Reyna Gerilya attends a military wedding

by Rainier on October 19, 2008

My family’s full of PMA’ers mga kabisyo, kaso ako lang ang gerilya. Growing up, I have another frisk and beautiful couzin (Ate Salve) who is one truly big Philippine dream at naging role model nang lola. She would become one of the most successful businesswoman in Legazpi na ka-chika na pati si Mayor Noel Rosal. Oh, de i-social climb to the max and political chorvalais of Legazpi! Hahaha! Because I was very well connected sa PMA mga kunichiwa, pinayagan akong magtinda ako nang white rabbit sa entrance nila. Leche! Natodas kapital ko. Gagwapo nang mga PMA’er! Pinamigay ko sya. Puro libre! Grrr!

If you remember, my HS bespren na nakainuman namen ni Ambo and Malen last Nov 2007, another pangkin sa sisterette who’s now in Camp Crame, another best friend who is in Toronto and today – eye em gonna sambulat ever yong junakees ni Ate Salve for one family affair yesterday. Yung pari na magkakasal frisk couzin too, si Fr. Encarnacion of Letran and UST who was hiring me hehehe. Eto pangkin, nag-bibigay nang direktiba, orders at presidential decrees.

I wanna make sure na pag nilitrato mo ko, 3 feet, 7mm distance 90 degrees angle west southeast…”

Sir, Yes Sir!!” tarantang sagot nang kodakman.

At pag di mo ko sinunod, certiorari corpuz corpuz writ habeas ang dating mo.” pa-alala ki kodakman. “At gagawin kong okra yang ilong mo!” si future misis in a few minutes kasi is an attorney from Accra Law Offices.

Ahhh sir, check ko lang order nyo. Gen. Cho’s Chicken. Pirma po sa chit.” Leche. Grabe, pati sa simbahan abot ang chinese order. An lupeet.

Dafat alas dos trenta y siete medya medya nag-start ang mass. Ang lecheng pari, nawawala sa Fort. Ibang kasalan daw ang pinasukan. Ayan, labas uli ang mga pagka-gwapo gwapong mga single… I repeeeeaaattt! SINGLE na mga PMA’ers na to. Hehehe! (O, yung mga single white female dyan, I am now taking orders. Palista kayo! Hehehe!)

After four scores and seven years ago, dumating si Fr. Tuloy ang kasalan. Donna, Veron, Ate Judith, Francis and Fr. Nap.

Pasok uli.

Ayan si frisk couzin. Self-made success business chorvalais story nang Legazpi. Pati family, wagi. Ewan, ba’t di nagaya sa family ko. Grrr! Now, sino ang nagsabing pinupulot ang success? Kausapin si frisk couzin! Hahaha! She is one big book of successfulness. Hehehe!

Sister ni Roan, si Bebeth who went on a bottled nawasa-diet para magkasya sa suot nya. She’s an attorney. Yeap, pinalaminate yong PRC chorva. Tumatanggap den sya nang labada. Hehehe!

Sister pa ni Roan, eto naman si soon to be medical doc chorva UST grad si Gigi. Binibenta ko tong dalwang to! Hehehe! Any takers?! Anyone? Hahaha

There’s another attorney in the family na wez ko get and litraks, laude laude ever UP graduate, si Atty. Jufil pero around around lang sya as well as the other LA based Roselle, yung oldest who is now Mrs. Bagongsuklay Newcombe hahaha! An sama nang tingin tuloy saken nitong future general. First time nyang nakita ako. Ako raw kamukha ni KC. Kabayong cute.

Tumatanggap na ako nang dowry via my paypal account because I know future Miss Philippines and mga to! Hehehe!

Eto si ang bride. Humabol sa kasal. Kaba-baba lang nang traysikel.

Bastos! Anong dinudukot nito?! Alam ba to ni Roan?! Di ba yung garter sum’tin sum’tin eh piktapos na nang kasal?!

Pinag-iinitan ko to. Gusto kong sumali. Wala akong role dito! Leche!

Wala akong magawa. Kelangang sundin ko ang batas.

Atty. Rhio Fuentes during her emotional moment.

Wish ko ganito ang entrance ko sa first day of work ko sa Chicago.

Ayun, pinamigay na si gurl. Eto yong tearfulness daddy moments kahit di naka-inom! Hahaha!

I do! I do! I do! Bilisan nyo!” Eto yung part na hini-himatay ang guy at di makapaniwalang nakaharbat sya nang isang babaeng saksakan nang ganda! Hehehe

Piktapos mag-pirmahan nang credit card application sa harap ni lord, eto na si Captain Roan Nuylan and Atty Rhio Fuentes as “Mr. and Mrs. Nuylan”. Proud moments.

Roan and Rhio, I wish you both success just like Ate Salve. At pasensya na sa pang-uuto, pang-aasar ang pang ookray ko hehehe, turo to ni Veron at ni Bebeth! Hahaha! Wala akong kasalanan dito! Hehehe!”

One family affair.

Kodak time!

Reyna Dating Personals coming soon! Hehehe! Dami kong products na PMA’ers! Hehehe!

Eto naman ang pang-aasar moments nang PMA Class of 1999. Naglalaro pa sila nang Truth or Consequences. Hahaha! Before you pass, me consequences if you don’t make good ung pinirmahan mong credit card earlier. Anong gagawin? Sasaksakin ka nung espada hehehe!

Backdrop lang yung kotse sa likod. For display lang kasi ang binayad sa renta. Nag-iintay actually sila nang traysikel.

One more look how proud and excited ang Roan. Leche! Di ko man lang nakausap yan sa simbahan! Di mapigil ang sum’tin sum’tinng iniisip! Ayan sya o! Haha!

Eekkk! Aarestuhin ako?!

That’s Donna Faye who’s doing her law studies also.

From this point, naubos ang baterya nang lecheng camera kong GSM. I could have shown you:

  1. How the place was exquisitely and beautifully decorated! Uber and nag-design nung room!
  2. How bubbles float in the air habang dancy dancy together yong bagong kasal.
  3. Wala tuloy litraks ang Ate Salve while she was doing her flawless speech!
  4. Brigadier Generals and Legazpi’s Mayor moments! Kairita! Pagmamayabang sana!
  5. How I was asking Bebeth na gusto ko nang mag ballet sa stage because yong violin player was uber good!
  6. Kung pano hinakot ni Francis Encarnacion yung fuud sa labas! As in an tagal! Grrr!
  7. Roselle, si Kuya Pilo ang sisihin mo sa Mrs. Bagongsuklay hehehe! Di ako yun! Di nga ako makakain sa kakuletan eh!
  8. They even called me to line up with Roan’s male friends as unmarried guy daw for some photo op. Hehehe! Wrong! Dapat dun ako ki Rhio! Hahaha! Nagwala tuloy si Atty. Jufil at hinarbat ang Gigi! Hehehe! At hinarbat kong ka-partner si Bebeth nung pinakuha nila samen ang single unmarried gurls sa mga guests hehehe! Pasubo pala ang kasalang ganito! Grrr!

It was my first experience sa military wedding. I was in the US at di nakauwi nung kinasal si Rolan Hinanay, another PMA’er nephew. But tonight was really memorable. Sori sa panggugulo. Hehehe! Sori lord sa mga katarantaduhan ko sa simbahan. Hehehe! But the night did not end there. Dahil everytime kasama ko tong mga pangkin ko, the night is always young. So, we ended up here:

Dream Girls!” We went to Laughline. Nakita kasi namen si Inday Garutay.

Kinabagan ako ever sa “I who have nothing!” nang dalwang lecheng to! I swear you should watch them perform! Grabe!

Sister Act II – I will follow you! Pag di kayo nabuang sa performance na to, ewan ko na senyo! Hahaha!

I will follow you daw dun sa naka-green. Sya yung nakakabaliw sa “I who have nothing!”

And the performance ended with Deal or No Deal hahaha, nang-hihingi pala nang TIPS. Leche!

I’m really proud of my frisk cuzins who are so lucky sa business and family. Si Ate Salve, Ate Judith and Ate Nellie and I grew up with them. Eto ngayon kasama ko sa mga kaokrayan ang mga junakees nila hehehe! With Rhio in the family, I’m sure we’ll have a great time with you. Oras lang ang iniintay ‘day hahaha si Bebeth malupet dyan ako nagmana, wag mo akong sisihin! Hahaha! Fun moments continues tomorrow! Ciao for now!

One more look at them!

Roan, you are so cute and good-looking! Mana ka saken. Rhio, you are so lovely, mana ka rin saken! Hahaha! Congratulations!”

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lenski October 20, 2008 at 1:14 am

edi naiyak ka? di ba pag nag aattend ka ng wedding naiiyak ka?? EHHEHEHEEH

this is awesome. such a lovely wedding. gusto ko din tuloy ng PMAer LOL

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lenski October 20, 2008 at 1:15 am

PS

gusto kong mag punta sa laffline. which one is better zirkoh o laffline?

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reynz October 20, 2008 at 1:36 am

leche! i don’t like laughline! naliligo ako sa pawis the whole night dahil nagtitipid sa meralco! ilang beses kong kinatok ang guy, di talaga binuksan ang aircon, basang basa ang singit ko! grrr!

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reynz October 20, 2008 at 1:37 am

alam mo naman hahahah pag wedding hehehe

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pusa October 20, 2008 at 2:28 am

bonga pala ang militar wedding chorva noh?
ilang panyo naman naubos mo sa pag-iyak?

kamukha mo nga un pangkin mo reynz

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reynz October 20, 2008 at 3:52 am

kaya nga wala ako sa litraks dahil maga ang mata ko hehehe! kamukha? but of course! prehas kaming kyut! hahaha!

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roni October 20, 2008 at 6:32 am

you have a beutiful family. nice wedding. kamukha mo yung pari! hehehe.

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reynz October 20, 2008 at 8:16 am

mas gwapo ako run hahaha! tsaka kyut ako hahaha!

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pusa October 20, 2008 at 8:34 am

nyahahah ayun nga ang sasabihin ko sana, himala wala ang ‘kyut’ mong mukha sa mga eksena!!! LOL

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reynz October 20, 2008 at 10:55 am

nang-gulo na lang ako hehehe leche baka upakan ako pag nabasa nilang inokray okray ko na ang mga pangkin ko hahaha

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jojitah October 20, 2008 at 2:27 pm

ay mudra iso-social climb ko yang frisk cousin mo pag hinarbat ako ni manong ko sa Legazpi, pede ko ba yang kuning ninang sa kasal? lols!

matatalino pala ang lahi niyo.

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kengkay October 20, 2008 at 7:24 pm

ay, ang ganda talaga ng mga drama sa pinas ano esp yang buong pamilya ang kasama. nung kinasal kami dito may tombola ang mga imbitado kasi limited lang ang upuan sa restaurant, hahaha

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reynz October 20, 2008 at 7:44 pm

haha email mo nga ako privately kung sino tong naharbat mong uragon hehehe at am sure kilala yan nang mga kakilala ko sa uragon land at makonek konek na hahaha ipakilala kita ‘day! uber sipag lang ang lahi namen day! hehehe sipag hada ang lola by exemption hehehe

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reynz October 20, 2008 at 7:46 pm

enjoy ako dito kasi puro kami mga lukaluka hahaha kulang na lang pakpak at lilipad na kami iwan namen mga katawan namen hehehe

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Fendi October 24, 2008 at 3:48 pm

ahaha!! bakit dafat 3 ft away vah?!! Cute pala ng naka uniform..gusto ko sila lahat! lol

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reynz October 25, 2008 at 5:17 am

‘day! sinabi mo kaya nga linggo linggo ako dyan sa PMA nun eh hahaha

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Jufil January 6, 2009 at 10:29 am

At bakeeet wala akong litraks ditech everrr? Grrr! Gusto ko pa naman ma-sight ng buong ka-chorvanesan ang beauty ko! Leche! Harharhar…

Haaayyy. Buti ka pa may time to update your famous blog. ‘Yung blog ko isasara ko na at sumisikat na ako mashado. Baka ipatawag na ako ng Korte Suprema!

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reynz Reply:

EKKKKK!!! as in kagigizing ko lang! i knew me kalapating dumapo! hahaha! hanap ako nang hanap nang litraks mo wez ko ma-sight let me look again kahit isa update ko, hahaha kakape muna

an saya ko you’re here! hahaha thanks for visiting! yaan mo update ko!

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Hannah February 22, 2009 at 4:49 am

Hi your highness, naggoogle ako ng wedding story and there you go, found your story

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jorgina agilar... November 13, 2010 at 10:45 pm

miss reyne,

naaliw ako sa sinulat mo…namiss ko tuloy ang kafrenshipan ko mula sa masikhay cl of 99…

ang saya naaliw aso…

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