Do you know why pigs wear lipstick?

September 12, 2008 by reyna23
Filed under: Barack Obama, Joe Biden, John McCain, Politics & Government, Sarah Palin, US Elections 

Kung nag-snap ang Kris Aquino and had her Taklesa Moments na “Pa-star ka!” to Charlene Gonzales, well meron din si McCain-Palin ki Obama. Ang drama nila? Ang putang lipstick! Minsan di ko na alam kung nasa Estados Unidos pa ba ko, o bumalik na ako sa Barrio Siete nang Las Islas Pilipitnas with all these shit negative ads na babaluktutin nang kabilang kabayo for their own cow moments.

This all started when Sarah Palin used the word “lipstick” to describe some soccer hockey moms. Then in the Obama rally, Obama was trying to make a point about some Republican strategies and not about Sarah Palin mga kunichiwa and out of the holy boxers or briefs, ginamet ba naman ang word na “lipstick“, either by mistake or kung ano pa man and here’s what he had to say.

Ang lucresiang si Katie Couric naman needing some bloody serious CBS viewers, agaw-eksena, sigaw ever nang “sexism etiz! sexism etiz!”, sarap sampalin nang kokak na to! Sino si Katie Couric? Dati ko syang idol sa Today Show with my BFF Matt Lauer, kaso laos na ngayon at mas popular pa ako.

Ang mga kuwagong Republicans naman seized the moment at walang sinayang na segundo na tipong, “Obama, todas ka!” and released this campaign.

It’s like being in some morbidly ugly and dark onidoro laboratories in the Gulag archipelago trying to mix some acido muriatico chemicals and voila! you have one product that’s blatantly ugly concocted to mis-inform a lot of people. Watch the video:

Do you know what’s going on in here mga kunichiwa? It’s the power of the internet. It’s the power of the internet to tweak narratives for whatever purpose it may serve them. Puro self-serving objectives! Ganetch.

Ngayon, dahil mas intelehente kayo ki McCain-Palin sa AB Political Science, kwatro punto zero ang grado nyo, you wanna be informed, fair and not judgemental kaya hahanapin mo exactly what Obama really meant, divanetch? Well – good luck Pidro, dahil because subalit you ain’t gonna find any. Hahaha! Yon ang drama nang internet. Kanya kanyang tweak nang truth for their own lipstick kamfufuts.

Kaya there is an Obama Channel to explain their side at tirahin si McCain. Of course, meron di ang kabilang kampo which is the McCain Channel para tirahin din si Obama. Kanya-kanyang tapon nang mga kababoyan.

Isn’t this funny mga kunichiwa? Kahit na Obamaniskninovich aketchiwa, you think both of these channels were telling the truth? Sa trulala lang, kaya may I rely on the news, the pundits, the commentaries, the newspapers kung anetch talaga ang mga sampalang what happened bakit nag-lipstick ang putang baboy because you know what, magkaron man nang kanya kanyang onidoro channels ang mga politico at kung sino sino man sila, those are nothing but distorted views. And yes, applicability ever siya sa Pinas. Ganetch.

That’s my US political report mga kunichiwa. Gulo ang mundo at walang WORLD PEACE ang mga merkano here kung bakit nag-lipstick ang baboy. Bakit nga ba?!

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20 Comments on Do you know why pigs wear lipstick?

  1. HilariPaRin on Fri, 12th Sep 2008 1:06 am

    2. Pssst… hockey mom nde soccer mom.

  2. Malditang Pinay on Fri, 12th Sep 2008 1:24 am

    3. Ay naku, I’m sure nakatutok ka sa presidential forum no’… politics d2 para ding pinas mas masahol pa sa batuhan ng dumi… oyyyyyyy teka lang love ko si matt lauer noon pero ngayon kasi si glen beck na ang latest bf ko kick to the curb ko na rin si anderson cooper (notice mo mahilig ako sa cotton tops hehehe kasama na lolo mo don) pero truli ung anchor ng fox n friends weekend edition yung bago kong bf limot ko name eh guapo tsong grabe (ay di ka pala watch non kasi kaliwa ka nga pala ms hollywood hehehehehehe)
    ay naku maprepremyuhan kita for saying i look young the truth is ala na ko sa kalendaryo at di gano kalayo age namin magasawa hehehe secret age ko no!

  3. reynz on Fri, 12th Sep 2008 1:28 am

    4. Oooops! hehehe! my bad!

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  4. reynz on Fri, 12th Sep 2008 1:33 am

    5. eh panu kung maniniwala ako dito sa batuhan nang mga onidoro anong mapapala ko, that’s why kung ano anong show ang pinupuntahan ko hehehe, CNN, TNN, BNN, GNN hahaha

    loyal talaga ako ki Matt kasi nung nanood kami nung Rocketts nung pasko, stop by kami sa Rockefeller at talagang ‘day! puppy love ko sya hehehe

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  5. brenda Mage on Fri, 12th Sep 2008 2:15 am

    6. this year, naisin ko mang maging flying voter, nde ko magawa. Wala akong gana sa plataporma ng dalawang ugok. Pramises pramises… pero di mo malaman Kung papano nila gagawin ang changes ek ek. itutulog ko na lang para masaya ko pa pag gising ko. ewan ko ba…wala akong confidence sa 2 to. quote ko si bb,”my opinion is like a butt. everybody has one, and entitled to it.” yawn lang pow…..and “pfffffffft!”

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  6. Ken on Fri, 12th Sep 2008 3:58 am

    7. Ang ibig sabihon, baboy, kahit pinaganda mo na, baboy pa rin. So whatever McCain says about his policies, kesyo change daw, amoy Bush pa rin.

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  7. colegialagirl on Fri, 12th Sep 2008 5:21 am

    8. Talagang ganyan ang pulitika, sabuyan ng putik sa mukha. Kahit sino sa dalawang kandidatong presidente ang mananalo, pareho pa rin ang tingin nila sa mga Pilipino. Hindi pa rin magbabago ang kanilang forenggering policies sa ating bansa. Nadiyan pa rin ang Baliktaran, este Balikatan, magtatapon pa rin sila ng mga American junks dito, at marami paring mga Pilipino ang pupunta ng Merika para magTNT. Kay Sarampalin naman, magiging lola na siya, kung mananalo siya siya ang kauna-unahang babae na vise presidente ng Merika. Kung matatalo siya, okay lang dahil may bukas pa, at baka tatakbo na lang na pang senadora sa mga susunod pang election. Kung hindi man magaalaga muna siya ng kanyang apo mula sa anak na teenage mother, hehehe.

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  8. kengkay on Fri, 12th Sep 2008 6:28 am

    9. am syur gusto lang magpalitan ni obama at mccain ng beauty secrets, hahaha. napanood ko nga yan e, natatawa ako kasi sabi ko para manalo ang isang kandidato dapat wag na lang sila magsalita kasi halos lahat ng sasabihin nila e may ibang ibig sabihin agad

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  9. reynz on Fri, 12th Sep 2008 7:32 am

    10. tutulungan ata sila ni Paris Hilton sa changes na yan at kukulayan nang pink ang white house hahahaha

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  10. reynz on Fri, 12th Sep 2008 7:33 am

    11. thanks for stopping by ken!

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  11. reynz on Fri, 12th Sep 2008 7:34 am

    12. na-alala ko, eto yata ang pinakamaputik na eleksyon at kunyari pa ang dalawang malinis naku kung magharbatan ang dalwang to pero si lolo mas grabe hahaha kala mo trenta dos anyos kung tumirada pero you know mga campaign managers lang to at di sila hahaha

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  12. reynz on Fri, 12th Sep 2008 7:36 am

    13. minsan nawawalan na ako nang gana sa dalwang to! parang mga bugok! hahaha! tapunan nang kung ano anong kaplastikan! kaya intay ko na lang ang debate kung me mga binatbat talaga ang mga to!

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  13. Brenda Mage on Fri, 12th Sep 2008 7:59 am

    14. We will just have to take a deep breath, hold it as long as we can….and by gawd….Just save the cheerleader!

  14. bluepanjeet on Fri, 12th Sep 2008 8:28 am

    15. hehe Ginamit din naman ni MCCain yang lipstick joke na yan last year in reference to Hilary. actually sya nagpasimula nyan. Ganti gantihan lang sila LOL.

    obviously parang pareho silang very ungentleman. Ngayon lang ako nakakita ng US politiko na ganyan kadumi maglaban sa time ng Election. Nung kay Gore naman at Bush di naman ganyan kalala noon.

    Si Katie Couric naman pa “star” haha. Ano ba nangyari at nawala yan sa Today Show? Sinibak ba yan? Sayang naman dun sya nagsimula dati eh.

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  15. reynz on Fri, 12th Sep 2008 8:51 am

    16. hahaha! sinong cheerleader? si Sarah Palin? narinig u ba ang interview ki Sarah ni Gibson? ATENGGGG!!! may i bombastik ni Sarah ang Russia!

    eto narinig ko:

    GIBSON: And under the NATO treaty, wouldn’t we then have to go to war if Russia went into Georgia?

    PALIN: Perhaps so. I mean, that is the agreement when you are a NATO ally, is if another country is attacked, you’re going to be expected to be called upon and help.

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  16. reynz on Fri, 12th Sep 2008 8:54 am

    17. eto na nga ata ang pinakaduming elecksyon dito sa experience ko

    nagkaron ng opportunity kasi sa CBS nung nag-retire si Dan Rather (mortal na kaaway ni Bush hahaha) kaya tinap ang Couric nang CBS, kaso indi pa prepared ang american audience sa babaeng, minsan discriminated pa rin mga babae kaya ang baba nang ratings ni Katie Couric kaya tuloy kung ano anong drama para lang magkaron nang trapik hehehe parang blogging hahaha

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  17. Brenda Mage on Fri, 12th Sep 2008 10:30 am

    18. Oh lord ginuo ko! Napano ang treaty organization pag eto pala ang kalider lideran natin ek ek!? Para bang oy! gumalaw ka! Ka bloom! bobombahin kita agad! Opppss nakita kitang kumurap! booom! bobombahin kita….May i remind that cheerleader na bago pa mag olympics, Summit ng 2008…di ba invited nila ang Georgia and (?)Croatia (?) to become a member? Dahil hindi naman ako sumusubaybay ng gyera ( tahimik na bundok ang gusto ko eh), so hindi ko talaga alam bakit nag karoon ng fault ang NATO sa kaka re-invent nya since cold war.
    “Eef yow are going to vowt me, rest ashure that I will try to find out about this war, and I promise you… I’ll get you back!”

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  18. reynz on Fri, 12th Sep 2008 2:45 pm

    19. ewan hirap nang awayan nila, puro oil. oil sa iraq. oil sa iran. oil sa middle east at OIL KAMO SA GEORGIA hahaha! drama lang yong demo-democracy chorva nang mga yan at mga make people safe haller sa dami nang taong namamatay araw araw kala mga abno mga tao sa US

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  19. jimg29 on Fri, 12th Sep 2008 3:59 pm

    20. mukhang masyadong affectated ang princess sa political realm ng Estados Unidos…why not be partisan and rest easy…because at the end of the day, democrats or republicans would ROAST the whole US citizenry with their own MANTIKA…Makapag-AVON lipstick pa kaya ang BABOY nang lagay noon? just my cents, hehehe…

  20. reynz on Fri, 12th Sep 2008 4:44 pm

    21. hehehe eh kaya nga ako heavily politicized ngayon dahil sa mga kadekwatan nitong mga policies nang mga ungasis na yan, tingnan mo naman kami dito, tinalo pa nang Canada, nag-parity tayo last year, siguro ilang years na lang 3rd country na rin ang USA hahaha

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