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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: This is a repost. I am currently reading a lot of articles and is hoping to finish them over the weekend. I declined Morisse invite to do some bar hopping tonight just so I could finish my project. You will find out what I have been doing later. In the meantime, please read these listed entries here for your, well… reading pleasures!
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SATURDAY: April 19 - I slept at around 4:00am and only a few hours sleep. My cousins arrived from New York. We have visitors from Sydney, Australia. I was supposed to drive them to Washington, DC today. It’s now 9:06am, I found a driver. I’m staying in Philadelphia. I am now on JOURNAL 17!!!
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SATURDAY: April 19 :9:32 pm Visitors arrived from DC, they’re going to downtown Philly! Vodka, beers and tequila at home! I am staying home! They’re annoyed! Hahahaha! JOURNAL 33!!!
I love this tag by my ever beautiful sweetheart Pusang Maganda. She asked me to go through my archives and bring out all of my lipstick and makeups and every controversial toys that I hid in my baul that either made me famous and glamorous or notorious and ugly. Well, I dutifully obliged with “Ma’am! Yes Ma’am!”:
1. Two (2) entries that made me famous and notorious!
a.) Desperate for Philippine audience! On Desperate Housewives
b.) Are we under martial law in the Philippines? On Boy Bastos
There were actually a number of these, but I chose these two (2) entries. Now, depending on which fence you are sitting, these entries gained me a lot of popularity and exposure, one of the most quoted articles I wrote and gained me a lot of blogfriends, it was unbelievable! I wasn’t expecting the good and bad publicities that came with it. Interestingly, these entries likewise, gave me a lot of notoriety that I was lambasted by a good number of bloggers in Manila where I gained a lot of enemies. I was awarded a lot of insults, jeers, name-calling and ridicule, of course partly because they found out that I was pretty! hahaha!!! It was as if these issues were reserved for them only, for the graduates of some well known universities in Manila, and that if you’re not in their circle, you’re irrelevant and what you say is plain bull. There was even a call of people power to rally against me. It was that nasty. But, lo and behold, I did not realized that there were a lot of bloggers in Manila which would come out with some very strong support for me, I was flabbergasted. As a blogger based in the United States, far from what’s happening in Manila, I was sooooo surprised. Yet, I do am very thankful to all these bloggers who supported me.
Incidentally, these entries gave me a perfect window of opportunity to understand the mentality, the attitude and the strategy of some of these self-proclaimed so-called successful bloggers in Manila. They could really be blatantly nasty, arrogant and if they’re not brown Filipinos, I’d call them racist. Some of them are really desperate! Desperate for popularity, desperate for traffic, desperate for attention, desperate for internet fights, desperate for who is the more self-righteous, desperate for who is the best of all the best, desperate for awards, desperate for friends in high and low places, desperate to be a who’s who in the what is not, desperate to be on the front page at the back, desperate to be first in hell.
I call it dog-eat-dog. Bottom line? Fame and fortune on the internet including the so called power that comes with it. Is this a Filipino thing? I don’t know. What I know is that, it’s getting crowded in here. Some feisty competition and re-alignment of powers going on. Social climbing to a different degree. I would like to defy that culture. Blogging life and earning money online can be fun, less the dog eat dog.
2. Ang cyberspace, pinasok na ni Inday.
I had no idea that this entry will shoot up to stratosphere! I had no clue what to write that day until Bea forwarded me a forwarded email bizillian times. I posted it. It made history. It would soon be the launching pad of Inday. And no, I am not Inday’s Manager. But I was glad to be part of Inday, although I don’t see my name on the credits. Wow! Me galit yata si Inday saken ah? But, I had a lot of fun with this entry. Everytime I read this, I giggle. So, even if Inday forgot his lola, ayos lang Inday. ~~shot pa nga ng tequila!~~ *hik*
3. Pinay Scandal in Baguio City
From the brilliant SEO mind of Macuha.com, I’m telling you, it pays to social climb with Marhgil Macuha! Hahaha! I love this post and I certainly had a great time putting them all together. I discussed this with Malen when were having some drinks along Session Road in Baguio City. When she said to take a picture of her drank (she never drinks alcohol by the way), I thought, it was perfect for the idea in my mind. And then, we took another shot of me holding Charlie’s hand from under the table, while I was lovey dovey with my errr… uhhh… “best” friend. It took me forever to come up with a story until Malen said that she’ll take a picture of me in Burnham Park in a pensive mode. Boom! I didn’t tell her what I had in mind. Flying back to the US, I wrote the story on the plane, lest I forget. I was laughing all the time, my seatmate thought I was going nuts for that 12 hour flight from Tokyo to Minneapolis. When Charlie posted his Pinay Scandal, his entry came in a right time and it was just perfect. So perfect that today, this is the most searched, the most read, the most viewed, the most of all the most. I could not believe it! I do read this all the time and each time, it brings me a lot of smiles. Buang na yata ako. Buti na lang sport na sport yong tatlo! Hahaha!
4. That look could mean he is interested with you!
I’ve had a lot of funky, crazy, weird and funny experiences on any life category I’d say. But this is one of those darn classics that I will never ever forget. Why? Because there was the rush of something, of something na ewan ko ba! I can’t explain that rush, that certain excitement. I know, this did not get enough comments like those popular post, but you have no idea, I probably did not get a good night sleep the entire week just thinking about what happened here. But anyone who read this entry, I always get an email about how crazy I was hahaha!!!
5. The Face behind the Crown! The Crown that won’t fit the face!
Finally, it all started with a simple meme from DOM Lawrence. Oh my gosh! He did not stop! Hahaha!!! It was never my intention to come out. I was fine with the alter ego I have online. That was her, this was me. This meme thing! Pasubo! But I did not realize that I had so many readers who misread the Da Reyna Code. Hahaha! Guys, you have no idea how I was laughing so hard every time I read comments and emails na minumura ako because they were not expecting that Reyna Elena was truly a shoo in sa Miss Universe! Hahaha!!! Mukhang maton lang nga ang panga! Hahahaha! One of them was Manilenya who was really annoyed at me! hahaha! and the other one was Kotseng Kuba. There was even one reader who lambasted me with some fiery comments that I should be ashamed of myself because I was such a wrong role model for Filipinas and I should correct myself because I was getting popular. I could not find where he left that entry. But Kuta was having a great time with that comment nag-second da motion pa ang lokaaaa!!!! Aaahhhh!!!
6. Crazy Things Happen When I Take Off My Crown, Part 1 and Part 2
Interestingly, last weekend in UK on Future Radio, Dr. Joy asked me how I came about with the name Reyna Elena. I said, it came from the word “Queen” which we as gays were always being stereotyped. Kesyo we’re only good sa parlor, manikyurista ever and all that. Not that those are demeaning work dahil andun actually ang pera. So, to make fun of the stereotype, Queen=Reyna. To make it catchy, I added Elena. Reyna Elena, *toink* That was it! Yet, I am not your typical gay guy ladies and gentlemen. Except for my occasional shriek na ilang beses akong nabubukoW, at talagang tumitili ako ever hehehe, I am sooooo totally straight-looking you will never detect any Da Vinci Code in me. This is why a lot of my straight friends were very comfortable with me. And this is also the very reason why ladies come up to me at the bar, buy me drinks and even invite me to their flat. Ang ganda ko talaga. Ever! It doesn’t stop there!. Women could sometimes be blatant with their feelings towards me. I know I am equally handsome as JFK, Jr., admit it people! Or else I’ll block your IP!!! And this has happened to me many times, whether I am in a bar in Philadelphia, Prague or in Manila! But there were two incidents that I enjoyed the most. And I had a blast writing this one. Whenever me and Matilda gets together for some drinks, we laugh like crazy about what happened.
So now, I am tagging the following people to go through your inaamag na bauls and everything and pull out either your treasured entries, controversial entries and if you can’t find any, just post your naked picture. That’ll be good enough. HAHAHA
1. Mandaya Moore, because I know she’s a prolific writer in her own right! I honestly wanted to see her write books on gay stories and be a millionaire. Her punchlines always elicits laughter. She always makes it work that it looks like it’s easy. That’s what you call talent.
3. Malen, because there’s something in that nosebleeding that charms people.(Exclude all those reyna elena posts please in your list! Hahaha!)
4. Bluep, because this should be New York Times columnist had a good mix of horror, religious and controversial entries that stirs that part of the pinoy blog population! hehehe!
5. Beng, because those pageviews are absolutely unbelievable! Can’t you make us beautiful too??? Help Beng! Help!!!
6. Kiks, because he’s got a different charm that cuts across amongst the “we are family”.
7. Empress Maruja, because she’s very talented. To gain some top rankings on her own is something that one should appreciate from her because da gurl worked it out with a lot of fine talent of creativity, originality and more importantly, passion for blogging.
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mukhang lalagare ka na naman ng posporo nyan mamya..puro tag dito hahahah
hoy, you didn’t include yung CRAZY THINGS HAPPEN WHEN I TAKE OFF MY CROWN
hahahha, alam mo bang that’s the very first entry na naka-caught talaga ng attention ko kaya ako tumambay dito..
josko, i was laughing to death nun
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mahal, may tag pala ako sayo…isunod mo dito sa TAG FESTIVAL mo..hahahha
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Oo nga ano! hahaha! ba’t ko ba nakalimuta yon? Me mag-ta-tag pa ba? Dami ko nang opps. Si Chuva umiiiyak. Zero na daw ang PR nya. Galit na galit. HAHAHAH! Sabi ko, maganda kasi talaga ako ever sa kanya kahit na anong gawin nya. Lalasunin yata ako pag pumunta ako bahay nya! HAHAHA
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Pucha! Dami ever! ANDAMI KONG TANGGAPPPP!!! Eto si Cheh, then si Ambo, then si Diwa, then ikaw? Sino pa ba?! Sandali, edit ko nga entry dagdagan ko nung sinabi mo! hahaha
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sabi ko na nga ba babagsak din ang CHUVAAAANG yon…hahaha..peace tita megaaaa. hahaha…yan binalandra mo kase ang kinamkam mong yaman kaya binaba ang ranggo mo..sabihan sa kanila….in true mega star fashion
BABANGONG AKO’T DUDURUGIN KO KAYOOOOOO!!! ahahahha
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Ay, pressureness Mare!
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HAHAHA! Voluntureness lang yan mare! hahaha!!!!
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hahaha!! oo nga.. ppp opps ko ala na. kaya heto, namamalimos ako ngayon!!! kaya yung ipadadala ko sayong 100 dollars, tsaka na muna. at postponed na ang uwi ko sa pinas.. alang kita eh. kung babayaran ko pa ang pamasahe ng reyna, hindi kaya. at least sya kaya niya dahil page rank DAW niya eh four pa. hearsay.. hehe!!
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HAHAHA!!!! BABANGONG AKO’T DUDURUGIN KO KAYOOOOOO!!! I LOVEEE IT!!!! pwede tong pansingit ENTRY! HAHAHA!!!!!
BASTA AKO ANDAMI PA RIN! KARIRIN HABANG MERON! HAHAHAHA
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tenchu mama for doing the tag!!! labs ko lahat ng entries mo kahit un mga para kay pepe, nakakalukring pa rin basahin! LOL
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hahaha mga classic panig blogging pansingit entries ever hahaha!!! thanks sa mga tag kelangan yan!!! HAHAHA makikita mo, hihitik nang isisingit ko ang mga to in a few hours! as in AYAN NAAA!!! HAHAHA
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Magagaling nga silang lahat.
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i agree you’re equally handsome as JFK Jr. so dont block my IP ha… heheheheh… funny tlga entries mo na minsan tawa na lang ako ng tawa while reading it. tapos di na ako makapagcomment kasi puro tawa na lang ginawa ko.
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lola dapat ginawa mo na lang tong buk hehehe gwabeh ha ilang oras mo to pinag isipan? salamt ng marami at hindi mo ko tinag kasi wala akong isasagot sa tag na ito e lol!!
at saka lola ang taray mo talaga ang init ng dila mo uminom ka ba ng kapeng hindi lumalamig? hehehehe!
at saka lola, alam mo ba? hanggang ngayon hindi ko lubos maisip.
trulili lola…saka alam mo ba hanggang ngayon hindi ko pa rin talaga lubos maisip (hehehehe ulitin daw ba?)
iniisip ko pa rin yang barako mong itsura sa yunng napakagandang url name mo saka yung reynz waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh naloloka pa rin ako talaga….
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oh sya sige na nga! isa kang PERFECT na nilalang! hahahaha
LOL @ manilenya “yang barako mong itsura sa yunng napakagandang url name mo saka yung reynz waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh naloloka pa rin ako talaga….”
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hehehe, hindi nga..paminsan minsan bigla ko naiisip yan.. ewan ko ba di na natanggal sa utak ko yung face behind the crown entry na yun lol!
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HAHAHA! I LOVE HONEST PEOPLEEEEE!!! HAHAHA!! ganun lang rhapsody! dinadaan sa harassment ever!!!
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hindi kita makalimutan ever melai sa coming out nang baklang maton! hahaha!!! HAHAHAHA! AN SAYA SAYAAAAA!!!!
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eh di ba nga weird aketchewaaa?!! hahaha!!!
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ikaw kamo ang di ko makalimutan..sarap mo kalbuhin lol! os ya babu!
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alam mo, nung una talaga akala ko straight ka.. tpos gnawa mo lang yung title mo para catchy ba.. pero, totoo: IKAW TALAGA ANG REYNA NG MGA REYNA!!! your entries are informative yet andun parin ang kiliti na binibigay mo sa amin.. ang galing mo tlga your highness!!
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@ dhez – Narinig ko din siya sa radio station ni Joy.
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xmpre, matagal na tayong bloggista d2.. kaya masaya tayo sa mga patuloy na sumusoporta satin!!
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Ow?! ~~!*blush~!*!~ *shock mode* BAON KOOOO TOOO FOR ONE YEARRRRRR!~!!! HAHAHAHA THANKSSS!!
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Ei blogoloco, thank you for listening sa show ni Dr. Joy!
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Hmmm… yong lahat ba, yong iniisip ko? tama ba? hahaha!
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Reynz, yan ang pag-uusapan natin sa Part 2 ng iyong radio interview ha – blogging at unforgettable experiences and personalities in blogland!
Uy, punta ka naman sa Norwich Daily Photo and read my post today – 22 January – at may nag-iintay na award sayo dun! Hindi siya take it take it
joy
A Pinay In England
Your Love Coach
The Goddess In You
Norwich Daily Photo
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hi jennifer! an saya nung mga pictures na yon! verditas ako sa inggit! hahaha!!
you’re right jenn, but siempre surprising at nakakataba sa puso when unknown bloggers comes to support you, dun touchy ever ang lola! haha
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eeeekkkk! kelangan edited and conversation hahaha si bluep is very eloquent on this issue hahaha as na-hack yong site namen parehas hehehe
saw the award! will do it thanks!
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hoy melai!
actually, kaya ako natagalang bumalik, hinahanap ko yong comment nang isang reader na SUPER PINAGALITAN AKO, you know why? AN SAMANG ROLE MODEL KO DAW SA MGA BABAENG PILIPINA! hahahaha
I COULD NOT FIND IT NO MORE! as in si Kuta eh mababaliw sa kakabungakngak dun sa comment na yon! At nag-second da motion pa mandin na talagang masamang role model ever ako! HMPPT!!!
HAHAHAHA
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Mahal na reyna pinagtagpo yata tayong 2. kasi biruin sa dinami dami ng tatamaan ng ratings ganun pa din tayo. swerte nga. hehehehe. so sad, bakit biglaan ang kay chuva?
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Daming tag sunod sunod bwahahahaha
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ano ka! indi pa ako tapos! daming tanggap kong labada! pucha! ubos na oras ko tag pa lang! hahaha! pero alam mo naaa…. di pedeng indi gawin at baka batuhin ever! hahaha
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Napressurized cooker naman akez, mudramax. Happy and humbled ang moda.
Pero magbabalik tanaw muna ako sa mga past blogs mo. Natuwa ako at maraming nagmamarunong na bloggers ang nakanti mo dahil sa simpleng kainggitan nila sa ganda mez.
They just have to go down. Or be flushed.
Char!
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sabi ni cheh indi pa raw nag popropagate yong sa PPP, i hope indi ako tamaan hahaaha
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hahaha! voluntureness kiks! do as you like! or.. sinabi ko nga… post mo na lang nude pics hahaha!
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Di bale madami pa ditong labada. pagkatapos mamasahehin kita bwahahaha
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minimemorize ko po yang mga sinasabi mo. sa may pag-uwi ko, kokolektahin ko yan. hehehe!!! pag hindi tandaan mo! me apat na lalaking uupak sayo! HAHAHA
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hehe sobra naman yung entrada mo sa akin kamahalan. Hindi naman ako pang NY Times, pang abante at bulgar lang ako haha.
langya ka, pinahahalukay mo sa aking baul ang mga masasamang ala-ala na matagal ko nang nilumot.
wag ka mag-alala. They want Controversy, I’ll give them controversy. Watch out na lang when I update my post. reresbak ako (that’s not a threat) hahaha.
ayan, gumagawa ka na ng meme, tatad-tarin kita ngayon ng tag pag nagkaoras ako isulat mga meme sa akin haha.
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hahaha! as in nag-day off ako dahil an dami kong tanggap na labada noh? taz eto, nagsusulat na ako nang pagkakaperahan ang bluehost walang ginawa ishutdown ang site kooooo!!! tiningnan ko, halos regular naman ang traffic!!! kairita!!!
well, you know, what you write will either make you famous or notorious! hahaha!!!
like it or not, bad publicity is still publicity kaya naman yong iba dyan continues to drag me sa kung ano ano pwede baaaaa!!! hahaha!
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naku reynz, baka magtago na nito si Ambo pag uwi mo… hihihi…
di ko magetover yung love mong makita si Ambo na naka THONG…”wearing this, only this…” hihihi
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abah abah! e pano ka naging masamang role model? e reyna ka nga? saka me model bang masama? hehehe teka nalalabuan ako sa mga pinagsasabi ko lol!
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HAHAHA!!!
Ang akala kasi ni Ka Isko, eh babaeng mahinhin. Eh kaso, anong klase ba namang babae ako na nalulungkot pag hindi nahahalay aber? hahaha
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mwahahahaha!! ang dapat palang tagline mo e “Halika! Halayin MO AKO!” hehehehe uy nabalitaan mo na ba? si Heather Ledger (tama ba spelling ko?) tsinismis sa kin ng amo ko…nakita daw patay sa kwarto nya…bigla ko naisip si Heather sayo dahil sa The Brokeback Mountain lol! naku sumalangit nawa ang kaluluwa nya!
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Dun nga sa tag ko, isa dun sa latest tags, me mga security guard ang reyna. Apat na matipunong mga lalaki. Na uupakan ang ayaw humalay saken. Ganun.
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PUCHA MELAI! nabasa ko yong HEATHER na comment mo! HAHAHA! HOY REFRESH MO NGA taz tingnan mo yong current post! Nakuuu MAKUKUROT KITA SA SINGITTT!!! HAHAHA
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Ha? ano daw yun? me sinabi ba ako? me sakit na ata ako sa limot. Sino ka na nga ba? ako sino ako? bwahahahaha
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thanks for reposting kabisyo…na-tag pala ako dito hhehehee
chuvaness’s last blog post..Birthday Wish List
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HAHAHA! TAGAL KASI GAWIN!
TO EVERYONE! HAHAHA: I KEEP GETTING EMAILS ASKING IF THE POLICE STORY IS TRUE!
ANSWER? YES!!!!
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hindi ko na maremember kung anong unang post mo na naging dahilan para tumambay dito, pero magandang bisitahin ulit yang listahan mo – am sure makulay na makulay yan
kengkay’s last blog post..Ang Azure by Vivere Resort – A Review
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hahaha! pwede na bang bumuo nang libro bago ibenta yung mga articles ko? you know, i still remember the Israel incident – di mo na inabot yun
reynz’s last blog post..Treasured entries that gained me popularity and notoriety
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hi Reyna,
It was my miscue. I thought I already put you in my credits page along with Chuvaness. Both of you were the one who abetted me and my site gain popularity in such short time. It’s all been fixed now.
thanks once again and please accept my apologies.
- inday
inday’s last blog post..Restaurant
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