Five keys to increasing your salary
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Annoyed that your salary has been stagnant for many months? years by now? Yahoo just came up with ways to increase your salary.
It could be that managers and workers have a different take on what it means to be a top performer, and so they disagree on who should get the corporate spoils. Most workers think that if they know what their job is and do it well, hitting all their goals on time and within budget, then they’re doing a good job and deserve to have raises and bonuses heaped upon them. That would be true in a pure meritocracy.
But in the real world? ngek ngek mo! Yon pong politics of compensation eh hindi ganun kasimple ever! Marami kang kakaining bubug at karayom bago ka magsweldo nang Php350 per day! Pwede vah! But, kung susundin mo ang aking royal advice? You’ll get there in no time kabisyo. But before we go there, Yahoo has something to share you all. Yahoo has these five keys to increasing your salary and benefits:
- 1. The boss’s priorities rule
- 2. You are as good as you say you are
- 3. Know what you want
- 4. Have a plan B
- 5. Know when to walk away
You think pali-librihin ko toh?! Indi AH! Reyna ako! I hold the key of responsibility mga kabisyo! I know exactly kung pano tumaas ang sweldo ninyo by simply using your talent and creativity! Hehehehe! Been there! Done that! Just did it! Hahahaaha!
- 1.) Chikahin ang asawa
Yeap! Yong asawa kabisyo! Pag walang asawa, yong lola! o kaya yong lolo! yong gurpren! o kaya, yong boypren! Pag wala, mag-imbestiga, am sure me nanay at tatay yan! Gumawa nang paraan para ma-chika! Pag nakilala mo, dalhan mo nang pansit at adobo. Pag nanay, dalhan mo nang syoktong. Pag tatay - ganito ang linyang papatok “Tay! Pano nyo napasagot si ‘Nay noon?”. Ayan, magbitbit ka na nang unan at kumot at siguradong litanyang nobela ang maririnig mo. Ang boss mo? Matutuwa seyo.
- 2.) Alamin kung ano ang type nang boss!
Type na lalaki! Type na babae! Type na animal! Type na books! Type na porno! Type na religion! Type na iskul! Kahit ano! Imbistigahan mo kung ano ang type! Pag nalaman mo, type mo na rin ang type nya. PERIOD! Wag ka nang umangal. Lunukin mo na lang. Getz?
- 3.) Purihin ang iskul nang junakees!
Me junakees ba ang boss mo? Kung wala - baka bakla? O kaya, skip to number 4. Pag meron, alamin kung anong school pumapasok. Pag nalaman mo, wala kang gagawin kundi purihin ang school nang todo-todo sa lobby habang nag-iintay nang elevator ang boss, yung gang kunyari di nya naririnig pero nadidinig nya actually? Ganun.
- 4.) Kabisyo! Manipilyo ka!
And while your at it, pakintabin mo na rin yong sapatos mo please!!! Tama yong sinabi ni Nicole Yala. Pag labas mo nang bahay, magdasal ka para ka mabuhay. At manipilyo ka kung gusto mong mabuhay ang katabi mo. Getz?
- 5.) Daanin sa ganda! Ibagsak ang puri!
Pag indi umubra yong wan to poor? Daanin sa ganda. Ganda manamit. Bakit? Anong inisip mo? Wag kang bastos ha? Well, hehehe!
Tingin nyo? Papatok ba ang aking ways to increase your salary? Subukan nyo nga at sabihin saken kung anong mangyari! Hehehe!
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April 29th, 2008 at 10:56 am
ha ha ha! practical tips nga naman, panalo reynz! *lol*
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reynz (4415 comments.) reply on April 29, 2008:
di ba nga ateng?! hahaha! di na kelangan nang yahoo na i-research yan, nun pa alam ko na hahaha! yung iba nga tumitihaya pa eh hahaha
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April 29th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
di ko na realize na ganito pala ang mga napagdaanan ko pra mapasakin ang buong sweldo ng may sweldo!
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reynz (4415 comments.) reply on April 29, 2008:
HAHAHA!!! ako ‘day, HIGOP ang ginawa ko! hehehe! HIGOPPP!!! HAHAHA!!
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April 29th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
Reyna,
Dinadaan lang yan sa ganda…
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SpeakOutYourAFlip reply on April 29, 2008:
It works….
reynz (4415 comments.) reply on April 29, 2008:
I KNOW! look at me! HAHAHA
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April 29th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
paano tong Italian kong amo lolong lolo na…yung russian nlang na asawa nya kausapin ko, batang bata pa Sharapova look alike…heheh
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reynz (4415 comments.) reply on April 30, 2008:
LOLO NA BA KAMO?! naku andali nyan! kwentuhan mo lang nung mga Irish hahaha! Nung panahon kamo! Magugustuhan ka nyan kasi irita sila sa mga Irish! Taz sabihin mo IRISH ka matatawa yan sayo! HAHAHA
Yong asawa, Sharapova look alike ba? Sharakalaboso dating mo sa Bermuda! HAHAHA