I should have been with my beautiful nieces Bebeth, Gigi (na nang-gagalaiti nang kakahanap saken hehehe), Roselle (who’s flying today to LA with husband David), Francis and everyone else. Tinakbuhan ko mga kabisyoooo!!! Hahaha! Makatanggap ka ba naman nang invite to have one fine dining chorva in one of the swankiest chorvalais in the city from these two fine, very fine thank you ladies who I met 11 months ago and who are now my sweetest BFF, defender of truth, freedom, liberty and all the territorial claims sorrounding Spratlys, although nag-ko-komplain na nang social climbing expenses ang mga to hahaha! Syeeet! For once, napilitan akong tuminooooo!!! Hahaha! For one night coz am with Malen and Pusa. What you see around is just like my house. Hahaha! Do you know where we were?
Presenting the hunkiest, adorable, kissable and newest Makati Call Boy. One night stand. At the Makati Shangrila Hotel. Anyone interested? BPI BDO Visa/Mastercard and paypal are accepted. Kahit Anson’s. Affordable terms. Downpayment required nga lang. Pag native kahit naka bahag, pwedeng charity. Nakakausap naman ako eh.
Leche! Akala ko ino-okray okray lang ako nang dalwang to. I was headed to Sofitel which was the original invite. The voice from the past shouted at me while driving off C5.
“Pusang Maganda and Chuvaness“
“Hoy, Reynz! Biglang liko tayo!” sigaw nang Malen sa pobreng driver!
“Eeek! Anito Lodge?!” leche, pati driver pinag-nanasaan ni madam! sexual harassment to ah! Muntik na tuloy akong mabangga!
“Anong biglang liko?! Hindi ako pokers noh?!”
“Tanga! Sa Shangrila daw tau!” Galet na si madam.
Huh?! Bakeet? blacklisted ba ako sa Sofitel?! What’s going on?!
What can I say. I always have the craziest fun time with these two BFF’s of mine. Both of them are my ceremonial girlfriends, wives and concubines depending on what job application and event I am. They treated me to one eat you can all everything haluin together in one spoon and fork forever. Teka lang… pagkaing baboy?! Maybe not. Dahil we’re at:
Circles. Ok, fine, intern ako here. See the gurl? Tinuturuan nya how to make reservations to beautiful people. Only. Kaya pag di kayo pinapasok, kulang ang paligo nyo. Pramis. This place is like a military barracks. Army, airforce, marine, navy, pulis, dami. Handa sila. Handa silang ipalamon si Reyna Elena sa doberman in case na takasan namin ang bill. Sino naman kaya ang nag-sumbong na tinatakasan ko ang bayaran?! Once lang naman akong nag-CR nung dumating ung bill ah!
Look at this array of fuuds!
Eto ang mga fuud na dinekwat ko mga kabisyo.
Tray one. Siba.
Tray two. Lamon.
Tray three. Kain.
Final performance. Hahaha! Halo-halo! Hahaha!
There was just one big anomaly karong gabi-i mga kunichiwa. Nag-mamakaawa ang Malen. “Reynz, isang subo lang please!. Tama na yan! Reynz! $100 na yan! Tama na! Reynz! $200 na yan!” Grrr! Bawa’t subo ko kinakal-kaleytor nang Malen!
Si Pusa? “Reynz, wag kang oorder nang wine! Benti-mil na maliwanag yan! Baka umagahin kaming kalalampaso dito! Taas pa naman nang takong ko!” Hmpt! Obedient ako ngayong gabi kahit lagok na lagok na ako. Kaya eto susu-ngak-sungak ako nang wine glass na yan na uma-apaw nang sum’tin sum’tin from MWSS! Grrr!
Pero eto ang trulala. Touchfullness ang where my heart is. I felt one very special bomba star. I honestly don’t mind kahit na i-treat nila ako kina Aling Karing, Although malaki ang chances na di ako sisipot hahaha! But in all sweet honesty wid mala-siling sincerity, I adore these two ladies. I might not know kung gano ka-pricey ang pasubong ginawa ko, but just to be with them – priceless. And to be here at the Makati Shangrila na never kong inisip to come (dahil ang schedule ko is tomorrow! hahaha charing!) is beyond sweet. Sinong me kebigang ganito, di ba?
Great singers they have at the lobby bar.
And we were so comfy over here. Parang bahay ko talaga. Hehehe!
It’s even lovely outside. Ako. Ako yung lovely.
Leche Pusaa!!! Bugbog sarado na naman ako sa isang taong mukhang tao dyaaaannn!!! Hahaha!
The nite did not end there. We strolled through the wide expanse of Greenbelt and ended up at St. Tropez near Red Box.
Di ko kayang tumino, pramis! Hehehe! I have to let it out! I just have to do this! Hahaha! Coz tonight is one nite eye em gonna remember until sum1 invites me to Sofitel hehehe! Me time pa naman eh, anyone?! anyone? Hahaha! Charing lang pero pag me invite na dumating, cancel ko flight ko hehehe!
Malen and Pusa, truly many thanks. Promise sa susunod, I’ll buy you cars. 2 doors, 18 windows. School bus sya. Isn’t blogging fun?! You get to meet la creme de la creme? Kaya have fun, enjoy life, magpaka-bangag, network, multiply your friends, make WORLD PEACE, keep social climbing alive then run for Senator! Hahaha!
P.S.
Uber na ata ang mga social climbing na to mga kabisyo. Ipapa-rehistro ko pala ang kalabaw namen kaya ako umuwi. So, there will be no more updates until I get back home sa Estados Unidos. Leche! Lilipat pa naman ako nang Chicago and will make some uber-empake ever. I always have a great time everytime na umuuwi ako and I felt like I have been here forever. I really would like to see Ely, si Empress Maruja, si Jojitah, si chona and even made appointments to meet Jepoy, pero leche, dami ko pang sisibakin na kahoy. I don’t have no more time to meet JC, Bea and Sally as well. I have not heard from Bluep. I hope his grandmother is ok. Maybe next time I am around, we’ll just do a Bloggers Social Climbing Party para together one another ang EB dahil baka mag-tampo ung mga indi nakakita nang glittering bola korona nang reyna. Congratulations to Salve Duplito (samen na lang yun!) hehehe! I owe Jing of Nuffnang a date. Leche, hinahanap ka ni Alvin (my nephew) who is annoyed wala na rin akong panahon to meet hahaha! Thank you everyone! See you again next time! Now pa lang nalulungkot na naman me that eye em going home! Grrr!
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HOY bukas an restoran ko, inaantay ka wa na ako suki ng vetsin especial
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social climbing overdose na ko ‘daaaay hahahahah isang cut off ako magtitipid nito. HHAHAHHAHA. hirap na hirap na ako sa kursong to. lekat, ang mahal ng tuition!!!!
but it was really a fun night. thanks for the happy times, reynz. yeah, it’s been only a year and yet, it’s like we’ve known each other since birth.
thank you sa regalo mong laptop. BWAHAHAHHA. thank you ‘daaaay sa wakas at hinatid mo ko ng door to door, finally!!!! kung di pa kita hinarass eh hahahhaha
seriously, from the bottom of my heart and soul, thank you jud sa tanan tanan!!! mwaaahuuugss!
PS. shall we put our ‘agreement’ on paper?
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mwahhhh hahahaha talagang bawal omorder ng wine!!!!
thank you so much for all the social climbing chienes that you taught us, and for the wonderful friendship and op kors for your generosity hehehe ang ganda ng camera talaga!!!
tenchu soooo much :*
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Sino may ari ng tray one, two at three? hehe. Yung tray three parang may presentation pa. Pero looks familiar yung tray one, parang ganun tray ko kapag kumakain ako hahaha.
Uuwi ka na pala… happy trip. Hintayin ko na lang yung Bloggers Social Climbing Party, next time.
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you opened a restoran? saan? sa balkon ni chuva?! hahaha! di kaya hulihin ka dyan? hahaha
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helllo! eh panu ba naman pag di kita dinoor-to-door eh di sinalpok mo ko sa manibela hahaha!
hehehe anong agreement dyan ha? ayoko nga! hahaha! nasusuka akong isipin hahaha
reynz’s last blog post..One pricey call boy?s nite in Makati: Bawal omorder nang wine!
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heheh very welcome kayu ni malenski and thank you for a wonderful night ever! hahaha!
reynz’s last blog post..One pricey call boy?s nite in Makati: Bawal omorder nang wine!
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hindi pala ako pwede sa mga ganyan-ganyan… ang mahal… awts…
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hope to meet you amor sometime! kelangan ko nang mag-trabaho hahaha we’ll plan this party next time kasi hirap i meet ang mga bloggers one by one! hahaha
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vhonne, boung retirement yun nang dalwa hahaha! yaan mo, we’ll plan one big party next time!
reynz’s last blog post..One pricey call boy?s nite in Makati: Bawal omorder nang wine!
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mag-ipon-ipon muna ako… para may mabili naman bukod sa fishballs… fishballs lng kasi ang hindi nagmamahal… wala kasi silang puso…
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sarap!!! pag nag EB tayo sa Sofitel naman pero ikaw taya – hahahhahahahha…
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whoooooaaasome!
Delish all the fuders sa Shang…..
sarap tuloy umuwi….argh!
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Kinain mo yun lahat Ate Reynz? You are so matakaw pala. Bwahahaha! Enjoy! Teka, may pasalubong ka ba for me? Charing!
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wow mamita kabooking mo pla sila.. metch na metch tlga kayo… ikaw ang balance beam nila.. hehehe..
panalo dyosa kayong tatlo..!
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Pasalubong kooooooooo! Kahit tinapa lang at bagoooooonnnnngggggg. pleassseee.
ingat sa byahe. Nakaburol na ata ang lola ni BlueP kaya kahit sa blog niya ay nag-break muna.
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Wow – saraaap ng mga fud!!! Uwi ka naman ng tahong dito – - hindi yung overcook tulad ng luto ni YoungCanCook ha?
Naglaway tuloy ako sa sushi! Ang gaganda ng mga BFF mo?! Talagang ginamit ang paypal earnings para lang sa ‘yo! Shempre, Dean ka ng Social Climbing 101 no?! Kaya kailangan, learn sila from the Mistress! Hahahaha!
Enjoy enjoy!!
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Kahit dalawa lang friends ko pag ganyan ka generous hehehe!!! Iba na talaga nag artestah Reynz…
Okey, goodnight na! Tapos na review. Di na ako mazezero pag magpapa-exam ka!
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kayod sa paid opps vhonne hahaha kung meron ka hehehe
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meron hehehe kina tita milagros sa gilid nang sofitel hehehe
reynz’s last blog post..One pricey call boy?s nite in Makati: Bawal omorder nang wine!
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delish nga pero leche ata ang priciliceousness hehehe
reynz’s last blog post..One pricey call boy?s nite in Makati: Bawal omorder nang wine!
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ibabalot ko si native, you like?! hahaha! i can’t believe na siniba ko yun kamo hehehe
reynz’s last blog post..One pricey call boy?s nite in Makati: Bawal omorder nang wine!
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hahaha balance beam ha? hahaha! tatambling ka talaga here sa dami nang fudders hehehe
reynz’s last blog post..One pricey call boy?s nite in Makati: Bawal omorder nang wine!
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order na lang me sa filipino store hahaha hahaha then padala ko seyo ganun din yun diba? haha
reynz’s last blog post..One pricey call boy?s nite in Makati: Bawal omorder nang wine!
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truly had a great time with them! lalo pa’s sila nagbayad hahah enjoyed talaga, indi kagaya nung mga tiga-Voorhess grrr
reynz’s last blog post..One pricey call boy?s nite in Makati: Bawal omorder nang wine!
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really nice people lovelyn at alam mo naman, nameet ko lang ang mga yan dito sa blogging tingnan mo naman kung saan dinadala ang lola para mag-merienda hahaha
reynz’s last blog post..One pricey call boy?s nite in Makati: Bawal omorder nang wine!
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ahahay. ang sweet naman nina malen at pusa. too bad didn’t get to go out with you din reynz! really toxic at work. corporate audit’s coming up soon at nas-stress na nga ako. isang tabi muna ang pag-social climb. hehe.
the food at shang looks delish! meron kinakainan ang nanay ko diyan na eat all you can din e. kaso sooo pricey talaga. parang 1kiyaw/head. no drinks pa yun. and that was, i think a couple of years ago pa. hirit ko nga sa kanya, pag gumanda ang bank account ko, ililibre ko sya.
ang first date namin paguwi nya (she’s now somewhere in florida, ansarap ng buhay ng lola) eh parlor. ampanget na ng hairlaloo nya. hehe.
next uwi mo reynz, pramis, pagpapaalam ko kay strict hubby na sama naman ako kahit isang gimik lang. hehe.
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Pede arborin mga BFF mo reynz??:D
mamaahhhhhh (( besos )) grabee it’s been an ages since my last visit, feeling ko tuloy parang ako’y taga ibang planeta na hehe miss yah!! Nasa pinas ka ulet??grabee ka!! sobra na yan mamatay na ako sa inggit hehe
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uy joke lang naman. di na ako masyadong nagluluto ng tinapa, baka ipagimpake ako ng mister ko ng bag. bumabaho raw ang bahay eh. heheh. mayron nga rin sa Asian Food Store ng mga Filipino foods.
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Aha! Kaya pala.
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hi reyna im carl , at last i`ve got picture with you , becoz your famous hehehe,
http://veggiecircle.multiply.com/photos/album/251?mark_read=veggiecircle:photos:251&replies_read=12
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Hello there Reynz!
I hope you are home safe now. Nice meeting you and thanks for such a warm and bubbly person.
‘Till your next trip here. See you around. Muah!
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the food looks delicious.
napadaan from badoodles’ site,
joshmarie
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mga sosyallll…waaaahh katakot makihalubilo sa inyo…\
sushi sushi waaahh kainggetttttt!
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chona, di na tayo nagkita sa sunod na lang, hataken mo na rin si hubby hehehe
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hehehe keri lang yun, ang alam lang namen is how to act like one hahaha mga pagkukunwari lang to na ginawa in action hahaha
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joshmarie,
thank you for visiting! at salamat sa agimat ni badoodles napadpad dito ang walis tingting nya hahaha
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just arrived home, eto blog agad inatupag hahaha see you next time!
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hey carl!
really nice meeting you last nite! hahaha baka notorious kamo? hahaha
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sorry bebeth hahaha sukat kasi di nyo ko dinala sa sofitel hahaha next time pramis hehehe di ko na kayu tatakbuhan, that is pag walang invite uli ehehe
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welcome back cheh! grabe! kala ko tuluyang sinurender mo na passport mo at nag-ibang anyo ka na hahaha
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joke?! anaks! syang tlaga, madami pa naman ako pinamili hahaha! ano yang mister? Nag-iispray pag nagprito ka nang daing? hahaha na-alala ko yong husband nung pinsan ko, ganyan sya galet na galet hahaha
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grabe, splendid looking japanese food. sarap ng sushi!
btw, reynz —> it was a pleasure meeting you sa digital filipino bloggers’ night. sa wakas, naka-comment na rin ako sa blog mo. *shy*
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That sushi looks excellent.
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tsalap, tsalap!
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wow snow! andito pala tong comment na to hehehe! no more shy! social climb to the max! hahaha!
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hi Lizz,
they do have some very good selection of foods. me american, me japanese, wala akong nakitang pinoy but i heard yong last table were indian ata and of course fruits, salad and desserts! really good though!
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kengs,
i think you should try the place when you are in town, matutuwa mga junakees mo pati na si husbandry! hehehe!
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