The Republic of the Philippines is a nation of some 8,744 islands located in the Pacific Ocean, not far from China. The people of the Philippines, known as Filipinos, are best known for their overseas service as cafeteria personnel, mini-mart clerks, hotel maids, and transvestite prostitutes in countries around the world. The Philippines itself is a hotspot for sex tourism and pedophilia, as well as for a few AZN ?al Qaeda? wannabes who have ?taken over? some small villages on one of the islands. It is also the world?s largest exporter of large yellow-ish envelopes, known everywhere as ?Manila envelopes.?
That’s what this website was saying, which was my dilemna tonight. I was on the phone with Chuva and we were grappling with the idea as to whether or not to blog this. I declined, I said, I don’t want to give him the publicity that he’s looking for.
I have a dinner appointment tonight with Morrise and her friend. I bailed out. As a matter of fact, I was already on the road, driving and then decided to turn around and I said – fine – I am gonna give that bloody sonnamabitch some fkin notorious publicity that he wants. It’s up to my readers to decide whether they want him off of that hosting company or what. My role is to put him out in the open. That is, give him publicity. And so, here I am blogging about this bloody asshole.
Surprisingly, most Filipino cuisine is very much as it was more than 400 years ago, before they got RAPED by the white man. 97% of the Filipino diet consists of dog which is where they got their nicknames of doggo, dogeater, mans’ worst friend, and dragonfuckers. In fact it is common to see ugly AS FUCK filipino childrens chasing dogs in the streets of Manila cutting off their ballz. Another staple of the filipino diet is balut, which is basically like eating your half born brothers fetus straight from your mothers glory hole. Balut in reality is unhatched duck or chicken eggs. Filipino’s enjoy eating balut every minute of everyday to sustain their life long boners. If the Chinks eat everything that moves…..then filipinos eat everything that exists. You will find a ugly as fuck filipino senior citizen licking the paint off of decades old cars and eating rock and dirt like niggers.
I poke fun on Philippine politicians, especially the corrupt ones. I poke fun at some crazy personalities in the Philippines. My jokes are based on sarcasm, but where do you draw the line of poking fun? Of making a parody? Is there really a fine line between making fun or insulting the total humanity of the Philippine Islands? Or as in this case, what’s obvious is obvious?
Here’s the website I am talking about: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Philippines
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and now you’ve bitten the bait.
thanks to him (or her) for now i know what to call those brown envelopes we used to put our kokombans and art papers during our elementary years. i’ve only known of the manila papers (commonly used to compose our visual aids with pentel pens) but not the manila envelopes.
about the dogs, do we already have decent restaurants in the philippines offering dog dishes? they have here in china, just last night, our group went for dinner in a classy restaurant and you don’t have to guess what, the main course is dog meat. yaiks! di talaga ko kumain, hahaha.
napaka-walang kwenta naman nung site na’yun to use FUCK and other lame terms to create such an encyclopedia. sana man lang kahit pangit yung sinabi nya tungkol sa Pinas e gumamit lang sya ng mga disenteng salita. para naman may maniwala sa ma opinyon nya kahit papano.
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the guy is a chicken! he considers balut like a half born brothers.
i am slightly enraged but will not visit his site. only a duck will believe what he is quacking about.
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diwata, kung nasan ka man alam kong mababasa mo’to. hindi ako makapag-comment sa blog mo pero gagawin ko yung tag. hahaha
mahal na reyna sensya na, para lang akong nagsulat sa log-book na dito tinatago sa site mo. hehehe
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is there a way to block this website? can we flood it complaints?
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He’s sick! Anyways, I’ve always wondered why Manila Envelopes was called such. Bakit nga ba, aside from the fact na galing siya sa manila?
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tatawagan ko sya ngayon KK, kelangan ko tulong mo sa WPP. Linsyak, mano mano kung nilalagay ang code na
kasi nawala yong “VIEW” sa WPP ko! ano na naman kayang nakalikot ko? As in ang hirap na mag-postttt!!!
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interestingly, kahit sa opis di pa rin alam kung nasaan ang MANILA, mukhang di nadala nang Manila Envelopes yong mapa nang Manila?
actually, surprised ako sa largest exporter thing – i thought it was just called Manila Envelopes because it’s made out of Abaca and being the largest exporter was news to me. eh dito lang sa Philadelphia, daming factory nitong Manila Envelope na to noh! hahaha
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Hay naku Diwa was especially enraged reading the site, kahit na ako umusok ata ilong ko!
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i know it was a bait, di ko napigil, nag-init ako nang todo! grabe ever!
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aling site? sige lang andito lang ako tutal wala namang pasok bukas. aling “View” sa “WPP”?
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When I am writing an entry sa wodpress, dalawa ang TAB nya dati. One is VIEW another one is CODE. Obviously, dun sa CODE nakalagay ang behind the scenes at dun ko ini-edit yong mga images. Nawala yung VIEW!!!!
Like for example: Dun sa VIEW which is the default page, I can see how my entry would look like, block a paragraph and indent it. Dahil nawala sya, mano mano kung ilalagay ang. Sa version ba yun nang WPP?
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kk, puntahan mo yong bancodereyna… NGEEEE! “VISUAL” pala tawag dun! hahaha! Yun ang nawala KK!! HELPPP!!!
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this guy certainly is just desperately craving attention. as you can see on the “article” he used the word “chinks”. that means most probably, he regard other races inferior other than his own.
while i am very insulted, i wouldn’t go to that site for two reasons. 1. i wouldn’t give such a racist prick the benefit of my presence, and 2. i wouldn’t want my high blood pressure to rise.
i will leave it up to his racist brethren to have his head.
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ganito gawin mo.. i-ftp mo yung buong wp-admin folder mo. baka may nagalaw na scripts jan.
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oo nga eh ang dmi suppliers ng manila envelope sa US kaya dati iniisip ko bakit manila envelope ang tawag. In fact nung bata ako hindi ko alam kung ano ang manila envelope hahahahha… ang alam ko brown envelope – long and short – lalagyan ng mga art projects. hahahahahha…. Pero in fairness, yong style ng brown envelope na may traingular flap, sa Pilipinas ko lang nakikita yon!
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!@#$%@#$%^&*~!@#$%^&
several years ago, may nabasa akong forum na nilait lait yung coy namin for hiring pinoy techsupport…nakakainit ng ulo…sobra! racist comments etc
sa inis ko…pinatulan ko…
may nagreklamo na kano at nag email sa presidente ng kumpanyang tinatarbahuan ko
after several days…
finorward yung thread nun forum sa manila office…
kinabahan ako nung na receive ko yung mail from our sups kse may screenshot nun thread na palitan ng hate comments…nick ko ang nangunguna…hahaha..sobrang naging isyu yun
after that incident, naglabas ng memo un HQ …bawal na mag internet sa opis….as in until now…yung 1st level wala kahit google…blocked talaga…ayaw na daw nila maulit yung case na yun…..hahaha..kasalanan ko kabisyoooo kaya hinde makapag unrelated sites ang iba kong mga ka-opis!!!
lesson is…deadmatology na ketch sa mga hate comments na ganyan! agree with buraot. sayang ang ilang minuto na ginugol ko sa website na yan kanina
so back to yer questions, parody? poking fun? or publicity seeker?
ALL OF THE ABOVE, kabisyooo!!!!
and i don’t want to stoop down to his level…he’s one stupid freakin ugly desperate madapaka sick IT!!
*hahaha, hindi daw papatulan*
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siguro hayaan na lang naten kapatid, i read it again and am sure any sane person would easily ignore all the crap he wrote about us dahil masyadong obvious na he’s such an idiot
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di ba nga exporter pala tayo nang abaca! kaya pala dami factory nito dito, taz yong manila ropes, right?
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maybe i am the only visitor because i checked the site again and they copied wikipedia’s format and everything but just like what i said with androids, too easy to detect that it was written by an idiot.
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di ba nga? kahit bata pinapatulan naten? hahahah!!! baka bait lang yung thread na yun para lumabas kung sinong nagbubulakbol? hehehe!!!
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Mahal na reyna, no you’re not the only visitor, me too and 8,249 others haha. 2 days ago i checked the site and i said it’s nothing to blog about. what’s new? it’s a mere fact of fabricated lies. The more we talk about this site, the more publicity he gets. Di lang naman tayo ang ginago ng taong gumawa ng site na yan, buong mundo pa nga. Wag ng patulan baka sumikat lang.
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nahiya naman ako, hindi ko alam yong manila rope pero alam ko may rope na abaca. Eh bakit kaya di pa tayo yumaman. Top exporter pala tayo ng abaca?
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yun na yu nina, yong abaca rope is called manila rope. dati alam ko one of the wanna wanna tayo nang abaca, di ko alam ngayon dahil nga nauso na ang super typhoons
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di ako nakapag pigil ever lam mo naman ang lola kahit bata pinapatulan! hahaha
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kk, papatulong ako ki chuva maya maya!!!
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hmm, di ko alam kung i click ko yung site o hindi. pinoy ba yung nagsulat o hindi natin kalahi? i need to compose myself first at baka sumabog si kengkay e magka blizzard bigla ulit sa balay ni reyna. aahaha
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hahaha! wag mo nang puntahan, walang kwenta yun! hahaha
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