That look could mean he is interested with you!

by Mel on February 21, 2008

Naloka loka na ako sa messages dun sa Social Climbing Logo! Logo logo na ang nangyari saken mga kunichiwa. I have to manually check the additions dahil nag-rally ang mga staff ko. Ayaw magtrabaho nang pangkawanggawa. And so, I can’t finish the entry that I was going to post besides, I have to hit the sack early coz, mega drive to Baltimore ang lola bukas for the meeting. Me tinitingnan kaming kalabaw. In the meantime, lamang din lang na nag-kailan yung naghahanap nang istoryang to – eto – am reposting uli. Enjoy!

You know, even though I really, really wanted to go home sa Manila for good, masaya naman kami actually dito sa Philly. We party all the time, get drunk (sila, di ako), get wasted (sila, di ako), get molested (sila, di ako) and arrest some cops (sila, di ako).

Learn some more social climbing skills!!!

Dahil nga ~~mahilig kaming humada~~ we are very friendly, there was this rule that I learned sa bars, which has now become part of my social climbing skills. Accordingly, pag me nakatingin daw sayo taz lumagpas nang 1 minute, ibig sabihin, interest ever sayo ang nakatingin – so, you gotta catch that moment and say something – fast! At ang sabi pa, “to smile” is to say something, kung nabilaukan ka to come up with a word. Ayan, pedeng man-hunting skills po yan at pede ring gurl-hunting skills. Getz nyo?

Ok, nailista ba tong bagong social climbing tips naten? Write it down and don’t forget to remember.

Social climbing application

Well, I was driving home from work the other day. Trapik. Stop kotse ko. Stop kotse nang mama. Napalingon ako. At muli pang napalingon uli ako. Gwapo!!! Kumurap-kurap ang kilay ko. But I noticed, nakatingin sya. Biglang na-alala ko ang rule!

*TOINK*!!! I was told na pag me nakatingin daw seyo nang lagpas siksti sekon, me interes sayo, kaya you have to say something at ang pag-smile is “something”.

So, nagbilang ako, wan-tansan wan, wan-tansan-tu, hangang limang tansan ang nabilang ko, so me interes sya based dun sa kwagong rule di ba? So, may I smile ang lola. Smile den sya. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Hindi na interes toooo! Boyfriend syaaaa!!!!

Green light

Sinundan ko sya ngayon.

Napansin ko medyo nag slowdown din sya.

Tinabihan nya ako.

Smile pa den sya! Whoah!

Nanga-ngatog na po ang tuhod ko!

In my mind, picket fences na toooo! And my imaginations were running wild. Gusto ko, sa Las Vegas ang kasal. Private affair lang. Just like the superstars.

Pumasok sya sa magarang development.

Sinundan ko.

Napansin ko, nag-stop sya.

Stop ako. You have no idea! Alam nyo nyong kabog nang kabog ang puso nyo!

Grabeeee! Wish ko dalwa lang anak namen. Mahal mag-pa-aral eh.

Nasa baba na sya nang kotse inaabangan ako. Inayos ko ang buhok ko. Ang ganda ko talagaaaa!!!

Di pa ko nakakababa, lumapet na sya. Binaba ko na lang window ko.

Where’s your driver’s license? And why have you been following me?

Pulis pala sya!!! [shocked!]

For WORLD PEACE kabisyo! Pramis! Titino na ako. Peks man. Bukas na bukas den, Santa Elena na ako.

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JHVRothschild October 22, 2007 at 1:10 am: HAHAHAHA! Landi mo talaga ever! Did he give you a ticket?

JHVRothschild’s last blog post..A Statement

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chuvaness October 22, 2007 at 6:41 am: *HINIKA*

ANG LAKAS NG TAWA KO REYNZ…….ABOT HANGGANG MAYNILAAA!!!!!!! HAHHAHAHAH

TANDAAN KO YAN TIPS MO…WAHHAHAHAHA

chuvaness’s last blog post..Bl0gging is a habit

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konstantin October 22, 2007 at 8:44 am: di ka pa natuto ke Craig! nyahahahahah!!!!!!!buong araw kong baon tooooo!!!!!

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Ambo October 22, 2007 at 10:26 am: Bwahahahahaha ang lufet! Hayan kasi kasi kasi kasi bwahahahaha…tawa ako ng tawa lekat talaga.

Ambo’s last blog post..A Prayer for Brokenman

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reynz October 22, 2007 at 11:06 am: @ all (JHV, Chuvaness, konstantin at Ambo),

Wag nyo nga akong pag-tawanan!
Hmmpt… eto ako, na-trauma yata ang lola nyo, hu hu hu!
Wala namang ticket na binigay. Warning lang at konting pagalit na kesyo I might cause accident sa kaka-preno ko. hehehe!

reynz’s last blog post..Back from hibernation

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ching_ayala October 22, 2007 at 11:42 am: HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My husband said you are crazy!!!! HAHAHA!!!!!!

ching_ayala’s last blog post..Exiles say clashes in Tibet after US award to Dalai Lama

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reynz October 22, 2007 at 11:44 am: @ching_ayala,

di po talaga. normal po talaga ako. hmmm… me konting abnormality lang dito sa gitna… ahh… wag na lang. too much information.

say hi to husband.

reynz’s last blog post..That look could mean he is interested with you!

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bebenibadoodles October 22, 2007 at 12:16 pm: Hahaha… i used to do that kay Badoodles. Ang katangahan ko naman, alam pala niya sa sinusundan ko siya. Stalker daw ba ang drama. And to this day, pag nire reminisce ng lolo ko ang araw na iyon, nahihiya talaga ako.

bebenibadoodles’s last blog post..Daddy?s Little Girl

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Ambo October 22, 2007 at 12:32 pm: E kasi, e kasi bwhahahahaha. Di ko mapigil pwamis!

Ambo’s last blog post..Kababayan Para Sa Atin Ito

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kengkay October 22, 2007 at 12:48 pm: hanu ba yun, at least meron kang picture na ala-ala ng iyong nakaraan, hahahahaha

kengkay’s last blog post..Panawagan sa mga OFWs

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kutz October 22, 2007 at 1:10 pm: Letche ka! Naisahan mo na naman ako! HAHAHAHAA! BUANG! Post ka pa ng mga social climbing skills, ‘teng!

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psyche25 October 22, 2007 at 2:57 pm: hahahaha…… tawa to the max naman ako sa kuwento mo. muntik ka na don ah. buti di ka natiketan.

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mspinkbiik October 22, 2007 at 4:09 pm: hihihi
ang cute

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nina October 22, 2007 at 6:14 pm: kaloka naman

nina’s last blog post..I Want to Retire Young!

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reynz October 23, 2007 at 12:45 am: to all,

ayan, nag-mumukha nang Wakasan ang blog, err chat room na to… in fairness, napanaginipan ko ang pulis. bedroom arrest sana yon! kainis!

reynz’s last blog post..Book Review: The Agenda, by Michael Hammer

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alex October 23, 2007 at 2:49 am: hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

napadpad lang po ako dito! paki refund naman po nang bayad ko sa internet cafe!!! natagalan po ang basa ko sa mga kalokohan ninyo! hahahahaha! kasalanan ninyo toooooo!!!!

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ibyang October 23, 2007 at 2:49 am: mygod reyna! sobrang natawa naman ako. na-suspense pa naman ako sa kwento mo, tapos pulis pala.

ibyang’s last blog post..One of the Best News I’ve Received This Year

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lordmanilastone October 23, 2007 at 3:05 am: ayy ang cute naman ng incident na yan sa life mo, kahit later at the end of the day pala ay nareveal ang kapulisan niya, (LOL)

you know reynz, i think one of the best tips na nakuha ko since I started blogging is about the social climbing skills, hehehe, di naman ako mahilig sa bar pero sa mrt pag sumasakay ako, andami talaga guwapo, basta tumitingin lang ako ng more than a minute, sana nabasa rin nila itong post mo, hehehe

lordmanilastone’s last blog post..Christmas and Nostalgia

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cheh October 23, 2007 at 6:57 am: Mwahahaha naisahan ako doon ah!! LOOOOOL reynz ganda mo talaga! labsya!!

cheh’s last blog post..Toopidity at its finest

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reynz October 24, 2007 at 3:10 am: @ibyang,

congratulations pala sa pag-ka permanent! as I said, tuturuan kita nang art of getting a promotion through social climbing! hehehehe

reynz’s last blog post..The art of telling the guy you love him!

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reynz October 24, 2007 at 3:12 am: @alex,

sori walang refund! hehehe!

@lordmanilastone,

exception to the rule yata ang jeep di ba? i mean, wala namang choice pag kaharap mo titig palaka talaga sayo di ba? hahaha!

@cheh,

naman! thanks for telling the truth! hahaha

reynz’s last blog post..The art of telling the guy you love him!

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itot54joni February 21, 2008 at 4:14 am: ahehehe.yaan kasi.ahehehe pa uli.sa akin k n laang tumingin.naging instant stalker k p!ahehehehe uli!ahehehehe n nmn!ang sarap ng mga lak mo jan ah,pakibuetooth dine ng iba ng malasahan!

itot54joni’s last blog post..My Name On Inquirer.net!

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itot54joni February 21, 2008 at 4:17 am: ayus yun mga ads mo s tabi ah.pampagana!ahehehe

itot54joni’s last blog post..My Name On Inquirer.net!

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reynz February 21, 2008 at 4:18 am: anu ba yun? gusto mo bang dagukan ako ni misis?! hahaha

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reynz February 21, 2008 at 4:19 am: sa totoo lang kanina ko pa gustong chugihin yan ano! hmpt! ambabastos!!! HAHAHA

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reynz February 21, 2008 at 4:23 am: GREAT! HAHAHA! NA-CA-CANCEL PALA ANG BID! YARI SILLAAA!! Ayokong makakita nang mga suso ditooooo HAHAHAHA!!

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itot54joni February 21, 2008 at 5:02 am: gwin mo s setings e by owner’s aproval pra d nkakalusot mga yan

itot54joni’s last blog post..My Name On Inquirer.net!

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itot54joni February 21, 2008 at 5:03 am: ang sabi ko e tingin hindi tikim!ahehehe!mabobojak k nga non.ahehehe

itot54joni’s last blog post..My Name On Inquirer.net!

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Dakilang Tambay February 21, 2008 at 5:14 am: wala ako masabi at natawa ako. pulis pala ang loko. hehe.

gagamitin ko nga yang rules na yan.. 60 seconds pala ah.. wahahaa.. apir!

Dakilang Tambay’s last blog post..Crush: Lovestruck entry

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itot54joni February 21, 2008 at 5:27 am: ang lufet ng nakita kong bid s project wonderful kgabi.un 300×250 rectangle.$300 ang bid.

itot54joni’s last blog post..My Name On Inquirer.net!

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itot54joni February 21, 2008 at 5:28 am: ay mali pala 728 leader board yun may bid n $300

itot54joni’s last blog post..My Name On Inquirer.net!

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nina February 21, 2008 at 6:02 am: favorite talaga ang post na ito…

nina’s last blog post..How’s Your Valentine Celebration?

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monaco February 21, 2008 at 8:53 am: makikisali po ha, your highness.

pulis pala! sana man lang nagpa-body search ka para sulit ang adventure! LOL

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monaco February 21, 2008 at 8:56 am: sali ako. ano? $300 and bid? naknampucha, one day lang yun? kelan kaya natin mararating yun?

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Dakilang Tambay February 21, 2008 at 9:41 am: RN na ako

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joy February 21, 2008 at 9:53 am: Mas cute mga pulis dito. Mas matangkad pa

joy
A Pinay In England
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joy’s last blog post..Malen aka Chuvaness On Usapang Pinoy!

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reynz February 21, 2008 at 12:11 pm: monaco saken ka na lang mag bid hehehe kahit $250 lang! HAHAHAHA

itots buti sinabi mo hahanapin ko sa settings hehehe

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reynz February 21, 2008 at 12:12 pm: HOY BABAE asan ang LISENSYA MO, dapat signature mo eh:

Dakilang Tambay,RN

heheheeh

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reynz February 21, 2008 at 12:12 pm: Oo nina, di ko talaga makalimutan to! hahaha! binabangungot pa ako nitooo hahahaha

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reynz February 21, 2008 at 12:13 pm: GREAT! hahaha! manghuli ako nang pulis dyan sa April! HAHAHA

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Glo February 21, 2008 at 12:43 pm: mukhang macho at guwapo ang pulis na yan! ha ha ha. oo nga naman manay baka maka-cause ka ng accident! bwahahaha. but i really cannot blame you. yung mga lalaklakin diyan sa lamesa sa taas, ang ayaw ko lang ay ang cherries at ang mga puwedeng paglagyan nito. ha ha ha ha.

Glo’s last blog post..insured when traveling?

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Glo February 21, 2008 at 12:52 pm: mukhang macho at guwapo ang pulis na yan! ha ha ha. oo nga naman manay baka maka-cause ka ng accident! bwahahaha. but i really cannot blame you. yung mga lalaklakin diyan sa lamesa sa taas, ang ayaw ko lang ay ang cherries at ang mga puwedeng paglagyan nito. ha ha ha ha.

Glo’s last blog post..hoping for everyday sunshine

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itot54joni February 21, 2008 at 12:57 pm: yep kuya mon.$300 a day yun bid.ang laki din nmn ng trafic non site e.nsa 100,000 plus.ingnan mo dun kpg npasyal k.s 728 leaderboard ata yun o s 300 rectangle.

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itot54joni February 21, 2008 at 1:10 pm: http://www.blanklabelcomics.com

kuya mon yan yun site.non lang pla kagabi $300.now e $100.pero minimum bid s kanya e $20.ang lufet!450k trafic niya!

itot54joni’s last blog post..Crying Babies: Lozada, De Venecia Video On YouTube

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Dakilang Tambay February 21, 2008 at 5:11 pm: pede ba ung ganun?

DAKILANGTAMBAY RN?

hahaha.. so happy talaga. at hindi ako makatulog. hehe

Dakilang Tambay’s last blog post..RN na ako, finally?

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Misyel February 21, 2008 at 8:15 pm: ayos tong post na to ahh, akala ko may kasalan ng magaganap pulis pala si fafa.. hehehe! salamat sa tip na bigay mo, gagamitin ko yan sa lalong madaling panahon! hahahaha!

Misyel’s last blog post..Salamin

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Lyka Bergen February 21, 2008 at 9:44 pm: Malapitin ka rin pala sa mga pow-lice.

Good Luck next time!

Lyka Bergen’s last blog post..PradaCK Originality

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reynz February 21, 2008 at 11:39 pm: OW?! hehehe! pedeng tumingin?! Weeeeeeeeeee!!! HAHAHA!!

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reynz February 21, 2008 at 11:40 pm: hehehe gwapong gwapo siya manay hehehe! first love ever! hahaha

reynz’s last blog post..That look could mean he is interested with you!

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reynz February 21, 2008 at 11:41 pm: epektib yan misyel! hehehe! minsan kindat lang! pede na! HAHAHA! SUBUKAAANNN!! HAHAHA

reynz’s last blog post..That look could mean he is interested with you!

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reynz February 21, 2008 at 11:42 pm: hello Lyka! hehehe you mean me mga police story ka rin? hahaha! ‘day exciting ever baga! hehehe

reynz’s last blog post..That look could mean he is interested with you!

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billyboxergirl February 22, 2008 at 2:32 am: ayayay…daming inumin nun ha! tsalap, tsalap naman! sali naman po ako sa tunggaan! c mr. popo tinanggal ang face. cute po ba ms.reynz? kaloka to ever!

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reynz February 22, 2008 at 4:06 am: monaco! hahaha! welcome na welcome ka ever here! hehehe! sa totoo lang gusto ko nga house arrest eh! hehehe

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reynz February 22, 2008 at 4:07 am: Opps! doble ba to? hehee

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reynz February 22, 2008 at 4:08 am: kaya naglagay na ako nang pinakamlaking wonderful ad and let’s see sana umabot din ako dyan! hahaha!!

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reynz February 22, 2008 at 4:09 am: makabagsak underwear ang kagwapuhan nya boxergurl! hehehe! batang bata taz nakuuuu! as in kinakausap kong house arrest nya ako! hehehe!

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nina February 22, 2008 at 9:15 am: Ako may police story din. Binangga ako kung kelan hiniram ko lang yong kotseng gamit ko kasi pinagawa ko yong akin. Siyempre mega naloka ako. Actually nag mark lang naman yong plate number, kaso lang talaga, hiniram ko lang yong car kaya gusto ko magpunta kami sa police. Aba tinakbuhan ako. Kala nya hindi ko nakuha ang plate number, eh mabilis ata ang lola mo sa ganun. Nagpunta ako sa Pulis, nagsumbong ako. Hindi siya marunong mag-inggles. Hindi rin ako marunong mag-arabic. HIndi ko alam mga tinatanong nya. Hanggang sabi sa akin Clock sabay turo sa wrist watch. Oras pala. Tinatanong nya what time ang incident. Pati mobile number ko hiningi kala ko SOP. Tapos talagang helpful cya at pinakain pa ako ng snacks. Kumain naman ako kasi nakita ko naman bagong delivery galing dun sa masarap na restaurant. Hindi nga rin marunong mag-computer, hindi mai-type ang police report. Nakipag away pa sa mga ibang pulis kasi ayaw siya tulungan. Hanggang makuha ko nga yong kailngan ko. Tapos mega Shukran (TY)ako siyempre. After a few days. Eto…Ring…ring…ring…nagpapahanap ng massage, baka daw may alam ako. Wahhhhhhh. Naloka ako pinatay ko telepono ko.

nina’s last blog post..How’s Your Valentine Celebration?

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reynz February 23, 2008 at 1:21 am: EEEEKKKK!!! kainis ka NINA!!! HAHAHA! kayang kaya kong gawin yun! HAHAHA! kunyari pa sya!

me isang fren ako ganyan, hinuli nung pulis, binigyan nang ticket taz one day, me flowers yung bakla! galing pala sa pulis! HAHAH! AYUN! mag syota na yong dalwa! HAHAHA!!

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ruthie February 23, 2008 at 4:34 am: Para walang confusion, flying kiss mo agad habang me titigan….bwahahaha…

Natawa naman ako dito, baliw ka talaga Reynz!

ruthie’s last blog post..Social Climbing Logo Contest by Reyna Elena

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antipatika February 23, 2008 at 7:34 am: ang saya!kala ko it’s your time to shine na. hahahah!

antipatika’s last blog post..Social Climbing Logo Contest by Reyna Elena

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reynz February 24, 2008 at 5:59 pm: hehehe hi RUTHIE! hahaha! marami pa akong kalintekang ginawa hehehe!

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reynz February 24, 2008 at 6:00 pm: hehehe! it was my time na matiketan kamu! HAHAHA

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bebot November 20, 2008 at 12:28 am: Hayyyy……bastos kang reyna ka!!!!! sa kababasa ko nitong ibinigay mong entry, napabayaan ko ang tatlo kong anak, na naliligo sa bathtub…..hayun…malamig na tubig na pala ang ipinapaligo…nangangatog na sa lamig ang maliit ko…ibinuhos ang bagong bukas kong bubble bath na binili ko dyan sa Phili….hayun empty bigla…….di bale nautot naman ako sa katatawa…….hehehehe

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mcrey January 5, 2009 at 3:36 am: Holyshet!!!

Wahahaha!!!! Parang robocup!

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FerBert January 5, 2009 at 4:20 am: nabitin ako sa buladasphere kaya napunta dito.. hahahaha
hahahahaha
ahahahahaha

yun lang nasabi ko

FerBert´s last blog post..Rurok

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edelweiza January 26, 2009 at 3:44 am: hahaha…very funny incident…at least nagstop sya, ibig sbhin epektib ang social climbing skill mo. hehe.

edelweiza´s last blog post..My Big Pair of Eyes (or How I’m Pleased with My Good Eyesight)

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Milky February 9, 2010 at 2:43 pm: Hahahaha…hay naku reynz..mamatay ako sa tawa sa yo…maraming maraming salamat…i have an idea na sa sosyal klayming tips mo.

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