Just like Reyna Elena, Gov. Sarah Palin is for World Peace, but!

Just like Reyna Elena, Gov. Sarah Palin is for World Peace. But jeeezzz, when you have one hockey mom who could well be one day the President of the United States if something happens to the 72 year old John McCain, dang! that’s pretty scary, especially now that as interviews and interviews about Sarah Palin is being brought to our consciousness, I am beginning to understand that, yeah – 2 years as Governor of Alaska, still very unfamiliar and clueless even about partylines policy and errr…. Bush’s Doctrine and worse, talking about Change that sounds very Obama! Here’s Matt Damon’s interview that I thought I’d share with you guys:

Charlie Gibson interviewed Sarah Palin and let’s listen to the interview. Decide if you think she could be the President of the United States in case something happens to John McCain.

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So, just who is Gov. Sarah Palin?

She’s a hockey Mom, hunts moose, juggles BlackBerrys and kids, reformer, but faces allegations of exerting improper influence in city and state government. A self-styled regular Red State gal, relentlessly driven, a politician of epic ambition who is running against a Washington establishment that, if elected, she will inevitably join, and even rule over.

To her critics? She’s shallow, opportunistic and even corrupt herself. Raised a devout Christian. In complex political matters, she speaks in religious terms.

1. To a church gathering, she described a $30 billion natural-gas pipeline project, backed by state tax money, as “God’s will.”
2. Similarly, she said the war in Iraq was “a task that is from God … That’s what we have to make sure that we’re praying for — that there is a plan and that that plan is God’s plan.”

She won her first election as Wasilla mayor with help and financial support from conservative groups. She’s pro-life. Oppose abortion in all cases except when the mother’s life is in danger. She opposes same-sex marriage. Her reputation is built largely on standing up to corruption. She’s also regarded by political opponents as vindictive and petty. She?s known to mix personal interests in her own political life, leading to charges of hypocrisy. She is hounded by “Troopergate.”, about Palin’s former brother-in-law, Mike Wooten, and her alleged attempts to get him kicked off the state police force. Critics say she abused her power. Defenders say she was trying to protect her family against someone who posed a danger.

She doesn’t love Hillary because of her health-care policy or pro-choice stance: she loves Hillary because she thinks girls rule. The more powerful women there are on the national stage, the better it is for all women, because this is a game of numbers,” she writes.

For now, here are some late night jokes! They are jokes but there’s traces of truth in the punchline!

1. “Some people are saying that McCain picked Sarah Palin to appeal to women who supported Hillary Clinton. This is crazy. You can’t just replace Hillary Clinton with another woman. Bill tried that, it didn’t work out.” — Craig Ferguson

2. “Vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has many views. She says she’s opposed to same-sex marriage. Did you know that? Yeah, Palin says everyone knows marriage isn’t for gay people; it’s for pregnant teenagers.” –Conan O’Brien

3. “How are you going to be the vice president of the United States with five kids to take care of? She’s got a four-month-old of her own, she’s about to become a grandmother, and she’s partnered with John McCain. How many diapers can one woman possibly change?” –Jimmy Kimmel

4. “Speaking of Sarah Palin, she said she’s a life-long member of the National Rifle Association. Which may explain why she’s in favor of shotgun weddings.” –Conan O’Brien

5. “You know, Sarah Palin likes the outdoors, likes assault rifles, has a collection of rifles, likes to shoot assault rifles. I’ll say this for her daughter’s boyfriend: the kid’s got guts.” –David Letterman

6. “I gotta admit, she looked very comfortable at the podium because it’s kinda like Alaska: you look out on that convention floor, nothing but white as far as the eye can see.” –Jay Leno

7. “It’s true, John McCain?s running mate, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, has revealed that her 17-year-old daughter is pregnant. Palin said, ‘We should never have introduced her to John Edwards.’” –Conan O’Brien

8. “Here’s the amazing part: back in 1984, Sarah Palin actually came second in the Miss Alaska beauty pageant. Now she could be vice president. You know what that means? For the first time in history, a beauty pageant contestant might actually bring about WORLD PEACE. They’ve talked about it for years; here’s one that could do it!” –Jay Leno

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