I just said in my blog, na dahil nga kelangang i-appease chorva ang mga rebeldeng moro, here we are sa drama chorvaloo na cha-cha-cha. We must chorva edit edit the constitution to akomodet ang mga kaeklavuhan para ma-sign ang MOA at magkaron nang Bangsamoro Juridical Entity where kung titingnan mo yong mapa, sabi nga ni Kutz na tiga-Cotabato, talo pa ang kulay nang Dalmatian dogs. I have nothing against the wishes of the Moros to have a good life. Dahil unless wala yan, puro exchange gifts nang land mine sa Mindanao. Heck! Pare-parehas lang tayo sa Uragon Land. We are the “Poorest of them ‘ol” pa ata eh! Buti sila me highway, kami talahib highway pa rin. Grrr! You have no idea, sana mero ding MOA sa Uragon Land, you know, yong mga ancestral domain ekek chorvaloo. Kasi, I hear, me mga Macapagal na raw sa Bicol? Charing! Hahaha!
If you noticed the current feed sa ABS-CBN news, pina-uuwi ni Nograles ang mga Congressness na ibandilyo ever sa lahat nang kanto nang barangay nila about the Cha-cha-cha. Single reason why we’re doing this? To make the Moros happy. Kaya there is going to be some cha-cha-cha and our turd world kantri shall become federalism chuvalais. Ayan, updated na kayo. Who knows, baka ang susunod nito eh Juridical Entity na yong BJE nang Malaysia. Hahaha! Charing!
Tayo? I don’t know what’s our name is gonna be. Would it be Federal Republic of the Philippines? FRP, meaning, kung RP pa ba sya? Hahahaha! What about, United States of the Philippines? USP for short? Chaka ano? Para syang USB.
Malaking problema to. Ano na ngayon ang tawag ki Kutz, yung baklitang kebigan nating tiga Cotabato? Juriditites? BJ-Etites? Chaka pa rin! Hahaha! Juridicians? Pano?! Judicians? Judicia? Judes? Judas? Hudas?! Hahaha! Chika lang Kutz, wag mo akong isumbong sa husbandry mo hehehe!
Anyway, mixed nuts ang feelings ko mga kunichiwa sa Federal drama eklavu nang MgaKanyaLang Palace. I’m not saying that we don’t look after the welfare of the Moros. Pinoy din sila. Not that. But if the single most intent to change the Charter eh para paligayahin ang kokonting percentage nang mga Pilipino, to me, that’s somewhat misplaced. No offense. Siguro, if the reason for making us Federal is for the majority of Pinoy na mgaing cute and not just the select Moros who are the minority, maybe I’d change my mind.
Kaya eto tanong ko: magiging cute ba lahat nang mambabatas pati na mga moro pag naging Federal tayo? Anong feel nyo? U like?
My personal belief kasi is telling me that, pag ang isang tao kurap, no matter what kind of Victoria’s Secret ang isalpak mo sa baklang Victorino, kurap pa rin. Presidential, Federal, Parliamentary o kahit na Federasyon nang mga Tunggero sa Kanto, it really doesn’t matter to me. It’s corruption, stupid. It’s quality of education stupid. It’s highways and bridges stupid. It’s winning a gold medal at the olympics stupid. It’s sincerity stupid. It’s the economy stupid. It’s wag mong iwa-tak wa-tak ang pagka-liit-liit na Pilipinas stupid. Its’ all those things.
I believe we have enough laws at sobra-sobra na talagang laws ang nakabalandra sa bansa. Heck! Meron pa ngang Republic Act na bawal gumamet nang condom! Haller! Eh kaso, karamihan sa batas ata na to eh naka-lagay sa aparador. Naka-tupi sa Manila folder. For display lang ata.
We need a strong government. A strong leadership. A leader (*tinu-turo sarili ko*). Someone that people believe in (*yung mga nangopya nang SONA ko bilib saken*). Kaya today, for WORLD PEACE! I declare my candidacy to be the First Woman Senatress!!!
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senatresss …. lahat ba ng madilim na liblib kailangan mong pasukin ha ha ha ha ha ha
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uyy maganda ang arrive ng UKPM – United Kingdom of the Philippines and Mindanao….bonggang bongga! Parang di 3rd world diba??
O kaya USSP – Union Soviet Socialist of the Philippines har har har
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sabihin lang, para madesign ang bagong flag, o ano, pakontes ka para sa bagong minerva republic?
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Why not let each of the islands in the Hundred Islands (Pangasinan) become individual? Di ba masayo ‘yon. Put*ng’na! Bakit hindi yung kakulangan sa bigas ang pagtuunan ng pansin hindi puro pagpapalapad ng papel sa mga moro ang inaatubag nyo.
Mabalik tayo sa Olympics, for sure and just for the record, nawala na sa audit book yung $300K na dapat ipapapremyo sa first Olympic Gold medalist (sana) natin. Considered given na’yun, nasa audit book na naipapremyo na. Parang sa chess touch move, mataya-taya, topo-topo barega dumila ka sa baga.
may pang-shopping na naman sila sa europe. sama naman jan?
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pero pansin nyo ba na ang dami nang bagong country sa olymics (mga dating isang bansa na nagsipaghiwalayan at bumuo ng sari-sarili nilang bansa). just like guinea, at least tatlong guinea pigs and nakita ko – new guinea, guinea bisau, tsaka ano pa bang guinea ‘yung isa?
so pag humiwalay ang mga moro, pwede sila sumali sa olympics tapos doble na ang chances na makakuha ang philippine archipelago (not the republic) ng gold sa olympics.
sa 2010 olympian parade, may lalabas dun: taliwas republic of the philippines, moro republic of the philippines, cruzada indepentes de filipinas. sana damihan pa natin para mas maraming chances for gold. hahaha
gold diggers!
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Alam nyo mga kabagang, may pumasok nakalokohan sa kokote ko eh…..tutal gustung-gusto ni GMA ma extend ang term niya and gusto niya ring magkaroon ng Bansangmoro para matuwa yung mga hinayupak na MILF, eh di sige ibigay na nila ang gusto ni Doña Gloria….pero may isang kondisyones lang.
Dun sya sa Bangsangmoro mamuno hanggang gusto niya, hwag na syang makialam sa Pilipinas…oh divah…bongga sya dun…Pare-pareho nilang nakuha ang mga gusto nila…LOLs…saka malay natin baka tumino si GMA dun, kasi titigokin sya dun pag niloko nya mga MILF…LOLs
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Parang ang tsakang pakinggan, Reynz. Senatress. Parang Sinistress – babaeng sinister or laging stressed. Chos!
Hahahaha, the last line was so winner. Aylavet to the last drop.
Napakainformative. So opinionated. Wala naman akong nakitang daplis sa analysis. Well, analysis mo naman yan no?
But no, federal is not it for me. What we need is a complete overhaul of a government with new people in it. magfederal ka nga, sila-sila pa rin naman. devah!
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bakla! tapos na ba ang term mo as governess?? hahaha
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@KK – French Guinea ata yung isa
ang sabi inang sa radyo it would be 11 states na ang mamumuno ay Governor… maganda sana pero ito ang catch, there would be 72 senators and 300 more congressmen in addition to the existing.
wala na. wala ng pera ang Pilipinas pag nag HS na si mahal at mura hahaha Kainis
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narinig nga namen blue! these “PEOPLE” have no clue on the cost benefit analysis if you make it federal. kaso, i know that you know the single reason why this is federal. actually, kunyari lang yan to “appease” the moro. merong “ISA” dyan na ina-appease.
now back to what you said…
can you imagine this: there is gonna be a dozen State Senators, State Congressman, wala pa dyan ang dating Provincial Governor and everything. Add add ang mga sweldo.
PAANO NA ANG HILING KONG MAGKARON NANG EXPRESSWAY FROM ALABANG TO MATNOG?!! GRRRRR!!!! ANG BUONG TAXES NANG GOBYERNO NAPUNTA SA MGA SWELDO NANG MGA PPPPTTTTAAA!!!
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na-impeach ako ateng! nahuli ako sa bathroom hahahaha!!!!
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hahaha! kiks, when I became a GOVERNESS of CEBU, ni-lecture ako nang isang reader hahaha! ke lalaki, babae at bina-bae GOVERNOR pa rin daw at indi GOVERNESS. Try ko run as Senatress baka pumasok hehehe babaeng stressed like you said hehehe
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great idea ahkong!!!! ba’t nga ba dun na lang sila nang pamilya nya mag-moro moro?! pang-gulo lang naman sya ah! hahaha!!
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yun nga. kung tutuusin dapat sila magbawas ng pulitiko hindi magdagdag
wala namang ginagawa yung iba. tulad nyang si Bong Revilla, eh wala namang alam kitang kita dun sa hearing ng NBN ZTE na nangangapa sya at walang kwenta ang tanong
favor reynz, gawa ka naman ng post about the federal system sa US. Ilan ba ang senators nila dyan, ilan ba ang congressmen at pano at ano ang nasasaklaw ng independency ng bawat state.
alam mo pag yang 11 na yan ay puro kurap ang governor pupusta ako reynz, there would be 11 people power happening simultaneously throughout the islamnds.
maganda sana sya eh. ako gusto ko rin ng Federal Govt. pero wrong timing eh at saka hindi maganda na puro politiko ang uupo sa assmbly. It should be both, represented by all sectors of the socuiety
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hahaahha eh mga gold diggers naman na dati ang mga yan hahaha hirap nito pag naka-gold ang pinas, baka ipakilo naman!
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that was a good one KK! di ba nga? naka-budget na yang $300 per winner na yan and I’m sure para tong kagaya nung talahib highway namen sa Barrio Siete which I heard na FINISHED PROJECT daw, complete with ILAW pero puro talahib!
magaling ang punto mo, kanino na naman kayang kamay nakalagay ang pondong $300k? eh ilang un? KINSE silang athletes di ba? Ti-ply ti-ply! HAHAHA! andaming condo units nyan sa Rockwell!!! Wagi na naman sila! HAHAHA
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“pag naka-gold ang pinas, baka ipakilo naman!”
hahahahahaahahahahahaha
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hahahahahahahahaha
buset na junk shop yan oo hahahaha
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hahaha eh normally andun sila sa madidilim hahaha
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USSP? hahaha! baka lusubin tayo nang NATO ateng! haha
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pucha kelangan makahanap nang budget dito! madugo to KOYAH, bagong flag, bagong logo hahaha! MINERVA REPUBLIC! WAGII!! HAHAHA!
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there are certainly advantages sa federal system kasi meron nang powers ang state for all the projects and everything unlike the imperial Manila na puro na lang sa kanila anoh? it’s about time na kaming mga tiga-barrio eh mag-improve naman otherwise, wez, kelangan namin also nang MOA
kaso, will the politicians attitude at corrupt minds will change too?
yaan mo gawa ako!
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ISA ang the most important na problema ko sa Federal System na to: this was being brought in front dahil nga to appease the moros – at hindi ang boung Filipino. Yan ang kinakainisan ko, meaning, ano ang feel nang karamihan? you know what i mean?
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Hmmnnn……. Philippines has more than 7,100 islands….. pwede kayang bawat isang isla ay isang federal state of the United States of the Philippines.
Para wala ng gyera gyera……
Paano na ang tawag sa Bongo Island at sa Sombrero Island nyan?
LOL!
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totoo ba to? kung talagang tatakbo ka, sabihin mo sa akin at uuwi ako ng pinas para tumulong sa yo — sabihin mo bilis, para makakupit na ako ng pamasahe, hehe.
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Ano sila sinusuwerte. Kapag natuloy ang Pidalerismo, sorry nabubulol ako,Federalismo lalo tayong magkawatakwatak at magkakanyakanya bilang isang bansa.Ganito na nga tayo bago pa sakupin ng mga kastila. Maraming pulitiko ang magaasta presidente dahil may mga sarili na silang states composed of provinces. Anyway busy ang mga Congs and Sens ngayon sa pagpili ng kanilang texas para isabong sa pagiging pangulo by 2010. Kaya walang mangyayari sa deal or no deal at sayawang chacha na iyan.
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can you imagine! sige! magkanya kanya na tau! hahaha! isipin mo na lang:
- kanya kanyang flag
- kanya kanyang pera
- kanya kanyang central bank
- kanya kanyang passport
- kanya kanyang visa requirements
- kanya kanyang national anthem
- kanya kanyang panatang whatever
balikan naten to:
- kanya kanyang pera
HAHAHA hayop! babyahe ka, ilang bayong ang kelangan mo bitbit mo lahat nang mga pera nila? HAHAHAHA naubos oras mo sa money changer hahaha
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hay naku Manay ano! wala lang nga akong pera, pero sa totoo lang gustong gusto kong maging Senatress dahil nabubuwist ako talaga sa mga unggok dyan na dinala lang sa pera at baril ang pwesto nila taz mga walang ginawa mangurakot pa rin! nakkuuuu!
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you’re doing fine ateng! hahaha! you said it very well – PIDALISMO hahahaha!You know, mga residents nang MgaKanyaLang Palace hahahaha
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Uhmmm, I think it’s inappropriate to call them “Moros”. Loooong story
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did you know that those bastards (MILF) killed a 9 year old kid this morning and chopped him to bits. they also cut of the ears of an elder. those bastards should be bombed to hell.
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i guess i know what you mean hahaha, i have to use the moro kasi nga MILF haha
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yeah, i read all the barbaric things that they did, kelangan ibalandra ang mga gawain nang mga yan dahil i don’t really believe that they are for peace. i really don’t!
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Hmm. A Federal Republic of the Philippines? Autonomous? Look what happened to Maguindanao in particular the ARMM. Pag Federated na, we will be under the mercy of the warlords
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reynz Reply:
December 17th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
hmmm… good point! the Ampatuan Massacre was a wake up call!
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