36-24-36 (12)
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Do you see what I see??? That photo was taken off Samal Island in Davao City when we were scuba diving. EEE!!! ARRRGH! WAAAAAAA! THIS IS SOOOO HIDEOUS! JUST HIDEOUSNESS EVER! ARRGGGHHH!!! I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMOREEE!!!
When I was young and restless, I used to be really sexy. I used to weigh about 150 pounds. Size nang jeans? 30/30. Karon? 162 pounds na ako. Size nang jeans? Trenta-Y-kwatro! Now, dahil my height is only 4′2″? I am just way friggin’ overweight mga kunichiwaaaaaa!!! Dati naman, my measurements used to be 36-24-36 (12). Today, not only did I weigh myself, ga-measure ko pa. Result? 36-57-24 (12). EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Madre mia! Holy aparador! Impaktong mga alimango yan sa Eastwood! Grrrr!!! This is NUT the kind of measurements I wanted. I seriously need to lose weight! Kelangan bumalik ang kagandahan ko. Now this explains kung bakit nag-sipag-asawa ang mga boylets ko at nilayasan ako! Grrr!
Beautiness to the rescue! I must do sum’tin! Kaya naman, I started off by having all of my cultured warts removed. I am just waiting for this forever one another living together ever ever ointment that was shipped to me by Kengkay via a US Navy Warship and I should have a flowing skin.
So, today? I renewed my gym card. Akala ko kasi, the more health clubs I join, the more I lose weight. Siempre naman, pag umabot na sa $900 per month ang club membership, nothings left for fuud. So, lose weight ang dating mo. Today’s my first day at the club having been absent at the club for many many months now.
I started off running for about 10 minutes. Yeap, tama po ang basa nyo. Diez minutos. Hayup kasi, di pala pwede manigarilyo habang tumatakbo ka! Gym is really bad for smoking. Then, I did a lot of iso-laterals today pampalaki at pampalapad nang suso. I honestly want to trim my waistline which has now gone to some crazy number called 34! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! THIS CAN’T BEEEE!!!! GRRRRR!
So nung matapos ang pagdurusa sa gym, I headed to the sauna. Exclusive na me pan-lalaki at me pambabae. Takot ako dun sa women’s side. Baka kainin ako. So, I headed sa men’s sauna.
Ewan ko ba. Wag na kayong mag-tanong. Marami kasing gwapu dun. Hehehe! Dapat nag-e-exercise pa ako. Hehehe! But the pull and the magnet of the sauna is sobra talaga. Hayup! Kaso purbida jud uy! Andaming matatanda! Nag-hihintay nang mga batang gaya ko! Ugh! As in picture this out.
Nakatapis ka. Pag-pasok mo, hayop ang mga tingin! Nakakapaso! Hudas! Mas buntis pa sila saken?! Grrr! Hallerr! Anoto? Hada place?! This is soooo against my morals mga kabisyo! Hehehe! Lahat ata nang Bally’s sa Estados Unidos ganito! Hahaha
That’s my day today mga kabisyo. Para mag-karon ako nang WORLD PEACE, I honestly plan to lose weight, lose a few inches on my waistline and I swear I will be sexy again to the original 36-24-36 (12).
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June 3rd, 2008 at 1:37 am
You want to lose weight? Hala mag FITRUM ka, garantesadong epektibo na pampaalis ng libag sa tiyan hahahaha. Seriously, balak ko talagang maggym na rin kasi laylay panty ko este tiyan ko pala. Since ipananganak ko itong si kulit wala akong ginawa kundi kumain ng kumain.
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reynz (4530 comments.) reply on June 3, 2008:
fitrum? ano yun? kwadradung tabletas? hahaha! eto tipid sa rice, iwas na muna sa carbs hehehe
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June 3rd, 2008 at 2:10 am
same here. fitness first starts today….eh tomorrow na lang pala.
ganito din ang entry ko…nauna ka lang ng ilang oras hahahahah…I used to be 115 lbs, 36-24-26…whahahaha
now???
purbida man jud oi!!! nakaka-depress!
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reynz (4530 comments.) reply on June 3, 2008:
BASTA!!! HMPT!!! aaraw arawin ko ang gym! lahat nang gym pupuntahan ko! siguro naman sa dami nun pagpapawisan na ako ng todo hehehe
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June 3rd, 2008 at 2:52 am
pooters, and laki ng! balyena a
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reynz (4530 comments.) reply on June 3, 2008:
sinusumpa ko sa lahat nang puto’ kutsinta na gaganda akoooo kulot! gaganda ako! six packs heheehe
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June 3rd, 2008 at 3:33 am
barooooka ka talaga! hahahaha…
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reynz (4530 comments.) reply on June 3, 2008:
ngggeee!!! hahaha! makikita mooooo! hahahaa mawawala yan! papa-abort ko yan, gagawin ko lahatttt! hahaha
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June 3rd, 2008 at 4:07 am
bwahahahahaha shet ang laki nga reynz!!!
kaya pala hingal din ako magswim kc kada dating sa kabilang dulo ng pool hithit yosi
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reynz (4530 comments.) reply on June 3, 2008:
eh naubos kasi sa kakahitit hehehe eto pa! kelan kaya matatanggal ang lintek na yosi nten?! hahahah
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June 3rd, 2008 at 4:59 am
Reyna! Sexy ka pa rin
All it takes is a couple of situ ups each morning. Anyway I tagged you Mahal na Reyna. Don’t have to do it or anything. Katuwaan lang. Mwah!
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reynz (4530 comments.) reply on June 3, 2008:
thanks JHV! will check the tag! at aaraw arawin ko na talaga nag gym! pramis! kelangan mawala yang bundok na yan sa tyan ko! hahahah!
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June 3rd, 2008 at 11:18 am
eeekkkkk!!! mas malaki bilbil ko sayo. lols! ako din diyeta ngayon. masarap malaman na marami din pala ang nangungunsumi sa mga excesseseses fats.
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reynz (4530 comments.) reply on June 4, 2008:
hahahaa! basta ang alam ko, kelangan gumanda ako hehehee
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:14 pm
ano po yong (12)? hehe
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reynz (4530 comments.) reply on June 4, 2008:
ano sya heheeh, ku-an… ah… extra skin. hehehe
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June 4th, 2008 at 12:59 am
Reynz,
Do I have to comment?….. I really want too… namimilipit na ko sa pag kontrol sa sarili ko…
LOL
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reynz (4530 comments.) reply on June 4, 2008:
hahaha! di mo na ako maba-black mail! hahaha! blinakmail ko na sarili kooooo!!! hahaha
June 4th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
I believe that saunas are for removing water-weight (which you would eventually regain through hydration). Go the the gym instead!
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reynz (4530 comments.) reply on June 4, 2008:
hehehe! will do! will do! hahaha madami kasing gwapo sa sauna eh! hehehe
June 4th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
waahahaha, akala ko nga tiyan ko yang pinikturan mo e, kasi naging mini balyena din ako nung asa pinas ako. kaya pala ayaw na mag salbabida ng mga anak ko kasi kakapit lang sila sa mga bilbil ko lutang na lutang na talaga, hahaha. pero di ko afford ang mag gym, ang mahal, wala na akong pang shopping ng bagong damit kasi nga from XS o size 4 naging size M 8 na ako, waaaaa — wa pa rin ba yung forever na yan? baka maging forever waiting ka dyan sa cream na yan, hahaha
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reynz (4530 comments.) reply on June 4, 2008:
ang hirap hirap tanggalin noh! eto nagdurusa akong mawala yan hahaha wala pa yong cream! baka ginamit na nag USPS? hahaha pero thank you sa padala! hahahahaha malapit nang kuminang ang muka koooo! hahahaa
June 5th, 2008 at 4:09 am
araw-araw ko ng nakikita yan (ung sa kin…hehehe) di na ko nabigla…hehehe
sana nakakapayat yung puro sauna..edi un na lang ang ginawa ko…hehehe
sige papapayat tayong lahat! paunahan sa pagpayat!!!!
GO! Go! GO!
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kengkay (299 comments.) reply on June 5, 2008:
game ako dyan, ruthie. baka yan na ang paraan para gumalaw ako, go, go, go!
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ruthie (99 comments.) reply on June 6, 2008:
sige mamu keng!
ready get set go…teka, kailangan bang i broadcast yung original weight? hehehe
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June 5th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Hello po…. just wondering if you know any good Chinese Buffet around Philadelphia area….
salamat…
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reynz (4530 comments.) reply on June 6, 2008:
not quite sure where they are, but you could always check Chinatown! Sorry ha?
June 8th, 2008 at 5:20 am
good luck on losing weight reyna…kahit ako, it’s so hard to get rid of the belly *sigh*
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reynz (4530 comments.) reply on June 8, 2008:
naka one week na ako sa project rid belly hahaha wa pa akong nakikitang improvement! this week starts with no sugar! hahahaha