What would you do if you saw your ex?!

by reyna04 on February 8, 2008

Go kami ni Chuva sa Woodies (sang Gay Bar) nong Friday. Busy ang Chuvang kakasabit dun sa lalaki. Kausap ko naman si Melai sa telepano. Nagsusumbong ako sa kalaswaang ginagawa nang chuva. Matagal ko ring kausap si Melai sa telepano. Dahil sa ingay, tinawagan ko sya habang ako eh nasa men’s room. Hehehe! Taz me kumalabet saken sa likod! “Hey! How are you?” Pag-tingin ko, *shock!!!*


Reynz: Brian!!! How have you been?!
Brian: I’m doing good! You?
Reynz: Great!
Brian: Meet Luis! He’s Mexican.
Reynz: Que pasa Luis?
Luis: De nada!
Reynz: So, is he…
Brian: He’s full-time.

Sino si Brian?! ~*~ka-ching~*~ circa 1842, Princeton New Jersey!

I was with my office mates at the grounds of Princeton University. Darating kasi si Pareng Bill Clinton, kasama si Chelsea at mega-check nila ang University dahil balak nun ni Chelsea mag-enroll here. So, dahil close kami ni Pareng Bill, may I went kami to show support. There, dahil maganda nga ako, me naki-chika saken. Wafo, blue eyed, blond hair with kinky mind. Charing lang hehehe!

Hi
Hi ka rin
I’m Brian
And I’m Reynz! And diz is the Bri and Reynz Sho-howww!!

Humagalpak nang tawa si wafo. O di chuvalais na sya! Bilis! Hehehe! In 1 minute, we became friends. In 5 minutes, we became verrrrry friendly. After 30 minutes, nag-simula na ang long-term relationship namen. Ang ganda ko talaga! Patay na patay ako sa Texan accent nya. Dating professor sa Texas A&M University. He accepted a teaching position sa Ryder University which is right outside Trenton, na capital city nang New Jersey.

Across the university is Triumph, bar hindi tindahan nang bra. Dun nya ako dinala sa unang date namen. Isinama ko si Matilda para ma-check nya ang bago kong big intelligent fish. Triump is very popular sa mga students nang Princeton. Andun lang sya sa Witherspoon Street sa tapat mismo nang gate nang university. There, pede ka mag-order nang sampler. Mga sampung baso nang iba’t ibang chuvalingang beer. Wala sila nang Vitamin Beer. Nilasing nya ako. Very willing naman ako dahil alam ko na ang susunod na event. Hehehe! Pinalayas ko na si Matilda. Tapos na kasi ang role nya. Nag-ngi-ngit-ngit ang Matildang lumayas.

Taka ko lang, ba’t Monday to Thursday ko lang sya kasama? Pag Friday kasi, ang drama nang Brian, he has to drive to Harrisburg to visit his sister and stay there for a weekend. Well, ok lang saken. So, on weekends, nag-su-sulsi ako at nag-buburda nang mga damet naming Dolce Gabbana.

One weekend na andun sa Harrisburg ang Brian, naki-pag social climb ako sa mga bading in New Brunswick. Me mga bagong Pinoy programmers na dating galing Menila. Umiinom ako nang shuktong when one of them pinakilala saken ni Gil who is my friend.

Gil: Reynz! Si Mario! Mario! Eto ang anak ni Zuma, si Reynz!
Reynz: ‘Tado!~!@#

Chika kami ni Mario.

Mario: U dating now?
Reynz: Kursunada mo ako ano?!
Mario: Tanga! Interview lang.
Reynz: Mga ilang buwan pa lang. Ikaw?
Mario: Bago rin lang. San mo nameet?
Reynz: Dito lang sa Princeton.
Mario: Ako naman dyan sya sa Ryder nag-wo-work.
*toink!
Reynz: Ryder?!
Mario: Oo, professor sya dati sa Texas, lumipat dito
Reynz: Texas?
Mario: A&M University.
Reynz: I see? Anong pangalan?
Mario: Brian.
Reynz: Brian?! Mario? teka lang. Si Brian ba, nakikita mo pag Monday to Thursday?
Mario: Weekends lang.
Reynz: Saan sya ngayon?
Mario: Padating na. Katatawag lang. Pakilala ko sayo.
Reynz: Am verrrrrry excited to meet him!

MEET: !@#$%^&*()_~!@@%^&!!!

Nagising ako nang maaga. 9:00am ang appointment ko sa chiropractor. Namaga talaga kamay ko. Indi kaya nang kuritas. Naging kebigan ko pala si Mario.

For WORLD PEACE??? Trinato ko syang parang tao nung gabing yon.

P.S. Charing lang! hehehe! Di ko naman talaga sya sinaktan! Nilayasan lang nameng parehas ni Mario! HAHAHA!!!



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chuvaness February 8, 2008 at 12:15 am

nawindang ako
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*aka, di ko naintindihan*

uulitin ko na lang, hahaha

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Glo February 8, 2008 at 12:44 am

grabe nagalit na anak ko. panay halakhak ko daw sa kasi sa harap ng PC. susme yang kanyang ex, pag nakita mo ulit dapat lagyan ng black eye sa dalawang mata! nyehehe

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Beng February 8, 2008 at 12:44 am

like nosebleed di ko rin gaanong na gets, siya ay bitin as maigsing…

ano na ang nangyari kay brian boy alyas dako ug pamaboy? at vakit namaga ang kamay moh? saan ka nagising, sa haybol mo or haybol ni mario brothers? sino ang nilayasan niyo ni ka mario, si brian? ngehehehe…ayan patay ka ngayon sa tanong :)

Beng’s last blog post..The Knight With His Shining Armour

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reynz February 8, 2008 at 1:17 am

sinampal ko ateng hehehe! hinagupit ko nang sampal na walang pagmamahal! so, kanya kanya kaming uwi noh!

nilayasan namen si brian dun sa party. nag break sila ni mario, brineyk ko rin. ayun.

kaya nung nakita ko sa bar, meron na syan mehikano

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reynz February 8, 2008 at 1:18 am

heheha, di ko naman actually sinaktan manay, hirap na, baka ma-barangay ako dito! hehehe

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reynz February 8, 2008 at 1:19 am

anobeeeehhhh!!! dali! basahin mo uli para pag nakita mo SYA ano… ehhh… hahahaha!!

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aNnBuNdErS February 8, 2008 at 1:20 am

ano to’ fiction???
wow parang KoReAnOVeLa … :c)

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reynz February 8, 2008 at 1:27 am

hey Ann!

heheh! sinusulat ko pa lang yong tungkol dun sa coconuts! hahah!

nga pala… ang fiction lang dyan yung huli – di ko sya sinaktan nilayasan lang namen ni mario. totoo yan, andun sa woodies nung gabing yun kasama yung bago nyang bf na mehikano hahaha

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chuvaness February 8, 2008 at 1:57 am

aaahhhh, na getching ko na hahahaha…buti na lang may summary

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reynz February 8, 2008 at 2:19 am

charinggollla ka talaga! hmpt! hahaha

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chuvaness February 8, 2008 at 2:42 am

kabisyooo, jeric is here…seryoso ka pala sa sinabi mo hahahha

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reynz February 8, 2008 at 2:48 am

ANG WLANGHIYA AT IBIG MONG SABHIN DI MO KO PINANIWALAAN KAHIT NA NOON PA? grrrrr!!! hu hu hu!!! lahat pa naman nang sinabi ko totooooooo!!!!

PAINGLISIN MO NGA YAN! hahahaha!!!!

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chuva February 8, 2008 at 2:52 am

josko, na-ekspows pala ang mga kalaswaan ko nung weekend.. haay.. nakow – - hindi naman sabit ng sabit.. pa Itouch Itouch lang… ;)

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chuvaness February 8, 2008 at 2:56 am

hahaha…chuvaaaa!!! inuubos mo daw ang kabuhayan mo jan sa mga gumigiling na yan sabi ni reynz hahahaha…pag kami kaya ang gumiling ni PUSAAA…sasabitan mo din ahahahhaha

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unanimous_flip February 8, 2008 at 2:58 am

Antanong: wafu pa rin ba hanggang ngayon yang Brian na yan? Aym priti syur mas maganda at mas bongga ka kesa kay Jesus, este, Luis.

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reynz February 8, 2008 at 3:01 am

FLIP! nabuhai ka! hahah! HINDI NA FOH! bokals na, lumaki na taz me tire na sa gilid! buti nga naka-alpas ako habang maaga! kilala mo sya di ba?

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chuva February 8, 2008 at 3:13 am

hahaha!! chuvaness!!! oo, sasabitan ko kayong dalawa ng bawang — hahahaha!!! yung kinita ni progobbler, naligvak!!!

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chuvaness February 8, 2008 at 3:32 am

luka luka!!! 6000$ +++ ang pinag sasabit mo?? josmeeee!! sana naghunos diliiii kaaaaa hahahha…

wala bang pictures? hehhehe

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reynz February 8, 2008 at 4:04 am

HOY KAYONG DALWA hahaha! WITNESS AKO kahit na me nanggugulo sa likod ko! HAHAHA!!!

reynz’s last blog post..Stop and Stare!!!

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kotsengkuba February 8, 2008 at 4:04 am

ang liit naman ng mundo nyo at palaging iisang lalake ang kinakareer nyo. hahaha

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reynz February 8, 2008 at 4:11 am

ba’t nga ganun? hahaha! kokonti kasi pinoy dito samen hahaha!! HOT COMMODITY!!! HAHAHA

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nina February 8, 2008 at 4:40 am

Ako deadma pag nakita ko ang ex ko. Care ko sa kanya. Maganda ako noh!

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reynz February 8, 2008 at 4:45 am

hahaha!!! eh linsyak kausap ko si Melai nung bigla na lang akong kinalabet kasi, kaya wa akong nagawa! hehe

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misyel February 8, 2008 at 6:15 am

Ako naman di ko kaya isnabin kahit na ata anong sama ng nagawa sa akin, siguro hi lang tapos babush na.

Ibang klase ‘tong love story mo ahh, pwede isa-pelikula hehehe!

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Beng February 8, 2008 at 9:38 am

Ahh, tama din naman pala ang kutob ko. Hehehehe, gusto ko lang makasiguro kong tama nga :) (nagpalusot pa). Tama lang na tinapos mo ang relasyon niyo and he really deserved it na pinagsasampal mo siya kaliwat kanan. Sana tinadyakan mo rin siya sa gitna para mayupi yong crystal balls niya.

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gibo February 8, 2008 at 10:33 am

oh my god, nahulog ako sa upuan nang mabasa ko ang ending. grabe. lagare si brian. people like him deserve to be alone :-)

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Beng February 8, 2008 at 10:40 am

Reynz, sengapala…I will pray to the great Manito na mafudfod ang kay Brian sa kakalagare niya o di kaya magmukhang cauliflower and dulo ng kanyang…………………………………………………ilong!

Beng’s last blog post..The Knight With His Shining Armour

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reynz February 8, 2008 at 11:57 am

tamang tama misyel, i have serious ambistions to be a serious acctress divanetch? hehehe

reynz’s last blog post..Stop and Stare!!!

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reynz February 8, 2008 at 11:59 am

naging pulutan kami ni mario nang mga bading hehhe natatawa na lang kami sa istorya namen

reynz’s last blog post..Stop and Stare!!!

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reynz February 8, 2008 at 12:00 pm

hehehe ano na lang erectile dysfunction! hehehe para be kind to animals ang dating! hahaha

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Beng February 8, 2008 at 12:07 pm

o sige na nga erectile dysfunction between his legs nalang.

Beng’s last blog post..The Knight With His Shining Armour

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mspinkbiik February 8, 2008 at 2:54 pm

i second to the motion bwahahahahaha

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joy February 8, 2008 at 4:36 pm

Umamin. May pagnanasa ka pa sa kanya ano? :D

Pero nung kayo ay together pa, nakarating ka naman sa langit di ba? Pinag-usapan niyo ba na exclusive kayo? Ano ba terms and conditions ninyo ng kabisnesan niyo? :D

Asan na ngayon si Mario?

joy
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Thess February 8, 2008 at 10:42 pm

langyang brian yun ha! sa akin hindi lang sampal aabutin nya..’will cut off his third leg…

pero d nga, malakas sampal mo? *lol*

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reynz February 8, 2008 at 11:12 pm

Wala lang – date lang kami ni Professor, enjoy ako, nakakausap ko nang matino, kaiba sa ibang mga kuwago sa buhay ko na na-oorgazm pag nakikita ang pitaka ko.

Sya hindi. hehehe! Ako ang nilibre! hahaha! Eh research chuvalais sya kaya napraktis ang mga inaamag na mga biogenetics whatever chuvalinga

Si Mario naman, nasa Harriburg, eh dahil umuwi ako nang pinas for 11mos, nawalan na kami nang communication ganun

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reynz February 8, 2008 at 11:13 pm

hehehe tamang tama lang na madama nya ang galet ko! hehe!

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joy February 9, 2008 at 12:15 am

Eh Reynz, dito ka kaya maghanap ng new man sa UK? My project worker the other year worked on this project which necessitated going to LGBT bars. Dalin kita? :D

joy
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toni/nonblogger February 9, 2008 at 7:58 am

iniisip ko lang inang kung eto ung gabing hanap ka ni ate melai.

malas ko naman, ala pa ako aawayin.

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reynz February 9, 2008 at 5:14 pm

YUN NA NGA YON! ung gabing un! hahaha! Nag TEKS ang Melai kaya tinawagan ko. At habang kausap ko ang Melai, eto namang Brian eh nasa likod ko pala! hahaha

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reynz February 9, 2008 at 5:15 pm

Pagdating ko dyan Joy, dapat READY na sya hehehe

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manilenya February 10, 2008 at 8:32 pm

grabehhh!! 2 timer ang lolo ganon??

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reynz February 10, 2008 at 10:24 pm

me schedule ang walanghiya! naisahan kami! HAHAHA!!!!

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kotsengkuba February 15, 2008 at 12:20 am

seems spammers are getting more and more clever recently. hahaha :D

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reynz February 15, 2008 at 12:27 am

spammer ba yan?

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