One spectacular world class chorvalais in Global City

October 16, 2008 by reyna14
Filed under: Art, Bloggers Event, Global City, La vida loca, Nuffnang, Social Climbing, The Fort, Travels 

My entry today is one truly spectacular santacruzan that would bring me to the swankiest place in Manila, called “The Fort” or “Global City”. Believe you me, I’ve partied in places I really can’t afford hehehe chorva lang, like New York, Washington DC, London, Prague, Paris, Tokyo, Budapest and more, but this place is one that you all can brag to the world and well, afford if you’re with some fine and pretty women who will harass and intimidate you till no end! Grrr! This is soooo not turd world! This is one place that’s truly world class. Bagay na bagay for me. As a matter of fact, I was one…

Fully booked male model tonight.

It started in Eastwood when I picked up this lady and that lady and another lady who got stucked in Makati traffic, who hired me to be their personal driver slash temporary boyfriend slash social climbing professor slash mas maganda talaga ako kanila to drive them to one Art Event in B7. Art?! Moi?! Porno lang ang art na alam ko! Helllo! Pasalamat ang mga to, dati akong taxi driver sa Manila. Hmpt!

We ended up in this place where I was soooo dang ready to be auctioned off. I’m sure I’m gonna be so highest priced one hot hot bid item commodity! Hallerr! Tini-trade ko na nga sarili ko sa New York Stock Exchange anoh? But it was not my fault kung bakit bumagsak ang stocks. Hindi talaga. Pramis. Ah-ah. Wag kayong maniwala sa haka-haka.

I have a niece (Zandra) who graduated from the University of the Philippines, Chemistry. Assignment nya to mix some potions at hindi acido muryatiko to maintain my extremely exploding attractiveness. Sa totoo lang, pati mga ex-kanbik attracted sa lola nyo! Hehehe! And tonight, fairy godmother played some cute joke with me and be magically surprised by this lovely, smart and intelligent lady who would turn out to be my brother’s daughter best friend. Si Geraldine Malagueno!!! Leche! Hahaha! Our Nuffnang Philippine Manager ever! Hahaha!“Anong ginagawa mo dito?!” says her. “Umuwi lang me just to attend this event.” Tumino daw ako else tatawag sya nang security. Hehehe!

We were at “The Biggest Outdoor Art Gallery in Asia” event in Global City.

That’s Jing, Agnes, c’est moi, Malen and Mitchie

Seated across us were these two very cute couple (si malakas at si maganda) who were asucarera mejor pati si Pusa gusto ko nang halikan sa inggit! Grrr!

So, I acted like one truly reformed human being na meron horse breeding. Look at me with my Rainbow BFF! He even invited me to the first Rainbow Event! Leche! Mag-pe-peyd oops na naman ako nito nang mga $5 for 800 words na walang tulugan! Hehehe!

There’s even WORLD PEACE that night and Jehzlau became my newest boylet. Walang katotohanan ang cheezmaks sa Manila na nag-away kame. Peks man. What i said about him was one sweet terms of endearment hehehe! Lahat nang sinabi ko sa kanya, hindi talaga totoo. Leche! Nag-mukha akong lolo nito! Grrr! Awayin ko kaya uli to! Hmpt! Hahaha! Inggit kayo sa love story namen? Struck of magic glitters BFF ko sya! Hahaha!

One of the paintings and/or picture that I really liked was the one done by Gari Buenavista, entitled “The best things in life are not things “. They are “Boylets”. Ehe! Pano ba?! Anyway, that was the first art that strucked me and I did had a connection. Pano ba naman, maliit pa lang ang lola, mga kalaro ko kalabaw. Sa putikan. Leche! Everywhere I go, I am always reminded of my life in Barrio Siete.

So, I thought of buying it and they introduced me to the culprit. Leche! Ang galing nyaaa!!!

Verditas kayo sa inggit mga kunichiwa? Normal yan. Social climbing to the maximum level! He was the artist behind that picture! Hahaha! Back to back with me! An sayaaaa!!! This picture should effectively shut up yong mga tiga New Jersey dyan na walang ginawa laitin ako for being such an artless creature! Grrr!

It was such a fun event and we truly had a great time pati yong cute host hinarbat namen to have a pic with us! Hehehe

Yes, me putong binigay sa loob nang coffee mug! eBay item to! Hehehe! Bebenta ko!

Wez ko nang kakatukin ang neighbor ko para manghiram nang baso de kape.

Binigyan pa kami nang pantraysikel worth 1,000 SM Credits na pilit na hinaharbat nang babaeng to! Hmpt!

From there, we headed to Brava for some more chorva.

We waited for our special guest who was making fun of me kasi daw walang nag-bid sa lola kahit isa! Eto sya! Pinag-tatawanan ako! Grrr!

We did not leave until nag-makaawa yung mga guards na umalis na kami.

Nung pinutol nang Meralco ang ilaw, that’s when we left.

Ang di alam nang guard, di pa kami tapos. The parade of the stars just started! Hahaha!

Para kameng mag-syota! Papasa to sa mga kano na me gurpren akong naiwan sa Manila! Hahaha!

Mistulang couples for christ kame! Hahaha~!

Cinderella? Shoes mo ba to?

Dalian nyoooo! Tumatawag na talaga sila nang polisss!!!

Hayyyy! Salamattt!!!

It was about 3 hours past midnight. I should have been a frog by now. Instead, I went back to one cute taxi driver to drive back to their homes my products.

First stop? Ortigas. Social ang friend nang pangkin ko! Hehehe!

From there? Pinag-bus ko na ang tatlo.

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P.S. I love my ladies tonight!

Charing lang! Susungalngalin daw ako nang Malen pag di ko hinated sila! Hahaha!

Credits

Many, many thanks to Geraldine Malagueno and Roanna Catap of Nuffnang Philippines; Amor Maclang of Geiser Maclang; Tina G. Fernandez of Artinformal and to all the people behind those works of art and the great event.

P.S. I might attend!

Last May 2008, I was in Davao visiting Beng, with Malen and Ambo and we missed an event in the city wherein we were told Janette was there. Eh lasing na kame nun hehehe! Today, I received an invite from her. Proud ang lola. Kaya lang, I’m going back home to Philadelphia on the 26th. I have quite a schedule for one crazy lola because I’d be driving to Chicago a day after I arrive Philadelphia. Now, that’s a 16 hour drive. Chicago will soon be my new home.

But I won’t pass this event and will do my best to be in full santacruzan regalia and be there pag natapos suldahin ang korona ko sa vulcanizing shop. Here’s the invite.

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54 Comments on One spectacular world class chorvalais in Global City

  1. Jehzeel Laurente on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 2:36 am

    2. ur cute :P nyok.. nice meeting you reyna elena.. hahaha! di ko akalaing nasa pinas ka pala :P nyok nyok :P
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  2. lenski on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 2:58 am

    3. HOY!!!! si Jing, hinatid mo mismo sa harap ng condo bldg. nila. Si pusa, door to door ‘day.

    Kami ni Mitchie, iniwan mo sa HIGHWAY!!!!!!!! Tseeh!

    lenski’s last blog post..Santacruzan sa Gitna ng Subprime

  3. reynz on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 3:03 am

    4. hehehe! ini-istok kita Jezeel hahaha! yaan mo, madali lang naman ako here hehehe nice meeting you!

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  4. reynz on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 3:04 am

    5. at least nasa tapat na ang eastwood noh? eh yong pobreng lalaki, antagal nang naghihintay nang sasakyan! masisi mo ba ako kung charitable ang lola?! hahaha!

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  5. Baklang AJ on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 3:05 am

    6. It was great to have finally met you ateh! (Ateh talaga noh?)

    Sana makarating ka sa RBP meet-up and sa Pride March na rin! Go go go na sa peyd-opps! Lol

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  6. pusa on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 3:16 am

    7. nyahahaha ang sayasaya, salamat ulet santa claus :D go go go sa social climbing skills 102

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  7. mtoni on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 3:17 am

    8. sosi at talagang magaganda kayong lahat..everrrrr.

    pinapatay nyo talaga sa inggit ung mga taong hindi makauwi uwi. di bale me araw din kami.

  8. reynz on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 3:18 am

    9. hahaha same here anak! sana yung RBP would be around last week nang December hehehe! and i sure love to join the pride! kudos sa RBP!

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  9. reynz on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 3:20 am

    10. hahaha social climbing 102 na ha? hahaha! but one thing i forgot to blog about… hinay pag baba galing sa social climbing kasi YUNG IBA DYAN nahuhulog sa HAGDAN! HAHAHAHA

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  10. reynz on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 3:21 am

    11. naku toni! you are soooo telling the truth! hahaha! yaan mo, pag-uwi mo, tatawagan ko yong mga sagala naten para swak na santacruzan ang dating hehehe

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  11. mtoni on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 3:21 am

    12. ate malen naalala ko last year di ba ganyan din inabot mo?
    ahahahaha sobrang tiwala lang talaga sau ng inang.

  12. reynz on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 3:22 am

    13. butangera yan! kahit sa madilim iwan ko yan, ok lang! hahaha! tanungin mo nga kung bakit sya nahulog sa hagdan dun sa event! hahaha!

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  13. lenski on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 3:31 am

    14. HAHAHHAHA eh pano hinde level yung hagdan hahahha shuckssss talaga ang sakit hanggang ngayon ng left foot ko hahahahha

    if i know tinulak mo kaya akoooooo

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  14. lenski on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 3:33 am

    15. HOY!!!!! sabi ko wag mong i b blog toooo hahahaha buti na lang hawak ko ang mga camera kundi pinicturan nyo ang rise and fall kooooooo hahhahahahah

    lenski’s last blog post..Santacruzan sa Gitna ng Subprime

  15. Jehzeel Laurente on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 4:15 am

    16. bwahahaha! nag tour tour pa pala kayo.. sayang di ako nakasama may hini hintay kasi me client that night.. tsk tsk tsk.. kita kits sa digital filipino event sa PAGCOR ^_^

    Jehzeel Laurente’s last blog post..May New Post na si Jehzlau!

  16. Roanna on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 7:06 am

    17. Hi Reynz! you are so funny! haha thanks for coming! it was nice meeting you kahit nagulat ako!:) at sabi namen ni Jing, magregister na kayo sa Nuffnang! :)
    Roanna’s last blog post..The Cesc is sad

  17. aki ni mamita on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 9:34 am

    18. uya ka na palan?

  18. reynz on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 10:06 am

    19. hehehe lumaklak lang kami, kaw kasi ayaw mong iwan ang mga kliyente mo, mas marami pa dyan hahaha see you at PAGCOR me pangkasino pa naman ako sa reviewme hehehe

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  19. reynz on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 10:07 am

    20. nakaaa! sa social climbing pinag-aaralan din ang pagiging sosyal sa downfall in the stairs hahaha i mean, literally hahaha buti di nangudngud nguso mo ateng! hahaha

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  20. reynz on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 10:09 am

    21. iyo ne! kumusta na so klase mo?

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  21. reynz on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 10:11 am

    22. normal na nakakagulat ang exotic beauty nang lola, it not just you hehehe marami pa sila dyan hahaha

    will definitely join!

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  22. kengkay on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 11:56 am

    23. nagkakadaiyak na ako nito sa inggit pero have fun, napapasaya nyo na ako sa mga posing ninyo

    kengkay’s last blog post..sana matapos na

  23. kotsengkuba on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 12:12 pm

    24. kala ko Fully Booked is a book store turned cofee shop. ang daya nyo, kung alam ko lang na may mamimigay ng mug sana umuwi din ako. hahaha

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  24. reynz on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 1:49 pm

    25. yaan mo ateng hehehe malapit na akong makipagsantacruzan sa la germania hehehe

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  25. reynz on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 1:51 pm

    26. bookstore shop cum coffee shop nga sya, masyadong high end maganda ung lugar na to KK tsaka meron pang pan traysikel na binigay hehehe

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  26. reynz on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 2:08 pm

    27. hehehe ingungud ngud pa nga sana kita kung natuloyan ha eh hahaha sukat kase feeling elite ayun! nadale hahaha

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  27. ate sienna on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 2:43 pm

    28. mahal na reyna, kelan ang balik mo dito? (eh teka, nahan ka ba talaga… physically?)

    may gusto sana akong itanong sa iyo eh, pero dafat sa email. kaya let me know kung andito ka na sa east coast, hokey, my dear? eto ang email ko atesienna at gmail dot com.

    hintayin kita…

    ate sienna’s last blog post..Imbayts en Tags

  28. ate sienna on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 2:45 pm

    29. at oo… wag kang matakot… hindi kita uutangan. hehehe

    in the great way of donya buding, “MAYAMAN AKOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” falsetto, mezzo-soprano, in the highest DO!

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  29. chuva on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 3:06 pm

    30. Graveyshusness!! Bongga na talaga ang SC101!!! Sobra sobra sa benefits!! hahahaha! Hoy - - buti na lang umatend ka ng class kong “Plastikan 101″ Haha! Pati kaaway, BFF na - - galing ng mga turo ko no?! SC101 + Plastikan 101 = BFF!!! Hahaha~!

    Enjoy enjoy!

    Chorva Chorva!!

    Chuva

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  30. jehzlau on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 3:12 pm

    31. bwahahaa! oks kita kits :P nyehehe… tamang tama di ako sumama.. hanggang root beer lang kaya ko eh.. wahehehe :D
    jehzlau’s last blog post..May New Post na si Jehzlau!

  31. Ely on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 5:17 pm

    32. uhmmmmmmm, sino ung naka-blue?!? hehehe

    Ely’s last blog post..i-facts

  32. reynz on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 5:41 pm

    33. daming naka-blue, isa na dun si angelina jolie o kaya naman yung artist na si gari hahaha, ako pantalon ko, blue hahaha

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  33. reynz on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 5:45 pm

    34. ki-num lawde ba naman ako nang lenski eh anofanga di best student chorva ang dating! hehehe!

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  34. reynz on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 5:47 pm

    35. nasa pasig ako anak! sumasagwan sa pasig river na ang halimuyak eh talagang kasuka suka, nag email na po ako seyo, wag kang magpadala nang isang kabang pulbura, balita ko sumasabog daw yan hahahah

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  35. reynz on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 5:49 pm

    36. ow?! aba sayang! eh anong gagawin ko sa nakba-badget para seyo?! hahaha leche! ano kaya ang hiling nito? kakain ako nang bubog? tutulay sa alambre sa taas nang shangrila? ano? hahaha

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  36. lovelyn on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 7:52 pm

    37. Days lang akong di nadalaw, andyan ka na sa Pinas! Ang saya, inggit ako!

    Next siguro dito ka na rin ipapadpad ng iyong magic walis ting-ting. See you soon! hehehe…

  37. Beng on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 8:09 pm

    38. Ngeeeek! Kailan ka lang nandiyan? Bisitahin mo ko dito sa Davao. Hehehehe, nahibang na me…wala na pala ako sa el pueblo namin.

    Hala sige mag-enjoy to the max ka!

    Beng’s last blog post..From West To The East

  38. reynz on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 9:47 pm

    39. ang mahiwagang walis tingting ko na galing bohol hahaha kelangan lang magsaya bago lumipat sa Chicago hehehe

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  39. reynz on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 9:49 pm

    40. i know!!! hahaha! that was the plan! dafat nanggugulo tayo sa Davao nito! hahaha! pero malapit na ang santacruzan sa la germania! yaan nyo hehehe

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  40. reynz on Fri, 17th Oct 2008 9:51 pm

    41. root beer?! well at least indi na gatas noh? especially pag galing china! bwahahah! charing lang! hahaha!

    reynz’s last blog post..One spectacular world class chorvalais in Global City

  41. Mitchie on Sat, 18th Oct 2008 10:51 am

    42. Finally, I have met the Reynaelena I’ve heard so much about from cousin Chuvaness..Hi Reynz!!! *wink wink* =p Grabe! Whatta a very engaging and an intellectual person you were last 16th. I had so much fun, ‘day! Sosyal ka talaga! =) Truly, never a dull moment with Reynz around…

    Mitchie’s last blog post..BackLinks Needed

  42. Mitchie on Sat, 18th Oct 2008 10:55 am

    43. Si Reynaelena all the way from the US nameet ko na finally! weeee! It was a one big Churvalais event talaga! Thank you so much, REynz for EVERYTHING! Love you! wahahahaha!

    Mitchie’s last blog post..BackLinks Needed

  43. reynz on Sun, 19th Oct 2008 12:08 am

    44. mitchie? istatue?! hahaha! u mean, tinapon mo na kaba ang everything at talagang may i comment ever?! hahaha! THIS IS GREAT! the first steps in social climbing! mabilis kang matuto! hahaha! A student in social climbing 101 hahaha

    leche! anong engaging! yung waiter ayaw makipag-engage saken noh! hahaha intellectual dahil asong paskal hahaha

    glad to really meet you! yong BF baka me brother! alam mo naman kung saan ako hanapin hehehe

    reynz’s last blog post..Piolo Paskal

  44. reynz on Sun, 19th Oct 2008 12:09 am

    45. grabe!!! i might have to accelerate you to social climbing 102 hahahaha! alam mo bang pinapaniwalaan ko tong lahat?! hahaha! sayang eh! hehehe!

    reynz’s last blog post..Piolo Paskal

  45. Lizz on Sun, 19th Oct 2008 3:29 am

    46. Hey Reynz! It was nice to meet you too! :)

  46. joyfulchicken on Sun, 19th Oct 2008 4:26 pm

    47. Nice meeting you.

    Damn it… I look stupid in Korean mode :-D

  47. Anonymous on Sun, 26th Oct 2008 2:33 am

    48. tangina mo!

    Anonymous | IP: 124.104.85.159

    This is anonymous’s IP. I guess, not a nerve to identify herself or himself. But as usual, I am posting the comment. (Reynz)

  48. gary viray on Sun, 26th Oct 2008 9:03 am

    49. Damn! This reyna elena is one of the sexiest I got to meet last night at PAGCOR Paranaque during the DigitalFilipino.com club event.hehe. Actually, we didn’t have a camera that night but I was able to ask ajay to take a photo for the 3 of us. Remember? The kitten, the queen and the nobody! lol

    gary viray’s last blog post..I am not proud of my blog

  49. Anonymous on Sun, 26th Oct 2008 1:41 pm

    50. hay graaaabe, tumpak ka (the rest of the comments were deleted by Reynz)

    [ i will not allow this type of comments. if you can post a comment here while you hide your personality as anonymous, it's not fair to accuse and name people in your comment. if you want me to approve your comment - you have to be fair. identify yourself. REYNZ]

  50. reynz on Mon, 27th Oct 2008 2:03 am

    51. same here liz!

    reynz’s last blog post..One pricey call boy?s nite in Makati: Bawal omorder nang wine!

  51. reynz on Mon, 27th Oct 2008 2:04 am

    52. chicken mafia! hahaha nice meeting you!

    reynz’s last blog post..One pricey call boy?s nite in Makati: Bawal omorder nang wine!

  52. reynz on Mon, 27th Oct 2008 2:05 am

    53. naku gary! sexy?! hahaha i like honest people! it was certainly nice meeting you last nite and i have to find that pic dahil i only have very few kairita!

    reynz’s last blog post..One pricey call boy?s nite in Makati: Bawal omorder nang wine!

  53. Anonymous on Tue, 28th Oct 2008 8:16 am

    54. Sorry darling i’m one of your thousands of fans… eh baka ma chugi ako! Rest of the comments deleted by Reynz (To anonymous: Don’t be upset but it really doesn’t matter even if you’re a fan because it’s not really fair to shame people on my blog, else, I’d be in trouble, it’s as simple as that. No, we’re not close. I just met the person that night and I do intend to build a friendly relationship with the person, irrelevant of your charges. I could only surmised that you must be the other one. If you wish we can discuss the topic BLINDLY and put some other names because you are pulling my name into this story and believe you me, it’s really not fair on me because I have no idea what transpired. Do please understand me. Thank you. Reynz)

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