition. It’s beautiful. Here’s another rendition of the song from Alexandra Burke who just won the X Factor 2008 Singing Competition in London last week.
Alexandra Burke – Hallelujah (Video Premiere)by wonderful-life1989
Well I heard there was a secret chord
That [...]

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Royal Blog Santacruzan WE 12/21/08

December 21, 2008

I AM…

A misogynist pig who constantly wishes she were a man so she can parade in jockstraps.
An evil bitch who eats children for lunch and idiots for dinner.
An elitist brandwhore who can recite brand labels more efficiently than she can remember the lyrics to the Philippine National Anthem.
A pretentious wannabe whose apathy is [...]

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I need help on a hotel business plan project

December 20, 2008

Update
Saturday 12/20/2008 3:00pm
As as have said, I am moving this entry up on top of the warning chorva. Many, many thanks to the comments below. I hope I get more feedbacks. I finished the 1st Income Statement Draft. I’m just waiting for the comments back from my boss.

Business School
When I did my MBA, we were [...]

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Death warning?!

December 20, 2008

This is what happens when you blog about politics!

You get death warning
I have one pulutong of haters already. From the mother, the daughter, the jester, the rock star, the uniformed doctor and many, many more. Meron pa ngang baliw na puta who’s very active in spreading my links, one is from UK and the other [...]

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Danke!

December 19, 2008

Danke!
First, I would just like to say merci beaucoup a estas mujeres hermosas de Germany et Philippines who sent me Christmas cards aujourd’hui! Let me tell you this gurls! J’adore! J’adore! J’adore! Pero, leche! Ba’t walang paipit! Waa! Anong nangyari?! Waa! Huwaaa!!!
Kengkay

Pusang Maganda

Reesie
See that flower on the side? I stole that from this site habang [...]

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The Untold Story of Tabloid Wars in the Land of Chorvaloo

December 17, 2008

Maligayang Pasko!
My children! My children! MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAPPY HOLIDAYS! HAPPY KWANZAA! at HAPPY HANUKKAH! Anu ka! I’ve got some latest, pinaka-latest na chorva! Ho! ho! ho!

Story telling a lie
Come! Come all ‘ye faitful! Don’t be shy! Listen to momma! I have one fairy tale to tell. Product of my own twisted imagination. Kung swak sa [...]

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The sleazy blogger on how to earn money in blogging

December 17, 2008

I don’t want you to understand my entry
The week is not even over yet, but leche, pag hindi ka nga naman mapa-putang ina with all the chorva sa pinoy blogosphere, sapatos ang lilipad seyo. Bloody stalkers or Reyna Elena. Ellumbra on the left, Trosp on the right And if there is another moonbat in my [...]

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$50 billion biggest ponzi scheme ever!

December 17, 2008

Investors reel at $50b fraud

If those failing mortgage giants, investment companies, credit card companies were not enough, automakers in trouble, companies shutting down, employment downsizing, layoffs, well what about a hidden investment ponzi scheme?! This must be the mother of all the ma-fkrs! I’m telling, there are a lot of reasons to say putang ina [...]

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Empty know-it-all stupid people

December 16, 2008

Binalikan ko yong entry ni Connie and read all the comments there about me. I was trying to understand yong mindset nang tarantadong asshole stalker ko na si Trosp. Bakit ko ginagawa to? Dahil hindi na bumalik ang gago, so I have to understand on my own kung ano ba talaga ang hinahanap saken nang [...]

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Moonbats blog flying on the Hill

December 15, 2008

Ellumbra blog-alike
If there is one fool Ellumbra in the UK, there is also one that I would consider as an Ellumba in the Philippine Blogosphere that goes by the name of Trosp, who’s been hounding me. And this is the first time I will write about him. Could there be more entries? Well, let’s see.
Beating [...]

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No love in Baghdad for Bush

December 15, 2008

Well deserved?
Embedded video from CNN Video
What do you think?

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Momma mia, my bank was padlocked!

December 15, 2008

No. Nut really. Charing lang!

(Reyna’s Banco de Reyna naubusan nang salapi!)
Not-for-profit companies profiting from other companies
Dahil Kontador Publico nga ako, I was once an auditress in my previous life. I’ve audited for-profit companies and no-for-profit companies who profit from other companies! Hahaha! Charing!!! Hehehe! But, I love the job! It was fun when you get [...]

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How to clean up Pinoy Blogosphere

December 14, 2008

I’m moving this entry up-front because Badette had asked me to. Hehehe!
Filipino Voices
I didn’t know what got me to check Filipino Voices this morning when I woke up. It must be the howling winter Philadelphia winds that tried to wake me up to stop the Cha-Cha and was warning me about some twisted calling in [...]

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What’s your take on Mar Roxas’ use of expletives?

December 14, 2008

Masarap mag-mura minsan. Ok. Most of the time! Hahaha! I know, this is my blog, so I cuss shit like crazy. Pagkatapos ko kasing mag-mura, naila-labas ko ang stress na nai-ipon sa singit ko. And then I feel better. Weird? Don’t ask me why. But that’s me. And I’m not Mar Roxas. But what if [...]

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Royal Blog Santacruzan WE 12/14/2008

December 13, 2008

Congratulations TV5!
I got this from Jove Francisco’s Facebook announcement about TV5’s blogger party at Chili’s GB1. Congratulations for a successful event! Here’s the video:

Ok, this week, that gurl from Ateneo dominated the discussion on forums, boards and blogs. So, don’t be surprised why some of what’s included in this week’s Reyna’s 10 have traces of [...]

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My 1st Christmas Wish, Santa sent me…

December 12, 2008

Eeeeekkk! BOMBA!!!

Waaa!!! Why?! Watz did I do wrong?!

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My Jersey Shore beach vacation

December 12, 2008

It’s raining today, but the wind is blasting like it’s going to blast some snow later and we had snow on the ground the other day. It’s winter here in Philadelphia and I can’t help but recall the fun we had like all the flying we did on our Jersey Shore beach Vacation, when we [...]

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Managing people according to Reyna Elena

December 12, 2008

Job losses
See this? It’s unbelievable the number of jobs lost in the United States. Milions. And it is going to even increase further with the bad news in the auto industry. Lucky you if you still have a job. And these headlines brought me back to when I was still working. Managing people.

My Italian boss
Besides [...]

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Top 10 Viral Videos for 2008

December 11, 2008

Don’t you just love the internet? 2008 was one pretty amazing year, isn’t it? For once, I only worked half of the year and the other half was being an internet bum! I still remember those dancing prisoners from Cebu who captured the worldwide audience with their Thriller moves. Many more things happened. There’s Arnel [...]

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I see a lot of corrupt people!

December 10, 2008

UPDATE: Bolante release act of ‘statesmanship’
CHARING?! REALLY?! “The Senate decision to release former agriculture undersecretary Jocelyn Bolante from detention was an “act of legislative statesmanship and prudence,” Senator Joker Arroyo said Thursday. Bolante, accused of engineering the so-called P728-million fertilizer fund scam, walked out of the Senate Wednesday night after a week in detention [...]

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Bidets in the Aeta community

December 9, 2008

Oh to be one conio!
I know what you did last weekend!
Wait! Didn’t I just blogged about the fact that THE WORLD IS NOT SHORT OF DUMB PEOPLE?

(Photo credits: Flipped Out on Flickr)
She’s an Aeta girl but you could see she’s cute little girl. Only if those people in power would stop stealing our monies and [...]

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The world is never short of dumb people

December 9, 2008

The world is never short of dumb people. I’m sorry for my rants. But, am fine. I maybe out of work, but the only stress I get is from blogging! I know, I know, kanya-kanya tayong dumbassness Hahaha!

(Photo Credits: Robert LZ)
As you all know, my full-time job right now, is to look for a job. [...]

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Kiko Pangilinan: You think Sharon equals Oprah?

December 8, 2008

Now, to all you who followed the US Presidential campaign and the US Presidential Elections, you know that Oprah Winfrey was a pivotal figure in Obama’s run for the Presidency. Now, here’s what I gathered about our next Presidential contender which I really find interesting.
While there are tons of information about all these Presidentiables, here’s [...]

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Reyna’s political santacruzan continues!

December 8, 2008

CLASS BEGINS!
Welcome back to our one truly sophisticated at talagang swakly intellectual political santacruzan the Philippine blogosphere ain’t never seen! And what better way to pick up our political santacruzan right after the 8th round Las Vegas boksingan, where Pacquiao demolished De la Hoya and one of our presidentiables started jumping around like one bata, [...]

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Manny Pacquiao wins over Oscar de la Hoya

December 7, 2008

I don’t watch boxing. But I ended up glued watching Manny Pacquiao and Oscar De La Hoya. Actually, tonight? I was going to go to the city to meet friends. Makikipag-laklakan. Leche. Nag-snow. Grrr! Mahirap ang heels sa snow di ba? So, napilitan ako to watch the boksing together with the entire population of my [...]

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Royal Blog Santacruzan WE 12/07/08

December 7, 2008

This week was a toughie. Well, blog-hopping in itself is a toughie and looking for some great content is even the more challenging. But when I find one, I feel great.

(Gosh! I really miss Davao! Oops! Me relo pala ako d2! Hahaha! I lied! That’s Tita Poorsya who’s now back in Germany.)
This week, my [...]

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Reyna Elena’s advice to Manny Pacquiao plus! Juana Change!

December 6, 2008

Boy George guilty in male escort case.

Yon ang headline. Ano na naman kaya ang ginawa nang baklitang yan?!

British pop star Boy George was found guilty by a court in London on Friday of falsely imprisoning a Norwegian male escort after a nude photoshoot. Said, he handcuffed a 29-year-old Audun Carlsen and beat him with a [...]

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Unbelievably low gas prices!

December 6, 2008

Plunging gas prices!
If in Manila, they’re rolling back jeepney and bus fares, which is good, I also can’t help but be happy with gas prices in Philadelphia. But this is almost scary! That’s the oil price plunging in world market! We all complained when gas prices went over a hundred dollars per barrell. But I [...]

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Christmas in Barrio Siete

December 5, 2008

Subscribe on my feedburner
Nga pala! I deleted a lot of Feedburner Subscriptions that looked weird. So, if you are one of those who are not getting any email subscriptions from reyna no more, kindly re-subscribe again for the second time around once more otro otro hehehe!

Barrio Siete Series
Another blog entry that I am bringing with [...]

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Royal Blog Santacruzan WE 11/30/08

December 5, 2008

Here is another Blog Santacruzan I posted on Banco De Reyna which I am bringing over here so I would have a complete collection of my weekly chorva. As I have said previously, don’t make gaya what I am doing kasi this is against some presidential decree ever daw. If you do this, wa ka [...]

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Royal blog santacruzan WE 11/21/08

December 5, 2008

I am bringing over the blog entry I posted on Banco De Reyna just so I have a complete Blog Santacruzan for my collection here and as future reference. I know this is against the rules of those ahhh…. organizations who ranks my page pero, KIVER! binagsak na nila ako noh?! Wa pakels! This is [...]

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My annual physical checkup

December 5, 2008

Amsterdam
Beautyness. Hibik, singhot ang ginawa ko here nung nakita ko yong bahay ni pinag-taguan ni Anne Frank. Yong canals? Shock ako. Feeling ko, model river na ang Pasig River nung panahon ni Imelda, at least that gurl was trying to do something sa Pasig River noh? And don’t even talk to me sa river dun [...]

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