My Toby ain’t gonna be Soup number 5!

by reyna05 on February 19, 2008

When I was still young and restless and one breath-takingly good-looking macho pretty barrio lass dun sa Barrio Siete, parati ako nun nan-la-lass-lass nang mga tungero because lahat ata nang aso sa barrio namen were labeled asong ulol just so ma-asocena nang mga gago. To this day, I remember vividly kung pano nila hinataw yong aso ko, tinira sa ulo, chugi at pinulutan nang mga hudas. Since that day, I declared war on those people na ginagawang sardinas ang aso. Di naman sa super uber animal activist ang lola wala rin akong intensyon to join the Fight For Fish Rights noh?


And when I am having some drinks sa mga ka-kosa ko sa Lanzones Street sa Pasig, I am soooo uber-careful in having meat at baka ma-onse na naman ako. Who knows kung ano na naman ang niluto nila? Varicose veins lang nga ng balut di mateyk nang lola nyo, yan pa kayang mga hita nang aso? Kili-kili nang sawa? Ilong nang rabbit? Pak-pak nang daga? Bituka nang atay? Ehe! Bituka nang manok! Atay nang ulo? Ulo nang yagbols? Y??? Y??? Magsabi kayo nang totoo!!! Pur dyos por santu!!! Ba’t kayo nakain nang mga tooooo!!! Hahaha! Sino ang mahilig sa Soup # 5?! At anung mga karumal-dumal ang mga kina-kain nang mga tao dyan senyo kung san kayo naka-base?


MEET TOBY!

Galing sa breeder, price? $700!

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I feed him this…

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And even though I bought him a nice bed, for some reason he prefers this pillow! (Maarte na! Hmpt!) And if we fight dahil ayaw nga matulog dun sa bed na binili ko? PRICELESS!!!

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For WORLD PEACE mga kabisyo!!! Pano ka kakain nang aso pagka ganetchiwa alaga mo, aber?





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chuvaness February 19, 2008 at 12:52 am

josmeyoo ang mahal kainin ni TOBY no. 700$ plus yung rekado pa pag niluto!!! maliit pa…HINDE SULIT PAG KINAIN. kung kakain ka lang din ng aso….ASKAL na lang…MURA NA, MASARAP PA. HAHAHHAHAHHA

i never eat kung anu-anong exotic food din. di ko makita ang logic kung baket kelangan kumain ng mga ganun. Pati yung bird’s nest soup na galing sa laway ng some birds out there…di ko kaya

ang kyuut ng doggie mo kabisyo! parang meron kami nyan dati 2 pa…naka display sa magkabilang gilid ng TV hahahhaha

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reynz February 19, 2008 at 1:18 am

hehehe! sa condo yong neighbor namen meron silang shih tzu i don’t know kung saan galing, baka sa Japan kasi mga tiga Tokyo ang mga yun. oo kumita si chuva nang 100$ as commission hehehe

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mspinkbiik February 19, 2008 at 1:19 am

hindi pda friendly to grrrrrr! I want my laptop waaaaaaaaa!

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reynz February 19, 2008 at 1:37 am

hahaha! sukat kasi kwelyuhan mo yang jowawitz mo! hahaha!!!

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pusa February 19, 2008 at 1:39 am

ankyuttttt talaga!!!! parang ewoks!

hoy naatikim rin ako ng dog dati, pinagkatuwaan ako ng mga nasnip ko, arghhhh e

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reynz February 19, 2008 at 1:58 am

eeewww!! hahaha!!! karneng pusa? hehehe!

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toni/nonblogger February 19, 2008 at 2:40 am

ang kyut ng baby mo inang.
yaan mo na cya umarte tutal me k naman sya.
hirap mg-alaga dito ng aso kc pg nireklamo ka ng maarteng kapitbahay sigurado kukunin alaga mo.

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toni/nonblogger February 19, 2008 at 2:41 am

ate pusa anong lasa ng karneng aso?

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Glo February 19, 2008 at 4:46 am

ha ha ha. ako din manay, hindi ako kumakain ng mga karumaldumal na bagay. he he he. natawa ako dun sa por dios por santo! taga barrio siete ka nga dati. it really shows manay, kahit nasa “high society” ka na. ha ha ha!

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rhapsody February 19, 2008 at 7:23 am

akin nalang si toby! pramis di ko hahayaang maging soup number 5 siya.

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itot54joni February 19, 2008 at 8:34 am

ano kayang masarap n luto kay toby!hmmm…malamg yan puppy mo e crossbreed s bulak.ahehehehe!d din ako nakain ng aso.kahit n kahawig ng kambing ang karne nito.may alaga din akong aso doberman at dti may askal ako.d sila naawa s askal ko.puro n nga garapats e pinulutan p din.kung ako tatanungin e ang kinakain ko lng n kakaiba e bituka at butse ng manok,dugo ng manok,atay ng baboy,pula ng balot.tsaka oyster bsta bgong hugas at sinabon.ahehehehe. pero un iba e d nah.gusto mo gang maging kulay pink yun pup mo,pahidan mo ng gamot n pula.ganyan gmit ko dti s mga kalapati kong puti!ahehehehe

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roni February 19, 2008 at 8:36 am

kostumer: waiter! bat anliit ng soup no.5 nyo ngayon!!!
waiter: natalo po kasi yung matador kahapon!

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roni February 19, 2008 at 8:41 am

ang kyut naman no toby, type ni ellen degeneres yang mga ganyan!

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Aaron February 19, 2008 at 9:34 am

ay ang pretty! pwede ba syang maging boyfriend? ;)

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itot54joni February 19, 2008 at 11:09 am

akin n laang si akismet at pupulutanin ko na.kinain n nmn e.

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joy February 19, 2008 at 11:43 am

You’re a man after my own heart! I’m crazy about dogs myself! Your Toby is adorable! Pero mas adorable ang mga anak ko hahahaha. See for yourself here.

joy
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reynz February 19, 2008 at 12:05 pm

maarte rin ang me ari toni! hehehe!

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reynz February 19, 2008 at 12:06 pm

uragon pa man ako manay maski sain mapaduman nakibungagan hehehehe! aw inda ko man kaan na high society mga horop horop sana an! hahaha

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reynz February 19, 2008 at 12:07 pm

ei rhap! graduate na ata mga comments mo akisness! deretso na sya di ko na inaagaw! hehehe! pede ko sya giv for $800 na! hahaha

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reynz February 19, 2008 at 12:09 pm

hehehe nevah ever ever evah pero one time nakain kami nung isaw? hahaha!!! tsaka meron na rin nyan dito sa Philly nung adidas! hahaha pati ulo nang manok binebenta sa vietnamese store! hahaha

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reynz February 19, 2008 at 12:10 pm

hehehehe!!! sana nga ma-guest din me dun ki ellen! kung si toby ba dapat makapansin di gamitin! hehe

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reynz February 19, 2008 at 12:11 pm

hehehe!!! dadaan sa physical examinination ko muna Aaron… extensive physical exam muna kita… hehehe

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reynz February 19, 2008 at 12:11 pm

medyo ok na di ba? yung ibang comments mo lumalabas na hahaha

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reynz February 19, 2008 at 12:12 pm

oh mother! hope your ok now! yeah! saw your cute dogs! hahaha!

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Kiks February 19, 2008 at 1:38 pm

Hahahaha, priceless nga yan, te. 700US$?!!!

At kahit maraming tomadero sa US at lumalafang ng anci, di nila kakainin si doggie kasi buto na lang sya pag naluto.

so what does he call you ba?

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mspinkbiik February 19, 2008 at 2:25 pm

sobrang kislot… kulang na lang selda para ma train ng husto… bwahahahahha
Oinky!

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mspinkbiik February 19, 2008 at 2:28 pm

masarap na luto kay toby ung parang adobong paa ng chicken… adidas ba un! haha ha ha ha

he is so cute… can my kitty kats play with you doggie? lol
oinky!

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nina February 19, 2008 at 3:56 pm

and cute…grabe, buti pa sya may dog food. samantalang sa atin yong mga bata dun sa riles saka dun sa slums walang makain…

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roni February 19, 2008 at 4:23 pm

nakuuuu nina, ayaw ng reyna ng mga ganyang comments, baka i-urong nya yung pakontes at i-donate na lang sa mga street children sa manila yung prize money,maraming magwawala! (here I go again)

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roni February 19, 2008 at 4:27 pm

ang korni ng jowk ko!

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itot54joni February 19, 2008 at 5:46 pm

are po dagdag pangkabuhayan! peel away ads

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itot54joni February 19, 2008 at 5:48 pm

nadali uli ni akisness! aru aru

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morrise February 19, 2008 at 7:18 pm

Reynz,

Have you heard about the greenies? Don’t ever feed your dog this green little thing. They make the dogs go wild for it.

Morrise

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rhada February 20, 2008 at 12:29 am

hanubayan, naalala ko tuloy ang aking nakalipas….pareho tayo ng karanasan, yung aso ko naman nung araw eh nakita ko kung paano nila ibinitin (naka-spread)…taposh ni-blow torch yung mga balahiboooooo huwahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! trauma ang bayuti ko!! mga hudas sila, sarap katayin ng mga siyokoy na istambay sa kanto!!!

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reynz February 20, 2008 at 1:30 am

eeekkk what does he call me? hahahaha! ako yong me leash! hehehe!!!

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reynz February 20, 2008 at 1:31 am

‘day sinabi mo! at karamihan nung mga tambay dun sa kanto namen? chugi na karamihan! hehehe

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reynz February 20, 2008 at 1:32 am

i don’t know these greenies! tawagan nga kita!

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reynz February 20, 2008 at 1:32 am

ano yan?

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Ambo February 20, 2008 at 1:38 am

Reyns meron na ba siyang Dogster? Add mo si Anjo ko ha eto account nya http://www.dogster.com/dogs/498230 cute naman ni Tobi. Sarap makatabi sa pagtulog….

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reynz February 20, 2008 at 4:39 am

anak nang dogster ha?! hahaha! pati pala aso me mga blogs na? hehehe!

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nina February 20, 2008 at 5:00 am

delete…pwede ba i-delete….hehehehehe…itutuloy nya yan. I know people who love dogs. actually I admire them kasi talagang they treat their pets as family. yong mga officemates kong puti may mga pet sila na dogs ka-apelyido nila :) Yong dog food galing pa sa US kasi lamb based daw :)

Baka magalit ang Reyna sa akin…

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reynz February 20, 2008 at 5:14 am

hehehe! totoo yung sinabi ni nina roni! hahaha! i remember when i was in barrio siete, ganun kaming mga batang yagit nung panahon. now, me mga friends ako dyan sa floodway – kung alam nyo ang ibig kong sabihin, squatters area po yan.

minsan talaga nakaka-guily, i mean, you have expensive dogs like this, sa Pasig, neighbor ko me shih tzu also which am not sure kung galeng Japan.

but no worries… i don’t think me negative sa komentung yun! tuloy ang social climbing ever! hehehe!!

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roni February 20, 2008 at 6:38 am

hehehe, ngayun isa ka na talagang tunay na world peace advocate!

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SpeakOutYourAFlip February 20, 2008 at 5:06 pm

Hello Reynz,

Here’s my Dogster page for my Charlie!!

http://www.dogster.com/dogs/645101

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SpeakOutYourAFlip February 20, 2008 at 5:10 pm
lovelyn February 20, 2008 at 5:43 pm

Cuteness!!! Just known there’s dogster too. Cool. How about the horse lovers like me…horseters? Google ko nga later.

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toni February 21, 2008 at 6:07 am

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah can I babysit him!?!?!? :D :D :D He’s adorable!

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