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My brother and his family were vacationing from San Diego, California when I was home last month (May 2008). They decided to check out of Mandarin in Makati because of the outrageous price. As in hallller brother!!! Kelangan pa bang imemorize yan?! Since they couldn’t take the hotel price in Makati and the heat in Manila, off they went to Batangas. Ok, the truth is, tinatakbuhan nila ang relathieves namen. So, we drove up to Batangas one day to visit my brother and his family. As usual, dahil walang navigator ang lola, nangawala-wala ako. Hmpt! Ok lang, naka-ka enjoy namang mawala.
Why? Eto. Mas lalo akong nawala nung wala na kaming ginawa eh bumu-ngak-ngak nang mga nababasa namen.
There’s no denying that we Filipinos have a knack for naming name or anything at all. I guess, that’s part of our very humorous approach to almost anything. So, when I was back home in Manila last May 2008, it was again another chance to see some of the naughty, funny and uberly smart names you see as business signs. Nakakatuwa talaga.
- Babalik Karinderia is in Santo Tomas, Batangas. Pramis, masarap daw sya. Kaya lang siempre pag nagkamali punto nang basa mo, kala mo tinatakot ka na.
- You been to Ermita? Dun meron silang The Other Office. Check nyo mga husbands ninyo. Baka pag sinabing I’m working at the Other Office eh talagang iba ang tina-trabahu.
- Sikat ang Pancit ng Taga-Malabon di ba? Well, pag nagawi ka sa Boni Avenue dyan sa Edsa, meron din silang Pansit nang Taga-Malaboni.
- Dun lang nga same sa Pasig, I know City na ang Pasig and is one of the busiest metropolis na sya, kaya pati meat shop nag-bago na at ang tawag eh Meatropolis.
- At kung meron namang Cinnabon, ang pinakapaborito kong buns, well meron na ring Sinabon sa Pasig. Isa syang laundry shop.
- Kahit na sa San Juan, namamayagpag din ang laundry nitong isa na ang tawag eh, Talk Dirty To Me!
- Sa Baguio? Meron silang Goto Heaven. Nilagpasan ko yon. McDo na lang.
- At am sure alam nyo na ang sikat na Saisaki di ba? Nadaanan nyo na ba ang Side-Saki katabi lang nang Mandarin Oriental sa Makati? Don’t be surprised. Wala pong Japanese food ang stall na yan.
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June 16th, 2008 at 12:47 am
haha madaming ganyan dito sa may san pablo..
Jerry’s Bat and Ball, Simang’s Bat and Ball, three brother’s Bat and ball,
they include the bat and the ball of a cow, horse or carabao in the goto or mami LOL.
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reynz (4448 comments.) reply on June 16, 2008:
hehehe, ewan! pag ako nagawi uli sa lugar mo, iingatan ko ang mga lugar na yan dahil takot akong makakain at higop nang soup number 5 hahahaha
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June 16th, 2008 at 3:37 am
meron dito sumwer in manila…KINA ROGERS o diba parang KENNY ROGERS
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reynz (4448 comments.) reply on June 16, 2008:
ano naman ang andun KINA ROGERS? hahaha
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June 16th, 2008 at 4:52 am
Cooking nang Ina mo. Isang restaurant. Sa tapat nila, Cooking nang Ina mo rin.
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reynz (4448 comments.) reply on June 16, 2008:
hehehe i heard about this one many many years ago! pero saan ba talaga to?
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June 16th, 2008 at 9:26 am
Witty talaga ang Pinoy. Witty!!
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reynz (4448 comments.) reply on June 16, 2008:
toni, thanks for the wifely visit! enjoy yong thai foods!
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June 16th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
eto pamatay, may joliboy sa pasay at dun naman sa lumang supermarket sa may crossing merong mang dom. OA naman minsan talaga ang mga presyo ng hotels ano, hmpfff
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reynz (4448 comments.) reply on June 30, 2008:
now ko lang nakita to hehe ok ang JOLIBOY mo hahaha
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June 16th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
somewhere in pacita, san pedro laguna naman merong Captain Barbers — hahaha, obviously barbershop sya.
sabi nila yung cooking ng ina mo is somewhere in qc daw? not sure din.
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reynz (4448 comments.) reply on June 30, 2008:
hahah di ko naman nakita yang cooking nang ina mo eh hahaha
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June 17th, 2008 at 7:52 am
dito sa malapit saamin ang tawag sa laundy shot neyluvhon oh asan kanapa… honey na love pa at honey ulit sobra pagibig ang nadaraman…
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reynz (4448 comments.) reply on June 30, 2008:
ok yang NeyLuvHon hehehe wittiful
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June 22nd, 2008 at 8:59 am
Marami pang ganyan, I once made a tv story about that… merong Ken Apord, Mah-Lu-Tong, Tulo Laway, nakalimutan ko na yung iba hehe
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reynz (4448 comments.) reply on June 30, 2008:
made a TV story? really? you work for a TV outfit? hmmm..
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June 30th, 2008 at 3:42 am
I got this one from Brian Gorrell’s blog:
1. The sign in a flower shop in Diliman called Petal Attraction.
2. Anita Bakery
3. A 24-hour restaurant called Doris Day & Night
4. Barber shop called Felix the Cut;
5. A coffee shop named Brews Almighty
6. Fast-food place selling ‘maruya’ (banana fritters) called Maruya Carey.
7. Then, there are Christopher Plumbing
8. A boutique called The Way We Wear
9. A video rental shop called Leon King Video Rental
10. A restaurant in Cainta district of Rizal called Caintacky Fried Chicken
11.. A local burger restaurant called Mang Donald’s
12. A doughnut shop called MacDonuts
13. A shop selling ‘lumpia’ (egg roll) in Makati called Wrap and Roll
14. And two butcher shops called Meating Place and Meatropolis.
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