The true signs of times that the 7.3% GDP can’t explain

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Mukhang naduling ang European Union kasi na-misread ata nila yung 7.4% as the GDP growth rate of the Philippines Hehehe! Improveyshus daw detichewa ang economee. April fools!!!! Hahaha! 7.4% was actually the current unemployment rate! 7.3% naman ang say sa Pasig na GDP growth rate. Aw ewan! am telling you, wez ko knowing if those unemployed at the corners of Barrio Siete were included in this computation? Forget about the fact that they’re not looking for a job, nor looking for recruitment agencies because they’re not. They’re just looking for some fine wine like Cabernet Sauvignon. Ganun.

Anyway - di ganun na nga?! Maganda raw economee naten mga kuni kuni sabi ga EU. Itech ngayon. Me typhoon warning. Hindi galing sa PAGASA o kaya ki Madama Auring. Galing po ang warning sa Central Bank. Typhoon? Galing sa Central Bank? Of course naman ano? Forecaster ever sila!



Bandilyo ng Central Bank, that higher prices is coming to town. Parang santa claus ba. Balikwa nga lang. That’s what Bangko Sentral ng Pilipinas Governor Amando Tetangco Jr. said on Monday that higher oil and food prices likely pushed annual inflation in March to between 5.3 percent and 5.9 percent, and warned consumer prices could keep climbing into the second half, potentially threatening its target for the year.

From Central Bank, detich naman tayo mga kunichiwa sa bigasan ever. The National Weight Loss Program has officially started mga kabisyo dahil nagsimula na pala ang National Food Authority to distribute one-kilogram packs, instead of the usual 50-kg bags, to retailers in Central Luzon provinces. This repacking of the NFA rice into 1-kg bags would also ensure that consumers would get the correct weight of the cereal they are buying say nang otority. Hahaha!

Sabi, each customer can only buy three 1-kg packs a day, which could be an indication the country is facing a shortfall in its staple amid rising prices and low global inventories. Ok. Sino ang me sabing me crisis sa bigas? None. They are just making sure na tama ang weight nang mga lalamunin naten. Getz? hahaha! Touchfulness ever ang lola. They really care about us. Divanetch?


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24 Sweet Responses to “The true signs of times that the 7.3% GDP can’t explain”

  1. Kotsengkuba (9 comments.) Says:

    ayus, concerned ang mga hinayupak. hahaha. kaya ayus lang na araw araw ka mapagod sa pagbili ng sang kilong bigas at least alam mong yung kinakapagod mo e sangkilo nga. hahaha. kelan ba magiging per butil ang bentahan ng bigas. naiinip na ko!

    Kotsengkuba’s last blog post..Cha Bu Dou Le!

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    reynz (4448 comments.) reply on April 2, 2008:

    naku! hahaha! don’t ever wish baka nga gawin nila yan! hahaha

    toni/nonblogger reply on April 2, 2008:

    eh panu naman ibang taong nakatira sa kadulo duluhan? mas mahal pa pamasahe sa traysikel kesa 1 kilo ng bigas. kung aahon sila at maglalakad eh aabutin ng 1 oras bago makarating sa sakayan ng bus.
    kahit magtanim pa sila ng kamote, kamoteng kahoy at mais..hahapin pa rin ang kanin.

  2. malditang pinay Says:

    ay life sa pinas….umuwi pinsan ko sa pinas nagpabili ako ng bench na skinny jeans (kids section ako d2 sa US la skinny jeans) aba himatayin ako almost 1000 pesosessssssss langya eh sa cleanrance lang ako bili d2 pag lagpas ng $10 hinayang na ko… halos parehas ng ng presyo ng gucci ano ba yan!

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    reynz (4448 comments.) reply on April 2, 2008:

    mahal na rin kamu saten, kahit na dun sa podium, ilan na lang ang depresnya, eto pa kamo, dati yong mga pangkin namen enjoy pag dinadalhan namen nang bili namen na damit here, now? ayaw nila, gusto nila dun na magshopping hehehe

  3. Glo (63 comments.) Says:

    hmmm. magtanim kasi ng palay para hindi bibili ng bigas! ha haha. anihan na dito eh, kaya dami nang palay na nakabilad sa kalsada. tanda mo pa yang scenario na yan? he he.

    Glo’s last blog post..OMG! Gabby Concepcion is Back in ‘Pinas. OMG!

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    Kotsengkuba (9 comments.) reply on April 2, 2008:

    Tita Glo, pwedeng umepal?

    Sa Nueva Ecija usual scenarion din’yan. magbibilad ng palay sa kalsada tapos haharangan ng ng malalaking sanga ng puno. tapos pag nasagasaan yung palay nila, galit na galit. hahaha. yung iba sa plaza pa nagbibilad ng palay. mayayaman ang mga magsasaka sa Nueva Ecija, nakakabili ng kalsada at plaza. hahaha

    reynz (4448 comments.) reply on April 2, 2008:

    hahaha!!! oo! noh! na-a-alala ko yan! ni indi kami makapag basketbol kasi yong basket bol kort eh puro palay, taz yon haba nang kalsada kamo eto ang problema kasi nga aspalto samen noh? so ang gamit eh banig, nakahilira yan ahahaha

    chuvaness (450 comments.) reply on April 2, 2008:

    BWAHAHAHAH.

    talaga nag babasketbol ka kabisyo? Weh? Di nga? BWAHAHAHHAHA….ikaw yung may pompoms noh hahahhaha nag bo-boy hunting bwahahahahaha

    magkaka barrio yata tayo…naalala ko pati copra binibilad din hahaha tapos nilalagay sa sako hay barrio life!!!

    chuvaness’s last blog post..Girls Just Wanna Have Fun In EK!!!

    reynz (4448 comments.) reply on April 2, 2008:

    UY! nagbibilad ako nang copra nun anoh! me tanim kaming cowcownuthz tree sa barrio noh! binibenta nang gurl! indi lang yun ang paninda ko! nagtitinda din ako nang kamoteng kahoy! isang puno dun sa lata nang biskwit tandaan mo yon? yun ang pinang twisyon ko sa high school anoh?! hahaaha

    tsaka yang basketbol totot yan! para mapalapit sa mga boys kung ano ano na namang panli-linlang ang ginawa nang lola! bawal sa baryo ang gaya ko kase eh kaya nakatago ang korona ko noh! hahahaha

  4. Laarni (2 comments.) Says:

    mwahahhaa. uragon tlga. :p
    tama magtanim ng palay para hindi tayo ang pinaka number one na importer ng bigas.

    pero hindi pwede sa backyard namin eh. :(
    Laarni’s last blog post..Do opposites really attract?

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    reynz (4448 comments.) reply on April 2, 2008:

    Laarni,

    Uragon ka ‘day? Tiga sain ka tabi? hahaha eh too late di ba kasi ilang months mo iintayin ang anihan besides mahal mahal nong fertilizer

  5. Glo (63 comments.) Says:

    kaya tag-hirap mga tao dito pag sige ang ulan. kasi ba naman lahat ng pagkakaperahan eh kelangan munag ibilad! ha ha ha.

    Glo’s last blog post..OMG! Gabby Concepcion is Back in ‘Pinas. OMG!

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    Ambo (395 comments.) reply on April 2, 2008:

    Ms. Glo kilala mo pala si Gina Herradura from DOST? Naku nakwento ka nya sa akin. Family friend ko sia for 10 years na.

    Ambo’s last blog post..Philippine Top 100 Blogs by Blog Juice

  6. Ambo (395 comments.) Says:

    Instead na palay, naku labas kayo ng bahay nyo and plant kamote. parang gusto ko yan hahahaha. I don’t know kung niloloko tayo ng mga hinayupak na to o totoo. Kainis na. Mais na nga lang instead of kamote nagbago na isip ko. hahahaha

    Ambo’s last blog post..Philippine Top 100 Blogs by Blog Juice

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    reyna elena (32 comments.) reply on April 2, 2008:

    ano ka? do they know how long lalaki yong kamote? ang tapang naman nila magsalita noh? nagtatanim ako nang kamote nun sa barrio siete noh, indi ganun kabilis! sila nga ang magtanim sa batasan? hahahaha

    Ambo (395 comments.) reply on April 2, 2008:

    Ay pucha punuin ng kamoteng baging ang buong batasan at malakanyang bilis!!!! Kamote Powers sugod!!!!! ahahahaha

    Ambo’s last blog post..Philippine Top 100 Blogs by Blog Juice

    reyna elena (32 comments.) reply on April 2, 2008:

    I saw your Top 100! Very interesting! First time I saw a listing that’s not just FRIEND OF HIM or FRIENDS OF HER or FRIENDS OF SOME ALLIGATORS hahahaha

    Ambo (395 comments.) reply on April 2, 2008:

    o yung request mo granted na ha. Buong widget inalis ko na! lols

    Ambo’s last blog post..Philippine Top 100 Blogs by Blog Juice

    Kotsengkuba (9 comments.) reply on April 2, 2008:

    kung balak nyong punuin ng baging ang batasan at malakanyang, ampalaya nalang ang itanim nyo. mas malupit gumapang yun. hahaha. o kaya alukbate, may malupit yun, minsan pinamamahayan pa nung kakaibang insektong nasusuka ko pag nakikita ko.

  7. Glo (63 comments.) Says:

    yes Ambo, Sis ko siya. :-)
    Glo’s last blog post..OMG! Gabby Concepcion is Back in ‘Pinas. OMG!

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    Ambo (395 comments.) reply on April 2, 2008:

    Mama Gina ko yun eh. At dahil sis ko kayo, Mama Glo na tawag ko sayo. Hehehehe

    Ambo’s last blog post..Philippine Top 100 Blogs by Blog Juice

  8. The Zen Bitch (2 comments.) Says:

    susunod nito, naka-sachet na ang bigas na parang shampoo, lotion, mayonnaise at ketchup!

    The Zen Bitch’s last blog post..The power of goodbye

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    reynz (4448 comments.) reply on April 2, 2008:

    malapet na hehehe nagsisimula na ata!

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