Unemployed America

by Rainier on November 8, 2008

Gano katindi ang unemployment problem sa Amerika? Titigan nyo ang lola. Di pa ako nag-sisimula sa punyetang trabaho ko sa Chicago, na-fire kaagad ako! Puta naman! Grrr! 10 million jobless people. I can’t believe kasali ako! The most in a quarter-century. Pasko pa naman. Ang masakit nito: It’s only going to get worse. At ang worse, leche! Wala akong boylet! Hmpt!

Kumapit na ako sa patalim. Maiksi. Mahaba. Malapad. Lahat. Kinapitan ko na. Tumulay na ako sa alambre. Kumain na ako nang bubog. Kahit bawal sa religion ko, leche! Sige na! [Eeekk! Teka! Wag yun!]. Anything, para magkapera. Pero teka… Maganda ako di ba? Ano nga kaya??? Hmmm… The oldest profession… *ngiting aso*

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Gugol November 8, 2008 at 1:09 pm

Magpa-auction ka ng Reyna Elena gear.

Read: Mga pinaggamitan mong damit at hindi pa nilalabhan.

Malay mo, may pumatol. Mga sira naman mga tuktok ng mga kano e.

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reynz November 8, 2008 at 1:14 pm

hehehehe HAKHAKHAK magkaka bulate ako sa sinabi mo! hhahaha pero excellent idea! pwede pa ba to sa eBay??? ma-check ngaaaaa! HAHAHAHA

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MRJUNSY November 8, 2008 at 4:29 pm

So you’re coming back to your old profession dear? Escort for 75yo men ???

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Ms PinkBiik Reply:

ha ha ha ha ha… o btw… love the new layout

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lcm November 8, 2008 at 4:30 pm

Ask and you shall receive

i’ve sent an e-mail to all my friends yesterday asking them to give me their coins, jewelries, Visa gift cards, via intercomm, fed ex, snail mail, e-mail, telex fed ex , telegram, LBC, Western Union or just plain see me at 2nd flr so I can use it for my Hawaii trip and a $2,000.00 anyaa hindmarch purse. after we got the poison e-mail from Gov Arnold S proposing to cut our paychecks. i will be resending the e-mail as I ahave to add they can give me their Victoria Secret free panty gift cards, lotto ticket, scrathers, back scrathers free air miles and those 11/05-08 newspapers with Prez Obama on the front page so I can sell it.

I got a lot of response from people that had a good laugh after reading my e-mail… a lot of love and a few coins to start my collection

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lcm November 8, 2008 at 5:16 pm

re the paperclip there is this guy who bartered a red paperclip into so many things and the last one he got is a house which he is now trying to barter oneredpaperclip.blogspot.com

worth a try these days,
waitresses are getting tips of more than $10,000.00

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reynz November 8, 2008 at 5:21 pm

yeap! umuulan lang, pero ready na ako mamayang gabi sa kanto hehehe magkita tayo, alam ko customer kita hehehe

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reynz November 8, 2008 at 5:22 pm

i might have to try that! good idea! hahaha!

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reynz November 8, 2008 at 5:24 pm

as they say, what they do in California, the entire nation follows – i wonder who’s going to bail out California! grrr

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lcm November 8, 2008 at 5:32 pm

but if Mr. Warren Buffett is reading this, all I reaallly want is a ticket to Okinawa to be with my daughter when she gives birth to my first grandson on January .
i;ve read before there is a website for people begging on line, i think we can use this time

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reynz November 8, 2008 at 5:38 pm

ever tried writing Bill Gates and Trump? who knows! they might just bite it! hhehe

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lcm November 8, 2008 at 5:45 pm

well first we have to pull out Arnold, I did not vote for him, then the change can start from there. ang binibigyan niya lang biz yong mga friends niya. this is what happened to my former office. the new building was about to be constructed, all the materials for the foundation have been delivered and then he decided to stop construction so he can sell his friend’s unused building in Pleasanton. ggggrrrrrrr, now all these clerical staff have to pay aboutn $200.00 for BART tix from Colma to Pleasanton

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lcm November 8, 2008 at 5:50 pm

gising ka na pala Tita! nagkape ka na ba? he he he, me pang kape pa ba tayo? pati nga coffeemate hindi na ako bumibili he he he hopefully you’ll have callings on Monday for job interview, oh sige magbabad ka na sa bathtub para fresh ang skin sa interview God Bless

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reynz November 8, 2008 at 6:01 pm

hay naka! ewan ko ba dyan sa governor ninyo at binangkrap ang California! kairita! but hey, they’re building a bullet train from SF to LA, did you hear that?

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reynz November 8, 2008 at 6:02 pm

tipid ever! dati dunkin donuts leche pati sila mahal na rin eto Wawa Coffee pede na to, imaginin ko na lang na starbaks sya lecheng buhay sa amerika oo!!!!

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lcm November 8, 2008 at 6:11 pm

bullet tren oo magkakapunta na kami sa Rally ng No on 8 sa LA. third night na kagabi ng Rally from Civic Center to Castro then back to City Hall, the birthplace of gay marriages 4 1/2 years ago started by Awesome Newsom

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Snow November 8, 2008 at 7:23 pm

nice idea yan gugol. idagdag mo pa yung auction.ph para mas masaya ang bidding! ^_^

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nina November 8, 2008 at 8:54 pm

eh kasi naman inaway mo si Doreen eh…masyado ka ata nabigla noong nag resign ka…

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reynz November 8, 2008 at 9:16 pm

ateng,

wala akong regrets sa ginawa ko and no, that’s been building up over the years. don’t worry, malapit ko nang isambulat and i’m sure once na sinulat ko, you’ll agree with my decision dahil ang alternative to stay is not good.

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reynz November 8, 2008 at 9:18 pm

it’s about time! first time kong mag-drive from SF to San Diego leche kayo dyan mag-patakbo! pare-parehas nang mga tiga Boston grrr! ayoko nang mag-drive dyan hahaha kaya dapat di lang SF to LA ang bullet train, sa ideretso mula SD hanggang dun sa Vancouver hehehe

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reynz November 8, 2008 at 9:20 pm

i did not know na me counterpart ang ebay sa pinas? ma check nga yan! thanks for that!!!

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lcm November 8, 2008 at 9:36 pm

excuse me, pero hindi ako nag dradrave at walang balak magdrive inewher in the nir future, ingat ka kasi most of them are asleep on the wheels

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lcm November 8, 2008 at 9:52 pm

meron akong BMW – BART, Muni, Walk

Cadillakad dito sa Powell, Chinatown, Civic Center

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reynz November 8, 2008 at 10:04 pm

hahaha! indi lang asleep on the wheels noh? bang-bang-bang pa kamo! leche ang drive by shooting dyan senyo, masagi lang nang konti ayuf hahabulin ka na! alam mo, kelangan turuan nang friendly lessons ang mga drivers sa California hahaha

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reynz November 8, 2008 at 10:06 pm

2-doors, 28 windows. hehehe. at least me driver ka. hehehe

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chuvaness November 9, 2008 at 1:12 am

lolaaa, chineck ko ang sony vaio fw laptop price sa TRINOMA!!!!!!!! sa SONY CENTER mismo. anak ng tokwaaaaa!!! 89,900 pesoses. na guilty tuloy ako. hmmm, hamo mababayaran din kita :)

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lcm November 9, 2008 at 1:16 am

binibilang ko yong maiiwan ko na carbon imprint go to myfootprint.org, spoiled lang ang mga kano (ako pango), gusto nila tatlo kotse nila, eh isa lang naman ang katawan nila para mag-drive kaya ayon dami nilang utang, kaya ako less stress, kung may attitude ang driver inirereport sa 311

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reynz November 9, 2008 at 1:18 am

~prst~ mag-papaka-pokpok na lang ako! *waa! *waaaa! *HUWAAAAA!!!!

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lcm November 9, 2008 at 1:23 am

ms chuvaness, basta huwag mong isasangla, he he he, i left one Acer 2006 to my pampankin, ayon sentimental value talaga sa kanya

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Fatherlyours November 9, 2008 at 3:36 am

unga, I agree 100% lalo na siguro kung panty or breif na hindi pa nalabhan, mas mahal siguro kasi pwede pa nila langhap-langhapin.Galing na idea mo Gugol!

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reynz November 9, 2008 at 10:06 am

pinuntahan ko. gusto ko sanang isalpak ang buong blog ko as my imprint hehehe ayaw tanggapin hahaha

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lee November 9, 2008 at 3:01 pm

not bad hahaha

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