NEUTERED BLOG
This coming 2010 Philippine Presidential Elections, I prefer to be neutered. Yeap, wala akong papanigan. I learned my lessons sa lecheng US Presidential chorvalais. This time, I will be bipartisan bisexual pero nut balimbing. Close to the elections, of kors, I will make my own endorsement for the right price. Haller! Expensive kamo ang monthly rent ni Reyna Elena sa bluehost! Kaya talamak kong tatanggapin ang mga political advertisement at donations.
SEX PATI KABIT NOT COUNTED
May I present ko senyo ang mga candidates for Miss/Mr. World Peace sa blog na to. Saliksikin, okray okrayin at ilabas ang pros and cons nang mga kandidatong makikipag-umpugan sa silya nang Mgakanyalang Palace. Hopefully, at the end of the day, we could reasonably decide kung sino ang da best for our turd world kawntri based sa past achievements nila, good public service records at indi kung ilan ang kabit nila. Kiver kung malibog me kabit o dalwa ang sex. Not counted yun.
OLD HABITS WILL NEVAH EVAH DIE
Teen-ager pa lang ang mga lolo at lola naten, bayaran na ever ang eleksyon. Kakandidato pa lang, na-declare nang winner. Shame sa technology nang Amerika. Ang mga tukmol na natalo, ni indi alam kung pano mag-concede. One time pati yong natalo, sya ang dineklare na winner. Leche! Hmpt!
ITIGIL ANG LECHENG KANTAHAN SA ELECTION CAMPAIGN
And they have this thing during the election campaign. Mga pakanta-kanta pa! Leche! Parusa! Sintonadong alambre ang mga boses. But you can’t stop them. Staple na ata yan nang political campaign. Indi pinag-uusapan ang issues. Mga projects kasi puro fantasy karamihan. Mga OFW’s kinakalimutan pag alang election. But if they want to win the gay votes? Eto suggestion ko: learn how to sing just like us. Start tayo sa Bahay Kubo (many thanks to Annalyn for the lyrics!)
LEARN HOW TO SING GAY
BAHAY KUBO
valer kuberch
kahit jutay
julamantrax dochi
ay anek anek
nyongkamas at nyutring
nyogarilyas at kipey
nyitaw, nyotaw jutani
kundol, jutola
jupo’t jolabastrax
at mega join join pa
jubanox, nyustasa
nyobuyas, nyomatis
nyowang at luyax
at around the keme ay
fulness ng linga
YES, WE CAN???
Kaya for the good of the aboridyinis population of the Flippines, our own Banana Republic (me 30% discount po sila this weekend! Hahaha!) our own turd world kawntri, can we ever match the political maturity nang western nations sa darating na eleksyon?!
P.S. Me love you long time!
All those who left a comment on Social Climbing with Janette Toral, I added you all on my royal bloglines so I could get updated with your world. I also added each and every single one I met there including Janette Toral, Lad, Chris, Dine Racoma, Roel, Ederic, Tonyo, Teacher Glady’s, Angel Cuala, Snow, Annalyn, Fitz, Eugene, Gary, Jehzlau, Mica, AJ, Fatherlyours, Anna, Azrael, Nicely, Sabrina, Ada, Tyrone and Edelweiza. I’ve also added those beautiful people I met at the Nuffnang Event in Global City. Starting with Mitchie, Joyful Chicken, Lizz Buenaventura (no feeds found here Lizz), Roanna and Jing. If I miss anyone, leave me a message here. You have no idea how long my bloglines list is hahaha! Otherwise, the regulars here that I have not mentioned are already listed in the very long bloglines account ko.
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Naks may link love hehe salamat po
Padala na lang din chocolates LOL
Micamyx’s last blog post..My Clear Sexy Black Halloween Party for Bloggers Experience
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neutral po hindi neutered
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hahaha ganda po ng lyrics, e pano naman yung mga kandidatong mahilig magsasayaw ng swing sa stage?anu naman kaya bagay na danze muzic sa kanila?
hay naku buti nalang dina sasakit ang ulo kot mamumrublema kakaisip kung sinung kandidato iboboto ko dahil twing botohan ala ako sa ating bayang sinilangan,sigh!
lee’s last blog post..Husband of the Year Award.
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naku iha wag mo masyado seryosohin at sasakit ang alak alakan mo dyan sa ating reyna hahaha
lee’s last blog post..Husband of the Year Award.
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Hehe, kala ko, may announcement kana Kamahalan for an early Christmas giveaway, kaya sugod agad ako dito.
tamang tama nga, really a nice gift – an RSS subscription and a love link. Hehe, maraming salamat!
bloggista’s last blog post..Public Service: Urgent Oracle Job Requirements
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nyahahahaha naiimagine ko na duet kayo ni chuvaka LOL tapos chuwariwariwap si malen at pusa LOL
bluepanjeet’s last blog post..Patay Gutom!
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Andito pa rin ako, Reyna ko…..nasa paligid-ligid lang…patuloy na nagmamahal…
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@bluepanjeet – grabe pinatawa mo ako sa imagination na ito. pero kidding aside, tama naman si reynz that old habits never evah die! you nailed it reynz – ibang klase naman kasi mga politicians dito sa pinas eh.
btw, maraming-maraming salamat sa linky love. grabe reynz,i’m having a hard time kung anung blog ang gustong-gusto ko dito na ilalagay ko sa bloggery buzz ko sa linggo. hehehe…
Snow’s last blog post..50 Things You Might Want To Know About Barack Obama
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hehehe, meron kang nakalimutan, yung mga padasal dasal. pwede na simulan ngayon ng media ang pag-abang at pag motivate sa mga pipol op da Philippines, napakagandang modelo ang bagong presidente ng estados unidos, tutal naman, gaya-gaya tayo sa kano, this one is worth imitating!
roni’s last blog post..10 years old girl earned ?woman of the year? title
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Uy, salamat sa link love, at shempre sa pag-subscribe.
Fitz’s last blog post..On Good Debt, Bad Debt and Ugly Debt
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Palagay ko na inspire kay Obama ang mga kakandidato sa 2010 presidential election.Pupunuin ng mga kandidato ang kanilang bulsa ng barya.Sabi ni Obama I’ll bring Change.Barya lang pala ang katapat.Hehehehe!
Cocoy’s Delight’s last blog post..The Birth of Pinoy Jesus Christ
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@leslie,
hehehe! cheap kasi ang keyboard ko, ang QWERTY eh nasa bottom right upside down hehehe
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Eh ayan na nga di ba? Puro na daw sila Obama hahaha! Ba’t biglang bumango ang pangalan ni Obama sa Pinas? Hehehe
reynz’s last blog post..Sure na ba kayo? About Quezon del sur?
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padasal dasal? hahaha! alam ko kung sino tinutukoy mo hahaha
reynz’s last blog post..Sure na ba kayo? About Quezon del sur?
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me lab u long time too ay_ambot! hehehe
reynz’s last blog post..Sure na ba kayo? About Quezon del sur?
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hahaha, mas nakakatawa kung palitan ng “castrated” yung “neutered”, hahaha!
roni’s last blog post..10 years old girl earned ?woman of the year? title
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eh di ba politically neutered naman na talaga ang mga politico hahaha today white party, bukas black party pag natalo pa rin, gagawa nang sariling party hahaha
reynz’s last blog post..Sure na ba kayo? About Quezon del sur?
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dapat nun binabalibag sa swing hahaha dancing wid tifaklong ang dating hahahaha
reynz’s last blog post..Sure na ba kayo? About Quezon del sur?
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@blue,
helllo! lead singer ka kamo namen hahaha!
@snow,
only way for me to follow u know hahaha me nagseselos at di ko raw binabalandra sa royal santacruzan hehehe si malenggay hahaha
reynz’s last blog post..Sure na ba kayo? About Quezon del sur?
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eeek! wa work ang reyna hahaha linky linky lang at mahal ang chololatey hahaha
reynz’s last blog post..Sure na ba kayo? About Quezon del sur?
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not a problem fitz only way for me to follow everybody sa haba nang bloglines ko
reynz’s last blog post..Sure na ba kayo? About Quezon del sur?
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hahaha who knows! baka ako ang magkaron nag biggest xmas gift of all! been waiting forevah! nakaaa! baka dumating na nga ang uber sekweet! hahaha!
reynz’s last blog post..Sure na ba kayo? About Quezon del sur?
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@Reynz and Snow
- Tragis hahaha
Presenting, Bluepanjeet and the Chuwari-wari-waps! hahaha
bluepanjeet’s last blog post..Patay Gutom!
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Meaning sinasagot mo na after 48 years?! Yahooooooooo! Mamaya may parada ng balloons, fink balloons malapit sa citi hol ng Philly. Hanapin mo yung banner na Will You Marry Me, Mah Queen? hahahaha
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wow ang plastic mo xxx. super! Hindi ko alam kung paano nabubuhay ang mga taong plastikado tulad mo! Ang kapal ng mukha mo ateng! Social climber ka na wala namang binatbat!
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Reynz, Hayup sa lyrics ng Bahay Kubo hahaha, napatawa mo ako don ha, “Fulness ng Linga” haha.
Froilan’s last blog post..Ramon Magsaysay Laureates spearhead Caravan of Good Governance
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hak hak hak indi aken yan, ki Annalyn yung tiga Manila Bulletin hahaha ninakaw ko lang dahil tawa ako nang tawa hahaha
reynz’s last blog post..?Makati ngayon, Pilipinas bukas?: Jejomar Binay
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oo naman, pero once na nagkita tayo, kelanga i-odit ko muna ang laman nang bank account mo kung tunay at di maligno hahaha at lahat nang bangko pakakasalan kita hahaha
reynz’s last blog post..?Makati ngayon, Pilipinas bukas?: Jejomar Binay
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walanjong bahay kubo yan. nyahahahah!
BURAOT’s last blog post..Piktyur Piktyur: Alipunga
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hehehe don’t tell me minimorize mo nah?! hahaha!
reynz’s last blog post..Bayani Fernando. Is he going to be a good President?
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