What should I do with this $5,000?

by Rainier on September 20, 2008

What do you do when you have $5,000 at your disposal? Right now? To me, I see a lotttta of boylets mga kunichiwa! Small, medium, big, tall and very wide boys! So, let’s do some conversion in pesos. Tadanng!

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Who’s giving me access to this anda when according to Wall Street, credit is tightening ever??? I mean, I’m pretty so – did I pokers myself? Nakatipak ba ako for writing wid Ka Pepe? Nauto ko ba wid acedemic writing chorvalais ang ReduceMe?

Actually, somebody sent me this:

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That’s how easy it is to get loans dito mga kunichiwa. It’s like birds in the sky chorvaloo ever fall in the sky por you. Now, what in the freakin’ world are they doing? As in, hallerrr!!! Unemployed an lola!!! Ba’t ako pina-pautang??? Hindi ba, possible candidate ako nang subprime chorva eklavu?

Alam nyo naman ang mga kamay ko, imbistigadura. So, I checked Citibank. I noticed, there’s that tiny, little number on the upper right hand corner.

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So, gora metch sa Yahoo Finance. Ang cooking nang ina nya at traded sa New York Stock Exchange!

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So let me see! Let me run my statistical chorvaloo sampling ever ever in the whole Pennsylvania eklavu. How many are we na pinadalhan nang letras de leche na ganito? I’m sure merong isang dosena dyan na itinakbo na ever in the bank at mega-fly sa Colombia at humihitit na nang talcum powder.

So, what happens pag na-encash ko na ever to? Bebenta nila ang utang sa Wall Street and merry-go-round chorvaloo subprime ever? Halller!!!

Pero teka lang…. Wat u think? Hmmm…. Itakbo ko na kaya to Barrio Siete at magtayo nang WORLD PEACE Foundation sa aming federasyon?

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chuvaness September 20, 2008 at 5:10 pm

hahaha

daiii…kelangan mo yan….ipamasahe mo papunta MOA…mag jetplane ka dahil bukas na ang awarding. baka ikaw ang tanghaling winner at maka-akyat ka sa esplanade LOL

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reynz September 20, 2008 at 6:26 pm

‘dang! i know! and i saw the darn link on my dasboard! hahaha! teka ha? kaso wala na raw bakante sa Business Class nang Northwest, eh alam mo naman, kinakati ako sa Economy hmmm… tawag pa ako nang ibang airlines hehehe!

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Thess September 21, 2008 at 11:27 am

Lol @talcum powder ha ha!

Hi Reynz ;) …agree kay chuva, go for it!

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reynz September 21, 2008 at 3:59 pm

ayaw! hahaha! lecheng mga nagpapautang na yan! mga leche talaga! kaya nagkakaleche-leche buhay namen sa amerika! hahaha!

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kengkay September 22, 2008 at 8:08 am

hay, dami din dito ng ganyan. kapag eng eng ka, butata ang mangyari sa yo!

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nina September 23, 2008 at 1:46 pm

bigay mo sa akin, wawaldasin ko sa oyropa…

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Eric Go September 28, 2008 at 12:38 am

probably you can invest on a business or a real estate perhaps, as real estate in Philippines is appreciating.

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