Color coded articles: Bloggers are poisoning the internet
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Fjordsen is my classmate in business school. He’s from Norway. Right after business school he went from being a director to a senior vice-president. I went from a Barrio Siete bum to nothing to an amateur blogger and still nothing, who went into business that went kaput that looked like tutung na kalachuchi and now, really nothing.
- Fjord: So what have you’ve been busy with all these years, reynz?
- Reynz: Blogging.
- Fjord: Blogging? Hahaha! You one of these spam bloggers copycat writing lunatics blasting the white house with some crazy and funky names?
- Reynz: Hey!!!! Shut up! Grrrr! Get me my tangerine! (nasa sosyal kami na bar.)
Fjordsen has never been to my blog. He said he’s not interested. (Wow, what a vote of confidence!) But he knew about my favorite boss. (Wow! What a liar!) He’s got a very negative view of blogs and bloggers. As far as he is concerned, bloggers poison the internet. Grrr! If he was not paying for my drinks? I would have punched him. But he’s my friend and he’s cute hehehe so, he is exempted. And we … ahh… well… we had… uhhmm… ~kilig~ we had dinner togi-deer. Kumain sya. Kumain din ako. Ganun. Dinner.
I remember the discussion that went on with the Pinay Scandal SEO over at this site. Someone was blaming Marhgil because he was not using his SEO skills to better the search industry. Annoyed with the ongoing discussion, closed the comment thread. Interestingly, my friend Joey also brought up the issue that we bloggers are just annoying because if you search for one subject, you get tons of useless information.
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Reynz: Hey Fjord! You paying for these right?
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Fjord: Yeah! You cheap bastard!
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Reynz: Good, get me two more!
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:Fjord: Grrr!
You see, its true. If you search for one keyword on the internet, you get bombarded with a lot of information. They’re not necessarily useless, but they will lead you to a useful information. Consider this, we bloggers are the traffic agents.
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Fjord: Continue
You see, we write for some advertising misfits, I mean outfits. They have certain requirements. If you look into these requirements, it’s not asking us that we be MBA’s, PhD’s, researchers or be eloquent on the theory of levitation. No. All they ask is for us to write a story, true or false, then insert the link to lead the reader to whatever site that will provide some information, true or false. So, should bloggers be blamed for the misinformation - if they were misinformation?
As a blogger, our job is not really to research all the scientific formulas and the intricate technicalities of one subject. I’m sure there must be some bloggers out there who does this one religiously. Congratulations to them. May their breed increase. I don’t. I’m greedy and I’m after the $5 per post. Our job is to give the reader a link, a road, a path, a talahib highway.
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Fjord: You mean, you get paid to write?
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Reynz: Of course!
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Fjord: What do you write?
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Reynz: Nothing poisonous. Just creative, artful, very intelligent and color coded articles!
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Fjord: You?! And I was the one who finished our Strategic Management project?
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Reynz: That’s why I was better in Strategic Management!
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Fjord: That’s it! You are paying for all of these!
He told me to drop by one time at his flat and teach him blogging.
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April 10th, 2008 at 5:53 am
LOL. Galing naman. Natalo ang taga-Norway. Poisonous, infectious nga ang blogging. Dumadami na ang nagbblog sa office namin. hehe
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reynz (4595 comments.) reply on April 11, 2008:
mabait lang yang loko-lokong kebigan ko hehehe! here, most of my officemates don’t even know what a blog is!
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April 10th, 2008 at 6:08 am
ayan nga, ganun nga reynz. hahaha, kapag perahan na talaga ang usapan nababaliktad ang mga MBA-MBA at mga prinsipyo-prinsipyo na’yan. hahaha.
kidding aside, totoo naman di ba. bloggers have changed the search engine results. hindi dahil nagpapalito tayo pero dahil dumami ang may access to web publishing, dumami ang impormasyong nakakalap ng mga search engines. so, kung true or false ang mga pinagsususulat ng mga bloggers, true or false din ang mga lalabas na search results. kaya nga nanggagalaiti itong si Dr.G e. mwahaha. at balita ko nakikipag-onsehan na kay Yahu para mag-share sila ng ad space. mwahahaha!
reynz are you back na? lols!
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reynz (4595 comments.) reply on April 11, 2008:
kk - kararating lang! trying to catch up!
yeah i read about Yahoo’s trying adsense hehehe nanggalaiti si gagol!
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April 10th, 2008 at 8:32 am
ang tanong…career ba si Mr. Norway?
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reynz (4595 comments.) reply on April 11, 2008:
hey bryan,
he’s just a friend hehehe tiga-bayad nang drinks ko hehehe
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April 17th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Spamming nga halos ang nangyayari because of the paid posts, kapatid. Pero nasa discretion naman ng nagse-search yun kung sa tingin nya tama yung information na nakuha niya di ba? In short, sayang ang $5! Hahahaha
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