Palin’s fire is goner while Obama sizzles back and on fire!

by Rainier on September 21, 2008

World globalization ekek world power chorva, kaya kahit wala kang kinalaman sa mga kalechehan sa Wall Street bigla na lang nayanig ang tangke nang gasul mo sa Pasig. Wa tau choice, whoever wins this election will decide pretty much kung hanggang kelan merong WORLD PEACE. Kaya, punyeta ever, gusto kong maglakwatsa nakatutok ako sa lecheng kaeklavuhan sa CNN! Mga leche ang mga tong pinapakinggan ko! Hmpt! Grrr! (Happy Birthday pala to my very, very best friend Mike, a PMA’er, from Ilocos!!! Tagay na lang pare!!!)

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America’s honeymoon with Sarah Palin is mukhang ovah. But hey! She can still see Russia from her house! Di ba? U see, something’s wrong with our education, too. Bakit? McCain needs to learn his economics and Sarah Palin needs to go back to studying evolution. Combine the two and I see bloated horny teenagers flipping burgers. So, let me tell you what I know about creation so you’d know something about evolution. Dinosaurs started at the gay bars. That’s where all the titi.liit.taurus evolve into bigggggg dakunisaurus depending on how much you sukbit de los hijos engkantados. Nakuha???

I’m not a pig, (I mean, I could be hehehe!) but one day, I’ll wear a lipstick like Palin (pronouned as Peyyy-lin, aksent on the last si-labol). Believe it or rifles, she was actually my uragon coz me like her tirada ever ever, birada to the bones chorva during the Republican National chorvalais. Howevah, I was also careful enough to do my own Indiana Jones because after the gavel badel Gibson interview? dang! I have no inclination of joining her in the Temple of the Doom! And so therefore, may I conclude, that I believe I was not the only one who ate the last banana because the Palin effect has now leveled off, losing its momentum and probably will end up as nothing more than ad infinitum. Au revoir McCain, you should have just chosen the maverick from Connecticut, Joe Lieberman.

Last week, McCain was on a total offensive and Obama on the defense. (Hmmm… reminds me that I have to put my loyalty to Eagles. Yeah, yeah, it’s against my religion to watch football, but damn it! those two Manning brothers! Gusto ko silang lamuninnn!!! Grrr! Get them away from me! One by one lang! Kelangan ko pa rin ang isa by my side! Hahaha!).

Blessing in disguise! Wall Street helped Obama dahil buking ang McCain na walang knowing! He must be so darn annoyed, not at the subprimes but for his obvious lacking of macro-economics ding-aling! hahaha! Result? Obama’s back in the lead with CNN’s latest poll of polls, out Thursday afternoon, showed Obama ahead of McCain by 3 points, 47 percent to 44 percent with other polls putting Obama at 48 percent. So, ya’ll college and MBA students reading my blog? Ya’ll better be good in economics and learn your GDP. Hehehe! Learn with Reyna’s Macro-economics 101.

Meanwhile, I don’t see WORLD PEACE with the coming presidential tralala scheduled as follows:

SEPTEMBER 2008
26 Presidential debate in Oxford, Mississipi

OCTOBER 2008
2 Vice Presidential debate in St. Louis, Missouri
7 Presidential debate in Nashville, Tennesee
15 Presidential debate in Hempstead, New York

NOVEMBER 2008
4 Election Day

JANUARY 2008
20 Inauguration Day

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I know all about the cheezemaks hahaha! The email, the text, and the chat brigade and even some calls!!! ang gumulantang sa Reyna with some eklavu ever that’s going on right now. Hahaha! Pero, wa biro, pramis, thank you all and I know this is one simple coded paragraph. Ya’ll know lateh! Also, I hope everything’s ok with the move from Dusselldorf to Berlin by the Hafner Family! Best regards to ya’all! Ciao!

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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious September 21, 2008 at 8:28 am

wow congrats. my technorati authority is down to half just today… what happened to technorati?

Mabuti Barack knows his footing in economics. Kung pareho sila ni Lolo walang alam eh lagot ang US and Asian economy

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roni September 21, 2008 at 8:32 am

with your site here, america should learn tagalog, lol! hey the neurons are splittin’ again, good for you!

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reynz September 21, 2008 at 3:55 pm

ewan ko ba dyan ki tekno! even my bloglines are zero samantalang andami kong blogline readers, leche talaga, my tekno is down more than 50% i don’t know, sabi ko na nga ba scam din ang mga yan hahahaha

buti dumating ang subprime ekek, mas matinong pakinggan si Obama sa macroeconomics kesa sa lolo mo na walang alam makigyera hahaha

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reynz September 21, 2008 at 3:57 pm

tumpak at korek! hahaha! sila ang sumunod saken! bwahaha! teka, me pinagsabihan ako nyan di ba? hehehe!

hoy! yong lecheng neurons splitting ever na yan! baka mamaya katapusan na nang mundo pag nagkaleche-leche yan! sana nag experiment sila sa saturn at wag dito sa earth! asan na ba si mogli at i-iksplika yan saten! grrrr!

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